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Harmony Pie

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What happens when Twilight finds a book on Dark Magic? Chaos. Never let a filly learn a death spell.

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Do not take this seriously

Wut. This got an awesome reading?

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Where can I find the cover art? There's no link.

Oh, sorry--I can put a link:twilightsheepish:

I think it needs a sequel.:yay:

this is amazing!:pinkiehappy:

Erm...Twilight killed two Royal Guards and got away with it? :derpytongue2:

She had to admit, she was taken away be curiousity.

By curiosity

The filly stumbled inside, turning at every angle to catch a glispse of everything


Raven smile fell off her face, and she went pale.


The little filly flew off, leaving a bewildered and slightly frightened assistent behind.


She had down it!


Her voice sounded panicked

Period's out of place.

Murder has never been so downright adorable before. Have a like and a fave. :twilightsmile:

Well, that was random. And kind of sounds like Twilight- too much power and not enough common sense. Well, more like not enough adult supervision. She couldn't just check a dictionary? :ajbemused: Then again, the definition for death would probably have more words she didn't know.

Now Twilight just has to find a "wake up" spell, and the guards will be zombies, er, awake again. :twilightsmile:

"So, for like 25 minutes?"


Honestly, since you were willing to go as far as having filly Twilight murder two guards with minimal consequences, you should have gone all out on the ridiculousness and have Twilight successfully use the spell on Celestia.

Are you absolutely sure you're only 13? Because your writing and stories are brilliant (the odd minor typo aside).

As for this story, I do worry about the long term ramifications of a 4 1/2 year old committing double murder, and I think Celestia kind of breezed over it. Maybe a sequel, or one of those alternate time line things where she becomes a twisted version of the Twilight we're all so fond of.

Thank you, I fixed them:twilightsmile:

Sounds like a fun story. No time to read now though, so I'll add it to my read-later for now,
and probably read it later tonight. Should serve well as before-bed-reading. :twilightsmile:

Apparently! She's gonna be a mass-murderer!!:pinkiecrazy:. This story was just for fun

7035428 with that ending this probably needs a sequel:pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy:

...WHY THE HELL IS THIS TAGGED AS A COMEDY!!! That wasn't funny, that was horrible!:fluttercry:

Seriously though, despite the cutie and naive child like innocence that twilight expressed, this fic was dark.

Don't get me wrong. I thought the fic was awesome! Just after looking at the tags I was expecting something more lighthearted. I wasn't expecting it to end so morbidly.

would it be better if I added a dark tag?

Comment posted by SugarPinkieVA deleted Mar 18th, 2016

A shame she didn't get to 'help' Celestia. Oh well, at least she was trying to help and pretty much the blame solidly lands on Raven for not explaining a simple concept to a child. Really? Four and a half and still ignorant of death? How is that even possible especially in a world as dangerous as Equestria?

Eh. I know this has a bunch of plot-holes. It wasn't meant to be taken seriously:twilightblush:, Thank you for commenting though

No worries. That wasn't meant to be a complaint about your story. Just me playing up my reaction.

:derpyderp2: Crud. Must take precautionary measures! Hm... Ah-ha! I can't be 'deathed' if I am already dead! It's foolproof! *kills self*

*looks down on self as ghost* Hm... That wasn't as helpful as I thought it would be.

:derpytongue2: Brilliant little fic you have here :twilightsmile: Ten muffins out of ten.

Need a sequel than Twilight rectify their mistake ... with necromancy

I suppose the moral here is, tell children the truth.

So...is she going to at least get a spanking?
Entertaining idea.

Twilight then tried the spell "Crucio" on Celestia. Unfortunately, she didn't know how to reverse it. :pinkiecrazy:
Harry Potter reference.

Hm, so the moral is....
There is no Santa Hooves
Talking skeletons
Death is bad
Tell little kids about bad stuff
Kill guards for no reason.
I think I have a bad view on this story

Lol!!! :rainbowlaugh:
Want to be friends? :pinkiehappy:


Wait, let me thin— Of course, silly:pinkiehappy:



*hugs you back* Just PM me if you ever want to chat:twilightsmile:

Dangggggggggg, that was dark! I'm all for dark humor, but man, that was DARK dark humor! :twilightoops:

I do concur with some others that a sequel could be nice, one a little different in tone. It might be more Sad than Dark Comedy (unless you just went the route of Twilight proceeding to cause absolute chaos throughout all of Canterlot), but there are definitely some dark questions raised from the idea that Twilight just straight up killed two Royal Guards and is still retained as Celestia's student. Granted, as you said, this is not a serious story and not meant to be understood as something that could fit into the canon, but still, I am curious as to what you could potentially do in a sequel if you ever chose to make one. Regardless, have a like and a favorite. :twilightsmile:

As soon as I read the words "secret spy mission", I immediately pictured a filly Twilight doing spy acrobatics around a librarian's desk complete with Mission Impossible music. Got a laugh out of that. :rainbowlaugh:

The guards slumped to the floor in peaceful slumber.

:rainbowderp: ... :facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:

She leaned in closer. "But, don't worry, I'll wake you up in half an hour!"

Oh no... oh my goodness gracious... no... :facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:

"That's fine, right? I was coming to you, because you have to work all the time, and I was gonna help you sleep."

This line made me laugh. I'll help you sleep... forever... MUAHAHAHAHAHA! :trollestia:

This is so dark... but so funny :rainbowlaugh:. Twilight's just so innocent. I can picture Celestia going up to talk to Twilight, and seeing her using the spell on birds that fly by. Outside her window is just a pile of bird corpses :rainbowlaugh:. Should I be laughing at this? Am I a bad person for laughing at this? You know what, I don't care. This was great.

Those guards will have one hell of a nap. Innocent little Twilight can be sure of that. :twilightsmile: :trollestia:

Great job, as always. This was great :rainbowlaugh::pinkiesmile:

This is just more cute than the CMC poisoning Cheerilee and Big Mac. Equestria the land of deadly filly ponies that will kill you with the nicest of intentions

7306781 u are not a bad person! This was freakin AWESOME!:rainbowdetermined2:

this look like the start of a necromancy or dark mage twilight story.

...Where is the sequel? I can't find it. :trollestia:

Yea I'm not buying the thirteens part in your bio, are you possibly dslexic and actually 31, your writing style is lovely and your stories are great reads, I'm not trying to say your a lier just a very talented 13 year old, that could easily change your bio age considering your ability to use death in your stories in different ways and how your range and scope is so grand, truly I'm glad i followed you.

Thank you for the follow! And nope, I am 13 years old... Although I'm not quite sure why being possibly dyslexic would have to do with anything

7598892 cause you'd mix the numbers around, lol seriously though lovin the stor

Oh, got it. Thanks!:heart:

I skipped the whole bit when I read your dead part...

Hello there, I enjoyed this story so I narrated it. Hope you don't mind :twilightsmile:

Well, that was an awesome way to start my morning. Your reading was amazing, thank you so much!:heart:

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