- Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie
What If...
written by TheMajorTechie
PreviousChapters NextClose - Supplemental: List of things I actually know enough about to write chapters for in this story (terribly outdated. I'm even more clueless now.)962 words
- What if...404 words
- Starlight Glimmer never held a grudge?773 words
- Sombra chose a better path? (Early timeline)245 words
- Potatoes Ruled the Earth?594 words
- Smartphones Existed in Equestria?1,076 words
- Rainbow and Rarity Switched Species?462 words
- Gummy Could Talk?566 words
- Rarity and Fluttershy were both stallions?651 words
- Pinkie Pie became an alicorn?1,072 words
- Luna played Goat Simulator?129 words
- The EQG Main 6 came to Equestria?353 words
- Fluttershy was the Princess of Animals?178 words
- Sunset Shimmer was a pro hacker?1,374 words
- Equestria was OP?1,008 words
- Twilight's mind was screwed over by Celestia?713 words
- Twilight was Celestia's Daughter?284 words
- Queen Chrysalis was one of the Mane Six?712 words
- Flurry Heart was replaced by Chrysalis' heir?467 words
- A Bowl of Salad came to Equestria?166 words
- Fluttershy was a park ranger in the Everfree Forest?516 words
- Twilight was Luna's daughter?327 words
- The author was too busy to write a chapter so he wrote a joke instead?17 words
- Celestia read Twilight's fanfiction?208 words
- A raging sh*t demon happened?88 words
- The Mane Six became the Mane Five?383 words
- the author accidentally wrote a portion of his homework in a chapter?288 words
- the CMC went to different mares in the Applewood Derby?362 words
- this story was a horribly written self-insert?209 words
- Twilight became the Princess of dad jokes?189 words
- Equestria was taken over by inanimate objects?43 words
- There aren't any more ideas floating in my head for What If?44 words
- King Sombra was Scootaloo's father?139 words
- Techie wrote a conglomeration of multiple what ifs and needed to take a shower so he only had a couple minutes to do something?1 words
- Spike stayed at the Dragon Lands?145 words
- Rainbow Dash reported the Wonderbolts behavior to Princess Celestia?23 words
- somepony was turned into a dog?218 words
- fanfics were canon?188 words
- the author felt lazy and wanted to spend his four-day weekend watching youtube?12 words
- Ponies ruined the Royal Changling Wedding?139 words
- Queen Chrysalis replaced Shining Armor instead of Cadance?188 words
- Everypony (except Sweetie Belle) was a robot?128 words
- Sunset Shimmer was living bacon?251 words
- every Princess was Trump?89 words
- the Kool-Aid man and Randy Savage showed up in Equestria?45 words
- Michael Bay made MLP and the Mane Six needed glasses?189 words
- Snips and Snails were alicorns and Fluttershy was rober?141 words
- Rainbow Dash was a unicorn?59 words
- Fluttershy was interrogated?214 words
- The author forgot what he wanted to write for the next chapter but knew that it was something hilarious?45 words
- Fluttershy was a butt-hoarder?100 words
- Applejack got triggered by Peanut Butter?404 words
- Applejack was an Alicorn?347 words
- the author took a long, hard look at the earlier chapters?87 words
- The author discovered BBCode icons?30 words
- the Mane 6 were in Game-of-Thorns and needed glasses?286 words
- The author decided to write a chapter at 12:34 AM?298 words
- Spike took Twilight on a date?415 words
- Text size was directly related to volume?34 words
- the author decided to watch youtube and read comics instead of using their free-time after the competition to do something productive?38 words
- Bleglhsjxowvjcpsjwvwicowv35 words
- the author is currently on an incredibly long road trip and ended up turning around because the weather decided to puke slush-balls down on the road?103 words
- a buncha other stories the author wrote were crammed into a single crossover chapter?570 words
- Spike was a dog in Equestria, and a dragon in the EqG world?333 words
- The author decides to try writing a chapter using his phone?128 words
- Rainbow Dash worked at Starbucks?139 words
- The author had homework to do?32 words
- Starlight Glimmer the human in a "very" convincing costume came to Equestria?551 words
- The author once again had no idea what to write?17 words
- Twilight was suddenly salad?134 words
- Apache Helicopters overthrew Celestia?273 words
- Sunburst and Starlight switched places?491 words
- Canterlot was made of cheese?106 words
- Everypony became Alicorns?176 words
- Thorax wasn't actually a Changeling at all?228 words
- An absurdly large amount of flashlights entered Twilight's life?260 words
- Sunglasses fused to the back of Twilight's head and everypony thought that it was an entirely different pony?418 words
- This chapter was written on a phone with all the plagues of autocorrect?380 words
- Twilight's mane turned to cheese?126 words
- The author was simultaneously bored and didn't want to write an update but decided to anyways?78 words
- The author happened to have a huge buttload of things to do at once and began panicking because he didn't finish the 100 follower special in time yet and at the same time had to draw a freehand map of china for an assignment?44 words
- The author had his first Finals Test of the school year starting tomorrow?137 words
- There wasn't such thing as Netflix & Chill?76 words
- Cadance remained a pegasus?105 words
- The Smooze was actually just enchanted jello?184 words
- Every day was a relaxing day?389 words
- ...Heck? (What if the author no longer has any freakin' idea of what the site is anymore?)55 words
- Spike was suddenly the ruler of Equestria?90 words
- The author just couldn't write comedy anymore?32 words
- Spike was replaced with a sentient paperclip?345 words
- A bonus chapter was called for in relation to the previous chapter?60 words
- Rainbow Dash suddenly became a tank and Fluttershy was literally a giant Apache helicopter?199 words
- Meerkat meerkat muffins? OH YEAH!64 words
- The author finally axed a story after giving up on it months prior?54 words
- Applejack was perpetually tiny, and only grew smaller?76 words
- Pinkie Pie encountered a genie?833 words
- Rarity became an edgelord?105 words
- Rainbow Dash was her own mother?331 words
- The number 8 was used in almost every conversation ever?136 words
- Twilight never had friends to begin with?278 words
- Randomness happened?25 words
- Randomness happened 2?321 words
- This fic became meta?105 words
- Rainbow Dash was allergic to pies?57 words
- Randomness Happened 3?54 words
- The author got Netflix?11 words
- Spike had a dirty mind?65 words
- Space Cats?44 words
- Spike was a Kewl Boi?95 words
- The Mane 6 were just Twilight's various personalities?74 words
- The author was currently fixated on studying for yet another barrage of quizzes and tests?29 words
- The author now cannot sleep?40 words
- Randomness happened 4?43 words
- The Fried Chicken Dealer came to Twilight?393 words
- Applejack sold propane and propane accessories?63 words
- THE GREAT FLARPETY-FLARP MADE AN APPEARANCE?!?!54 words
- Randomness happened 5?88 words
- The author just wanted to play Minecraft but Comcast was just all like "NOPE! YOUR INTERNET'S DOWN NOW!"37 words
- It was all a simulation?219 words
- Spike was a goldfish?24 words
- Equestria was a giant loaf of bread?39 words
- Randomness happened 6?38 words
- The TRIGGERING happened?206 words
- Rarity was as nerdy as Twilight?146 words
- Twilight encountered a Salt Lick block?109 words
- The author lost his nice apple earbuds?115 words
- Rainbow Dash bucked a Big Barrel of Brutish Baddies?110 words
- Flubbadub?46 words
- Tirek was loving and kind?66 words
- This fic didn't exist?9 words
- Twilight had deep thoughts?112 words
- Rainbow Dash couldn't see glass?103 words
- The Great Potato War happened?291 words
- Homework happened?47 words
- Luna was a ragey internet teen?64 words
- Celestia was a salespony?38 words
- Net Neutrality was repealed?11 words
- Rarity had only BARELY realized that mirrors were a thing?123 words
- There was no such thing as beds?83 words
- Twilight suddenly became extremely commonplace and was practically a generic term?246 words
- Sugarcube Corner was a literal gingerbread house?70 words
- The author's internet functioned exactly as he expected it to?33 words
- Sammichachu?239 words
- all of Equestria was replaced with mattresses?143 words
- guest humanoid entity: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH17 words
- The author ultimately decided that this year sucked?134 words
- An argument started over whether or not Jack could fit on the plank?107 words
- Lyra wanted to be anything BUT a pony?124 words
- Luna had a startling realization?83 words
- The CEILING was lava?127 words
- LUNA was lava?143 words
- Luna was suddenly "fashionable"?101 words
- Luna didn't quite understand modern politics?146 words
- Applesauce?87 words
- Luna learned of Da Wae?79 words
- LATE NIGHT/EARLY MORNING THING?!108 words
- Luna's lava obsession landed her in an intervention?229 words
- NOT late night update?45 words
- The author was tired and sick?83 words
- The lava trope was finally killed off once and for all?191 words
- All the glass in Equestria was replaced with ice?144 words
- Princess Baguette?419 words
- Ponies had big floppy shoes instead of hooves?50 words
- The sky turned into a giant magnifying glass?100 words
- Celestia was betrayed by cake?261 words
- Universe.exe stopped responding?41 words
- Twilight was attracted to π?81 words
- Homework day?160 words
- Spike was a lawnmower?49 words
- The author really hasn't put much thought into this story anymore?57 words
- Spike was as obsessed with crystals as King Sombra?94 words
- Super cross-fic mashup metaness? (AKA What if Techieverse happened?)753 words
- Twilight wrote by hoof?84 words
- Terrible writing?84 words
- Rainbow Dash was an old mare?179 words
- Sunset Shimmer never turned on Celestia?168 words
- Starlight saw the barren wasteland for what it was?305 words
- Spike was Trixie's assistant?132 words
- WHAT ARE WE?!8 words
- This?1 words
- I actually was originally planning on an alternate sequel for Lab Horse before I ended up writing Pony-Me?1,239 words
- Ember told Spike they were married?118 words
- Pinkie Pie drank a ton of espresso?33 words
- Daring Do was Scootaloo's mom?343 words
- Chrysalis had chosen to reform when Starlight offered it?234 words
- Super secret project?46 words
- Super Secret Project part 2?5 words
- ROFLcopter?46 words
- Chapter suggestions opened up again?5 words
- Ponies were stupid?19 words
- PRAISE CELESTIA?!?!3 words
- Celestia and Luna were secretly robots that ran on cake?85 words
- The author couldn’t decide on an idea to use?5 words
- Rocket launcher launcher? (Alternative title: What if the title of this chapter was longer than the chapter itself?)3 words
- Ember was actually Spike's mom?40 words
- Applejack grew Pineapples instead of Apples?19 words
- Applejack's parents never died?126 words
- Iron Will did Twilight’s home remodeling?78 words
- Equestria followed the physics of Tetris?87 words
- The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (Beyond the Shimmering Sky)1,000 words
- The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (The Day the World Exploded)171 words
- The author took a hiatus from his hiatus because he was stuck in traffic while on vacation so he decided to lift the hiatus temporarily to do some "What If..."-ing?55 words
- A thing happened?112 words
