Group Precipitation

by FanOfMostEverything

A Glut of Rosy Pastries, by Jenna Cipher

No one in Canterlot could've expected it, and no one could've prepared for it. The first sign of trouble was the small tremors that occurred throughout the early half of the day.

And then the noises started.

funfunfunfunfun!

Fun, is this fun? FUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!

Entirely at random, people going about their day would hear the same word.

Fun.

By the time it became apparent that something was utterly wrong, it was far to late to do anything about it, for the partying horde was already upon them.

And then everything went pink.

Later that day, in the Canterlot High science lab, Sunset Shimmer attempted in vain to stop facepalming, while Twilight stood before her, rubbing the back of her neck sheepishly. Sunset, in between bouts of facepalming, looked at her friend and spoke.

"Clones... Why'd you have to try and invent a cloning spell..."

Author's Note:

"What if I clone myself to clean up after th— Ow!"

"Thou shalt not clone."

"I don't even worship you."

"It's not a general commandment. I'm telling you to stop duplicating people. It never ends well."

Comments

[BenRG]

So, that's the Humane world's Too Many Pinkie Pies? I'm wondering just how traumatising a bloodbath this one ended up as being!

[Pretentious Narwhal]

And then everything went pink.

AND THEY CALLED US CRAZY. BUT AT LAST, THE APINKALYPSE COMETH!!! TREMBLE BEFORE THE MISTRESS OF SUGAR, THE GREAT PINK SMILING ONE, SHE OF THE PUFFY MANE/HAIR. BOW DOWN IN HER PRESCENCE, MORTALS!!!

[Rikmach]

7719112
They would've cured world hunger, but everyone complained that complained that it tasted funny.

[Bliss Authority]

7719444 FUN FOR THE FUN GOD! SWEETS FOR THE SWEETS THRONE!

[Mare Imbrium]

"I don't even worship you."

Well maybe not in THAT sense.

[sgtnolisten]

7722376 Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

[TwistedSpring]

7892058
Two clowns are eating a cannibal, one turns to the other “I think we messed up the joke.”