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"Good news everypony! I've devised a way for ponies to experience a 100% accurate answer to any what-if question! All you need to do is ask the spell a question, and it will generate a hallucinogenic simulation of the series of events that would follow.

Big thanks to Ptrikle for proofreading. Also; big thanks to Taco Bell for making Cheesy Gordita Crunches.

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What if the movie "Law Abiding Citizen" had an Equestrian dub?

so basically, two thank yous to me. you're welcome.

What if Fluttershy was an intense mare body-builder, as in as great shape as that one white Pegasus that kept shouting "YEAH!" during the whole "Get water up to Cloudsdale" thing? Also, Angel is her bitch.

I remembering reading a story with a similar premise to this once. It was a one-shot, where Twilight and Spike lived through a few troubling what-ifs.

783485 Yeah, I've read a few depressing ones. I kind of want to keep this as light-hearted as possible

What if Fluttershy continued with Iron Will's assertiveness lessons?

What if pretty much anypony could do a sonic rainboom?

What-if rarity acted more boyish than rainbow dash??? I could only imagine her with a deep voice.

What if pinkie pie, drank an energy drink

What is trixie took twilights place within the mane 6.

What if Twilight was a colt?
What if Spike was a pony?
What if Pinkie Pie *GASP* WAS NORMAL?
What if EVERYONE was an Alicorn?
What if EVERYONE was a Draconequus?
What if Trixie had beaten the Ursa Minor?

783490 I can't help but read Twilight's lines in Professor Farnsworth's voice, although I suspect you intended that. As for a what if, What if Ponyville hadn't had a library for Twilight to stay in?

You know for some reason i read all of twilights lines in farnsworth's voice. Probably ue to the fact she is pulling a farnsworth.

You know how in 'Feelin' Pinkie Keen', Twilight's mane and tail set on fire, her eyes turn red, and her fur turns creamy?

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What if Twilight got stuck like that?

What if Spike accidentally sneezed on one of Rarity's dresses?

What if everypony was Rule 63'd? I think we all know what would happen, but I want to see you write it out. That is, if you don't mind...

783634

Read a fanfiction called "On a Cross an Arrow" there's your rule 63

What if the Mane 6 got sent to the Fallout Equestria universe.You k.ow, the one where: 1)Twilight is melted in to a single being with Trixie, Gestalt, and Mosaic.
2)Pinkie is dead in Hoofington.
3)Rarity is dead, fused to a window in Canterlot.
4) Rainbow Dash is an outcast, no doubt dead after 200 years.
5) Applejack got a death that didn't totally suck in Stable 2.
6) Fluttershy is a tree.
7) Derpy is a ghoul. <===The only humorous thing out of this list.

783801 Sounds interesting; but I never actually read any of the Fallout: Equestria stuff. Not really into Fallout in the first place honestly.

783820 Ahh well. There's other things to try.

Still, you should try Fallout Equestria. It's not a carbon copy of any fallout game, and it doesn't require any knowledge of Fallout. Extremely well written, but longer than War & Peace. Over 600k words.

It's its own universe, frankly. Its big enough to have spawned other fics, including my own.

783867 Eeenteresting. I'll have to check them both out sometime.

Fry

What If.....Fry was In Equestria :pinkiehappy:

783885 I'm not entirely convinced she's not.

783871 By all means, read Kkat's first. Otherwise, you'll read my fic and be like :rainbowhuh:

After about 3 weeks of reading it, you'll be more like :twilightsmile:

i kinda meant the whole clan raised assasin of the night thing.

783875 To quote Colonel Holland,
"May God help us all..."

what if gummy could talk? and he's actually an old man? and he reminisces of the good old days back before the war? and how the pony kaiser ruined his life? and how he lost his teeth to scurvy while he roamed the seven seas with the infamous rainbow beard? and how he met pinkie pie when a treasure hunt went horribly awry and his entire band of pirate brethren turned against him, and pinkie saved him with the party cannon, sinking rainbow beard's ship, the 20% more unsinkable (ironyyyy)... yeah. that.

783867 Yeah, it's just too bad that you posted all of those spoilers.:ajbemused:

Get Pinkie too steal Lyra's question and ask "What if Humans were real?"
Oh wait, no violence or gore :( Guess that rules that question out.

I love the idea of this story already. :pinkiehappy: Now my what if question "what if Rainbow Dash was a Stallion" :rainbowlaugh:

"What if Princess Celestia personally showed up on John De Lancie's doorstep and offered an interview for the brony documentary?"

What if Twilight Sparkle was a bigger jock than Roid-Rage? You know, that beefy white pegasus with tiny wings?

What if Pinkie Pie was a unicorn?

What if Fluttershy didn't fall off the cloud during Rainbow Dash's race when they were fillies.

Tis good story tho, totally hilarious with Twilight like that too.

What if Celestia (only her) was a stallion?

What if Rainbow Dash hadnt done her first Sonic Rainboom??

what if..................................the mane 6 were changelings?

What if Daring Do took an arrow to the knee? :rainbowhuh:

Although there are numerous errors I could mention, this is all I have to say…

The correct spelling is definitely.
Not definately.
Not definatly.
Not definantly.
Not definetly.
Not definently.
And certainly not defiantly.
The correct spelling is definitely.

D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y

>No clop or gore
Why not?

783892 Three weeks?! You read slow :trixieshiftleft:

What if twilight lost her horn and magic?:twilightoops:

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