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Chaotic Ink


You're never properly dressed without a smile...

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Something's up with the mares in Ponyville and unfortunately for Midnight, she's the epicenter.
Will she be able to figure out what's going on in time and save her friends?
Yes and no.
*Not cannon to the Witchingverse, just a fun little AU*

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That said, I've just given you all a slew of possible kirins. MAKE WHAT YOU WILL OF THEM!!!

Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl....

Oh man, this is good, I shall now place this in the group, and you should start working on the next chapter for the real story.

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Getting right on it

Yay I can finally bring my OC kirin into the world!!! YAY! :yay:

Sonata Dusk you say? I might have something there. *insane laughter* Funny stuff Ink. And Sunset Shimmer, hmm. My co-author and I can do something with this. *scheming face*

7086071 I've already sent the message to Gundamdragon Ink and I am awaiting his response. I made sure to tell him about Sunset's Kirin pregnancy because he already has at a least one Kirin O.C. and likes Sunset. So I suspect he'll be all over it. And since I like Sonata for her adorable cluelessness I've already got some ideas.

I'm thinking I'll call her Embershine Dusk or something like that. I'm not too sure of the name just yet. :eeyup: And seriously, when I wasn't laughing my ass off I wanted to hug Squeaks. I always want to hug Squeaks though. She is so cute! :rainbowkiss: :heart:

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You know, this is actually why I did this; to give folks an avenue towards their own kirins. I hope others catch on and get cracking on'm.

7086355 as well as coming up with a genuinely funny story you did indeed succeed Ink. I dare say that was rather brilliant of you.

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I try :ajsmug:
btw, thanks for the watch!

so April Fools you nut jobs.

Jokes are supposed to be funny. :pinkiesick:

Ink, what happened man? This kind of thing is beneath someone of your talent. :scootangel:

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On the other hand I am loving the REAL story so keep that up!!! :raritystarry:
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Meh. Close enough

7086614 That looked a lot like success and not trying to me Ink. And you're welcome. you do know that we are gonna have to reference these events to explain the Kirins in question right?

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OC kirins? SQUEE! :pinkiehappy: I'll call mine Magnus!
What?! But she's a filly! Wouldn't be better call her Hildegard, or-
Magnus it is!

Trotting out the front door, Midnight made her way back home where she was, hopefully, safer.

Seriously, Midnight? Going to one of the most predictable places possible? Where Sapphire and Windrunner are waiting? :facehoof:

“[…] She created a pendant that drew stallions to her almost constantly. […]”

Should be pendent. They’re both correct spellings, but since you mainly use pendent it’s a good idea to be consistent.

Eleven months later fifty baby kirins entered the world and the princesses declared it "National Kirin Day".

Must’ve been one ambitious party after that, huh? :applejackconfused:

The premise may be cliché but it still brought a sensible chuckle to my face. A jovial, sensible chuckle.

Oh, and I almost forgot:

Pleasent

what the tartarus did I just read:rainbowderp:

on second thought I don't want an answer to that
(meant for sheer randomness of this and nothing more)

Now you just need to make a 'mature' rated version :trollestia:

7087889 Okay I just wanted to be sure about that. No need to cause headaches now is there?

7088718 I don't exactly speak German Ink. :ajbemused: I get what you're saying though.

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oh, got it. sorry :twilightsheepish:

7089632 There is no damage here, just please don't do that again. It's confusing when someone does that.

And there was confusion. I despise April Fools. My brother's born that day so I remember his birthday, but forget about the stupid holiday. Stupid thing.

Then those fifty-three kirins grew up to doom Equestria and the human world to fiery, explosive deaths. Twice.

Uhhhhh....

"I... feel conflicted about this. On one claw, this brings back bad memories, but on the other, it was done in such a comical way that I can't help but give a quick little laugh at it."

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I would follow this, but I have other plans and am slowly making progress in fulfilling them.

Yeah I'm just wondering where you got the image from. Can you please tell me pretty please. :raritystarry: :pinkiehappy: :raritystarry:

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cropped the pic of Midnight and Sapphire you can find on my DA gallery and used paint to add the blush and thought bubble

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Then Sunset Shimmer, Sonata Dusk, and Starlight Glimmer also got pregnant with kirins for completely different, yet similar, reasons.

Then those fifty-three kirins grew up to doom Equestria and the human world to fiery, explosive deaths. Twice.

I love your use of the big, red "F:yay:ck It" button right there. :rainbowlaugh:

You have done this soldier proud you magnificent bastard! thank you for a story well played meheheheheh.

Damn no cancel of pregnancy spell

This was fucking hilarious. Pun intended.

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glad you liked it!

Then those fifty-three kirins grew up to doom Equestria and the human world to fiery, explosive deaths. Twice.

I will NOT have those things muscling in on my turf!

This world is MINE to destroy! BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!! :pinkiecrazy:

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ahead of the curve here apparently
technically I started after I read the first story; he's been through several changes since then though

8080407 I see yet another O.C. inspired by the Witching Hour. I have two now as of this one but the second isn't fully developed yet. Ink has a something of a gift for inspiring others I think. And I do like your idea, and the name is really interesting as well.

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Ink has a something of a gift for inspiring others I think

You have no idea how much that buoys me after the fugly week I've been having

8189444 I'm happy to help however I can Ink. :pinkiehappy:

That said, I've just given you all a slew of possible kirins. MAKE WHAT YOU WILL OF THEM!!!

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Lots and lots of soup? Matching life size Foosball tables? A bowling league?

50!!! After spending the morning running away!!!
I can just imagine all the scholars headaches when they realize all 50 kirins have two mothers and no father.
Also, I could imagine Celestia keeping dangerous stuff around. She may say it’s until she finds a safe way to dispose of them, but she really just wants to troll her little ponies.

That was not at all what I expected to read. Brain bleach please!

I understand if that was for April Fools, but that ending was mildly disturbing, not to mention emotionally scarring for me AND the characters. I will admit, it was otherwise somewhat funny (I suspect you've been shipping her roommate, or is that me?). Just not the whole town.

Edit: And I don't even WANT to know about how that even works.

Pretty good but the "they all died, the end" ending kind of ruined it.

The silence ended when Midnight finally said, "I'm... I'm going to be... to fifty..." then she fainted.

random kirin baby: "Daddy!"
oh god why

That said, I've just given you all a slew of possible kirins. MAKE WHAT YOU WILL OF THEM!!!

...buckball league, here we come :rainbowlaugh:

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