• Published 6th Apr 2016
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Love Trouble Or Being A Cuddle Target From Ponies. - Neutral Boy

Cody Perks had some boring life after moving into college few months ago. Now for some unknown reason, he ended up in Ponyville and into Twilight's castle. Things start to go crazy quickly as he avoids being cuddled up and loved by ponies.

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Chapter 2 Unusual greetings and learning about Equestria.

Morning in Ponyville, Twilight's Castle...

"What the hell just happened last night?" Cody kept repeating himself over and over again walking in circles.

Everything has been happening so fast that Cody couldn't quite tell which is real or not anymore. While continuing to mumble himself about everything, Princess Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash were eyeing on Cody's cute human form running around. They were wagging their tails happily to see him quite handsome in their spiraling eyes.

"Hey Twilight, you thinking what I'm thinking on what to do with our lover Cody here?" Dash whispering to her and giggling.

"Yes I really do Rainbow, let's have some lovely fun for him to feel welcome with us in his arms." Twilight said brushing her mane.

"And what about the other ponies, including our friends that feel jealous or try to steal Cody away from us?"

"Then we better make sure to protect our loved one, especially away from my own teacher, Celestia."

Nodded their heads in agreement, they then made their way in front of him and opening up both hooves to hug him up and happily sighing o feel warm. Cody snapped out of his confused mind and saw both ponies having their eyes closed while nuzzling on his back and leg. Shaking his head to figuring out last night, he now just feels a little uncomfortable right now.

'Jeez what is up with these colorful ponies... and why are they holding onto me like this? Probably must of been something that I just did accidentally, but what is up with their own eyes?' He thought wondering why exactly.

Having a mind of his own to clear up any misunderstandings, he gently grabbed both ponies off his body and placed them on the floor one at a time. Smiling for what he did to being nice, he looked back at the ponies still with spiraling eyes with a frowning look.

"Uh are you two okay, cause I'll go get a doctor if it's okay with you." He said feeling uneasy in some way.

"Oh there's no need for that Cody, my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle. I am quite interested of knowing more about you since the last time I went to another world of Equestria with actual humans in it." Twilight said winking and twirling her tail on his leg.

"My name is Rainbow Dash, it's nice to meet you Cody. I never met an awesome and coolest cute looking human. Not like you have any wings though, but it's really amazing to me to see that you're more than any other stallion." Dash said flapping her wings to his head level while rubbing her cheek on his neck.

Cody had a sudden thought panic alert, then he had an uneasy laugh while walking backwards to the door.

"Uh I hate to break up this um liking interest and all, but I think it's better that I'll head back home for uh..." Cody's words trained off when something was holding him. It was Twilight's magic horn glowing and forcing him down on his knees when she was in front of him face to face.

"I'm afraid that won't be necessary, since this is my castle of course." She said giggling then kissed his cheek and licking his nose.

Now Cody felt more awkward of why Twilight did that to him. Worrying about that later, he had to get out of the room.

"Eh sorry Twilight, I'm not very interested right now so um, see ya!" He said barely able to break her magic and passing by her out to the window, but then he paused to see a cyan Pegasus right in front of him while she smirks at him for a sec.

"Hee hee hee you look really cute when you run like that." Dash said giggling then gave him a quick passionate kiss on the lips. A sudden shock came though his head when he was caught off-guard of what she did and some blush on his face.

Backing up a bit of what happened, he shook his head while slowly going back to the same. Looking back around him, Twilight was about to grab him with her hooves, but slightly missed the chance. Now he started to sweat when his back is against the door.

"Um couldn't you two go and uh find any other pony to be interested in?" He nervously said hoping the idea would work.

"I'm afraid not Cody, I want you as my new fiancée prince of friendship." Twilight said flipping her mane with a beautiful face.

"And I want you as my fiancée husband in Cloudsdale." Dash said while she flew and using her tail to rub his neck affectionately.

Before all was lost to Cody's well being, there was a knock on the door. Opening it up there was a young dragon with a smile on his face, but it vanished to see what was going on in this room. Cody had think of some way to get away from these mesmerizing ponies.

"Uh hey Twilight and Rainbow, what is up with you two eyeing on this human?" Spike said raised an eyebrow.