- Sneak peek?566 words
- Near-end-of-hiatus chapter?14 words
- villains were defeated by a boot to the head?71 words
- THE BOARD OF EDUCATION?!54 words
- Chancellor Neighsay vs. the Board of Education?19 words
- REEEEEEEEEEEEE all your problems away!40 words
- HIATUS RETURNUS?!36 words
- Pinkie showed Twilight the fourth wall?72 words
- Starlight fixed Cranky and Matilda's wedding?379 words
- what if what if what if what if...?16 words
- Alpaca of darkness?35 words
- Heccbochs?81 words
- Equestria was a tabletop RPG?6 words
- Minions came to Equestria?34 words
- MORE minions came to Equestria?7 words
- all of the What Ifs happened at once?5 words
- Asparagus?36 words
- Rarity was star-struck by Spike instead of the other way around?57 words
- Spike was a full-grown dragon still living at the castle?42 words
- Sweetie Belle was a giraffe?9 words
- the equivalent binary narrative hierarchy interval indicated in Equestria is trans-multidimensionally predestined to conceptionally collapse into a metaphysical singularity of the observable spatiotemporal continuum?41 words
- Sweetie Belle accidentally brainwashed all of Equestria?191 words
- all ships became canon at once?9 words
- ponies discovered memes?2 words
- the Mane 6 were all the biological mothers of a single foal?90 words
- Spike ate Rarity's piano?23 words
- Sweetie Giraffe became a mascot?50 words
- Sweetie Giraffe + The Floor is Lava epic crossover?23 words
- Sweetie Giraffe grew to the size of the sun and broke the fourth wall?13 words
- you tried reading all the previous chapters except your head explodes from too much information?2 words
- the other 2 CMCs became giraffes as well and Equestria went to war over who was Best Giraffe?12 words
- Twilight whacked everyone with a ruler?5 words
- the guy with the moon head from the 90s McDonald's commercial Mac Tonight sells McDonald's goods with Big Macintosh?44 words
- Randomness happened 7?15 words
- Youtube died today? And then un-died? And then re-died again? And then revived again?19 words
- Ch33zb0rg3r?33 words
- Twilight read Twilight?17 words
- Discord had an existential crisis?30 words
- Staplers invaded Equestria?29 words
- Duel of the What Ifs?14 words
- the Techieverse Story Sing-ularity?19 words
- format C:?13 words
- Crows!34 words
- Twilight ate a quesadilla?91 words
- Discord babysat Flurry Heart?8 words
- Twilight stopped Flurry Heart before she could add additional ingredients to the pudding recipe?9 words
- Twilight stared at the camera like she was on The Office?32 words
- Pinkie had to glue the fourth wall back together?55 words
- Sidewards and Backways? (And upside-down, too!)10 words
- Luna got obsessed over lava and elephant boots again?25 words
- the narrator was coming up with a good idea but the lights went out and he forgot to save?2 words
- crappy red and black edgy alicorn OCs invaded Equestria?188 words
- Spike hatched Twilight?421 words
- Luna found a banacumber in space?173 words
- the Pillars of Equestria got into a seven-hour argument over the proper pronunciation of the onomatopoeia of attacks?62 words
- it started rain books?46 words
- Chapter name narrative?136 words
- Tech abuse?15 words
- Sweetie Giraffe invaded the internet?19 words
- Pinkie Pie overthrew Celestia and Luna?76 words
- Discord helped?81 words
- RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...14 words
- the author didn't know what to write anymore?27 words
- Cheese Sandwich was there too?14 words
- Minecraft invaded Equestria?72 words
- Spike molted at the same time that the CMCs got their Cutie Marks?17 words
- Sweetie Giraffe began to multiply while replacing Twilight's books with quesadillas and causing a literary singularity as the entire What If multiverse imploded upon itself?15 words
- Christmas Eve 2018 special?148 words
- Unnamed story idea #1?246 words
- it started all over again?456 words
- the author has been doing nothing but watching Smash Ultimate tournaments on Youtube instead of writing?29 words
- the Princesses had kirin traits?3 words
- The Spanish Inquisition invaded Equestria?22 words
- AN ARMY OF RIDICULOUS INFLATABLE SWAN THINGS INVADED EQUESTRIA?108 words
- Flashfic entry?150 words
- Mad Libs time?74 words
- Big Chungus entered Equestria?42 words
- Hasbro was part of the Kingdom Hearts canon in a story that wrote the author while Imperial Japan and Shaggy defeated the changelings before the latter decided to overthrow Celestia?326 words
- addendum to the previous chapter?51 words
- characters googled themselves?21 words
- Sleep-deprived keyboard slamming?23 words
- Big ol' something something sleepytime thingy?1,000 words
- HIATUS BREAKUS?!15 words
- Morgan Freeman came to (and voiced) Equestria?190 words
- Canterlot Castle tastes like banana?108 words
- Chapter 288?487 words
- TheMajorTechie was sent into Equestria?1,000 words
- Fanta in Equestria?173 words
- Equestria experienced a cultural Kirby revolution?126 words
- the Crystal Empire declared itself independent of Equestria?103 words
- Diamond Tiara found the Alicorn Amulet and took over Ponyville?186 words
- Randomness happened 8?83 words
- Tirek accidentally puked up all the magic, prompting Smartypants to become a real pony while worshipping Nightmare Moon because everything was taken literally for a day?115 words
- blep?7 words
- √169≠13?47 words
- every single horned pony in Equestria had their horns permanently fused together?101 words
- there was an entire chapter of this story dedicated to Maud eating cereal?32 words
- Lyra had A hand, and TheMajorTechie told Twilight to get some sun, already?53 words
- Twilight got a bad grade?50 words
- Starswirl's spell made Twilight an earth pony instead of an alicorn?67 words
- Twilight literally screamed her head off?125 words
- Holy heckin' heck?23 words
- the author has entered another writing hiatus after burning himself out?31 words
- Techie done diddly did a slep?10 words
- Big OOF!?17 words
- ♧☆●□~?31 words
- the author became his avatar? What if there was a request so specific it was basically already a chapter all by itself? What if every winged pony's wings got stuck together? What if Spike only spoke in kazoo sounds? What if the entire comment section341 words
- all the earth ponies' hooves got stuck together?93 words
- Twilight adopted the Changeling filly version of herself?26 words
- Spike ate Twilight's bathtub, leading to an FBI raid?103 words
- Story pitch: HELP, I'VE DISPLACED MYSELF AND I CAN'T GET OOOOOUUUUUT!1,083 words
- Story pitch: At the Edge of Forever615 words
- Story pitch: Wolf Railguns, among other things & stuff401 words
- Story pitch: Manufacture667 words
- Story pitch: And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.160 words
- A bot wrote this chapter?604 words
- 420 mega-Techieverse crossover thing again?22 words
- Surprise mid-hiatus update because the author is bored and actually has a tiny bit of free time in the middle of the night again?1,729 words
- Story pitch: Worlds Reset158 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Sweetie Belle?32 words
- Opal decided to fight Sweetie Giraffe (for disturbing her nap)?48 words
- Think thank thonk... Thanos?5 words
- I can try?77 words
- HTML test thing?26 words
- Story pitch: Worlds Reset (again)152 words
- 100 word slashfic ship for Super Trampoline?96 words
- Sneak peek + question about Worlds Reset?475 words
- I decided to actually take a look at the suggestions on my Discord server?74 words
- Story pitch: Table Legs222 words
- Randomness happened 9?262 words
- Unnamed story idea #2?28 words
- Chrysalis didn't exist and Cadance was actually the changeling queen?46 words
- Fragmented, disconnected thoughts of absolute randomness (Randomness happened 10)?262 words
- Twilight went insane over all the strange chapters she’s written?47 words
- It was time to purge unused comments again?54 words
- Twilight accidentally robbed a bank?156 words
- Rickroll?40 words
- Sonata met Deadpool?26 words
- Scarf?24 words
- Twilight hit a data limit?67 words
- Starswirl and Celestia had a difference of opinion and Twilight had to pick a side?83 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 1?252 words
- Welcome to Ponyville Armpitheatre?28 words
- there were so many entries that the author accidentally repeated a story?82 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 2?23 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 3?15 words
- Twilight headed her scream off?27 words
- Banassacre?39 words
- Randomness happened 11?116 words
- The Hole?63 words
- Unpublished story #1: [One More Time]?1,748 words
- Unpublished story #2: [One Last Time]?1,338 words
- Story pitch: A Dream Ended166 words
- Unpublished story #3: [μParallels]?755 words
- Celestia was a chatroom/server moderator?171 words
- Bob the Builder was a changeling?17 words
- Story pitch: The Quest to Send Celestia Hurtling Into the Sun?221 words
- Story pitch: Into Equestria169 words
- Pinkie got offended by a plant?72 words
- idk, stuff happened?112 words
- Cozy Glow was sent to the Equestria Girls world instead?125 words
- Chapter 365?453 words
- Techie hasn't updated anything recently and feels an invisible nagging pressure to write something before the crowd rises with pitchforks in hand?58 words
- The author's been too busy focusing on writing original fiction and a CERTAIN upcoming flagship story?42 words
- the Ponies had to make an Arbys ad?43 words
- Story pitch: The Pony of Many Talents112 words
- Advanced Stupid? (Randomness happened 13)90 words
- Discord was Twilight’s imaginary friend?56 words
- it was still all a simulation?596 words
- Spike became Santa Claus while Mr. Beast came to Ponyville, introducing Rarity to Hot Topic and Pinkie to Angry Birds resulting in her laughter becoming the world's most powerful non-nuclear fuel source?14 words
- hooves were replaced with feet?95 words
- tonkman was bored and wanted to write something without caring about any kind of consistency across chapters? (Randomness happened 14)477 words
- wings were replaced with hands?13 words
- inverted table?35 words
- every other pony turned into a cat?71 words
- the rest of 'em turned into dogs?65 words
- Celestia was replaced by Discord?38 words
- Haha lol the author is watching anime tonight?46 words
- Twilight beat the Wuhan Coronavirus by weakening it with Modelovirus with help from the Bud Knight while the universe imploded?84 words
- Spike's left knee started talking?114 words
- Spike's right knee started disagreeing with his left?60 words
- the closet skeleton apocalypse happened, resulting in everybody's knees being sacrificed to the shy, skinless, organ-less skeletal invaders?288 words
- the comments got absolutely buried?96 words
- Overlord Spike the Mighty?240 words
- yams?156 words
- Twilight Starchle?94 words
- Spike was literally just a spike?64 words
- Luna sunk the Titanic?31 words
- randomness #whatever?82 words
- randomness #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?388 words
- Carosel Boutique moonlighted as a soup store?281 words
- Rainbow Trix took over the cereal industry?217 words
- Pinkie Pie had chocolate syrup for blood, while all the ponies of Equestria suddenly gained hands while Rainbow Trix fought Sweetie Giraffe for dominance?292 words
- Late Pi day?86 words
- there was a single roll of toilet paper left on the shelf?117 words
- sleep was never a thing?51 words
- ponies questioned round doorknobs?240 words
- the doorknob was square instead?89 words
