March-makers

by ObabScribbler

Day 21: Sombra/Gilda (comedy)

Title: So Meta

Pairing: Sombra/Gilda

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“So … why have we been paired up again?”

“Crystallllllllllllssssssss.”

“No, seriously, why?”

“Crystallllllllllllssssssss!”

“Last time I checked, this author has me starting something with Princess Luna, which was weird, yeah, but I could dig it. You, on the other claw…”

“Crystallllllllllllssssssss!”

“… That’s all you can say, isn’t it?”

“Crystallllllllllllssssssss?”

“I thought so.”

“Crystallllllllllllssssssss. Crystallllllllllllssssssss. Crystallllllllllllssssssss!”

“Waiter! Check, please!”

Comments

[Themaskedferret]

He's like a pokemon!

[Skywriter]

Much as it's probably a good idea to expand Sombra's character, I am endlessly amused by the concept of him as this one-note obsessed dude with a one-word limited vocabulary. Gilda seems less than jazzed, though.

[The-Doctor88]

Awww, I was hoping to see gild a get all snuggle with him
Still funny though :D

[Kikio3000]

Cryyyyyystals! Lol

[PresentPerfect]

Literally cannot blame her.

[Hey Zunki]

cRyStAlS