"Could you two excuse for a few minutes, you know like guy talks and stuff?" Cody said trying to smile innocently.

Twilight and Rainbow had some thoughts in their head, then nodded to them still eyeing on him. Not to take any chances left, Cody grabs the little dragon and shuts the door tightly behind him while quickly finding a couch in the next room. Cody had to catch some breaths to not think of what really happened in that room. Spike was still confused as to why the human grabbed him to run off in the next room avoid bot Twilight and Rainbow like that. So there was one way to know exactly, having some colt or stallion talk to the human.

"Hey, are you feeling alright cause I can get you some water if it helps you." Spike said patting on the human's back for comfort.

"Yeah I just need to calm down, but thank you and the names Cody Perks." He said shaking the little dragon's claw hand.

"Like wise Cody and I'm Spike, Twilight's number one assistant and the hero of the Crystal Empire."

"Wow a dragon that is an assistant to a pony, that is pretty interest and you being a good hero save an Empire."

"Yep it sure is, but how come you were running off like that from Twilight and Rainbow?" Spike said curious and tilting his head.

"Well it's hard to explain of what really happened. Also though, where am I and what is place?" Cody said looking around in interest to see everything is neatly clean with some crystals in each places.

"Okay then my good human friend, this is Equestria and you are in Princess Twilight's new home called the 'Friendship Castle'. She used to have an old tree home back then, but it was completely destroyed by a mad centaur named lord Tirek. Apparently he wants to absorb all of earth, unicorn, Pegasus, and alicorns magic to create destruction or something worse. Luckily both Twilight and her friends we're able to defeat Tirek and to restore every magic in all of Equestria. After every pony was back to normal, the item from the Tree of Harmony has grown a new castle. This is where Twilight is to rule in this 'Friendship Castle' and that we even have a cutie map in the throne room. It could only activate when Twilight or her friend's cutie marks are need for a friend's problem in any places."

"Woooow... I never expected that to happen. Could you tell me more of Twilight and her friends becoming the saviors of Equestria? I would like to hear more about how Twilight is famous before she became a princess and you being an assistant to her."

"Sure thing Cody, I like to have a good guy talk between us. So anyways, it happened in Canterlot, where Twilight is becoming a new student to Princess Celestia. She is the nicest ruler that controls both day and night..."


Meanwhile, in a cave near gryphon territory.

Eric opened his eyes and yawning a bit. He was having some sore on his bones to notice a bed of his is hard as a rock, unaware of what really happened last night while still sleeping. Rubbing off some dust in his eyes and groaning, he barely tries to get up and stretch out some sore bones, only to feel back on his back that something was on his stomach.

"That's weird and all, but why is it that I'm not up normally?" Eric muttered in wondering.

Quickly eyeing to the source, he sees some kind of cute pony with a hat on and a shirt covering it's two hooves. Her hair and tail are a mix of grey/black. Her cutie mark is a compass to him or that he just sees a tattoo on it.

"Why is there an adorable cute...colorful winged pony sleeping on my stomach?" He said scratching his head.

Not wanting to hurt the pony, he thought of something else and put a finger to boop it's nose. The pegasi scrunched her nose a bit and Eric smiled to see it adorable. Thinking of another idea, he scratches the pony's ears and it's neck just gently enough. The mare's response has melted into Eric's hand and that she was kicking her back hooves some for the feeling. A few minutes later, the pony's eyes opened up to see Eric's face and that he was smiling at her.

"EEP!" The Pegasus pony squeaked then jumped off of Eric's stomach, only to get some force on it. Rubbing it off, Eric looks back at the pony, only for her in an attack position with a whip in her mouth.

"Woah woah woah it's just a misunderstanding okay?! I'm not here to hurt you or anything else, alright?!" Eric shouted holding his hands up in the air, just to not have any weapons or anything to use.

"Who are you and what are you?" the Pegasus mare mumbled still holding the whip in her mouth.

"My name is Eric Hicks and I'm a human being, look can we just start over? You have my word that I don't have any weapons on me and I'll tell you any honest truth to give you to believe me. Does that count as a fresh start of being friends?"

