The Saboteur: Toby 1, Thrall 0
Rogue Chaos- The Saboteur: Toby 1, Thrall 0
Shortly after finding the locations of the two shard clusters that were powering the gate and destroying them, the door that blocked their path soon dropped down and out of the way. The sudden opening though startled all of the Jennerit Thrall that were standing guard inside the terminal room, causing the brutes inside to issue commands to the lower rank thrall as they charged in a head on swarm.
“Well, here comes the welcome committee,” Shayne smirked. Instead of attacking though, she looked towards the draconequus that landed on her shoulder and then posed a question. “Got any tricks up your sleeves that can take these guys out quickly Discord? We don’t want to keep Nova waiting.”
“Pfft! Too easy.” He snapped his claw and teleported away. The Thrall stopped their charge, grabbed their butts and ran to the nearest restroom, (and MrAquino and I did NOT get a new Lamborghini). Discord returned in another flash, wearing an Aztec headdress. “There we go. The classic Montezuma’s revenge.”
“… Is this normal with him?” Pendles asked, personally disappointed that he didn’t get the chance to kill any of them.
“Honestly, you would not even believe the kind of things that he could do… even if we told you,” Toby replied, looking back at them. “Shouldn’t we be… well… taking them out? I mean, it won’t be long until those guys come ba-. Aww crap, I jinxed it.” The penguin was right and when he said that, the Jennerit were coming back… and firing at Discord now.
“Deploying force field!”
“Activating missile cannons!” Sweetie Bot called out as her weapons took aim and fired at the new targets.
“Cuing the theme song!”
That was when Shayne and Aurox turned to Discord the moment he said that. “Wait, we have a theme song?”
“Why of course we do! It’s the reason why things don’t get so boring around here!!” Discord insisted, conjuring a beatbox as an old rock song began to play. “Hit it!!” They charged with the music blasting.
“Hey, this ain't half bad!” Pendles commented “Where did you find it?”
“Internet. And in Oscar Mike’s room, next to his plushie of Rainbow Dash.”
“MY ROOM IS PRIVATE!!!” They heard the clone yell over the mic. “Well, except for Montana since we’re buddies… and Thorn, since she and Montana do book club… Whatever, YOU DON’T GO INTO ANOTHER MAN’S ROOM WITHOUT ASKING PERMISSION FIRST!!”
“What are you yelling for?” Montana asked “Aren't you ready for the Panty Raid tonight?”
“Discord went into my room without permission! No one goes into my room! Especially when I need my alone time.” The clone said… catching the attention of one particular rogue in general.
“... You have Rainbow Dash?” Whisky asked, seemingly drinking something from the bottle.
“Whiskey part 2, Whiskey’s dramatic discovery…” They heard Orendi slyly whisper over the comline before whispering something else. “... and action!”
“This may be fun and all, but don’t we have… like, a job to do?” Nova then spoke up before being interrupted by Orendi.
“QUIET ON THE SET!!! I SAID QUIET!!!!” Orendi shouted before the comline switched on the group.
“DITTO!!!” Discord added, munching on popcorn while the music was still playing.
“Yeah, we’ll leave them to their own shenanigans. Sorry, had to take a while to come up with a private Comline after Orendi began tearing out random wires everywhere to make her own makeshift film studio,” Kleese sighed. “Just get yourselves prepared and then it’ll be Nova’s time to shine.” With a quick snap, the proper turrets and defenses were easily set up by Discord without needing to break a sweat.
“Uhh… M-Ms. Nova?” Toby then nervously asked. “I-if you’re not too busy, m-maybe we can start the breach-. S-sorry!! I know that you must be having fun and stuff.”
“Oh no no, it’s cool! I always have time to blow stuff up…” The magnus acknowledged them. What came next though was something none of the Battleborn ever expected… at all. “Ready to breach on your command, you little cutie patoots.”
“ … Did she just call Uncle Toby cute?” He turned to Toby, seeing his left eye twitching. “OH NO!!! HE'S TRIGGERED!!!”
“Uh… No, it’s not that mate,” Pendles told him, pointing out the small light red circles on the penguin’s cheeks. “I think he’s blushing.”
“I thought it was either Diarrhea or something else.” That just lead to multiple facepalms and also the sounds of a grossed out Kleese trying to gasp for air. Before anyone could speak though, Toby soon did something that no one ever expected from someone of his caliber… He took charge.
