• Published 19th Jun 2012
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Hayngover - Sliverfish



A Hangover-eqsue fiction.

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Pinkie Senses, Roulette and Roofies

"Pinkie, how exactly are you going to win?" Twilight Sparkle asked the pink earth pony.

"DUH, Pinkie Sense!" Pinkie Pie replied.

"Okay, I understand that you can use your "Pinkie Sense" to predict when scary stuff is going to happen and when I'm going to fall into a ditch, but I don't think you can use it to win roulette!"

"Twilight, Ah think it's best to let Pinkie do this. Besides, what other option do we have? She's the only one here who actually understands the rules!" Applejack said to her unicorn friend.

Twilight eventually agreed. With that, the five mares entered the casino.

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"Okay, you wait there and I'll go to the roulette table." Pinkie Pie said to her friends.

"Okay...." Twilight Sparkle said, confused.

So the four watched Pinkie Pie sitting at the roulette table. They had no clue what she was doing, but they could tell by the casino chips stack in front of Pinkie Pie rising slowly but surely, they could tell she was doing it right. In the space of a few hours, she won 21,300 bits.

"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! I DID IT!" the pink party mare screamed while bouncing over to her friends.

"Yes! Now we can get Fluttershy back!" Rainbow Dash said.

The five mares exited the casino, relieved that in about 45 minutes, all their troubles would be over.

"TAXI!" Rainbow Dash hailed a taxi for the five mares including herself. Rarity demanded to be in the front to avoid having her mane ruined by being squashed. So Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle all crammed into the back seat.

"So, where do you wanna go?" asked the driver.

Rainbow Dash told him the address. "And hurry."

"Okay."



When they arrived, they saw a small house with the number "17" on it. This must have been the place. It couldn't have had more than one room. They went to the door and knocked. Rainbow Dash was carrying a bag containing the bits.

The door opened and inside was a large dark gray stallion, almost as large as Big Macintosh. Another, smaller stallion was holding a squirming bag next to him.

"You're early." the smaller stallion said.

"Applejack. It's been a while. How are your parents?" said who must have been Stan The Stallion before chuckling. Applejack had half a mind to best this guy to a pulp, but that could wait - for now.

"Give us our friend back." Rainbow Dash said.

"Give us the money." Stan The Stallion said.

"No, our friend."

"No, the money."

"Okay, okay, let's calm down." said the smaller stallion. "You put your bag in the middle and we put OURS in the middle. I collect the money and count it, and if it's the right amount, YOU take your friend."

"Okie Dokie!" said Pinkie Pie.

Rainbow Dash put the bits in the middle of the room, then took a step back. The smaller stallion put their bag in the middle and picked up the bag of bits. Once they were all counted, he zipped the bag up.

"Okay. Now you can have your friend."

The five rushed to the middle, picked the bag up and went outside. They opened the bag to reveal not their friend but -

"CARAMEL?!"

"Oh, THANK CELESTIA you came! Oh, hey Pinkie." said the light amber earth pony.

"HI!" replied the hyperactive mare.

"Great, WE WENT THROUGH ALL THAT FOR NOTHING?!" Rainbow Dash shouted.

"Rainbow Dash, I think it's time." Twilight Sparkle said, handing the cyan pegasus her phone.

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Big Macintosh was pacing inside the Wedding Chapel. The Neighllagio said they hadn't seen Fluttershy at all. When suddenly his phone rang. He immediately answered.

"Hello?"

"...It's Rainbow Dash."

"Rainbow Dash? Why are you callin'? Did you find Fluttershy?"

"Yeah.... listen."

"What?"

"...We fucked up."

Rainbow Dash went on to describe most of the story.

Pinkie Pie was talking to Caramel.

"I told you not to take those pills." Caramel said to the pink pony.

"I know. But I just wanted my friends to have a good time."

"Hey Pinkie," Twilight Sparkle said to her friend, "What are you talking about?"

"I'm sorry. I just wanted you girls to have fun."

"What the hay are you talkin' about?" Applejack said as she and Rarity came over.

"SOMEPONY roofied your drinks." Caramel said.

"What?!" Applejack shouted in shock. Rainbow Dash hear the whole conversation and on the inside was angry at her party friend, but she needed to focus on explaining the situation



"Can Ah talk to mah sister?" Big Macintosh asked.

"Sure." Once Rainbow Dash passed the phone to Applejack, she realised they'd searched almost all of Las Pegasus for their friend.

Almost.... Almost....

Her eyes widened. She has just realised where Fluttershy is.

"... Ah know, big brother. I just-" Rainbow Dash ripped the phone out of her friend's hand.

"WAIT! Big Macintosh, forget everything I just said. The wedding is still on!" The cyan pegasus shouted quickly before hanging up.

"Big Macintosh?" Applebloom walked into the room. "What's goin' on?"

"I don't know, little sister. I don't know."

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"So can you tell us why we're going back to our hotel?" Twilight Sparkle asked.

"What's the one place we haven't looked for Fluttershy?"

The other four (and Caramel) realised where Fluttershy was.

"Ah hope we can make it in time." Applejack said.

"If we hurry, we can." Rainbow Dash replied.

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The five mares and one stallion burst into their suite and found Fluttershy, alive and well (albeit tired).

"FLUTTERSHY!" shouted the mares.

"Oh, hello girls. How was your 'night out in Las Pegasus'?" Fluttershy asked.

"Never mind that. Why are you here?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Well, I didn't feel like going out, so I told you girls I'd just stay here. Why, don't you remember?"

"Nope." Pinkie Pie replied.

"Oh. Well, I guess we should get going. If, that's okay with you."

The six mares along with Caramel then headed off to the chapel.

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Big Macintosh was listening to Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash tell the whole story, start to finish with his new wife.

"It sucks we can't remember what happened during that night." Rainbow Dash said

"Well THOSE stories would've been hilarious to hear." Big Macintosh replied.

"Hey, Pinkie, is this yours?" Caramel walked up to the group, holding a camera in his mouth.

"THANKS! I was wondering where it went!"

"I kinda looked at some of the photos. A lot of them were from that night. Some of them are pretty messed up."

"Okay. Let's look once, then delete them." Rainbow Dash said. The whole group surrounded Pinkie Pie as she held up the camera.

"EEWWW!" "Simply disgusting." "GROSS!" "That's messed up!" "Eeyup."

THE END

Author's notes: Well, that's the last chapter. Probably not as good as I envisioned, but eh, it's my first fic. Any feedback is accepted. Thank's for reading "Hayngover". Inspired by the Todd Phillips movie "The Hangover".

Comments ( 3 )

It's seem like a short story but above all It was good.:derpytongue2:

823696 Thanks! I kinda ended it short because I was well out of ideas. I'll try to make future fic's longer. Deal? :pinkiehappy:

omg. This is genius duddeee. Good job. :pinkiehappy:

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