• Published 19th Jun 2012
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Hayngover - Sliverfish



A Hangover-eqsue fiction.

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Finding Rarity

The four mares were searching whatever place they were in for clues as to what went down the previous night.

"Find anythin' girls?" shouted Applejack.

"Nope."

"Nopie Wopie!"

"I got something." Twilight Sparkle replied.

The other three saw the lavender unicorn holding something. What was it?

"It looks like a hoof band." said Rainbow Dash.

"That's not it. It says "Las Pegasus Medical Center. Patient:.... Miss Rarity?!"

"What in tarnation?" Applejack responded.

"It says her discharge date is today." Twilight Sparkle said.

"Well, what the hay are we waiting for? Let's GO!" Rainbow Dash shouted.

And so, the four raced to the Las Pegasus Medical Center.

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"I wonder what Rarity's in hospital for?" Pinkie Pie said.

"Twilight, did the hoof band say why?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I don't think so." Twilight Sparkle responded.



When they arrived, they saw their indigo-maned friend standing outside the center.

"Hey, Rarity." greeted Twilight Sparkle.

"Hello, girls. I thought you were going to come here a half hour ago." said Rarity.

"Sorry," Rainbow Dash replied. "So, why were you in hospital? And why do we have your hoof band?"

"They say it was alcohol poisoning. And I gave it to you because I could tell you wouldn't remember to come here without a reminder." Rarity said.

"Wow, no wonder we can't remember anything.We were wacked out of our minds." Rainbow Dash added.

"Well, at least we found Rarity. But where's Fluttershy?" Twilight Sparkle asked.

"I don't have a clue." Rarity said.

"Everypony, check your phones." said Rainbow Dash.

"What?" said Pinkie Pie.

"Come on," Rainbow Dash replied. "Check your phones for new contacts, texts, places, anything."

The five mares each whipped out their phones and searched every part of it.

"Ah got nothin'."

"Nope."

"I've got nothing."

"I got a text from Mrs Cake at 11 PM last night." said Pinkie Pie. "Have fun in las pegasus, sweetie! :)"

"Oh." said Twilight Sparkle. "Well I don't have anything either."

"Damn it," Rainbow Dash sighed. "We gotta call somepony."

"How about Big Macintosh?" Pinkie Pie suggested.

"Oh yeah, that's a REAL bucking great idea, Pinkie." the cyan pegasus replied sarcastically. "Tell the groom that his bride is missing in Las Pegasus."

"Fine. How about the Cakes'? We can trust them!" Pinkie Pie suggested.

"Okay. Pinkie, call them." Twilight Sparkle said to the hyperactive pink pony.

Pinkie whipped out her phone and dialed in The Cakes' number.

The 5 were anxiously waiting for someone to answer.

"Hello, you've reached Sugarcube Corner. We can't take your call right now so if it's business-related, leave a message and we'll get back to you."

"Voicemail." Pinkie Pie said, putting back her phone.

"Well, what the hay are we gonna do now?" Applejack said.

"Well that's easy. We have to find out who wrote this note!" Pinkie Pie said, holding up a piece of paper.

"Where'd you get that?!" Rainbow Dash asked, snatching the paper out of the pink mare's hand.

"It was in my pocket when we woke up." Pinkie Pie said.

8:30 AM, 17 Unicorn Ave. Be there with 20,000 bits if you wanna see your friend.
-Stan The Stallion

Applejack panicked at the name. "STAN THE STALLION?!"

"Who's Stan The Stallion?" Twilight Sparkle asked?

"Stan The Stallion used to be the most dangerous criminal in Appleloosa when me, Bic Macintosh, Granny Smith and our parents lived there."

"Really?!" Pinkie Pie gasped.

"Well, what are we gonna do?" Twilight Sparkle asked.

"DUH! We go find this meanie and get him to give us Fluttershy back!" Pinkie Pie shouted.

"Pinkie, do you have any idea where we can get 20,000 bits by tomorrow morning?"

"We're in Las Pegasus. And what is Las Pegasus filled with?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"Casinos?" Twilight Sparkle guessed.

"BINGO! No wait, I mean yes. Casinos. I don't think they have bingo here!" Pinkie Pie replied

"Darling, how are we EVER going to earn THAT much money by tomorrow?" Rarity asked.

"Leave that to me!" Pinkie Pie said.

"So, what in tarnation are we waitin' for?" Applejack asked.

"Let's go!" said Rainbow Dash.

Author's notes: Well, that's chapter two. It's short because I need to go to bed pretty soon. Any ideas for future chapters/stories is welcome because I'm having some troubles thinking of ideas.