Group Precipitation

by FanOfMostEverything

Christened in Grease, by Jenna Cipher

"Excuse me but... what?"

Di's mobile platform 'grinned' back at Cookie Crisp, replying, "The Church decided to help fund the project, their only demand was we let them decide the ships name!"

Cookie groaned, having guessed where this was going. "Please tell me you didn't agree to what I think you agreed too..."

As they walked out into the main hanger, where said project was being built, the eccentric AI spoke again, nodding. "Yup. Behold, the D.B.H.V. Glorious Proclaimer!"

Cookie sighed, honestly not surprised at this point. "This is what I get for not agreeing to call it Enterprise, isn't it?"

"Yep! Happy Hearth's Warming Eve!"

"Well at least it's not as dumb as calling a school 'Bacon'."

Author's Note:

That's "Divine Bacon Horse's Vessel," for those wondering. Again, further in the future than most in the collection.

Comments

[BenRG]

I'm starting to think that this one is going to end up looking like the Navoo in 'The Expanse' only with a statue of Sunset on the prow. I'm thinking that Sunset is going to learn a whole new understanding of 'embarrassed'.

[Paaaad]

"Well at least it's not as dumb as calling a school 'Bacon'."

Well... (Did not attend, live in a different town)

[NoLongerBreathedIn]

7787218
That's Nauvoo. It's named after the town in Illinois.

[Krazyfan1]

Has anyone written anything about the Sirens enjoying the fact that they can breath underwater again?

[Commander Jenna Cipher]

7787218

I was thinking more like a cross between the NX-01 from Star Trek and the post-Asgard refit Odyssey (SG-2's go to flagship after Prometheus was destroyed) from Stargate.

Eh.

[Jirodyne]

7787352 He is being controlled by her, but he is still very much alive, and thus his 'ability' still exists in the world. To be taken and used.

[Scygnus]

A school named Bac- oh, now I get it.

[fausticornrules]

7787377 Tirek is now a catspaw of Chrysalis. The intelligence community is watching her. They'd be idiots not to. They ok'd her idea in the first place.

[Ultra-the-HedgeToaster]

...So, dumb question, but is there one web-spanning AI, or several separate entities? If I understood this right, there's more than one. At least their "Google" should be a separate entity from whatever happened during "Silicon Tiara".

Because it might be interesting to see two AIs having a disagreement.

Or Pinkie throwing a surprise party for the internet on its birthday or something.
(And try to do all planning and invites entirely through offline means! )

Or an AI deciding to join the superhero fight crime team ---- "Person of Interest" style. [1] [2] [3]
(3rd one's a bit spoilery for season 5 of that TV-show, but I skipped ahead to a time index that's less spoilery.)

[mastermenthe]

7788993
Your question is inadequate.
Googol exists in the present day of the Oversaturation world.
Di and Cookie Crisp exist in the near-far future of the Oversaturation world.

[Sailorleo]

7788993
Based on the way it was described in Silicon TIara, any system that was instanced using Diamond's Paradiamond methods is an independent AI from Paradiamond Prime, so if any ISPs or university IT departments made use of Paradiamond they would also have web-capable AIs on site.

7789683
Gillion (OW's version of Google) predates Paradiamond, also according to Silicon Tiara, but was a very early AI. More of a search-engine backend than a web-spanning AI as of present.

[ARKLIGHT SNIPERSHY]

Can we get more demon/spriggan Fluttershy plz?

[FanOfMostEverything]

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Remember, this is a collaboration. If you want more of something, you can always try writing more of it.

[Greatazuredragon]

That's "Divine Bacon Horse's Vessel," for those wondering.

Someone should make a short with one of those vessels meeting an alien species, specially one from mE.

[I_am_catkid]

7909501
Or Jenkinsverse.