Fluttershy, the daugther of Pony Satan.

“What about that Flash Sentry?” asked Fluttershy. “He seemed nice.”
“Yeah, I considered him. Except when I did, I got so many complaint letters that bringing them in nearly killed Derpy.”
ha

Just as soon as I finish my morning nap…and my afternoon nap…and my evening nap…and my nighttime nap.”

“Don’t you just mean your regular sleep?” asked Applejack.

Rainbow Dash chuckled. “You sure don’t know how naps work, do you, AJ?”

This got me really good.