- March 32nd?25 words
- Pinkie Pie broadened her horizons?72 words
- all the pegasi turned into flightless birds?90 words
- all the Earth ponies became convinced that they were cats?59 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met something taller?141 words
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for the AAAAAAAAAAAAAth time?59 words
- Alicorn Pinkie traveled back in time to make herself an alicorn, thus completing the time loop?141 words
- regular Pinkie went foreward in time to stop herself from becoming an alicorn, thus creating the time loop?61 words
- ponies tried to use human keyboards?72 words
- randomness #heckin' heck i've been busy?292 words
- Pinkie and Twilight had a heated debate about the differences between ladders and step-ladders?102 words
- Sombra tried to *REDACTED* Equestria as his next evil plot?138 words
- Randomness #heckity heck?76 words
- ya boi Tonk came to Equestria?54 words
- Tonkus met the Ponkus?52 words
- pigeon?53 words
- you forgot to turn subtitles on?147 words
- Twilight being afraid of quesadillas was just an act?93 words
- Everything was on fire?63 words
- Cadance was jealous of Twilight for having Spike sell her microwave to a monkey?175 words
- this chapter was written by an AI?184 words
- Twilight explained why the laws of robotics were bullsh!t to her microwave before slamming her hot pocket into it?84 words
- the screaming never stopped?46 words
- spears of asparagus were viable weapons?50 words
- Apple Bloom was secretly a donut that was part of a lineage of sentient pastries created by Pinkie Pie that would go on to start a revolution?158 words
- words were done literally?71 words
- what if, but long?247 words
- Sweetie and Scoots kept doing stupid stuff and appul filly no liek?159 words
- Pinkie and Cadence had a competition to see who was the pinkest?58 words
- Sweetie Giraffe did a commission?107 words
- everything was opposite for a day?68 words
- everyone still hated Sunset Shimmer until the Friendship Games?243 words
- Equestria is just Ohio?103 words
- T̴̝̈̿͐̋̑̌́͒h̶̢̢͚̠̦̭̟͓̯̳̫̪̘͉͎̊̀̃̊͑́͋̌̌͘͘ḙ̴͉̬͇̰̫͂́͝ ̶̢͙͔͎̋̈́̾̐͂̀̈́̿̀̓V̴̢͓̗̟̼͔̤̳͇̭͈͉̣͛͝ŏ̵͍͉̻͎̯̙͓̹̬̩̀͜͜í̵̗̼̘͇͓́d̶̢̻̬̿̀͌͐̋́̈́̅̏̎̎͆͆̈͠ ate Equestria?27 words
- Pinkie Pie was Florida Man?15 words
- zombies but rated-E and stuff?39 words
- Pinkie discovered Biohazard Coffee?42 words
- Sweetie Giraffe Bot?23 words
- Sweetie Belle vs. Sweetie Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe?79 words
- The author didn't have the time to think about a good chapter at the moment?34 words
- Celestia became a bell while Angel became the rabbit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and subsequently took over Equestria?39 words
- quicksand?41 words
- water was replaced with lemon juice?29 words
- breadboi took over Equestria?78 words
- Everyone was named Phil?101 words
- the four Sweeties staged a coup, and Luna was too busy playing Ourcraft to even try stopping them?119 words
- There was no chapter today?20 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Breadboi?75 words
- Sweetie Giraffe became bread?41 words
- Sweetie Giraffe discovered mirrors?31 words
- a secondary moon apped?88 words
- inverted unicorn?23 words
- running gag?42 words
- pegasi randomly exploded?18 words
- Jorts?32 words
- unicorns randomly imploded?36 words
- hekdoejen?33 words
- prompt: They came for him one winter's night.23 words
- “What if The Great and Powerful Trixie met Ego Boost?”69 words
- the running gag appeared in the next chapter?34 words
- Tirek vs. Flurry Heart?67 words
- prison break?65 words
- Luna forgot Celestia's name?92 words
- Sweetie Giraffe spontaneously combusted?52 words
- heat wave?56 words
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAgain?69 words
- a Chinese dragon who is definitely not Discord but a Chinese dragon named Dorcsid, breaks out of Holder's Boulder and challenges Sweetie Giraffe for the fate of Equestria?105 words
- the portal to the world of Equestria Girls was replaced to one that went to an infinite plane of cheesecake?31 words
- the Cake family was a lie?41 words
- Sweetie Giraffe and Long Starlight meet?78 words
- the cheesecake was strawberry?100 words
- a fully coherent chapter using only five different words?5 words
- Rainbow Trix returned in the most over the top way that Involved buzzsaws, discords left toe, making out with Luna and thirty five sentient forks?144 words
- the Apple family were literally Apples?93 words
- Elephant Boots made a comeback?82 words
- Luna passed a law that everyone had to wear elephant boots?96 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was ˢᵐᵒˡ?52 words
- every set of elephant boots had elephant boots?71 words
- 95% of everything was on fire?60 words
- Celestia from "Hang in There Luna, I'll be right back" fought Sweetie Giraffe?113 words
- Twilight just started inexplicably speaking backwards?51 words
- Sweetie Giraffe had a cult of tallness?46 words
- everyone forgot the word “the”?80 words
- the royal security guards were insecurity guards?72 words
- Discord legitimately slipped on a banana peel?23 words
- nopony could stand to hear the word "it?"73 words
- the author remembered Applejack exists?38 words
- noclip got turned on for everypony?67 words
- the characters for this chapter were the most frequent commenters?158 words
- metallic objects were made out of high explosive?19 words
- Twilight wrote down her most recent nightmare?50 words
- floor suddenly change places with ceiling?58 words
- every time anypony accidentally bumped into somepony else, a street fighter-style fight broke out between somepony else?43 words
- Twilight started leaking purple?30 words
- Twilight's name was Twilight Snarkle?14 words
- moon was made of cake and Celestia found out?35 words
- Twilight's name was Twilight Snorkel?31 words
- Applejack ran out of bucks to give?27 words
- Fluttershy is the imposter?56 words
- running gag battle royal?171 words
- Twilight's treebrary just popped back into existence?46 words
- Raridash trash?35 words
- two ponies kissed? 😱47 words
- Shrek appeared in Equestria?60 words
- the author finally snapped?54 words
- Pinkie Pie accidentally foiled the entire US Government?105 words
- sleepy Twilight took over the universe?127 words
- every time pinkie pie jumped, a new and pointless law was installed?151 words
- the laws of physics had to be enforced?135 words
- the time police arrested Starlight and Twilight for tampering with the timeline in "Cutie Re-mark"?57 words
- they ran out of time(jail)?122 words
- Starlight was ruled by three Equestrias?82 words
- every pony in Equestria was mandated a magical 6-foot radius social distancing sphere? (Princesses included!)81 words
- Equestria was ruled by three Starlights?613 words
- the princesses were the only ones forklift certified?34 words
- yoshi was in Equestria?51 words
- Silver Spoon was a toaster?23 words
- Diamond Tiara was bread?19 words
- twenty more chapters of ponies being turned into household appliances?632 words
- Celestia and Luna were robots being controlled by ants?22 words
- the sun was made of jalepeño chips?29 words
- everyone thought the world was going to end?70 words
- the nuclear apocalypse came and nobody cared?119 words
- Fluttershy was a tree the whole time?50 words
- an army of dead memes came to steal Celestia's cake?406 words
- the moon got sent to Luna?38 words
- Clippy became the newest Princess?55 words
- Celestia was a broom, Luna was a mop, Cadance was a duster, and Flurry Heart was a McDonalds McFlurry that spilled on the floor?135 words
- the Elements if Harmony were made of beans?33 words
- story concept: Strands?556 words
- It was all a simulation?535 words
- Celestia wasn't who she said she was?186 words
- Sweetie Giraffe boots?45 words
- the zambos are comin' (plants vs. zambos)?126 words
- The Conversion Burro?65 words
- Celestia was voiced by John deLancie?19 words
- Cream cheese was considered forbidden by Equestrian law until it campaigned for and gained equal rights, leading to its conquering of Equestria as part of a plan by Sweetie Giraffe Bot, our lord and savior, to stay relevant, but this plan was soon hijacke152 words
- Spike got an email from a Nigerian prince?51 words
- Spike's pet phoenix, Peewee, inherited the Nigerian throne?47 words
- Sombra was wearing a sombrero and doing the samba while somber music was playing for Simba's dad?144 words
- Twilight became an Alicorn by Celestia fusing her with one of the Earth Pony and Pegasus members of the Mane 6 (Your choice)?55 words
- Celestia, Luna, and Discord got arrested by Child Services for turning Cozy Glow into stone?154 words
- Luna was mad at Santa because he didn't get her any vidya games?66 words
- story concept: The Oracles?189 words
- XKCD found this story and sued the author for copyright infringement?19 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was never tall?19 words
- Scootaroo?41 words
- sleep sought out ponies who were awake after midnight... with a bat?89 words
- Rainbow Dash was a weeb?20 words
- Sweetie Giraffe on a pogo stick?41 words
- Pinkie is the only one of the main 6 who didn't believe in Santa, but doesn't say anything because it brings everyone else happiness?240 words
- Story concept: Picture Me in Neon Colors?228 words
- Applejack couldn't get out of bed?41 words
- Granny Smith had Life Alert?54 words
- the sun moves just to make Celestia think she controls the sun?46 words
- the Mane Six were whalers?118 words
- Flurry Heart became the princess of Light Bulbs?54 words
- the sun died and Flurry Heart saved the day by replacing it with a lightbulb?74 words
- Horse Empire attacked Equestria because a Bron- I mean a Pony wanted their knees?74 words
- Pinkie had a sugar crash?187 words
- Twilight's magic did the opposite of what she expected it to do?330 words
- 2020 didn't end?38 words
- everything, and everyone, Cadance touched turned to crystal?60 words
- every mattress in equestria was replaced with a live bear?24 words
- dog barks sounded like pseudo swears?17 words
- story concept: When The Dust Settles119 words
- Chrysalis was trapped in a room with pinkie on a tangent?53 words
- everyone suddenly decided hand holding was an ok thing to to?37 words
- somone randomly booping change lings?47 words
- Twilight was eternally sleep deprived?28 words
- Apple Bloom was Apple Boom?26 words
- Silver Spoon was a silver spoon?43 words
- Karma Endangered met Scootaloo in Scootaloo's Soup Store?130 words
- Karma Endangered encountered Sweetie Giraffe?20 words
- Scootaloo was a non newtonian fluid?51 words
- an FBI agent censored a chapter?137 words
- Apple Boom was actually Apple Bloom?37 words
- Applejack was a jacked apple?81 words
- Twilight decided she'd rather eat donuts than confront Celestia about Nightmare Moon in episode one?171 words
- something about background ponies?91 words
- Rainbow laid an egg?46 words
- story pitch: Jack of no trades, master of all?363 words
- Equestria ran on internet explorer?72 words
- Rarity couldn't help save the world because Opal was in her lap?43 words
- OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?!345 words
- OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?! (part 2)271 words
- Willy Wonka didn't actually have any cake? (OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING PART 3)140 words
- the reason there were no cakes is because Lex Luthor took all forty of them? (That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.) (OOMPA LOOMPA PART 4)106 words
