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Nexas


Just another writer on the internet, trying to make good times happen.

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Spike goes to court to become the new Rainbow Dash.
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No, really.

Chapters (7)
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What Did I Just Read ?

I've always thought Tom would make a good Element of Loyalty. You always know a boulder will be there for you.

"I call our first witness... Discord!" *The statue of Discord is placed at the witness stand.*

Oh this is going to be good

All I can say to this story is wat? :derpyderp1:

i can tell i can get a laugh from this

With a flourish of lights and smoke, the judge appeared in her seat, it was Trixie; she wore a black variant of her cape with the stars still on and she still wore her blue magicians hat nut over a curly judges wig.

She smiled. "Hey losers."

"TRIXIE?!" Everypony shouted in disbelief.

"Hey girl!" Trixie waved to Twilight.

"Hey baby!" Twilight hiccupped waving back.

"OBJECTION!" Luna shot up.
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"*Beep*" Spike said.

THIS PART KILL ME :rainbowlaugh:

wht!? why u not make story more sense-meme:rainbowhuh:

Heheheh. Things aren't looking good for Spike hey?

Believe me when I say this isn't the most insane thing I've ever seen, but it's still mad enough to work as a story and be utterly nonsensical at the same time. Good work mate.

This is both funny and it scratches the old madness bone :pinkiehappy:

... Interesting :trixieshiftright:

Can't wait to see what goes down next. In the context of a madcap comedy, the courtroom is a setting ripe with possibilities: quirky witnesses (:raritycry:), irresponsible conduct (:twilightoops:), and horrible miscarriages of the justice system (:trixieshiftright:).

Oh, and my friend wants Spike to end up in prison getting surprise butt sex. Hope this isn't that kind of comedy, especially considering Spike's only in this mess 'cuz he wanted to do good by Twilight. Hmm ... that's probably why she's drunk.

This is by far one of the oddest stories I have ever read, and sense everyone else did it :trixieshiftright:

... And this might be Luna's first defeat? Either this is her first time or every other opposition she's been up against can't have had more than two brain cells between them.

Curious to see if it's allowed to continue or if Dashie actually defends her self. Should be interesting if she does.

I have a feeling I know who it's going to be :trixieshiftright:

I'm still not taking this seriously, but that was still a bit too *buysomeapples* hurtful to be genuinely funny.

I don't know whose on who's side anymore. Knowing Trixie, she'll probably declare Spike to be more worthy just to spite Dashie. Or because she doesn't like the idea of someone being genuinely better than her. Or I'm completely wrong in both assumption and reason. I demand more good sir.

This fake ficus tree.
even more loyal than the turtle.

737402 CELEBRATION! CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE!

Ahem, sorry. The madness kind of got to me for a moment there.

. . . QUE?!

Seriously, what? The only loyal thing he's done is stay with Twilight through her abuse and blatant stupidity while Dashie's very action could be considered as an action of loyalty towards a friend?

Still don't think the element'll accept him regardless, but curious to see where this goes.

848610 Work tirelessly for rarity as well and write friendship reports for everyone be a obstacle in fall weather friends cook for the princess refer Rarity's fashion show to hoity toity he shows a lot more loyalty than you think.:moustache:

WAS IST DAS!!!!!!!!!!!

ANTWORTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JETZT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, dear. Trixie and the Doctor. Together. Actually, that would be a good fanfic. DO IT.

Well done, great comedy! No doubt Luna's going to be changing the fashion world with that new horn accessory. I'll bet Trixie looked adorable in that powdered wig.:trixieshiftleft:

What... Just what... What? This story is completely ridiculous! It needs editing but it's a good story, anyway. :rainbowlaugh: Hilarious! I feel really sorry for Luna right now. :derpyderp1:

This is funny and awkward at the same time.

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That is what I was going for :twilightsheepish:

Well that really was random it's like PInkie just forced herself to appear in this short story.

Drunk Twilight is more dangerous than crazy Twilight.

And then Spike learns what it means to be the adventurer.

Well Spike learns his lesson, still gets to go on adventures and everything ended in a funny way. Drunk Twilight is hilarious and Judge Trixie was entertaining.

Luna, Attorney At Law. Spike is screwed. Then again, with drunk Twilight as the prosecutor, Rainbow Dash is screwed too. If they're both screwed, who will win.

I don't think Rarity understands law. It's not Trixie's choice. It was actually Spike's fault, Twilight's if you wanna get technical. Heck, it's the faults of all of the Elements if you wanna be downright nitpicky.

EDIT: Oh, and Rarity should be arrested for assault.

Like I said, everyone is screwed!

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