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Filthy Rich and Spoiled Rich, Ponyville's local rich family & Entrepreneurs, are missing their daughter, Diamond Tiara. While most of the Town's residents don't care, some kids even celebrated, the couple are willing to give anything, even their own business, just to have their daughter back. After a month, Diamond Tiara returns, but to everypony's surprise, she's a full grown mare with machines nopony has ever seen before, and a hologram of something that claims to be her father. With her old family, Diamond Tiara, with her father, Handsome Jack, Explain everything.

A Borderlands crossover with Handsome Jack and Diamond Tiara as the stars.

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Comments ( 36 )

Will Diamond Tiara be badass in this story?

My Little Pony and Borderlands? Usually I cringe at video games based crossovers, but I'll keep tabs on this to see if it holds true to what promise I think it has. I hope I am not disappointed…

Hm... I'll keep tabs... Normally, I'd say you are idolizing Tat a little too much... But i'll make an exception.

6917126 Cringe at my story, Canterlot Crashers, then, heretic. This looks good to my audio receptors!

6917242 ... let's not get into a fight, fellas. Let's just have some fun here, okay?

Borderlands and My Little Pony? Gotta read this.

take my likes and faves...:twilightangry2:*epic scrunch time ensues*

Usually I avoid crossover stories, but this somehow caught my interest :twilightsmile:
Let's see where you want to go with it :pinkiehappy:

"Thanks, but what's wrong with your nose? Trying to look like a rhino or something?"

:twilightoops: :rainbowlaugh:

I wonder if 2K will ever think about getting a D4rp-TP as "Borderlands" canon. I certainly would like to encounter a Derp-trap! "I do not know what went wrong!"

wonder what will be their reaction when they hear about butt stallion.

6919512 That would sound like a funny side mission. You approach the D3RP-TP as it struggles to drag a bag on the floor, but there's also some ticking noises.
"Oof! This us hard! Hey! You look strong! Care to lend me a hand? I've been delivering these packages all day, and I can't- UGH!!! What is that ticking noise!?" *The unit opens the sack and pulls out a bomb* "AHA!!! IT'S A-"
The ashes of the Claptrap unit are left, though it's eye is left. Turn in the mission.

Kinda wished it was Muffins?

"I just don't know what went wrong."

Basically, this fic is a "my little dashie" but with a lot more guns and explosions. :trollestia:


6825111 If you go Mr. Torgue, go all the way:


*has yet to read the fic*

6935147 SHE'S SO F**KING CUTE!!!
D.T.: *Scratching ears* Can you not yell, sir?


6935696 H.J.: How was that Steroid using fellow, sweetie?
D.T.: He was... loud. *pulls out some gun designs* At least I can now add some explosions!
-... I need earmuffs around him.
H.J.: We all do.

That last line of Diamond's… So much like what Jack would say while taunting Axton, Zero, Mia and the other Vault Hunters. Ah, it was so fun putting a burst of buckshot through Jack's face…!

A diamond gun? Why do i get rhe feeling you enjoyed Tiny Tina's Attack on Dragon Keep a bit too much? (Hint: Gun that shoots swords)

6948623 ... I don't remember that, actually. Shotgun, ues, but a diamond gun?

6948717 Her idea about a gun that shoots diamonds sounds close to the swordgun.

11/10 would use it. :D

do you take requests for these types of stories? if so i have one or two. Knuckles' sparkling sister where a young knuckles way before the events of sonic 3 finds a baby twilight and raises her as a brother instead of a father. The Rainbow of the Uchiha Clan where a filly Rainbow Dash is taken in by Sasuke's parents a few days after he was born.

I was expected ponies to be horrified by guns. They are not used to the "kill for survive" doctrine. :applejackunsure:

6958698 Sorry, i don't do those. My sonic-hood is replaced by the Brony Fandom, and I never really watched Naruto. I encourage you, however, to make it yourself, and that I actually wanted to make one where Sonic adopts Rainbow Dash through the games. (Except for 06. Never happened, even the Game itself said it at the end. And neither Sonic Boom. That game was just bad, and it's a redesign.)

Wait- wait wait wait wait wait.

Small holes?
Half an inch in diameter?
From an SMG?
Sorry, but half-an-inch is .50 caliber, hence the name. So, I dunno about you, but I don't know of any SMGs that fire 12.7x99mm NATO (.50 BMG) rounds, especially not one that you can full-auto with controllably.....

6959939 I'm no gun expert, okay!?

THIS is awesome.
Please, continue this, is awesome.

A bandit sniper shot brick in the head, leaving a clean hold in his skull. Brick's body fell to the floor, where it was digitized away.

The heavy brick was killed with a headshot by sniper bandit.
(TF2 FTW!)

Hey, just as a heads up, Jack didn't divorce his wife. She died giving birth.

7088041 Yes you can, simply add to you agreement SWORDS THAT EXPLODE INTO LITTLE SWORDS...THAT EXPLOOOOODE. Simple.

7088386 we can say that this is an alternate universe of Borderlands

is it dead

"Bring the first wave of trophies here! And decorate my room to look like my office, posters included! Do this in less than an hour, and you all get both a raise and a high five. Okay, thanks." She put the device away "Sorry. This story is what most people call, 'Borderlands'"

Roll Credits!!

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