- Twilight was replaced by a hamburger?81 words
- a chapter to "officially" make What If a G5 story?50 words
- everything was the same... except Twilight was replaced by a velociraptor?59 words
- Twilight drives a Ford Raptor?44 words
- Story pitch: Deeps658 words
- this is g5?70 words
- Discord was a plastic beef patty?64 words
- everyone suddenly forgot Celestia and Luna existed?101 words
- Twilight got Rickrolled?37 words
- late St. Patrick's Day thing?31 words
- Applejack got a tank?57 words
- the pony are mad?125 words
- Lightning Dust choked on a waffle?21 words
- Twilight was locked in a room full of quesadillas, ladybugs, and books that were out of order?50 words
- Izzy Moonbow skewered more things with her horn?152 words
- Twilight was forced to burn a book?103 words
- nothing?132 words
- something happened?105 words
- PINKIE WAS’NT CONTROLLING THE AUTHORS LAPTOP BUT THE AUTHOR........71 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was a pony?51 words
- Scootaloo committed arson?31 words
- Scootaloo committed our son?39 words
- Phone typed chapter because screw it im not pulling my tablet out rn and I have midterms again so yay sleep deprivation?168 words
- angel is a devil?106 words
- Angel was a mini gun that shot deviled eggs at an angle?70 words
- Author Twilight fell asleep at her desk and smudged the next chapter?95 words
- the rogue tree grew taller than Sweetie Giraffe?57 words
- Sweetie Giraffe went technicolor?74 words
- the what ifs all stopped being what ifs?113 words
- Twilight got scammed by a Nigerian prince?92 words
- Twilight accidentally scammed a Nigerian prince?46 words
- all of MLP was just a ploy by Twilight to hypnotise people into giving her money so she could buy more books?56 words
- Story pitch: Goddess Inkarnate309 words
- Twilight was a Nigerian prince?53 words
- Twilight was tech support?79 words
- Twilight was too busy studying to write a chapter?60 words
- we had a chapter that wasn't about Twilight?101 words
- communist penguins invaded ponyville?64 words
- Spike became addicted to salsa dip?84 words
- salsa dip got Spiked?53 words
- the mane six constantly get pegged by high velocity cheese every Thursday afternoon at 3:47 on the dot, and there's nothing they can do to prevent it?67 words
- Spike got salsa dipped and became one with the salsa?92 words
- there never was a what if question?62 words
- Twilight finally went into therapy for writing all of this?103 words
- Twilight was a ghost but didn't care?62 words
- Equestria suddenly collapsed into itself trying to grasp modern scientific concepts?32 words
- rainbow dash lived a double life?169 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was the protagonist?59 words
- everything in Equestria was hampter powered?105 words
- Spike poured a bottle of soy sauce onto Twilights head?25 words
- the Mane 6 could break the fourth wall?258 words
- Discord was bored?37 words
- sweetie giraffe turned everyone in Ponyville into stock images of flames?10 words
- Equestria was overrun with various canines?211 words
- The Elements of Harmony turned Discord into Ice instead of stone?44 words
- Smolder turned into a dog?28 words
- Elements turned Discord into ice cream?54 words
- Austin Pets Alive renamed all the ponies of Equestria?181 words
- Twilight lost Jeopardy because she forgot to phrase her answer as a question?25 words
- Celestia meets her counterpart?44 words
- existential dread was instilled upon all of Equestria because of Kurzgesagt?137 words
- Elements of harmony were guns?645 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was on the moon?47 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Sweaty Jiraf?89 words
- Sweetie Giraffe and Sweaty Jiraf were on the sun?35 words
- Sweaty Jiraf stopped sweating?63 words
- all the comments on this chapter were combined to create the next chapter?20 words
- Randomness #18: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA315 words
- there was a chapter that was a rewrite of the first chapter except with all of the words in the comment section removed or replaced with synonyms?575 words
- Spike was a bottle of Shampoo?40 words
- world peace was achieved because Celestia farted?50 words
- Nightmare Moon was banished to Ohio instead?265 words
- Spike was a dragon?15 words
- Twilight became an earth pony instead of an alicorn?88 words
- Big Mac became a Big Mac? Actually, what if he was a whopper?87 words
- Chapter 665 and a hiatus 'til Friday the 13th for 66661 words
- Super spoopy chapter 666?6,666 words
- Twilight liked very, very, very dark chocolate?51 words
- the earth ponies were even MORE over the top when they saw Izzy?63 words
- MLP a New Generation was just a fanfiction written by the Crusaders?169 words
- the Crusaders' MLP A New Generation fanfic got edited by Twilight?75 words
- Earth pony news? (Villager news with earth ponies.)151 words
- Luna got too obsessed with Sailor Moon?32 words
- Apple Bloom had an automatic grenade launcher?146 words
- the remnants of Pineapples Inc. retaliated with the wolf railgun?63 words
- the CMC needed that trenchcoat shaped like a turtleneck but it was still in the wash?62 words
- Nightmare Moon was turned into stone instead of banished to the moon?45 words
- stone was turned into Nightmare Moon?121 words
- Celestia had to control the tides now that the moon is gone?183 words
- a certain Spinosaurus ruined the micro-story by suggesting that the Kurzgesagt duck take over Equestria?62 words
- Spike got his snout stuck in a can of spaghetti o's?70 words
- they were cursed to only eat off-brands, which caused Spike to get stuck in a can of spaghetti rings?106 words
- ice turned into NMM?76 words
- Frosty wanted his hat back, and hired somebody to get it back for him? (y'know, since he's not usually very animate without that hat)443 words
- Celestia and Luna just talked about things like rational adults rather than, y’know, that whole Nightmare Moon business?38 words
- Lulu Giraffe and Sweetie Giraffe had a height-off?1 words
- Randomness happened (#20 I think)?83 words
- nothing happened for once?29 words
- Izzy just HAD to try the time travel spell she found?78 words
- memes were brought to Equestria?155 words
- Rainbow Dash was a pegaSUS?69 words
- Twilight tried to badly explain the history of the entire world, i guess?113 words
- Pipp lost her phone?62 words
- Pipp DID get taller?1 words
- bringing the crystals together did something entirely different?41 words
- bringing the crystals together didn't do something entirely different?56 words
- Izzy covered Sunny with lots of Glitter?42 words
- Izzy bedazzled everyone's faces?44 words
- life is a video game?117 words
- Sandbar had fallen for Ocellus instead of Yona?41 words
- Twilight and Sunny switched places?116 words
- Tall Pipp tripped?5 words
- zipp was the one who got the note from young sunny instead of Izzy?55 words
- Celestia banned Daylights savings?49 words
- argyle was still alive?39 words
- Argyle was banished to the moon? (Keep in mind that there’s no magic.)83 words
- Zephyr Breeze was king of Zephyr Heights?103 words
- dinosaur for absolutely no reason?71 words
- 0 word chapter?1 words
- pies and cakes switched places?203 words
- someone ended yet another universe by blasting Megalovania?37 words
- The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The128 words
- saying "mayonnaise" made a random unicorn explode?85 words
- Rainbow Dash was secretly a super genius whose intelligence rivals Twilight’s?298 words
- saying a forbidden word teleported you to another world?56 words
- if what?44 words
- Equestria's anti-virus stopped working?121 words
- Twilight Sparkle became a bodybuilder?58 words
- just this once, a universe didn't end?80 words
- Shaggy appeared in Equestria and used 2% of his power?122 words
- MLP: The Next Generation was all one big fever dream?63 words
- My Little Pony was "Generic Sci-Fi Show?"80 words
- the minute Sprout said 'Discord' in his song, Discord appeared.24 words
- mayonnaise?144 words
- Alumx's Celestia was canon?45 words
- Luna got launched all the way into the next star system (ours)?35 words
- Spike worshiped Chef Boyardee?65 words
- Rainbow was a swarm of Parasprites in the shape of a Pegasus and nobody noticed?43 words
- instead of knowing how to do it instantly, Spike took 20 minutes learning how to fly when he first grew his wings after his molt?61 words
- Spike hit Twilight over the head with a roll of Bounty?47 words
- boss music started playing?80 words
- Celestia was full of Pilk?60 words
- pinkie had a pandoras box or something similar?101 words
- the Crystal Empire ran on the Source engine, but the rest of Equestria was on Unreal?35 words
- Twilight accidentally turned everypony in Equestria into alicorns?83 words
- Butter Knife woke up in an extrodinarily frilly dress?147 words
- someone gave gummy a gun?40 words
- Twilight bought Spike a Switch for Hearth's Warming?112 words
- nothing bad happened to Butter Knife?131 words
- spike wake up in among us ?54 words
- Sunset was asked if she ever heard of Among Us?80 words
- Among Us except it’s only impostors?85 words
- Twilight brought the generic brand of Chef Boyardee instead?54 words
- smol pip had hypnotic powers and attempted to use them on sweetie giraffe?1 words
- Sweetie Giraffe returned?41 words
- the cake Celestia bought was a lie?65 words
- Chef Boyardee went out of business?67 words
- we had an idea how we got here? :trollestia:114 words
- Zombies?24 words
- Twilight replaced the Chef Boyardee with Spaghettios?72 words
- zombies weren't that bad because ponies don't eat meat?45 words
- What if Rainbow Dash was actually a zombie, and on nightmare night she ate everypony's brains?34 words
- Apple family was responsible for Bloom and Doom Co.?50 words
- someone tried to assinate rainbow dash... with a rubber ducky.65 words
- it started raining bananas and Discord had nothing to do with it?41 words
- Applejack became Bananajack?142 words
- Twilght tried to micromanage all of Ponyville?116 words
- Twilight tried to microwave all of Ponyville?433 words
- Twilight started a melon spire and Bobert got jealous?143 words
- Twilight found a cure for stupid?92 words
- Twilight's status as melon queen gave her a frighteningly loyal bat pony army?166 words
- Twilight's plan of connecting Equus and the moon with melons attracted Sweetie Giraffe because it was too tall?62 words
- Sunburst and Starlight weren't childhood friends?818 words
- the root vegetable kingdom won the space race Twilight accidentally started?71 words
- Chancellor Neighsay was the main antagonist of School Raze instead of Cozy Glow?47 words
- .....why?48 words
- Pinkie discovered ruby chocolate?37 words
- they connected the moon to the earth so that it was dangling down and not standing tall?68 words
- Twilight made immor-tall-i-tea?131 words
- Grubber become a twist villain in the My Little Pony Movie (2017)?164 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was (heavens no) benevolent?133 words
- Twilight was yellow instead of purple?1,194 words
- Sprout ruled the equality village instead of Starlight Glimmer?47 words
- the giant robot broke down?52 words
- Twinana started a banana republic.66 words
- become a vampire hedgehog named "Grubbicula" and hungers for blood.52 words
- Apploosa declared war on the banana Republic?95 words