“Everyone, Nova is working on the breach and needs us to help her out… If it isn’t one of us… Shoot it, kill it, BLOW IT THE F*#@ UP I DON’T CARE!!! LET’S SHOW THEM WHAT MAKES US BADASSES!!!”
“Wow… I never thought he would be the one to give us a pep talk…” Shayne said before a horde of Jennerit Thrall came in from all possible points of entry. “And now the fun begins!”
“LET THERE BE CREEPERS!!!” Discord announced. In a large flash, multiple plant-like creatures standing on four legs appeared. They hissed, and exploded, blowing large holes, leaving floating cubes around. Discord pulled out a manual. “Now how do you craft a girlfriend?” While he was trying to read it though, a Thrall Beastmaster threw it’s lance at the draconequus, tearing apart his instruction manual. “Hey, that wasn’t very nice! Prepare to FEEL MY WRATH!!”
“Okay, who pissed off Discord this time?” Before anyone could answer, Discord summoned something else… a T-Rex with music in the background. Which was weird enough to say the least, but by the time that the song was only partway through, all the Thrall in the room were either chomped on, shot at, cut in half or burned alive. “Well, that happened… So what are things like right now-?”
“Crap, we got more of them coming your way! Hang in there, Nova!” The group heard Reyna yell over the mic before an all too familiar sound began to echo throughout the room as an all too familiar cosmic hellspawn began to drop into the room.
“Varelsi, twelve o'clock!!” Toby hollered as he started to fire at the creatures of the void. At one point though, when his railgun began to overheat, Discord jumped onto the mech and had something form in his paw while wearing a cap similar to Orendi’s and also a robe to go with it.
“Magic Missile!!” He yelled, sending out a blast of energy that went off like a plasma grenade and killing a massive group of Varelsi Shulks while the turrets tried to make quick work of the other monsters scattered around.
“Nice work, little guy! I owe you one for saving my butt!” Toby complimented Discord as he prepared for more of those monsters to come in. “In fact, I got an idea… Can you get all of those Varelsi into the center of the room. I think I got something that can take then all out in one shot so we can finish the mission quickly.” He nodded, pulling out the trusty laser pointer that he had used before back on Bliss as he got the attention of all the Varelsi and have them move to the center of the room.
And directly within the line of fire of Toby’s Core Discharge. “I HAVE BECOME DEATH!! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!” The massive laser beam that was fired turned the Varelsi into cosmic ash and even went as far as burning up the entire hallway that they just came through. Something that made Discord happy for finishing them off quickly… and Nova happy for not getting attacked while she was working.
“We’ll need to trigger a manual override at the control panel,” She informed them as the doors near the back of the room opened up and allowed the group to press on. “I’m there now, waiting for you…… Geez, everything is so SLOW in meatspace…”
“… Nova doesn’t get the chance to get outside the ship terribly often, does she?” Deande then asked Ghalt on the other end of the line as the team used the launch pads outside to proceed to the next area.
“Since we’ve been working together, Nova has never been outside the ship at all come to think of it.” The UPR captain replied to her, before the Magnus AI soon cut in between their conversation. “We never do anything fun! But this… This is WAY fun!!”
“Rather… spirited isn’t she?”
“R-Dash 5000 body, folks!” Discord demanded, “Come on! Just do it!!!”
“And now Discord is acting like that old earth actor… what was his name? Shia LaBeouf?” Kleese groaned to himself as he watched the team advance to the next platform, where they were approaching a collection of floating platforms that made a set of stairs. “Hah! Do the Jennerit honestly think that a set of stairs would be the only thing to prevent us from moving forward-?” Just as he said that though, the stairs began to fold up and create a huge gap between the team and their objective. “Hey, GET BACK HERE!!”
“Good going, Kleese. You offended Melvin!” Discord snapped at the old genius of the LLC.
“Who the bloody hell is Melvin?”
“Who else?” Discord said. “All he wanted to do was feel appreciated and you ended up insulting him.”
“Wait a minute…” Shayne then interjected. “You named the stairs… Melvin?”
“Why yes, all he wanted was to feel appreciated… and give us a hug.”
“Well, from the looks of things, you can bring back… Melvin… by hitting the switch underneath the platform back there,” Mellka informed the group, placing an objective marker on their map so they would know where to go. “The two walkways on either side lead up to the same place, so… divide and conquer so you can make short work of them.”
“That sounds simple enough,” Sweetie Bot acknowledged. “Pendles and Toby should take the path on the left while Discord, Shayne and I take the one on the right. One mech for each side so we can split the amount of firepower.”
