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This story is a sequel to The Most Powerful Dragon in Equestria Visits for Tea


Ember is back, and she's more sarcastic and adolescent-minded than ever. She's returned to the dragon lands; older, wiser, and more understanding of ponies. That's when somepony tries to kill her.

Rated T for language and suggestive themes. Cover image by Léa Imalou.

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Cliche or not, I find it hilarious when the 'villain' just kinda ignores the would-be 'hero' and goes on about their business like nothing happened.

Needless to say that I'm looking forward to more of this.

Good stuff!! please continue!

You quoted Nietzsche and One Punch Man in a single chapter.



Okay.

:rainbowlaugh:
This is great. I need more of this kind of Ember.

Wait.. The dragons burned down her home? I'd be annoyed too.

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How did they burn down rock?
Edit: you meant the pony's home, got it.

>Straw Mane

I FREAKING SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

This is absolutely brilliant :rainbowlaugh:

Straw Mane is such an appropriate name! Have a thumbs up and a follow.

I cut her off. “Your name, not what you say when you touch yourself.”

Oh dear.. Straw Mane?

F. Luffy. :pinkiegasp:

The cutie mark is that of combating monsters. There are many monsters. Most of them are terrified of Fluttershy.

Those that survive quiver in fear of Pinkie Pie. :pinkiecrazy:

I wonder what monster Straw Mane fought to get her cutie mark? It reminds me of a great story where the CMC were trying to get their dragonslaying cutie mark, and their plan was to just beat on Spike until the marks appeared.

Straw Mane

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I think they're surprisingly synergistic

7149286 *points at spike casually melting a chunk of metal*
*points at dragons belly flopping into, and gargling, lava*

yeah, i think they can burn stone if they wanted to.

#willfullymissingthepoint

In a world of bright colorful ponies, I enjoy Ember's dry and sarcastic humor greatly.

“But you know, it’s kind of awkward to introduce you as ‘the pony that tried to stab me on that one Tuesday.’ You got a name.”
She swells with pride. UUUUUGGGHHH. SHE HAS ANOTHER MONOLOUGE IN HER. “I’m going to be known as the One Dragons Fear, the Light in the Darkness, the Champion of-”
I cut her off. “Your name, not what you say when you touch yourself.”

Ember always makes the best quips. :rainbowlaugh:

The only conclusion was that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, something about a false sense of security, yadda yadda yadda, so began my epic quest into enemy lines, yakity yak yak yak, more yaks than Yakyakistan, your rein of tyranny ends here as soon as it begun, etc, etc, etc.

This reminds me of Taz's dad from Taz-mania: "Blah, blah, blah, yackity smackity."

Ember is back, and she's more sarcastic and adolescent-minded than ever. She's returned to the dragon lands; older, wiser, and more understanding

Somehow that...sounds contradictory to itself. I can't figure out why but it just doesn't sound right...

Love this!:rainbowlaugh:
Straw Mane's like 'I will be a dragon-slaying hero! Your kind will fear me!'
And Ember, being the logical one between the two, is like 'I don't give a damn 'bout none your shit.'

So much love for, Ember, and this story. Good job!:moustache:

...Straw Mane is insane. And quite possibly stupid.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Ah, Ember. You clever girl :yay:

She clearly needs to train harder. I'd recommend 100 push ups, 100 squats, 100 sit ups and a 10 km run. Every single day. :pinkiecrazy:

This is hilarious. Ember is brilliantly funny here. Not much else to say. The inner monologue is so funny.

Nice bit with the toothpick.

More please.

I have to see where this goes. :raritystarry: Please, continue! :twilightsmile:

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