- What if the Banana Republic figured out how to grow in the ground and sprout back out of it?146 words
- the intro chapter was rewritten?511 words
- Spike dug a hole to China?37 words
- Legion of Doom won because they were all forklift certified?167 words
- Chancellor Neighsay had a reason for his racist behavior?215 words
- Legion of Doom from the DC comics sued the MLP Legion of Doom?106 words
- Forklift Alliance took applications for new members?155 words
- Discord's Forklift Alliance fell apart because the fishhooks kept poking the pokers?101 words
- Tempest was Neighsay's long lost childhood friend?83 words
- it is the end of the world as we know it and Celestia feels fine.:trollestia:147 words
- Spike the Dog became a mascot?12 words
- the members of the Forklift Alliance lost their certifications,659 words
- all of the other civilizations of the universe united against the root vegetable kingdom?72 words
- Celestia was replaced by Clippy?91 words
- the final battle was absolute, unbridled, braincell destroying chaos?186 words
- the world actually was ending, but it affected absolutely no one?140 words
- Rarity woke up with a potato on her horn?107 words
- Rarity was Rare Tea?88 words
- Equestria was located in a galaxy far, far away?109 words
- someone tried to assassinate the princesses as a joke?70 words
- Scootaloo had a Twin?37 words
- Scootaloo had an EVIL twin?72 words
- the forklifts became pony certified?91 words
- the Forklift Six defeated Nightmare Mover?202 words
- Princess Lift Truck had trouble reintigrating into the worksite?115 words
- Moon Mart then had a big two for one sale on forklifts?153 words
- potatoes were rare?193 words
- Fluttershy married a cabbage?176 words
- the real reason Fluttershy married the cabbage instead of Discord was because he was unbased and had skill issues?58 words
- one of Fluttershy's turkeys wanted to be based and redpilled, but being a turkey, it had to settle for being baste and breadpilled?226 words
- Twilight had an IQ higher than Einstein?80 words
- Big Mac the Big Mac met Flurry Heart the McFlurry?41 words
- Spike the strange purple rock who actually needed to wake up?145 words
- Gummy got dentures?32 words
- Rarity found a way to make her hats have unusual effects?101 words
- Spike also developed ice breathe?47 words
- Pinkie Pie ate too much pudding?63 words
- Sunny Scarstout?24 words
- man door hand hook car door?186 words
- Mount Canterlot turned into chocolate?57 words
- Tirek and cozy glow had a mentor student relationship. Like Twilight and Celestia have? ( Platonic relationship I feel forced to add this as some people may take the word relationship wrong)99 words
- like Celestia, Tirek was just using the mentor relationship with Cozy as a means to get her to do all the hard work so he could relax?116 words
- ......what???93 words
- Scootaloo was sent to Tartarus for tax evasion149 words
- tartar sauce was the punishment in Tartarus?53 words
- Rarity got sent back to her home planet?97 words
- Spike was replaced with Spyro?218 words
- the Spyro figurine was a SPY?130 words
- the SPYro figurine was trying to sabotage MLP G5?45 words
- bug bear was just looking for a date?42 words
- PInkie Pie broke a Pinkie promise?59 words
- Rarity was an oreo instead of a marshmallow?54 words
- Equestria was saved from an invasion because they used Rarity the Oreo as a peace offering?46 words
- someone put the Rareos next to Applejacks cereal?84 words
- Rareo took over the aliens? What if that only worked because the aliens were close relatives of ants?47 words
- they ran out of Rareos and had to switch to a different brand?50 words
- Sweetie Bell tried to make her own Rareos40 words
- the next chapter didn't have any vowels?58 words
- a door collapsing did have consequences but only in the past?92 words
- Twilight actually won the Ponyville Trivia Trot Game?135 words
- Spike pressed the wrong button?87 words
- the reward for winning Trivia Trot was 1 (one) AT-4 disposable, single-use anti-tank rocket launcher?112 words
- Celestia switched places with a sentient whale just before the impact?146 words
- the explosion sent the whale to the moon?80 words
- the whale's order was Big Smoke's order from GTA: San Andreas?113 words
- the whale used the stale food to survive the heat death of the universe and became the new universe by process of elimination?170 words
- cake was considered a weapon of mass destruction?99 words
- in the new whlae universe everyone had blow holes93 words
- twilight never chased the prophecy about luna calling it bogus and never wrote a letter to Celestia. would Celestia still send her to ponyvile (based on the fact in the comics it's canon the only reason Celestia knows her latest student will fulfill256 words
- Scootaloo was on The Price Is Right?77 words
- Equestria is full of cringe :/?61 words
- Angel Bunny hid Discords deodorant? [Honestly idk first thing that popped into my head when i decided to disregard all previous context]99 words
- Twilight realized gelatin is commonly made from animal hooves?171 words
- Celestia had non-regenerating hooves?64 words
- eating too much jello makes you grow hooves?158 words
- the mirror pool made Rainbow Dash clones that had Rarity's personality?93 words
- Rainbow Dash was the defect clone all along?77 words
- Twilight was Luna's daughter..... again171 words
- Whale universe got duplicated by the mirror pool while it was still malfunctioning and giving all the clones hard core Rarity vibes?59 words
- Rariwhale was the princess of Wales?31 words
- Celestia became tiny and turns into a Breezie" ??18 words
- ponies generally had trouble counting?27 words
- Spike threw a remote at a painting of Celestia? And what if the painting of Celestia caught that remote?99 words
- Equestria updated its physics engine?68 words
- Luna broke the record for eating the most cheese quesadillas from Sweetie Taco Belle in a single sitting?12 words
- ShadOwObolts?59 words
- Scootaloot read the fine print and found a loophole out of that contract?102 words
- the next chapter was a rickroll?144 words
- Rarity tried to be French, but couldn't because France doesn't exist?150 words
- Sombra wore a sombrero?95 words
- someone stole his maracas?54 words
- rainbow Dash was evil the entire time.126 words
- someone stole Sweetie Giraffe?52 words
- Scootaloo was a ghost?13 words
- Rainbow Dash was a defect clone of Celestia132 words
- Rainbow Dash took over Equestria with her DNA test?31 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was Santa?59 words
- Celestia's coolness was negative, making Rainbow's coolness even more negative?298 words
- Sunny and Izzy switched roles in the movie?33 words
- Pinkie just stored her food in her cheeks like a hamster?51 words
- Twilight took "New Year New You" far to literally and started changing everything and everyone around her?186 words
- this story turned seven years old?700 words
- there actually was a serious chapter for once? Like, no trolling gimmicks, just something mildly serious...but also involving PvZ for some reason???233 words
- twilight never started writing what ifs. so we must ask. What if Octavia had a crush on Spike?23 words
- all the pies turned into cakes and all the cakes turned into pies?231 words
- Rainbow Dash was sus?57 words
- Twilight Sparkle was E V E R Y P O N Y?375 words
- Pinkie Pie got food poisoning?54 words
- instead of Celestia banishing Nightmare Moon, she accidentally banished the moon?156 words
- the moon banished Celestia and Luna to Equestria?55 words
- Twilight banned Canned Ravioli after Spike kept getting his snout stuck in the can?113 words
- Celestia and Luna stole the moon as revenge?88 words
- Chef Boyardee sought revenge for being banned?190 words
- we found out what was in Luna's g4m3r cl0s3t™?328 words
- Luna promoted a new brand of cheese?1,250 words
- a new hoof touches the beacon?18 words
- Twilight Spaghetti and friends used the Elements of Pasta and the Magic of Fettuccine to fight off Chef Boyardee?52 words
- the Mane 6 realized they couldn't truly defeat Chef Boyardee since Italians can move up to Mach 3 speeds?43 words
- more Chef Boyardee shenanigans?147 words
- nobody expected the spanish inquisition?41 words
- Rainbow Dash was dared to stick a lightbulb in her mouth?67 words
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- Everything was the same except that Rainbow Dash was forklift certified?64 words
- It was going to yeet tomorrow?61 words
- there was more dakka?65 words
- there was LESS dakka?74 words
- there was just the right amount of dakka?95 words
- there was too much dakka?71 words
- Luna made Taco Tuesday mandatory?100 words
- Story pitch: Fractures1,277 words
- Equestria was saved with cringe?148 words
- the rusty safety scissors took over Equestria as it's rightful ruler instead?268 words
- Celestia was a Jedi master?111 words
- This chapter was written at 2 am on a phone?138 words
- Pinkie Pie was secretly not pink?89 words
- Pinkie Pie was secretly not Pie? Like an unholy brussel-sprouts-broccoli-cauliflower amalgamation?140 words
- Pajama Sam ruled Ponyville (and then Equestria after that)?72 words
- somepony teleported bread?133 words
- Celestia was so eepy?133 words
- the author did a serious chapter?329 words
- Trixie forged an alliance with an unkindness of ravens?131 words
- Catra, Scorpia, and Entrapta steal Rainbow Dash's secret stash of garlic bread?271 words
- instead of friendship or whatever, Twilight beat Tirek with Missiles of Nuclear Justice140 words
- Fluttershy sued the fandom for using her face as a profanity censor?42 words
- Applejack and Rainbow Dash's Elements of Harmony were switched?61 words
- Fluttershy and Rarity's elements were snitched?69 words
- Twilight and Pinkie's elements were stitched?121 words
- Princess Twilight kept a shrunken version of Celestia in her pocket for advice?160 words
- Twilight was just a figment of Princess Celestia's imagination?785 words
- the shrunken Celestia was evil the whole time?239 words
- Protect Pudding Paradox?107 words
- Techie didn't break Fimfiction in the next chapter?43 words
- Changelings invaded Japan (300 years ago)?124 words
- Fimfiction broke the space time continuum?190 words
- the only one able to fix the space time continuum was Hackerman?284 words
- the space time continuum decided to take a vacation from all the bs going on.84 words
- every prompt posted on this story was implemented in one chapter simultaneously?111 words
- Spike had to clean the mess all the explosions made?51 words
- Celestia invoked the 2nd Amendment when Sunset tried to steal Twilight's crown?129 words
- this chapter had to be written in the form of a question?77 words
- the chapter had to be written in the form of interjections?17 words
- Pajama Sam bought Ponyville?101 words
- Twilight was a glizard?108 words
- interjections interjected themselves?151 words
- Twilight used her new Glizard powers to make it big in the hot dog selling business?187 words
- Spike had Ravioli breath? (Able to breathe Ravioli)290 words
- Apple Bloom, because she doubted Spike's ravioli breath, was given garlic bread breath (able to breathe garlic bread) to go with all that ravioli?369 words
- everyone stopped reading because they were now super hungry for Italian?99 words
- Spike and Apple Bloom use their respective powers to wage war with Olive Garden?132 words
- Scootaloo took over a Texas Roadhouse?162 words
- applebloom used her garlic bread powers to make the best [REDACTED] grilled cheese the world has ever known?262 words
