Chapter One
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four," the scientist counts down. Random clutches her fist, getting ready to jump in."Three," Joseph, well, he's just wondering what to say to his favorite pony, Pinkie. "Two, one," they all jump in. The only thing they see is white for a moment, then they appear in a small empty room with four royal guards and Celestia. The Princess slowly approaches the new residents to Equestria with a smile.
"Ah you made it here safely I was worried for a moment," Says Celestia.
"Oh! What's this!" Tori said, looking at everything at the....same time.
"Ugh! She's been like this all day!" says Random.
"Sorry Celestia were all a little excited," Joseph says smiling Celestia laughs and waves a hoof.
"It's fine now let me show you around the castle," says Celestia.
And with that, Celestia shows the humans around the castle. Everything was fine, except for Tori's non-stop talking. "And that's the who-"
CHING!
A loud bump was heard on the other side of the kitchen door and crying soon started. Everyone looked at the door and Celestia mumbled something under her breath. Random quickly ran towards the kitchen door, with was almost impossible with the suit they made her wear for the test."AH! IT'S THE CUTEST THING!" yelled Random. Joseph catches up shortly after.
"What's go..." Joseph stopped after he sees the source of the crying and Random's gushing. "Celestia....care to explain this?" Joseph asked looking at Celestia with a raised eyebrow. He pointed to a small child in the room.
"This is what I mean't by 'secret'," Celestia says with a sigh. "Guards, prepare the dinning room and some tea please," the princess sighs one more time.
"How the hell did he get here were suppose to be the first humans here?" Joseph almost shouted.
"It came through the same portal as you," Celestia says. Her horn glows and a little suit appears. It's the same one we are all wearing. "He had this on," all of the test subjects look at the logo. Yep, same one.
"Those little," says a man behind them. His name was John and seemed to have a short lived temper about things.
"Damn it and there's no way to ask them about this I knew we couldn't trust those fucking people." Joseph says angrily.
A mare with a maid's outfit comes in and nodes her head to Celestia and leaves.
***
"So what's the kids name Celestia?" Joseph ask.
Celestia sips some tea. "I have no clue what to name him," she says.
"Really now?" Joseph replies. " look how old he is your gonna need a name for him soon you haven't called him anything?" Celestia glares at Joseph.Joseph puts his hands up in defense and backs away
"Ok I'll just stop talking now." Random giggles.
"Sorry celestia I'm not used to talking with royalty" Joseph says rubbing the back of his head.
The small child walked over to random and Tori, curious on there hair and pulls it,"OW!
"Hey there little guy you can't go around pulling hair no matter how funny it is."Joseph says chuckling. Randome is not amused.
"What?....I'm easily amused sometimes" Joseph says defensively. The child giggles.
"See he gets me."
"AH!" yelled Tori. Her hair seems to to be floating.
"What the hell?" Joseph says looking around " who's doing that!?" The child seems to have his hands up and looking as Toris pigtails move at the flick of his wrist.
Celestia mumbles before stopping it. "A prankster obviously!," lies.
"Wait....HOLY CRAP THE KID IS DOING IT!!" Joseph says looking at the small child in disbelief. The child points it head to one side to represent his curiosity, like a dog. "LANGUAGE!" yells Random.
" SORRY!!" Joseph said.
"Anyway," says John.
" Right back to more important things like this kid using magic," Joseph says looking over the kid, " this shouldn't even be possible right I mean I've seen it in videogames and movies but....this is just crazy!"
"Maybe where in a story!" Says Random looking at him.
"Riiight~" Joseph says slowly stepping away from Random.
"Hey little guy can you talk?" Joseph asks looking at the small child.
"How old is he, he looks to be four," I say. The child looks at Joseph and says nothing. He puts his left hand up and and a crossbow appears out of nowhere, followed by a scream of a stallion who just lost the most precious item to him. "Nope," Random says taking it from the child.
"Hey that crossbow looks familiar," Joseph says rubbing his chin.
"WHERE'S MY CROSSBOW!!" A stallion shouted, stomping in the room. He had white fur and a brown messy mane with a yellow highlight to it. Behind his seems to be an un-pleased mare with white fur also and red hair.
