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Twisted Brew
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Twisted Brew
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LUUUNNNNAAAAA ANDDDDD TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! ....... please
Not expecting this to come from you man. But to each their own.
Tracking
Not that bad in all honesty.
Cliche as fuck, but not bad.
And Luna wants a bad boy ... Typical ....
7099854 Not just any bad boy, one slated for death row too... if this is her ideal guy, wonder what's her worst, the nicest guy in the world?
7100002 Yes, that did shock the crap outta me. Do I want to know who he killed?
Oh come on why leave cliffhanger? Damn it
This story pleases me, another!
Please sir....... can I have some more?
I like Ryan.
This is funny want MOAR
Like the chapter but the ending what the hell was celestia thinking? She could have killed the one being that luna could have married and have kids with
More please?
Lmao
"If Luna and I have kids, I'll make sure to remind you every day of your life that I fucked your sister."
"This is the funnest line i have ever heard in any story" 10/10 IGN
hilarious
Ellem Mayo
Run, bitch! Run!
...
Great
now I can't unhear Chris Rock's voice saying that in Ryan's head ... Or any of his other thoughts in that voice ... .
...No.
I remember why I added this to every bookshelf.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This part right right just killed me! you can put me in the coffin!
Always in ours hearts
This is why I live.
7114090 She could always use the eHarmony portal again to find someone else.
This story is so funny so far. I love this guy. He tried to play the game but didn't realize Celestia WAS the game.
Princess of sandwiches I shall find you
Jesus fucking christ this story is so fucking funny, I'm favouritin this story, please make more.
Luna, it because you didn't searched in a prisons, if your type of mates is criminals, than it best place to find them.
OK, I understand, all of them already lost their heads.
Honestly I can't understand why Luna always shipped with that kind of humans.
Good lord, this is getting better and better.
Keep it up, man. You're doing great.
She will get him back next chapter lol
Well...I can see someone is a fan of SAO abridged
Fuckin awesome chapter.
Your sense of humor is colourful.
666 views. Ryan is the devil. Confirmed. Confirmed.
This is so awesome and Hilarious please more
In this Part you should , put like "Tia" to show to bonding of sister to sister.....But nice work so far!
And yep! Agreed with Celestia, a little Foward, i dont like it 
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Hey guys, sorry I haven't updated in a bit. Just wanted to let you know that I'll have the update posted by tomorrow. I hope it'll be worth the wait.
The Feels Are Strong
I think I would be a good deal annoyed if someone just walced into my head. She borderline mind ****ed him.
7171836 now for the physical form
the ending quote is well played
*<>* you can't rape the willing... He got what he deserved ...almost ... Didn't get full SnuSnu
Well that's an awkward way to interrupt a session.
I think I have a rough idea now why he was on Death Row.
Perfect
Awesome, love the ending!.
Equestria deserves a princess of sandwiches.
Aww love this chapter, MAKE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????
I JUST REALISED I DIDN'T LIKE THIS YET WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??