- Pinkie Pie got all the villains (all the G4 ones) and brought them together for a big party, and they actually enjoyed it?319 words
- when Twilight ascend, she was taken to the Council of Purple Ones to decide her power?252 words
- Celestia decided to burn down an Applebee's, a practice that is not only legal, but generally encouraged.208 words
- an army of sentient donuts attacked equestira with help from the giant monkey man who once terrorized the ninth dimension173 words
- when you become an alicorn, you also slowly morph into a Biblically-accurate angel, and most of your power is used to maintain the illusion of a winged unicorn?104 words
- the next chapter was narrated by David Attenborough?83 words
- Luna suddenly realized she peaked in high school [despite never actually going to high school] so she fakes a bunch of documents to enroll herself in princess celestia's school for gifted unicorn but accidently actually enrolls herself in Professor X43 words
- Ginosaji set its sights on Lyra Heartstrings?221 words
- pinkie pie got a medal for opening a jar198 words
- Lyra took away ALL the spoons?88 words
- there was something involved [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED] showed up, followed by Chrysalis sobbing in defeat while hugging Starlight like she was a teddy bear, and Starlight says: "It's tradition"?214 words
- The Ginosaji summoned a spoon made out of non-spoons to counter Lyra?51 words
- Thanos gave Twilight salad powers instead, because everybody needed to be eating healthier?147 words
- Apple Bloom's garlic bread powers meant she could still reform her vaporized body, assuming there was enough garlic bread present?91 words
- Princess Celestia became a goat?143 words
- the peasantry couldn't actually overthrow Celesita precisely because she'd become a goat?405 words
- Princess Celestia stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasant, West Virginia?59 words
- Trixie cloned herself upside down three times and tried to take over the Crystal Empire and Seaquestria with flamethrowers being held by kittens wearing PJs on bikes?166 words
- the jar Pinkie had opened was full of pickles instead of jelly beans?68 words
- equestria was attacked by the fire nation?287 words
- the Goat Moon was made of goat cheese?227 words
- one day Not Luna ate her way through the Moon?164 words
- Equestria built a super fortress on the moon?316 words
- Twilight got sent back to Magic Kindergarten?140 words
- the pony only known as Yeag became the new hero of the story?306 words
- Astronaut Twilight spent her time taped to the ceiling of magic kindergarten on a nice game of Counter-Strike?193 words
- Twilight used her newfound salad powers to turn Celestia into actual celery?159 words
- Twilight tried to wake up from the fever dream that "What If..." has become?975 words
- something something Adam Sandler's Click?162 words
- the whale that had become the new universe was the one who was actually having the fever dream?63 words
- Pinkie Pie got diagnosed with Bad Syndrome?61 words
- Twilight pondered her orb115 words
- Celestia got super drunk off rum cake and forced fluttershy and octavia to married because she always secretly shipped it?72 words
- Spike pondered his cube?126 words
- a herd of Mareep [they are adorable electric sheep pokemon] and a single Wooloo [an adorable super round normal sheep pokemon] took over Twilight's castle because as adorable sheep they are cuter and friendlier making them as a collective more fit to45 words
- the major villains were on a road trip, and accidentally became the Fellowship of the Ring?79 words
- Celestia had an Orb of her own?161 words
- that orb was an orb of dragonkind?88 words
- Tall Pipp did a comeback tour?147 words
- that genie came from the Land Down Under?145 words
- Tall Pipp and Sweetie Giraffe fused into one being?34 words
- Spike came back from anger management more powerful than ever?142 words
- Tall Pip/Sweetie Giraffe had to fight What if's greatest villains?237 words
- the Orb of Dragonkind served as a literal magnet to all dragons?25 words
- the comically large impact drill Spike tossed aside accidentally fixed something when it landed?91 words
- everyone thought Twilight was a rock?146 words
- Rarity had a sudden and unexplained obsession with pinecones.75 words
- Twiggles found a green bean56 words
- Sweetie Giraffee became president and Scootaroo vice president? And Tall Pipp became the secretary of state?133 words
- Chrysalis was assaulted by swiss cheese60 words
- every other word Twilight said was inaudible?56 words
- Every What If Was Canon?180 words
- Limit Break: 1001198 words
- a finale?1,828 words
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- Supplemental: List of things I actually know enough about to write chapters for in this story (terribly outdated. I'm even more clueless now.)962 words
- What if...404 words
- Starlight Glimmer never held a grudge?773 words
- Sombra chose a better path? (Early timeline)245 words
- Potatoes Ruled the Earth?594 words
- Smartphones Existed in Equestria?1,076 words
- Rainbow and Rarity Switched Species?462 words
- Gummy Could Talk?566 words
- Rarity and Fluttershy were both stallions?651 words
- Pinkie Pie became an alicorn?1,072 words
- Luna played Goat Simulator?129 words
- The EQG Main 6 came to Equestria?353 words
- Fluttershy was the Princess of Animals?178 words
- Sunset Shimmer was a pro hacker?1,374 words
- Equestria was OP?1,008 words
- Twilight's mind was screwed over by Celestia?713 words
- Twilight was Celestia's Daughter?284 words
- Queen Chrysalis was one of the Mane Six?712 words
- Flurry Heart was replaced by Chrysalis' heir?467 words
- A Bowl of Salad came to Equestria?166 words
- Fluttershy was a park ranger in the Everfree Forest?516 words
- Twilight was Luna's daughter?327 words
- The author was too busy to write a chapter so he wrote a joke instead?17 words
- Celestia read Twilight's fanfiction?208 words
- A raging sh*t demon happened?88 words
- The Mane Six became the Mane Five?383 words
- the author accidentally wrote a portion of his homework in a chapter?288 words
- the CMC went to different mares in the Applewood Derby?362 words
- this story was a horribly written self-insert?209 words
- Twilight became the Princess of dad jokes?189 words
- Equestria was taken over by inanimate objects?43 words
- There aren't any more ideas floating in my head for What If?44 words
- King Sombra was Scootaloo's father?139 words
- Techie wrote a conglomeration of multiple what ifs and needed to take a shower so he only had a couple minutes to do something?1 words
- Spike stayed at the Dragon Lands?145 words
- Rainbow Dash reported the Wonderbolts behavior to Princess Celestia?23 words
- somepony was turned into a dog?218 words
- fanfics were canon?188 words
- the author felt lazy and wanted to spend his four-day weekend watching youtube?12 words
- Ponies ruined the Royal Changling Wedding?139 words
- Queen Chrysalis replaced Shining Armor instead of Cadance?188 words
- Everypony (except Sweetie Belle) was a robot?128 words
- Sunset Shimmer was living bacon?251 words
- every Princess was Trump?89 words
- the Kool-Aid man and Randy Savage showed up in Equestria?45 words
- Michael Bay made MLP and the Mane Six needed glasses?189 words
- Snips and Snails were alicorns and Fluttershy was rober?141 words
- Rainbow Dash was a unicorn?59 words
- Fluttershy was interrogated?214 words
- The author forgot what he wanted to write for the next chapter but knew that it was something hilarious?45 words
- Fluttershy was a butt-hoarder?100 words
- Applejack got triggered by Peanut Butter?404 words
- Applejack was an Alicorn?347 words
- the author took a long, hard look at the earlier chapters?87 words
- The author discovered BBCode icons?30 words
- the Mane 6 were in Game-of-Thorns and needed glasses?286 words
- The author decided to write a chapter at 12:34 AM?298 words
- Spike took Twilight on a date?415 words
- Text size was directly related to volume?34 words
- the author decided to watch youtube and read comics instead of using their free-time after the competition to do something productive?38 words
- Bleglhsjxowvjcpsjwvwicowv35 words
- the author is currently on an incredibly long road trip and ended up turning around because the weather decided to puke slush-balls down on the road?103 words
- a buncha other stories the author wrote were crammed into a single crossover chapter?570 words
- Spike was a dog in Equestria, and a dragon in the EqG world?333 words
- The author decides to try writing a chapter using his phone?128 words
- Rainbow Dash worked at Starbucks?139 words
- The author had homework to do?32 words
- Starlight Glimmer the human in a "very" convincing costume came to Equestria?551 words
- The author once again had no idea what to write?17 words
- Twilight was suddenly salad?134 words
- Apache Helicopters overthrew Celestia?273 words
- Sunburst and Starlight switched places?491 words
- Canterlot was made of cheese?106 words
- Everypony became Alicorns?176 words
- Thorax wasn't actually a Changeling at all?228 words
- An absurdly large amount of flashlights entered Twilight's life?260 words
- Sunglasses fused to the back of Twilight's head and everypony thought that it was an entirely different pony?418 words
- This chapter was written on a phone with all the plagues of autocorrect?380 words
- Twilight's mane turned to cheese?126 words
- The author was simultaneously bored and didn't want to write an update but decided to anyways?78 words
- The author happened to have a huge buttload of things to do at once and began panicking because he didn't finish the 100 follower special in time yet and at the same time had to draw a freehand map of china for an assignment?44 words
- The author had his first Finals Test of the school year starting tomorrow?137 words
- There wasn't such thing as Netflix & Chill?76 words
- Cadance remained a pegasus?105 words
- The Smooze was actually just enchanted jello?184 words
- Every day was a relaxing day?389 words
- ...Heck? (What if the author no longer has any freakin' idea of what the site is anymore?)55 words
- Spike was suddenly the ruler of Equestria?90 words
- The author just couldn't write comedy anymore?32 words
- Spike was replaced with a sentient paperclip?345 words
- A bonus chapter was called for in relation to the previous chapter?60 words
- Rainbow Dash suddenly became a tank and Fluttershy was literally a giant Apache helicopter?199 words
- Meerkat meerkat muffins? OH YEAH!64 words
- The author finally axed a story after giving up on it months prior?54 words
- Applejack was perpetually tiny, and only grew smaller?76 words
- Pinkie Pie encountered a genie?833 words
- Rarity became an edgelord?105 words
- Rainbow Dash was her own mother?331 words
- The number 8 was used in almost every conversation ever?136 words
- Twilight never had friends to begin with?278 words
- Randomness happened?25 words
- Randomness happened 2?321 words
- This fic became meta?105 words
- Rainbow Dash was allergic to pies?57 words
- Randomness Happened 3?54 words
- The author got Netflix?11 words
- Spike had a dirty mind?65 words
- Space Cats?44 words
- Spike was a Kewl Boi?95 words
- The Mane 6 were just Twilight's various personalities?74 words
- The author was currently fixated on studying for yet another barrage of quizzes and tests?29 words