The Pegasus mare had to put in some thought about what 'Eric Hicks' said to her, then she put her whip back. Still glaring at him curiously, she slowly walks over by her blanket and pillow to put them back in her bag.

"The names Daring, Daring Do and I'm a Pegasus pony." She said holding her hoof out then Eric shook her hoof using his hand.

"A pleasure to meet you Daring, by the way where am I exactly and how did I end up in this cave?"

"You must be not around here for what I'm guessing. Your in Equestia right now and near Gryphon territory. While flying up high to get back into Canterlot, I found you outside in the open at night. You were really shivering so I had to drag you in this cave. Luckily I did bring my pillow and blanket and w-well... I-I used my body on your stomach to help you get warmer. Don't worry about anything else, I didn't do anything to you while y-you were asleep." Daring said hiding her side with a bit of blush on her.

"Wow.....I didn't know that I was really freezing, thank you." He said smiled happily to her.

"Well I didn't want you freezing to death so it's alright. So uh anyways, have you heard about Equestria or Canterlot at all?"

"Hmmmmm I never heard of them, but could you tell me some things about yourself Daring?"

"Why would you want to know about my dangerous adventures?" Daring said raising an eyebrow.

"I'm actually quite interest in learning on your adventures and that you've kinda remind me someone similar to him."

Daring Do didn't know of what to say since Eric wanted to know more about her. Plus he was saying that Daring looked similar to 'him', but she doesn't know of any other pony similar to her. So she shrugs it off to know about it later. For right now, maybe she just wants to have a friend to talk to since she didn't get enough time to chat with any friends instead of going on crazy adventures. Some reason in the back of her mind, maybe Daring would also wanting to know more about Eric.

"If you are curious about my own life, then I can just tell you some things about what I do in my life story."


Back into Ponyville, Twilight's Castle...

3 hours and 45 minutes later...

"...And that is how Twilight accepted Starlight Glimmer as her new student of friendship."

Cody was able to scribble down a bunch of things on his note pad about Twilight and her friend's crazy adventures. Including the villains parts of Nightmare Moon, Discord, Chrysalis, King Sombra, Sunset Shimmer, Lord Tirek, The Siren Sisters, and Starlight Glimmer. He also did heard that the only villains has reformed were, Discord, Sunset Shimmer, and Starlight Glimmer. There has been other events that each friend helped saved while also accepting Princess Luna on Nightmare Night. He does thought of something similar to Halloween, but maybe this world could have different naming holidays to say at least.

"Dang Spike, I never knew Twilight and her friends would fight to save Equestria and the rest of the world."

"Yep and I'm really happy to see that nothing can stop them for having a bond of friendship."

"So has there been any other problems concerning of any dangers?"

"Not much has happened lately, except for one time an accident occurred near Sugarcube Corner. No pony has been hurt in Ponyville since Twilight went crazy... again. She just needs to cool it down on reading books sometimes."

"How bad can one pony be of going crazy in this town?"

"Last time when Twi got crazy was when she forgot to send a friendship report to her teacher. Let's just say... she has tried to find a friendship help, but it didn't end well to find any help. So she decided to cast a love spell on her smarty pants doll. Which of course took it's effect on every pony that looks at the doll. So her teacher, Princess Celestia, has turned every pony back to normal."

"So what happened after that?"

"Well back in Twilight's used to be tree home including mine also, her friends came in to stop Princess Celestia and to say that they should have helped out on Twilight's friendship problem. So in the end, every one of us has learned a valuable and that she could stay at her home on one condition. Each one of us has to write a letter to the princess about a lesson in friendship, if and only when should we ever occur about any problems."

"Hmmmmm I thought her teacher would've punished her or worse than that."

"Not that I could think of, what makes you think she would do something much worse than that?" Spike said raised an eyebrow.

"Hey don't look at me, I'm just saying that's all. So um anyways, where was I before being in Twilight's castle anyway?"

"Before I was going to ask Rarity about a schedule for gems to dig up next week, I found you right outside the Everfree Forest. You must have collapsed from what I can tell. Do you remember anything of why you we're in that dangerous forest?"

"I never was in any forest, I was asleep along with my roommate in an apartment house."

"Is your roommate friend also a human like you?"

"Yep and his name is Eric Hicks, we both we're very best friends back then."

