The Deleted Scenes

by DeathFox4

Ready, Set, Action...CUT! (First Set)

Author's Note:

Bonus: The Deleted Scenes

Disclaimer: These are the deleted scenes of the author and are in no way canon to any storyline of DeathFox4. Please enjoy!

Also, references galore. Let me know how many y'all got. I counted twenty six, but I think I made several unintentional ones.

(Authors Note: If you want any of these takes to be a full story, let me know and I'll write it. Like the above one? Lol. Onwards!) - Goes with take 1900

(Author's Note: Wingpalm. When regular facepalm is not enough.) - Goes with take 666

Also, the two above Author's notes add to the story...but since moderators insist...I removed one of them.

leave the last one alone. Pinkie wrote that one.

Yes, in third tense. As for who is speaking, Twilight always says Cut, or action......but other than that, it's not specific. Unless specified.
Have fun with the references!
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Point of View: Twilight Sparkle

“Okay everypony. Everypony understand their roles?”

“Yes, Twilight!”

“Then ready, set, action!”

Pinkie jumps into midair and starts singing.

“All I need is a smile to fill my heart with sunshine! Sunshine! All I need is a smile, smile, smile from these happy friends of mineeee!”

“CUT!”

Pinkie freezes in mid air. “What?”

“That's not the script!”

“Yes it is! It's the script for...” She pulls out a piece of paper. “for Smile! Oh...wait....wrong song.”

I deadpan. “You don't say...?”

(Take 5)

“Action!”

A flash of light appears. “Why hello there.”

“And CUT!”

“What?”

“Discord. Leave now.”

“But oh why should I? It's simply marvelous spending time with y'all!”

“We're in the middle of something.”

“A party? Why didn't you say so? I'm a super duper party pony!”

I deadpan. “You are a draconequs.”

“Details, seagulls.” He reaches over and honks my nose. “I'm still a party pony.”

“D I S C O R D!”

(Take 325)

“And action.”

I perk up as I notice no sign of Discord.

“Why hello there you cute little thing!”

I watch as a big red phoenix chases Discord. I spoke too soon.

(Take 666)

I sigh happily as I glare at the encased draconequs. He shrugs.

“Action.”

I hear trumpet fanfare and I facehoof. Of course the Princesses would be visiting.

“CUT!”

I hear singing. And I recognize music. Wait, this was my coronation music. Who is Princess now?

“All hail Princess Molestia! Hurrah, hurrah! All hail Princess Sunbutt! Hurrah hurrah. All hail Princess Molestia!”

I facehoof. As I listen to the music, I groan in agony. And wingpalm.

(Take 782)

Pinkie starts singing. “I like to move it, move it! He likes to move it, move it! We like to MOVE IT!”

“CUT!”

(Take 789)

“A true, true friend.”

“CUT!”

(Take 825)

“Why...” I facehoof as Fluttershy starts speaking.

Pinkie screams. “Oh! Flutterguy is back!”

“Oh...sorry?”

“CUT!”

(Take 830)

“So I'm catchin' my breath, I'm not one of the rest. I will be the best, just haven't shown them yet! They still can't see just what they're doing to me! Though sight unseen, I am a masterpiece! And I'm not the only one who believes I can do anything!”

I gape at the singing Flutterguy.

Pinkie pops up beside me. “Did Fluttershy just sing?”

I nod dumbly.

“Wowie, never knew she could sing!”

“C...cut.”

(Take 885)

“And Action!”

“Welcome, DEAR CITIZENS! IS THERE ANY SIGNS OF”

“LUNA!”

“WHAT?”

“This ain't Skyrim.”

Luna looks around sheepishly. I wingpalm as I notice she's dressed in full battle armor.

“Cut.”

(Take 1000)

“Spike, I am your Father.”

“CUT!”

(Take 1019)

“Turn around foal, it'll be a crime if I have to go back on the promise that I made for you!”

My eye twitches as Rainbow Dash starts singing. I notice Scootaloo next to me giggling. I look past her and notice the CMC.

“Let me guess...a bet.”

“Eeyup!”

“CUT!”

(Take 1214)

“Hello there my tootsie wootsie cuddly bear.”

“CUT!”

(Take 1258)

“I'm the F to the L to the U, T, T, E, R and there's so many watching, it makes me want to cry.”

I facehoof.

“CUT!”

(Take 1508)

“Action.”

I yelp as a golden cane with my face on it appears in front of me.

“Twicane mustaches you a question.”

I glare at the cane. “Yes?”

“Did you really rut Burning Axe?”

I blush furiously as I scream out “CUT!”

(Take 1559)

“Action.”

“Everypony dance now!” I blink and I stare at the dance floor in front of me. The smirking form of Discord stares back at me.

“You know what? I'm done.”

(Take 1666)

“Wait, where's Burning Axe? He's supposed to be here.”

Pinkie shrugs.

“Um...girls?”

“Yes, Fluttershy?”

I look over at her and notice her blushing furiously.

“What?”

“Oh, that feels so BUCKING GOOD!”

My eye twitches as I hear Rainbow's voice. I glance at Fluttershy and she nods.

“Cut.”

(Take 1701)

“Snip.”

(Take 1702)

“Chop.”

(Take 1703)

“Burn.”

(Take 1704)

“Scissors.”

(Take 1705)

“Freeze.”

(Take 1706)

“Tear.”

(Take 1707)

“Close.”

(Take 1708)

“Hack.”

(Take 1709)

“Drill.”

(Take 1710)

I open my mouth.

“Please, Twilight! No more synonyms of cut!”

“MEND!”

“OR OPPOSITES!”

I smirk at Rainbow's frustrated glare.

(Take 1825)

“Everybody here?”

“Yes!”

“Action!”

Discords appears. “Wait! You don't have everybody!”

I facehoof.

He snaps. “Now you do.”

A giant tentacle monster appears in front of me.

“Discord?”

“Yes?”

“Why tentacles?”

“No reason! Cheers!”

“Discord?”

“Yes?” A halo forms above him.

“Does this have anything to do with the stereotypical molester tentacles?”

“Oh, not just anything.”

I sigh. “Okay, good.”

“It has everything to do with it.”

“WHAT?”

I yelp as I feel a tentacle grasp my leg and another tentacle reaches for my horn and cuts off my magic.

“CHEERS!”

“Disc....oh buck this. I'll kill him later.”

(Take 1900)

I glare at Pinkie. She is playing a lyra and is wearing a hoodie. “Pinkie, what are you doing?”

“Awww...somepony told me that if I stood perfectly still while playing music, I would be invisible.”

“Why are you wearing Lyra's hoodie?”

“Oh...no reason.”

“PINKIE!”

:)

“...”

@$$&*(!#&*&)*#$(*)#@*)

(Author's Note: Pinkie broke the monitor.)

…

(Next take...)

(Take 2015)

“Action.”

“I FOUND A HOOMAN!”

I wingpalm as I see Lyra running through our little group.

“Cut.”

(Take 2016)

“I am groot.”

My eye twitches. Then my wing. Finally, I facehoof and scream.

“Nope, nope, nope, I'm DONE!” I flash a teleporting spell to the library.

(Bonus take)

"I love you, you love me, everybody is sitting together."

I facepalm. "Well, looks like I'm getting nothing done today. Y'all are dismissed until tomorrow."

I glance down at my notes. Two hundred and fifty two failed takes in the past five days...geez. Celestia, please get this draconequs to behave. Please?

"How about no."

"Please...pretty please?"

"You know as well as I do that I can't control him."

I sigh. "I hate you Discord."

"Why thank you Twily."

"..." I facehoof. "That was not a compliment."

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Come on where's Chapter 2