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Slowpoke


Hey, I have this awesome new shipping idea! I call it... OctaScratch!

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Rarity is turning into a bud of marijuana. Spike has the power to save her.

Will he choose to bring her back to her normal self, or will he give into his desires and smoke her instead? Choices...

Drunk collab with Jack of a Few Trades

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 21 )

6837933 After reading this story, I can't even.

The best part was Terry Crews.:trollestia:

Nothing in the 'Similar' box. Seems about right.

Absolutely Beautiful

i have no clue what i just read, but have my thumbs up regardless

I didn't remember half of what went down in this pile of nonsense, but apparently I made Spike grow a neckbeard and threw Terry Crews into financial oblivion. 10/10 needs a sequel

What in the world....??? :rainbowderp::rainbowderp:

I have read these stories and can fully grasp why it's called the nonsense trilogy :trollestia: It was hilarious.

What the fuck did I just read? The world may never know, but it was crazy. Almost as crazy as the deals on used cars down at Jack's Hyundai and Subaru, where they sell Hyundai and Subarus. To be as blunt as the ones you smoked in the making of this Discord rivaling crazy, bra-fucking-vo brua.:moustache:

6972646 Brah, I don't know what I even wrote. I'm like a white girl with all the even I can't.

6972650 then it's time to stock up on some Starbucks and cry over cups. I can even what I read so hard, I think I grew an iPhone and pumpkin spice latte. :moustache:

Could just be me, but the reading-in-head-voices for this one seem to be generic text-to-speech with random canned sound clips thrown in. I think there might've been a few airhorns involved, too...

7155577 The voices in my head told me not to write this. I didn't listen...

They also told me to stop drinking. I ignored that too.

7155636
Heh, just found a thing online, try http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php with the "Daniel (UK)" voice for most of it and the "Allison (US)" voice for Twilight/Cheerilee/Rarity's lines. (Could probably also find canned sound clips for the parts that could use them if I wasn't so lazy, too...)

...yeah, that'd be pretty much exactly how this chapter sounded in my head. Was starting to expect random product placement for Doritos and/or Mountain Dew after a while... :derpyderp2:

7334712 At this point, I'm legitimately curious what random dark corner of this site you're going to pop up next.

7334804 All of them.

:twilightoops::applejackconfused::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::pinkiegasp:

*explodes from nonsense overload. The only things remaining are a thumbs-up symbol and a small star.*

“Well, Spike, it would appear I’m turning into a giant bud of marijuana. I’m quite lit, to be perfectly honest.”

brain proceeds to melt

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