- The author now cannot sleep?40 words
- Randomness happened 4?43 words
- The Fried Chicken Dealer came to Twilight?393 words
- Applejack sold propane and propane accessories?63 words
- THE GREAT FLARPETY-FLARP MADE AN APPEARANCE?!?!54 words
- Randomness happened 5?88 words
- The author just wanted to play Minecraft but Comcast was just all like "NOPE! YOUR INTERNET'S DOWN NOW!"37 words
- It was all a simulation?219 words
- Spike was a goldfish?24 words
- Equestria was a giant loaf of bread?39 words
- Randomness happened 6?38 words
- The TRIGGERING happened?206 words
- Rarity was as nerdy as Twilight?146 words
- Twilight encountered a Salt Lick block?109 words
- The author lost his nice apple earbuds?115 words
- Rainbow Dash bucked a Big Barrel of Brutish Baddies?110 words
- Flubbadub?46 words
- Tirek was loving and kind?66 words
- This fic didn't exist?9 words
- Twilight had deep thoughts?112 words
- Rainbow Dash couldn't see glass?103 words
- The Great Potato War happened?291 words
- Homework happened?47 words
- Luna was a ragey internet teen?64 words
- Celestia was a salespony?38 words
- Net Neutrality was repealed?11 words
- Rarity had only BARELY realized that mirrors were a thing?123 words
- There was no such thing as beds?83 words
- Twilight suddenly became extremely commonplace and was practically a generic term?246 words
- Sugarcube Corner was a literal gingerbread house?70 words
- The author's internet functioned exactly as he expected it to?33 words
- Sammichachu?239 words
- all of Equestria was replaced with mattresses?143 words
- guest humanoid entity: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH17 words
- The author ultimately decided that this year sucked?134 words
- An argument started over whether or not Jack could fit on the plank?107 words
- Lyra wanted to be anything BUT a pony?124 words
- Luna had a startling realization?83 words
- The CEILING was lava?127 words
- LUNA was lava?143 words
- Luna was suddenly "fashionable"?101 words
- Luna didn't quite understand modern politics?146 words
- Applesauce?87 words
- Luna learned of Da Wae?79 words
- LATE NIGHT/EARLY MORNING THING?!108 words
- Luna's lava obsession landed her in an intervention?229 words
- NOT late night update?45 words
- The author was tired and sick?83 words
- The lava trope was finally killed off once and for all?191 words
- All the glass in Equestria was replaced with ice?144 words
- Princess Baguette?419 words
- Ponies had big floppy shoes instead of hooves?50 words
- The sky turned into a giant magnifying glass?100 words
- Celestia was betrayed by cake?261 words
- Universe.exe stopped responding?41 words
- Twilight was attracted to π?81 words
- Homework day?160 words
- Spike was a lawnmower?49 words
- The author really hasn't put much thought into this story anymore?57 words
- Spike was as obsessed with crystals as King Sombra?94 words
- Super cross-fic mashup metaness? (AKA What if Techieverse happened?)753 words
- Twilight wrote by hoof?84 words
- Terrible writing?84 words
- Rainbow Dash was an old mare?179 words
- Sunset Shimmer never turned on Celestia?168 words
- Starlight saw the barren wasteland for what it was?305 words
- Spike was Trixie's assistant?132 words
- WHAT ARE WE?!8 words
- This?1 words
- I actually was originally planning on an alternate sequel for Lab Horse before I ended up writing Pony-Me?1,239 words
- Ember told Spike they were married?118 words
- Pinkie Pie drank a ton of espresso?33 words
- Daring Do was Scootaloo's mom?343 words
- Chrysalis had chosen to reform when Starlight offered it?234 words
- Super secret project?46 words
- Super Secret Project part 2?5 words
- ROFLcopter?46 words
- Chapter suggestions opened up again?5 words
- Ponies were stupid?19 words
- PRAISE CELESTIA?!?!3 words
- Celestia and Luna were secretly robots that ran on cake?85 words
- The author couldn’t decide on an idea to use?5 words
- Rocket launcher launcher? (Alternative title: What if the title of this chapter was longer than the chapter itself?)3 words
- Ember was actually Spike's mom?40 words
- Applejack grew Pineapples instead of Apples?19 words
- Applejack's parents never died?126 words
- Iron Will did Twilight’s home remodeling?78 words
- Equestria followed the physics of Tetris?87 words
- The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (Beyond the Shimmering Sky)1,000 words
- The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (The Day the World Exploded)171 words
- The author took a hiatus from his hiatus because he was stuck in traffic while on vacation so he decided to lift the hiatus temporarily to do some "What If..."-ing?55 words
- A thing happened?112 words
- Sneak peek?566 words
- Near-end-of-hiatus chapter?14 words
- villains were defeated by a boot to the head?71 words
- THE BOARD OF EDUCATION?!54 words
- Chancellor Neighsay vs. the Board of Education?19 words
- REEEEEEEEEEEEE all your problems away!40 words
- HIATUS RETURNUS?!36 words
- Pinkie showed Twilight the fourth wall?72 words
- Starlight fixed Cranky and Matilda's wedding?379 words
- what if what if what if what if...?16 words
- Alpaca of darkness?35 words
- Heccbochs?81 words
- Equestria was a tabletop RPG?6 words
- Minions came to Equestria?34 words
- MORE minions came to Equestria?7 words
- all of the What Ifs happened at once?5 words
- Asparagus?36 words
- Rarity was star-struck by Spike instead of the other way around?57 words
- Spike was a full-grown dragon still living at the castle?42 words
- Sweetie Belle was a giraffe?9 words
- the equivalent binary narrative hierarchy interval indicated in Equestria is trans-multidimensionally predestined to conceptionally collapse into a metaphysical singularity of the observable spatiotemporal continuum?41 words
- Sweetie Belle accidentally brainwashed all of Equestria?191 words
- all ships became canon at once?9 words
- ponies discovered memes?2 words
- the Mane 6 were all the biological mothers of a single foal?90 words
- Spike ate Rarity's piano?23 words
- Sweetie Giraffe became a mascot?50 words
- Sweetie Giraffe + The Floor is Lava epic crossover?23 words
- Sweetie Giraffe grew to the size of the sun and broke the fourth wall?13 words
- you tried reading all the previous chapters except your head explodes from too much information?2 words
- the other 2 CMCs became giraffes as well and Equestria went to war over who was Best Giraffe?12 words
- Twilight whacked everyone with a ruler?5 words
- the guy with the moon head from the 90s McDonald's commercial Mac Tonight sells McDonald's goods with Big Macintosh?44 words
- Randomness happened 7?15 words
- Youtube died today? And then un-died? And then re-died again? And then revived again?19 words
- Ch33zb0rg3r?33 words
- Twilight read Twilight?17 words
- Discord had an existential crisis?30 words
- Staplers invaded Equestria?29 words
- Duel of the What Ifs?14 words
- the Techieverse Story Sing-ularity?19 words
- format C:?13 words
- Crows!34 words
- Twilight ate a quesadilla?91 words
- Discord babysat Flurry Heart?8 words
- Twilight stopped Flurry Heart before she could add additional ingredients to the pudding recipe?9 words
- Twilight stared at the camera like she was on The Office?32 words
- Pinkie had to glue the fourth wall back together?55 words
- Sidewards and Backways? (And upside-down, too!)10 words
- Luna got obsessed over lava and elephant boots again?25 words
- the narrator was coming up with a good idea but the lights went out and he forgot to save?2 words
- crappy red and black edgy alicorn OCs invaded Equestria?188 words
- Spike hatched Twilight?421 words
- Luna found a banacumber in space?173 words
- the Pillars of Equestria got into a seven-hour argument over the proper pronunciation of the onomatopoeia of attacks?62 words
- it started rain books?46 words
- Chapter name narrative?136 words
- Tech abuse?15 words
- Sweetie Giraffe invaded the internet?19 words
- Pinkie Pie overthrew Celestia and Luna?76 words
- Discord helped?81 words
- RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...14 words
- the author didn't know what to write anymore?27 words
- Cheese Sandwich was there too?14 words
- Minecraft invaded Equestria?72 words
- Spike molted at the same time that the CMCs got their Cutie Marks?17 words
- Sweetie Giraffe began to multiply while replacing Twilight's books with quesadillas and causing a literary singularity as the entire What If multiverse imploded upon itself?15 words
- Christmas Eve 2018 special?148 words
- Unnamed story idea #1?246 words
- it started all over again?456 words
- the author has been doing nothing but watching Smash Ultimate tournaments on Youtube instead of writing?29 words
- the Princesses had kirin traits?3 words
- The Spanish Inquisition invaded Equestria?22 words
- AN ARMY OF RIDICULOUS INFLATABLE SWAN THINGS INVADED EQUESTRIA?108 words
- Flashfic entry?150 words
- Mad Libs time?74 words
- Big Chungus entered Equestria?42 words
- Hasbro was part of the Kingdom Hearts canon in a story that wrote the author while Imperial Japan and Shaggy defeated the changelings before the latter decided to overthrow Celestia?326 words
- addendum to the previous chapter?51 words
- characters googled themselves?21 words
- Sleep-deprived keyboard slamming?23 words
- Big ol' something something sleepytime thingy?1,000 words
- HIATUS BREAKUS?!15 words
- Morgan Freeman came to (and voiced) Equestria?190 words
- Canterlot Castle tastes like banana?108 words
- Chapter 288?487 words
- TheMajorTechie was sent into Equestria?1,000 words
- Fanta in Equestria?173 words
- Equestria experienced a cultural Kirby revolution?126 words
- the Crystal Empire declared itself independent of Equestria?103 words
- Diamond Tiara found the Alicorn Amulet and took over Ponyville?186 words
- Randomness happened 8?83 words
- Tirek accidentally puked up all the magic, prompting Smartypants to become a real pony while worshipping Nightmare Moon because everything was taken literally for a day?115 words
- blep?7 words
- √169≠13?47 words
- every single horned pony in Equestria had their horns permanently fused together?101 words
- there was an entire chapter of this story dedicated to Maud eating cereal?32 words
- Lyra had A hand, and TheMajorTechie told Twilight to get some sun, already?53 words
- Twilight got a bad grade?50 words
- Starswirl's spell made Twilight an earth pony instead of an alicorn?67 words
- Twilight literally screamed her head off?125 words
- Holy heckin' heck?23 words
- the author has entered another writing hiatus after burning himself out?31 words
- Techie done diddly did a slep?10 words
- Big OOF!?17 words
- ♧☆●□~?31 words
- the author became his avatar? What if there was a request so specific it was basically already a chapter all by itself? What if every winged pony's wings got stuck together? What if Spike only spoke in kazoo sounds? What if the entire comment section341 words
- all the earth ponies' hooves got stuck together?93 words
- Twilight adopted the Changeling filly version of herself?26 words
- Spike ate Twilight's bathtub, leading to an FBI raid?103 words
- Story pitch: HELP, I'VE DISPLACED MYSELF AND I CAN'T GET OOOOOUUUUUT!1,083 words
- Story pitch: At the Edge of Forever615 words
- Story pitch: Wolf Railguns, among other things & stuff401 words
- Story pitch: Manufacture667 words
- Story pitch: And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.160 words
- A bot wrote this chapter?604 words
- 420 mega-Techieverse crossover thing again?22 words
