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GeodesicDragon


I'm a Scotsman who likes to write stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety.

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While talking to Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie about their respective pets, Rarity mentions some strange things that her precious Opalescence has been doing as of late. She is hoping that Fluttershy, as an animal expert, can offer advice.

As it turns out, Fluttershy does indeed know what the problem is — but it's not good.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Remember that 'pussy' is also short for 'pussycat.' Also, comments contain spoilers.

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Comments ( 28 )

Great fic. I like 'Are You Being Served', too

my initial thoughts when I saw this posted

I totally didn't get it until I saw the:twilightsheepish: picture.

Eh. Kind of funny. I can easily see Rainbow and Pinkie doing this.

7021828 First thing I thought too at the title. Mrs Slocombe & her damn pussy. Looks like Rarity got served anyway.

:moustache: SHE HAS A PROBLEM WITH HER WHAT?
:twilightoops: Spike NO! it's Opalessence not her hoo haa.....

:unsuresweetie: Rarity why did you hit Opal with a shovel?:raritystarry:

:pinkiegasp::rainbowderp: OOPs!

:raritycry: Oh dear!
:moustache: I'm sure not cleaning that mess up:duck: Oh please Spikey:moustache:Anything for you Rarity:facehoof:

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:unsuresweetie: Rarity why did you hit Opal with a shovel?:raritystarry:

:duck: The vet said that Opal needed to be spade.

This was so funny! I actually have that book!

I am sorry my mind is so dirty... But I ain't scared 'cus ya know fear God 'n' stuff

I'm tempted to do a story where Rarity goes to a gynecologist in response to that title, but that would be in poor taste.

lol nice story.

love these random comedy stories:yay:

That Rarity's pussy reminds me of all the Mrs Slocombe's pussy jokes in Are You Being Served.

7022981 I saw one or two episodes of Are You Being Served?
It's got a lot a sparks for a British comedy.

7023047 Almost all British comedy of that era was like that. I love it ^.^

Hell, even now a good chunk of it's like that.

:yay:that was so funny! Alright, Pinkie get this off.
:pinkiehappy:Sure thing!
*zip*
:rainbowlaugh:Best prank ever!

I lost it at the end!

7023051 lol. Though I only saw a couple episodes a few years back, so I haven't remembered much

I don't care what you think. This needs a comedy tag for the ending.

Had a great laugh at this one.

Tch, Fluttershy is acting incredibly out-of-character for the entire - oh, that would explain it.

I love this story so damn much.


I don't know why. But I do.

That title though :rainbowderp:

I just can't.....:rainbowderp:

How can you get away with this story being rated E with the title "what's wrong with my pussy?" I mean, it should atleast be rated T! :facehoof:

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Remember that 'pussy' is also short for 'pussycat.'

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Lol! I am perfectly aware of that! It just seems that that title is referencing the other type of pussy, even though it's referring to a pussy cat.

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