“Sure… or I can introduce those guys over here to a new friend of mine,” Discord said as he summoned a huge rocket launcher that he was somehow still able to balance as he fired a shot that blew up all the thrall that were beginning to gather on that end of the platform. “I call him Mr. PBFG.”
“That… was lethal as f**k…” Sweetie Bot originally said before clearing her throat. “Sorry, previous programming was interfering with my thought process… Hey, you think you can help a fella out and blow up these guys too?” Discord smiled, teleporting to where Sweetie Bot was before aiming the missile launcher at the second group of Jennerit… all while saying some random phrase to go with it.
“You get an explosion! You get an explosion!! EVERYBODY GETS AN EXPLOSION!!!” He yelled, all while a guitar solo was playing in the background before he dismissed the weapon and joined up with Shayne and Aurox at the switch they needed to activate.
“Well… that happened…” Kleese muttered to himself. “Hit the switch and the path forward will open up to us.”
“You mean Melvin…” The draconequus corrected.
“Fine, Melvin…” The LLC scientist groaned as they continued onward. While moving forward, Toby then posed a question for the newcomer of the group that he did not have the chance to ask earlier.
“So… about earlier… you were saying that you knew Benedict?” The penguin asked. “How exactly did that happen?”
“Well, that shortly happened after I fled my home world after the Varelsi darkened my home star almost 15 years ago. The planet I was on of the planets that was a battleground for the UPR’s fight against the Varelsi and also a good place to stay temporarily. I was in the tavern that was there and I see a few guys drinking their sorrows away, one of them being the Aviant you mentioned… Then, opportunity struck.”
Toby raised an eyebrow as he looked back at the Roa. “Opportunity?”
“Well, the Aviant was talking about how his Komiri commander was a complete jerk and then he said and I quote… “I wish that tenderbeak bastard was dead. Really! I’d buy a round for whoever got him, too”. Of course I was young back then, but in my mind back then, this was my first professional contract and I didn’t really think that he was just saying random stuff because he was drunk. So, I got up, left the establishment and killed the guy that he was talking about. Costed me an arm and an eye, but it was worth it.”
“I was still pissed at when Menneck B got darkened!!” Benedict interjected in the background.
“Oh really? Then I would think that YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!” Discord countered the Aviant’s statement with one of his own. “Now, as you were saying?”
“Ah yes, well I finished the job, he wanted me to get out of the system, even though I was telling him that I completed the contract he wanted, and told me to take the guys head with him.” Pendles finished before looking back at the others. “Few years later, I went professional on starting my own business. Even got a referral plan to where if you hire me, you get a free hit on the house.”
“That… I’ll need to take into consideration.” The penguin said as more Jennerit and Varelsi began to show up at the doors to the control station to the foundry.
“There’s the facility control station. Take out the guards and we can give Nova the opportunity she needs to upload the worm cluster.” The spymistress guiding them explained as they soon heard Nova reply.
“Sorry about having you guys needed to walk a long ways over here, there was another terminal closer to you, but they’re not working anymore.”
“Why’s that?” Shayne asked.
“I blew it the f**k up.”
“Why, did it have an opinion?” Discord then asked the Magnus.
“Yeah and it thought that female AI’s were incapable of doing things that a male AI can do. So I decided to teach it a lesson.” That… in turn caused Discord to think something to himself as he turned towards… you.
“Come on guys, if that isn’t enough of a reason to put her inside of R-Dash 5000, what more of a reason do you need!”
“Discord, who are you talking to?”
“The audience.” He replied to Shayne as the teen looked back at one of her teammates.
“… That’s a wall.”
“I can dream dammit!!” The draconequus pouted while the last of the defenses in this area were being set up as the group got into position.
“Already, everythings set. Initializing the worm cluster upload now.”
“The rest of you, keep the Jennerit away from the console while Nova finishes her work!” Kleese said as Discord drew out a pair of revolvers. Now was the final stage of the mission… and there was no room for errors at this point.
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yyeeeaaaa.... lets do what dissy says here yes? the chaos that shall happen will be glorius
7525149 Aren't things chaotic enough already?
7525522 some may want it to get more chaotic..so throw nova in the R-dash
7525569 We already have one magnus in a body. Do we really need two?
7525861 we rarely see isiac in the field..but yes.. the fun must be doubled!!
7526113 Check the newest chapter. The Chaos just got doubled
Really pushing for nova to b put into the rdash 5000 rnt u.