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Hooves Like Jagger


The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

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Twilight and Applejack wish to have a child that is genetically their own, so the whole gang makes the journey to see a unicorn who is famed for helping ponies in their situation. The Mane Six quickly learn that getting pregnant is not something to be taken lightly.

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I was listening to my wubs pretty loud during this and that usually puts me in a good mood but I have to ask.

Dafuq did I just read?

That fifteen minutes of my life I gave up for this story? Keep them. You have earned my valuable, valuable time, because that shit was hi-fucking-larious:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I laughed, and that makes this Magician very happy indeed! You, sir, have pleased my eyeholes! :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

All of my money! TAKE IT! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::yay::yay::yay::pinkiehappy:
Ten Mustaches for you!:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Trolling level: Geriatric.
Also,
:twistnerd: "Grampy?"

The only thing left now is to find a way to use "Today is a great day for bebeth!" in everyday conversation.
So much laugh, so much wtf.

I... don't even understand what just happened.:rainbowhuh:
I just might be plain stupid, but what happened at the end?

729968 I think the twist ending was that the kid was lying and the grampa really had made everypony pregnant, and now they'd have to move before any pony found out.

729981 Oh... oh dear...

:facehoof: dafuq did i read....and why did i fav it?

What the...

I laughed, but what is this?

Oi...

729999
What he said times a thousand!!:twilightoops:

LMAO!
My sides!! They burn!
*ahem* Can someone help me? Ive tried rereading, but I keep losing track of who is havings who's babies, its gets a tad conveluted.
Just how many bundles of joy are we expecting?
I think Flutters is stuck having triplets...XD

I can see this acted out as a skit at a Con or something...

"I put the bebe ithide the yellow one!":rainbowlaugh:

I have nothing to add to this conversation. It was hilarious!

Today is a great day for bebeth!

More pregnancy stories. I'll have to check it out.

okay,read it
If was funny... though difficult to read aloud as I did, with the grandpa's slurred speech and what have you.
I think you carried the joke on a bit too long, but still a good troll ending.:rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowhuh:
:rainbowderp:
:rainbowlaugh:

Also: Those unicorns can run, but I don't think that will do them any good.

I... What in the holy name of BUCK did I read and WHERE CAN I GET MORE!!!!!
I give you five Pinkies for epic troll grandpa!
:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:
(I think it would be just beyond hilarious if the wink meant "I gave you all of their babies")

I just read that aloud to my friend, and we're close to literally ROFL'ing.

Trixie! What does you Scouter-Spell say about the troll levels?
:trixieshiftright: It's over eight-thousand!
WHAT?!
wait, I thought that was supposed to be an 'over nine-thousand' joke?
:trixieshiftleft: Too bad. Still funny.

Not what I was expecting...:ajbemused:

I am pleased :pinkiesad2:

:rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::derpytongue2:

This is actually the first story on this site that made me literally cry from laughter :rainbowlaugh:
My ribs still hurt, good job.

...I hope there's a spell for abortion in Equestria, because this seems bad. I mean, I don't think Fluttershy can survive quadruplets. I mean, it'll probably literally kill her.

Wow. I as laughing really, really hard during this one. Bravo sir. You have earned this. :moustache:

.....
well ok then.

My sides! You have split them!

...
The hell?

Fluttershy momentarily looked up from the scene and at the old pony. The two made eye contact. He stared at her as his horn glowed softly for a moment. After he was done, he winked at her.

I really hope that at that moment he moved Fluttershy's "burden" to less occupied mares.
Applejack for example (though this might be a joke on her only the one interested didn't get any).
Otherwise Fluttershy ended up with 4 foals (if not more - if that spell before wink was targeted once again at her).

Anyway I would love to see it continued in some fashion - even in snippets form. One week later, oh god oh god he wasn't joking later, 11+ months later...

943901
What joke? You quoted the true original.

3112201
But the common derp-up is over nine thousand, and it's a useless number anyways.

I'd rather like to see a story about the pregnancy and subsequent hijinks involved leading up to the eventual birth. Any chance of such a thing? :fluttershysad:

3691575

I'd be lying if I said I've never thought about it.

3692764

You should go for it when you have the time :twilightsmile: This one was relatively well received, I'm sure if you made a sequel people would enjoy it!

Oh my god this is too damn funny.

Brilliant work, man.

Bloody brilliant.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I'd certainly love to see one.

DF

This was absolutely hilarious. I haven't laughed so hard in half a year or so. Thank you.

You, sir, are a genius. Have a mustache. :moustache:
I am waiting for a sequel. Can I count on one? Pleeaaaase? You can't say no to this!--> :applecry: :fluttercry: :twilightsmile:

OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD:rainbowlaugh:

:pinkiegasp:........................:pinkiegasp:........................:pinkiegasp:........................:pinkiegasp:........................:pinkiegasp:........................:pinkiegasp:........................:pinkiegasp:
What did I just read? Well done for I really have no clue what to say. Good job.:moustache:

I literally crying because I was laughing so much. It was hilarious. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

So, let me get this straight, the mane six are indeed pregnant. All are daughters since they a part of the mane six with the grandson's as a possible exception. Applejack is the only one not pregnant and poor Fluttershy is having quadruplets. (Rarity's, Pinkie's (unless he moved it into Rarity), Applejack's and the grandson's)
Also, Twilight has her's and Applejack's and is surrogating for Rainbow's and Rarity's.

I do like to wonder what will happen later.

Comment posted by neorenamon deleted Mar 9th, 2016

i approve of this.

i approve of this.

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Actually, I believe none of them are pregnant because grandpa is senile and hasn't cast the spell right in years.

Maybe but after this:

"Dangit Grandpa! Dad doesn't want to have to keep moving like this!"

I wonder if the grandson was just placating the mane 6 so they didn't kill grandpa.

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