"Fallout please! You where going to watch anim- I mean somthing from our dimension~!" whines a mare behind him.
"Raincloud~chan! Your here!" says Random.
" CROSSBOW NOW THAT LATER!!" Fallout shouted.
"Oh.My.God...he's real....that means....aw! Pinkie is with him, damn!" Joseph mumbles.
"But my-" Raincloud stops and looks at the child.
"Oh god Raincloud is real to," Joseph wines.
"No buts!!" Fallout says.
"Child, cute, not able to talk," says Raincloud.
"Wait you didn't show anyone this human child celestia not even other ponies?" Joseph asks. Celestia shakes her head.
Joseph just face-palms, " Oh god, well obviously your gonna have to tell ponies....and are you his mom?"
"Oh wait!" says Random and she takes out a camera," I was told to take lots of videos," she say turning on the camera and pointing it to Fallout.
"Why are you pointing the camera at me for?" Fallout says.
"Recording! Say hi!" says Random.
"Who and what are you guy's celestia who are they?" Fallout says ignoring Raincloud and Random.
***
"Ohhh that makes sense now, I understand why you were acting so weird Celestia, you were just taking care of your new son," fallout says nodding his head.
Random, who was just staring at space exclaims," Jordan!" and then puts her head back down.
"Who?" Joseph says.
"That's an odd name" fallout says scratching his head.
"I don't know, it just came to my head," Random says.
"Well it's a name but it's Celestia's choice not ours," Joseph says rubbing the kids head.
"Wait I just remembered did anypony see a crossbow around here?" Fallout asks, looking at everyone. Random takes out the crossbow gives it to him.
"THERE YOU ARE!" Fallout shouted and grabs it,"Thanks! where did you find it?"
"The kid here used his magic to teleport it here," Joseph says.
"Magic?" says Raincloud.
"Yeah magic apparently humans don't need horns, we use are hands this kid here is living proof," Joseph says picking up the kid, "Judging by the color of the magic he totally belongs to Celestia."
"Well," Random takes a sip of the tea the scrunches her face," Who drinks this stuff?!"
"Ponies drink it" Joseph deadpans.
"Well, the magic color goes with eye color, well most of the time," Random says.
"He was almost dead when we found him. I used my magic to save him and by doing that he somehow was able to absorb my magic. And produce his own kind himself," Celestia says.
"Dead?" Raincloud and Random said, stop moving.
"Yeah! didn't you here her?" says Tori.
"Oh, my, God! That's horrible!" Joseph says horrified.
"Yes it was I don't know why or how it happened, but I vowed to protect...Jordan I like that name anyway that's why I did didn't tell those other humans, I had a bad feeling whenever we talked so I convinced them to let me choose who comes, and I feel I can trust you humans here now!"Celestia says.
"Even her?" says Random pointing at Tori.
Celestia giggles, "Yes even her, I can seance the good in all of you."
"Wow never thought I here someone..er, I mean somepony say that about me, I always knew I was good but having princess Celestia say it makes me really happy," Joseph says.
Random is still pointing the camera around. Raincloud slaps the camera out of Random's hands before looking at Celestia again.
"Alright so what do we do with the," Joseph stops mind sentence and notices Jordan isn't in his arms anymore,"Where did the kid go?"
" Shoot," says Random, looking around.
"Don't worry he does this a lot he's in his room" Celestia says.
"Oh, thank god," Joseph says in relief.
"H-h-hello?" says a voice from inside Tori's pocket , she takes out a walkie-talkie and holds a button on the right.
"Hello?" she says.
"Is that a walkie-talkie?...Who are you talking to?" Joseph says.
"Government of coarse! Who else? I'm surprised it still works over here," Tori says.
"Give me that thing I got a few words to share with them," Joseph says angrily grabbing the walkie-talkie ."Hello who is this?"
"Steve Vertan, call me Mr. Vertan," says the man.
"Ok, well, Mister Veteran I got a bone to pick with you guy's!"
"W-why?" Mr. Veteran says.
"Would you care to fucking explain why there was a almost dead child sent here before us and why we weren't told about it?" Joseph asks.
"Dead child? We sent a perfectly healthy child there, and that was mouths again!" says the government man.