"Good morning Spike and you must be the human Cody Perks."

Both Spike and Cody turned their head to see Starlight Glimmer, holding up some quill and paper with her magic.

"Yep that is my name and who might you be?" Cody said holding his hand out while Starlight used her hoof to accept his shake.

"My name is Starlight Glimmer and I'm a student to Princess Twilight Sparkle."

"While you two are busy talking, I better go check up on Twilight's friends." Spike said as he got up to get outside.

"It was nice talking to you Spike!" Cody shouted waving to his friend while Spike waved back.

Getting up from the couch, Cody went into the kitchen to get some water. While trying to search for some snacks, Starlight helped him out to find some food. He thanks her and they got back onto the couch to have some chit chat.

"So what were you two talking about?" Starlight asked him while she got a quill and paper to write.

"Eh the usual, just that he was explaining to me about villains taking over the world. Only that with the power of friendship can Twilight and her friends be the hero's to stop them. Which it does have on the villain's list of taking away cutie marks, right?"

"Y-Yeah and it was very wrong of me to do that." She said having her head low to not mention her past.

"And that you tried to change history so that the 'Rainboom' never existed, like what we're you even thinking?"

She continued to hanging her head low and looking away. Cody turned his head to see her like this and it was a bad move to say since Spike did mention that she is reformed to good. Instead of knowing what to say next, he used his left hand to pet her mane while scratching one of her ears to see if that will cheer her up. In the end, it did work in only 15 seconds while she enjoyed it.

"Sorry about that Starlight, I didn't mean to make you feel down of what I said to you."

"It's okay Cody, still I never expected of you to being gentle of petting and scratching any pony's ears and manes."

"Eh I had some practices to know of how to calm any pet or animal down."

Before Starlight was going to ask him some more interesting questions, a huge explosion just went off from a room. Looking back on who it was, both Starlight and Cody looked to see Twilight and Rainbow to see them from the dust in that very room where Cody had to get away from those two. Twilight and Rainbow had some twitches in their spiraling eyes, along with a hint of anger for some reason.

More thoughts from Cody was to be on alert as he now is in a really bad situation.

"Yep.....I'm F-"

To be continued...

Author's Note:

"Well that clears up for today's chapter here and now to finally enjoy some music-"


"I spoken too soon, what is it now Pinkie I'm trying to think of more to write about a new chapter."

"I was just wondering if I'll get to the part of being cuddled by Cody and to maybe get the same effect as Twilight and Rainbow did so that all other ponies would show their love and confession to both Cody and Eric so that we'll all live happily ever after!"

"...What makes you think about that kind of theory to come with Cody and Eric having a herd?"

"Just a hunch!"

"Yeah I'm pretty sure that everyone, including brony and pegasister don't want to see that part in this story Pinkie. So you'll have to wait until you'll get your turn."

"Okie Doki Loki!"

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Comments ( 12 )

What the fuck is this? The MC reacts unrealistically, because of society, there is no pheromone that can do that in this world- and seriously, the MC is already looking like a Gary Stu.

7252672 Says who, this story is great to write and laugh to read so I don't see a problem with it.

7252785 What's funny about it? I mean, he kind of sounds like a homophobe, and is a very unrelatable character. Seriously, why is he always calm? You don't act calm in a forced marriage. That's rape. You freak out and run in that situation.

7252801 Well he does run from those situations, but he won't be getting raped if you're wondering about it, I promise.

Comment posted by Shameless Autism deleted Jul 11th, 2016

its going to be awesome, doesn't matter what anyone else tells ya, this stories gonna be great. btw one guy said he would run in this situation, but where would he run? if I was in this situation, I would freak a little but when starlight comes along, I would have done the same.

7381351 Hmmm you do have a point. So what if others think that it won't go well? This story will be a great one!

This us a forced ****** and ***** and not by last ******* Seriously... Why is he so calm?!!! GAHHH!!! UPDATE ALREADY••

like a bit of history in the beginning but now really getting ta forced events. as not to a real development of the characters, they were thrown into another world and .... OK

I happened to know that when Eric said that Daring Do reminded him of someone similar, he was referring to Indiana Jones

when will ch3 come out

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