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Enigmatic Otaku

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Man... how could we fuck up this bad? I just don't know what went wrong! :derpytongue2:

You were supposed to SLAY the dragon, not LAY it!

Oh, I know.

I know.

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Her dad is SO gonna be pissed.

Lovely story. I don't know why, but I love tales like this. Expect to fight horrible monster, instead end up with sexy monster girl.

Rammy #5 · May 1st, 2016 · · 1 ·

"So uh...the egg should be laid any day now."

Remember kids stay away from sexy dragonesses...



Totally hilarious.

Embers all. Mine.

Slayer. I wanted to retire and open a sandwhich shop.

Maybe call it Bent Dents. :pinkiecrazy:

MuzaWaza #9 · May 1st, 2016 · · 1 ·

I was waiting for the line 'Dragon Slayed!', when he was done with the sex at the end. You missed it.

Wow, marriage part was well executed

even dubbing you 'The Slayer' in some parts!

In every generation, their is a chosen one...

It's taken a while for Ember to get used to the town,

Wanna see this so much!

So will their child look something like this?

Comment posted by Adamanthys deleted May 1st, 2016

Holy crap, I really loved the story
The ending with Ember getting possessive of the guy, taking all his money, and forbidding him from getting other mares, was extremely hilarious. Especially since he compares his frightening situation at the end with being married.. Thanks fir the amazing story.

Whatever gets the job done.

This is the one story I'm happy I'm a fuckup.

Scorched Earth Doom Bringer

Not sure if intentional Dota reference...

7176035 That image never fails to amuse me.

Commence read.

Once her claws relax, you, licking you lips,

Thinking your?

Great story.

Well, he got to, as they say, 'ride the dragon' .

Would like to find more on them, should you proceed doing so.

Reasons why quests stop using terms like impale and penetrate in the job descriptions.

Looks like I brought the wrong sword...

or did I?

There should definitely be a sequel to this mate :pinkiehappy:

7176406 You mean 'you're'. Common mistake online.^^

Nice story!!
I enjoyed reading it! :twilightsmile:

Also ... who else can say he's married with a DRAGON? :D


You've put more effort and space to crediting people than actually describing the story. Who are you trying to help here? Your friends or your readers?

I choose to blame Damien for this.

2nd person stories not my thing. *looks at the cover art* But hot dragon ladies are.
Read it and liked it.

why didn't we get a funny scene of this ?
Or better yet.... Why didn't we get her fathers opinion on the matter ...in the form of some kind of shotgun wedding ?
PinkiePie planned of course .. Just don't tell her or daddy dearest Embers expecting ... Egg Shower Party! Yay ! :pinkiehappy:
Anyhoo great story Enigmatic Otaku have another ⭐️ Thumb Up And a follow as well
Not gonna pester you for an epilogue but ... Come on .... It's practically begging for one ...

What other discription is needed?


Actually, think that mine would be the correct usage. :twilightsheepish:

By changing 'licking you lips' to 'licking your lips' it makes sense.

You're is a contraction, you + are. So, 'you're licking your lips' would be good.

So, depending on the sentence and other things, your change of You're wouldn't fit in that sentence.


Comment posted by Purple-Smart Heart deleted May 1st, 2016

All the money goes to her? hmmm, a bit questionable since Ember just eat some and the rest goes for him to buy stuff and do things so…he is more like a sugar daddy.

Also human and dragons can mate then? je well Spike is going to have friends very soon. I can't wait to see Ember trying to adapt to some pony cultures, specially the herd thing, something tells me that once she hears about the 'alpha mare' she will be more willing to try

Hillbe #36 · May 1st, 2016 · · 1 ·

:moustache: Dude you bone it you own it!
:raritywink: Spikey fetch me the cherry ribbon, No that's cinnamon No that's rube........
:moustache: It's all red!
:unsuresweetie: that's what I said.


7176881 Hadn't read the chapter. Just saw it in the comments, so I'm not surprised I made a mistake out of context.

um im sorry but did you get your inspiration from a comedian

Oh please do a sequel I've got to see more of this

Yes indeed, you managed to screw (up) the dragon indeed... :rainbowwild:

Any second person story can instantly be elevated by changing every instance of "you" to "I".

Just from that title alone, this promises to be hilarious.

7176695 imgur doesn't work anymore. they got pissed at the site.

7177376 Eh. I personally enjoyed it myself, but that's just me.

This is one of the best one-shots I've read in a very long time!



Yeah--they mate for life...

As it should be, I wouldn't mind being married to a dragon so I wouldn't complain!

Also, I would take interest in a squeal more around the relationship. Heck, you can turn their adventures into fanfiction alone!


Well, technacally you did 'slay' the dragon.

This was a great fic, i really hope there will be a sequal to it.

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