"Bull. Shit! Celestia said he was almost dead. Celestia doesn't lie you guy's got some nerve sending a damn infant here alone!" Joseph shouted.
"The child must of got hurt while going through!" says the Mr. Veteran quickly.
"Bull, you guy's knew this is why I don't trust large companies that the government hires you people only care about money and results and I think I speak for all of us when I say that were threw you guy's!" Joseph says.
"J-" the signal weakens and eventually is just static.
"Hahaha,"Joseph laughs and drops the walkie talkie and quickly stomps on it a few times, "Can you hear me now ass holes?" Random just shakes her head. "What?" Joseph says innocently.
You know the government has military that could come here and kill you, right?" says Random.
"About that," Celestia says embarrassingly. John just shakes his head with a grin splattered on it.
"There's a very long and complicated story but I'll just shorten it ok. They can't come here there's no way to for them at least anyway," Celestia says.
"Hey, wait. kid get your butt over here," says Random, the kid's face pokes out in," His eyes, there grey." she moves her glasses closer to her eyes.
"What is it Random?" Joseph says.
" I don't know, just an odd color," says Random.
"That's kinda cool having grey eyes," Joseph says nodding.
"Eh, I always thought grey eyes sort of represent blindness," says Random.
"Well obviously he isn't blind," Joseph says.
"I know," Random said.
"So back to my other question can he speak yet?" Joseph asks.
"Oh yeah, he probably does," says Random.
"I've been teaching him he can speak a little,"Celestia says hugging Jordan.
"Well, I can't wait to see what he is in the future," says Raincloud.
"Calm down Raincloud your thinking way to far ahead," Joseph says.
"Well, I'm just wondering," says Raincloud.
"I know I just don't want anyone jinxing him is all," Joseph says.
"How can I jinx him having a future?" says the pegasus.
"You might give him a bad future," Joseph replies.
"So Jordan can you tell me how old you are?" Joseph says getting on one knee and looking at him.
"I'm not telling you!" the child says pointing a finger to Joseph's nose and sticking his tongue out. Everyone burst out laughing.
"Look it finally speaks!" Joseph shouted.
"Hehe," says Jordan.
"Oh a wise guy, huh?" Joseph says jokingly.
"I think he's four," says Random.
" Yes he is," Celestia says, "also is there anything wrong with him from another humans point of view?" Celestia asked.Joseph looked him over quickly.
"I'm not the best doctor but he looks good to me what you you guy's think?" Joseph says looking over his shoulder.
"Good! Except for that one scratch he has from the kitchen earlier, but other then that, he's a basic little white boy," says Random.
"Oh thank goodness our doctors said he was ok, but I still had some worries," Celestia says hugging Jordan
"Aw! That's kinda cute to see" Joseph says.
"He does have his moments where he drives me crazy," Celestia says.
"Kids his age will drive any parent crazy," Joseph chuckles.
"Yep, I have experience from cousins," says Random.
"Nothing can compare to living with six other brothers and sisters like me," Joseph says rubbing his head.
"You win," Random says.
"And I'm the oldest out of the bunch," Joseph smirks.
"Eh! I get it! You already won!" says Random in the most anime voice she could make. Joseph just rolls his eyes at Random's antics.
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This... needs work. I don't mean to hate on it, but it needs work.
Tense changes. Punctuation. Who are the characters? Backstory? Are we supposed to just "get" the plot like that?
I'm sorry, I really don't want to attack your writing, but this seriously needs a lot of work.
Also...
"One"?
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I use images when I don't know what to say :D
Why is Celestia's butt so huge in the picture?
It's not the worst story I've seen. I don't understand who the characters are, what they are, and how they act.
But it is still readable for me. So if I see a new chapter it is gonna get read!
6883902 it's ok, I'll fix it
6884693 Sorry, I just died there(also it is NOT mine)
6885050 yay! Also most of the characters are probably going to be tossed out later to focus on the main characters.
6884470 .....
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Thanks!
6885467 The kid is actually ok with being adopted. It makes looking at dat ass slightly more ok than it otherwise would be ;) go on kid... Look at it
6885487 XD stop please XD
Now I understand why you are named ‘Cringe Queen’