A talk
As Celestia walked down the hallway to the throneroom, she saw that where her throne usually was there was a table with two chairs, one being filled with Nightmare Moon. On the table there was a cup filled with something, probably tea. Nightmare was already drinking from hers.
" So, I have come for your surrender." A giant mustache appeared. " And for your cake."
A angry Celestia roared " NO, YOU WILL NOT HAVE MY CAKE!" A giant glove appeared and slapped Nightmare moon.
She growled and poofed her own glove, and proceeded to viciously slap Celestia. " I challenge you to a duel for the Twilight flavored cake then!"
They teleported to a giant courtyard with a strange bipedal creature who had a sword stuck in his stomach. He wore clunky armour and held in his hand a massive halberd. In a cage behind him stood other creatures covered in shadows. " Whoever dies first loses." Nightmare shook her head in agreement and pulled the sword from his stomach.
As they backed up, he rose with halberd in hand and walked toward them. A red bar with his name present, Iudex Gundyr swung at the challengers. They ducked underneath and used their magic to form swords. They then started to hack and slash at him, all the while dodging his attacks, quickly sending him into a rage. Once the red bar only had a third of it's health back, he gained a reptilian look as dark tendrils surrounded him. They easily defeated him like this as well.
On and on they faced monsters and hollows alike, both almost dying at the hands of the Abyss watchers. They panted in exhaustion as the soul of cinder approached, armour and weapon aflame. They sat up tiredly, and were caught unaware when he suddenly swung his sword. It was a mighty battle, and all fought honorably, but the challengers fell to him in the end when they got too greedy and charged. He kicked Celestia and stabbed Nightmare.
They werereturned to the castle by Discord who was laughing at them. " You lost at the same time! Ahahahahahahaha!" Just then, they heard a deep voice yelling out " THE SOUL OF SWAG HAS NOT GIVEN YOU PERMISSION TO LEAVE." He suddenly appeared and faced the two alicorns. A giant similar to the soul of Cinder looked at them, though with several key differences. He wore a heavy chain with a orange jewel shaped like a dorito, and a green and black hat adorned his head with the mountain dew logo. Instead of a sword, he wielded a heavy blunt. In a irritating.you high voices " Get the fuck out my castle, I'm playing Dark souls!"
The alicorns screamed and ran away from the monstrosity. Discord turned to his left and said " What, were you expect something serious? Did you forget the date?" He then commenced to laugh. " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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........I really hate April fools
8067310 be honest, I only made this an April fools chapter cause I had forgotten to write the actual chapter.
8067337 hopefully the real one come soon
8067362 Yes, as soon as my computer stops deleting every eighth word I write for it..
8067382 ok
Lol! I didn't know you updated yesterday.
April Fools': When author's torment their unamused readers. Then drink the tears of anguish spilled upon the realization that everything was a lie. Enjoy your drink.
8092014 Yes, it fuels my powers.
8092081 Figured as much.
Damn it Nightmare all you had to do was Git Gud!