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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

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I've read my share of wacky fics. This one just shot all the way to the top. :pinkiegasp:

I... yeah, okay, this deserves a thumbs up.

This deserves a like for the description alone.

Everything else? Pure gold.

HiddenMaster out.

The following night, Vinyl was found, mysteriously murdered. The only clue found at the bloody scene was a torn straightjacket...

A bottle of LSD??

@_@

“Isn’t that illegal?”
“You tell me.”
Twilight stepped over, studying the powder closely. Too closely, because as she breathed she sucked the powder in through her nose. Apparently alicorn lungs are super strong or something, whatever.
“I say IT’S TOTALLY OKAY!”
“Oh Celestia. Vinyl, you got the princess high.”

:rainbowlaugh:

All the while, a pink mare sat not to far from the still smoldering tent, giggling to herself as she drank from the spiked punch bowl she had somehow acquired.

"Fucking lightweights."

You can never have enough drugs in your life...

*drinks liquid cocaine* @_@ *dies 5 minutes later from cardiac arrest*

This.... went out of control REALLY fast. And for all of us that weren't a part of it (and Vinyl as well) it was hilarious :rainbowlaugh:

Things that were funny

1. Were can we lick Octavia
2. The princess legalized cocain
3. Poison
4. The princess tackels a building
5. Vinal slames her face into the cocain

No matter how many times I read this it's still funny as hell

How am I just now reading this?

Lol. Personally I find amphetamines better (not meth though, more like adderall).

Holy Jesus, a bottle of LSD? Hunter S. Thompson must be rolling in his grave right now, because you're supposed to measure acid in micrograms.

Because drugs.

Still stupidly funny.

I thought the title was ‘Vinyl Scratch craps a ton of cocaine’

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4 years later, I find this comment, and now I know what the sequel must be.

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