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After completing his daily workout, Soarin hears a knock at his front door. Upon answering it, he finds a mysterious package waiting for him, containing an empty pie tin that promises to give him "the best he can imagine". What could it possibly mean by that?
Contains: Fat stallions and overeating.
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awesome
Something tells me this author's got an interesting fetish for chubby wubby horses. Then again, I might be wrong. Tracking to read for later, looks promising.
This was absolutely adorkably cute.
OMG
Nice cover art, by the way.
6865908 Lemme check, and... yep, Megapone's boner just pierced the mesosphere.
6865993 Damn straight.
6866058 Who, me? Never!
6866202 Glad you enjoyed it!
6866315 Thanks!
Well...looks like someone took the want-it-need-it spell and fused the inspiration manifestation spell together, used it to enchant an object, and decided to try it on Soarin.
The results: A glorious display and A wonderbolt in need of a weight loss potion/miracle.
6867833 The bad news: Soarin's Wonderbolt career is finished. The good news: he has a bright future as a plus-sized male model.
6867920 Plus Equestria has the ultimate MaGuffin, the ability to make foes become mindless pigs of their own free will.
6867983 The perfect method for punishing criminals and ensuring they don't re-offend, too. Good luck robbing a convenience store when you can barely fit through the door.
6867996 Why try... with a spell like that all the crooks will be immobile.
6868005 Or you could use it on hyperactive foals to dampen their energy a little bit. Or maybe the Royal Guard could use it for crowd control? The possibilities really are endless.
6868010 I swear we are coming up with way too many funny scenarios for this spell...it's almost like we're trying to substitute violence with fattening.
6868023 LOL. Seriously, could you imagine a parent doing that to their foals to calm them down? It'd probably be as cute as it was weird.
6868041 I wonder if Celestia's parents ever did that to her as a child...that would explain a lot.
Yeah, yeah I can literally hear Megapone yelling the Archer quote now.
6868062
"Mother!"
"What is it, Luna?"
"Tia is stuck in the bathroom door again."
"Alright, did you use the butter to get her out?"
"Nay. She ate it."
"..."
"Mother?"
"I'll be up there in a moment. Go tell one of the guards to bring the jaws of life with him."
What's with all these unwarranted dislikes?
6868269 Beats me. Seems the Downvote Gremlins have quite the hateboner for fat fetish fics, though.
Hey, at least I've got an awesome red light sabre to play with! *makes vwooshing noises with mouth*
6868269 The picture.
as soon as he understood that he had a magic pie tin, i said out loud "knowledge."
I gotta admit, for what this was -- short and simple -- it was good. I like how you were able to throw in a degree of self-awareness and humor to it; that's the makings of a true fetish author! The self-awareness, especially: acknowledging that although not everyone shares your fetishes, you can still write it in such a silly way that the nay-sayers can still enjoy themselves.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have my own "fat Soarin" fic to work on. Toodlies!
7128819 Why, thank you!
.......I want a sequel where Rainbow sees the new plus-sized Soarin and comes out as an FFA. Oh, and Spitfire should let Soarin keep a large Wonderbolt suit as a keepsake for all he's done for them. .....Y'know, something to show off those fat luscious jiggling curves.
7183090
>is now imagining a BHM Soarin in a latex suit
Sigh... (unzips)
Good lord. What have I read?