Why Discord Hates Babies

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After learning that Discord avoided the Hospital, where Rainbow Dash learns that she's pregnant, Fluttershy asks why he didn't come. Turns out, Discord has a huge disliking of babies, all thanks to a job he took to babysit Flurry Heart while Cadence and Shining Armor were away.

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Vanilla Mocha

Vanilla Mocha #1 · Mar 28th, 2016 · · ·

Nice!

kurusagi16

kurusagi16 #2 · Mar 28th, 2016 · 2 · ·

When will they get a character icon for Flurry Heart?

SudokuBrony

SudokuBrony #3 · Mar 28th, 2016 · 1 · ·

I love Roger Rabbit! Great reference!

King Leoric

King Leoric #4 · Mar 28th, 2016 · · ·

7072238 most likely when they find a picture that have her face in a nice angle.

rip4thwall

rip4thwall #5 · Mar 28th, 2016 · · 4 ·

It's one thing to reference Roger Rabbit, but to describe the whole opening scene as the main part of your story is plagiarism, not comedy.

chrisfluttershy

chrisfluttershy #6 · Mar 28th, 2016 · · ·

well i guess discord hates children

Sanguine Eyes

Sanguine Eyes #7 · Mar 28th, 2016 · · ·

XD that cover art XD

Quickflip

Quickflip #8 · Mar 29th, 2016 · · ·

*sniff sniff* such comedic beauty

FrostTheWolf

FrostTheWolf #9 · Mar 29th, 2016 · 1 · ·

That ending... was gold

MrAquino

MrAquino #10 · Mar 29th, 2016 · · ·

7072289 This?
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King Leoric

King Leoric #11 · Mar 29th, 2016 · · ·

7072905 Yeah. like that.

draco the flamewing

draco the flamewing #12 · Apr 7th, 2016 · 1 · ·

"No, actually, um... I have to tell you this, but... I'm pregnant!" Discord's stopped and stared at Fluttershy.
"D-did you just say-?"
"I did, and you're the father!" Discord stared, but fell to his knees.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Somewhere, in the Galaxy, Celestia and Luna's mother, the creator of everything, laughed.

And somewhere else, the Dark Moon, the god of all evil gods, died from laughing, 3 times in a row, while his brother just facepalmed himself to tartarus.
(you can guess who you got from your reaction to that.)

redsopine

redsopine #13 · Apr 12th, 2016 · · ·

Pfffffffff hahaha so funny

TheDisplacerOfEquestrias

TheDisplacerOfEquestrias #14 · Oct 13th, 2016 · · ·

7104558

And somewhere in the Displaced bit of the Omniverse, I facepalmed myself so much, I had to get face and palm surgery, as my Displaced laughed their asses off... well, most of them did. Lord Darkness just groaned, sighed, and facepalmed the same amount I did, but didn't go to the hospital.

Marina