- Surprise mid-hiatus update because the author is bored and actually has a tiny bit of free time in the middle of the night again?1,729 words
- Story pitch: Worlds Reset158 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Sweetie Belle?32 words
- Opal decided to fight Sweetie Giraffe (for disturbing her nap)?48 words
- Think thank thonk... Thanos?5 words
- I can try?77 words
- HTML test thing?26 words
- Story pitch: Worlds Reset (again)152 words
- 100 word slashfic ship for Super Trampoline?96 words
- Sneak peek + question about Worlds Reset?475 words
- I decided to actually take a look at the suggestions on my Discord server?74 words
- Story pitch: Table Legs222 words
- Randomness happened 9?262 words
- Unnamed story idea #2?28 words
- Chrysalis didn't exist and Cadance was actually the changeling queen?46 words
- Fragmented, disconnected thoughts of absolute randomness (Randomness happened 10)?262 words
- Twilight went insane over all the strange chapters she’s written?47 words
- It was time to purge unused comments again?54 words
- Twilight accidentally robbed a bank?156 words
- Rickroll?40 words
- Sonata met Deadpool?26 words
- Scarf?24 words
- Twilight hit a data limit?67 words
- Starswirl and Celestia had a difference of opinion and Twilight had to pick a side?83 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 1?252 words
- Welcome to Ponyville Armpitheatre?28 words
- there were so many entries that the author accidentally repeated a story?82 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 2?23 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 3?15 words
- Twilight headed her scream off?27 words
- Banassacre?39 words
- Randomness happened 11?116 words
- The Hole?63 words
- Unpublished story #1: [One More Time]?1,748 words
- Unpublished story #2: [One Last Time]?1,338 words
- Story pitch: A Dream Ended166 words
- Unpublished story #3: [μParallels]?755 words
- Celestia was a chatroom/server moderator?171 words
- Bob the Builder was a changeling?17 words
- Story pitch: The Quest to Send Celestia Hurtling Into the Sun?221 words
- Story pitch: Into Equestria169 words
- Pinkie got offended by a plant?72 words
- idk, stuff happened?112 words
- Cozy Glow was sent to the Equestria Girls world instead?125 words
- Chapter 365?453 words
- Techie hasn't updated anything recently and feels an invisible nagging pressure to write something before the crowd rises with pitchforks in hand?58 words
- The author's been too busy focusing on writing original fiction and a CERTAIN upcoming flagship story?42 words
- the Ponies had to make an Arbys ad?43 words
- Story pitch: The Pony of Many Talents112 words
- Advanced Stupid? (Randomness happened 13)90 words
- Discord was Twilight’s imaginary friend?56 words
- it was still all a simulation?596 words
- Spike became Santa Claus while Mr. Beast came to Ponyville, introducing Rarity to Hot Topic and Pinkie to Angry Birds resulting in her laughter becoming the world's most powerful non-nuclear fuel source?14 words
- hooves were replaced with feet?95 words
- tonkman was bored and wanted to write something without caring about any kind of consistency across chapters? (Randomness happened 14)477 words
- wings were replaced with hands?13 words
- inverted table?35 words
- every other pony turned into a cat?71 words
- the rest of 'em turned into dogs?65 words
- Celestia was replaced by Discord?38 words
- Haha lol the author is watching anime tonight?46 words
- Twilight beat the Wuhan Coronavirus by weakening it with Modelovirus with help from the Bud Knight while the universe imploded?84 words
- Spike's left knee started talking?114 words
- Spike's right knee started disagreeing with his left?60 words
- the closet skeleton apocalypse happened, resulting in everybody's knees being sacrificed to the shy, skinless, organ-less skeletal invaders?288 words
- the comments got absolutely buried?96 words
- Overlord Spike the Mighty?240 words
- yams?156 words
- Twilight Starchle?94 words
- Spike was literally just a spike?64 words
- Luna sunk the Titanic?31 words
- randomness #whatever?82 words
- randomness #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?388 words
- Carosel Boutique moonlighted as a soup store?281 words
- Rainbow Trix took over the cereal industry?217 words
- Pinkie Pie had chocolate syrup for blood, while all the ponies of Equestria suddenly gained hands while Rainbow Trix fought Sweetie Giraffe for dominance?292 words
- Late Pi day?86 words
- there was a single roll of toilet paper left on the shelf?117 words
- sleep was never a thing?51 words
- ponies questioned round doorknobs?240 words
- the doorknob was square instead?89 words
- March 32nd?25 words
- Pinkie Pie broadened her horizons?72 words
- all the pegasi turned into flightless birds?90 words
- all the Earth ponies became convinced that they were cats?59 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met something taller?141 words
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for the AAAAAAAAAAAAAth time?59 words
- Alicorn Pinkie traveled back in time to make herself an alicorn, thus completing the time loop?141 words
- regular Pinkie went foreward in time to stop herself from becoming an alicorn, thus creating the time loop?61 words
- ponies tried to use human keyboards?72 words
- randomness #heckin' heck i've been busy?292 words
- Pinkie and Twilight had a heated debate about the differences between ladders and step-ladders?102 words
- Sombra tried to *REDACTED* Equestria as his next evil plot?138 words
- Randomness #heckity heck?76 words
- ya boi Tonk came to Equestria?54 words
- Tonkus met the Ponkus?52 words
- pigeon?53 words
- you forgot to turn subtitles on?147 words
- Twilight being afraid of quesadillas was just an act?93 words
- Everything was on fire?63 words
- Cadance was jealous of Twilight for having Spike sell her microwave to a monkey?175 words
- this chapter was written by an AI?184 words
- Twilight explained why the laws of robotics were bullsh!t to her microwave before slamming her hot pocket into it?84 words
- the screaming never stopped?46 words
- spears of asparagus were viable weapons?50 words
- Apple Bloom was secretly a donut that was part of a lineage of sentient pastries created by Pinkie Pie that would go on to start a revolution?158 words
- words were done literally?71 words
- what if, but long?247 words
- Sweetie and Scoots kept doing stupid stuff and appul filly no liek?159 words
- Pinkie and Cadence had a competition to see who was the pinkest?58 words
- Sweetie Giraffe did a commission?107 words
- everything was opposite for a day?68 words
- everyone still hated Sunset Shimmer until the Friendship Games?243 words
- Equestria is just Ohio?103 words
- T̴̝̈̿͐̋̑̌́͒h̶̢̢͚̠̦̭̟͓̯̳̫̪̘͉͎̊̀̃̊͑́͋̌̌͘͘ḙ̴͉̬͇̰̫͂́͝ ̶̢͙͔͎̋̈́̾̐͂̀̈́̿̀̓V̴̢͓̗̟̼͔̤̳͇̭͈͉̣͛͝ŏ̵͍͉̻͎̯̙͓̹̬̩̀͜͜í̵̗̼̘͇͓́d̶̢̻̬̿̀͌͐̋́̈́̅̏̎̎͆͆̈͠ ate Equestria?27 words
- Pinkie Pie was Florida Man?15 words
- zombies but rated-E and stuff?39 words
- Pinkie discovered Biohazard Coffee?42 words
- Sweetie Giraffe Bot?23 words
- Sweetie Belle vs. Sweetie Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe?79 words
- The author didn't have the time to think about a good chapter at the moment?34 words
- Celestia became a bell while Angel became the rabbit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and subsequently took over Equestria?39 words
- quicksand?41 words
- water was replaced with lemon juice?29 words
- breadboi took over Equestria?78 words
- Everyone was named Phil?101 words
- the four Sweeties staged a coup, and Luna was too busy playing Ourcraft to even try stopping them?119 words
- There was no chapter today?20 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Breadboi?75 words
- Sweetie Giraffe became bread?41 words
- Sweetie Giraffe discovered mirrors?31 words
- a secondary moon apped?88 words
- inverted unicorn?23 words
- running gag?42 words
- pegasi randomly exploded?18 words
- Jorts?32 words
- unicorns randomly imploded?36 words
- hekdoejen?33 words
- prompt: They came for him one winter's night.23 words
- “What if The Great and Powerful Trixie met Ego Boost?”69 words
- the running gag appeared in the next chapter?34 words
- Tirek vs. Flurry Heart?67 words
- prison break?65 words
- Luna forgot Celestia's name?92 words
- Sweetie Giraffe spontaneously combusted?52 words
- heat wave?56 words
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAgain?69 words
- a Chinese dragon who is definitely not Discord but a Chinese dragon named Dorcsid, breaks out of Holder's Boulder and challenges Sweetie Giraffe for the fate of Equestria?105 words
- the portal to the world of Equestria Girls was replaced to one that went to an infinite plane of cheesecake?31 words
- the Cake family was a lie?41 words
- Sweetie Giraffe and Long Starlight meet?78 words
- the cheesecake was strawberry?100 words
- a fully coherent chapter using only five different words?5 words
- Rainbow Trix returned in the most over the top way that Involved buzzsaws, discords left toe, making out with Luna and thirty five sentient forks?144 words
- the Apple family were literally Apples?93 words
- Elephant Boots made a comeback?82 words
- Luna passed a law that everyone had to wear elephant boots?96 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was ˢᵐᵒˡ?52 words
- every set of elephant boots had elephant boots?71 words
- 95% of everything was on fire?60 words
- Celestia from "Hang in There Luna, I'll be right back" fought Sweetie Giraffe?113 words
- Twilight just started inexplicably speaking backwards?51 words
- Sweetie Giraffe had a cult of tallness?46 words
- everyone forgot the word “the”?80 words
- the royal security guards were insecurity guards?72 words
- Discord legitimately slipped on a banana peel?23 words
- nopony could stand to hear the word "it?"73 words
- the author remembered Applejack exists?38 words
- noclip got turned on for everypony?67 words
- the characters for this chapter were the most frequent commenters?158 words
- metallic objects were made out of high explosive?19 words
- Twilight wrote down her most recent nightmare?50 words
- floor suddenly change places with ceiling?58 words
- every time anypony accidentally bumped into somepony else, a street fighter-style fight broke out between somepony else?43 words
- Twilight started leaking purple?30 words
- Twilight's name was Twilight Snarkle?14 words
- moon was made of cake and Celestia found out?35 words
- Twilight's name was Twilight Snorkel?31 words
- Applejack ran out of bucks to give?27 words
- Fluttershy is the imposter?56 words
- running gag battle royal?171 words
- Twilight's treebrary just popped back into existence?46 words
- Raridash trash?35 words
- two ponies kissed? 😱47 words
- Shrek appeared in Equestria?60 words
- the author finally snapped?54 words
- Pinkie Pie accidentally foiled the entire US Government?105 words
- sleepy Twilight took over the universe?127 words
- every time pinkie pie jumped, a new and pointless law was installed?151 words
- the laws of physics had to be enforced?135 words
- the time police arrested Starlight and Twilight for tampering with the timeline in "Cutie Re-mark"?57 words
- they ran out of time(jail)?122 words
- Starlight was ruled by three Equestrias?82 words
- every pony in Equestria was mandated a magical 6-foot radius social distancing sphere? (Princesses included!)81 words
- Equestria was ruled by three Starlights?613 words
- the princesses were the only ones forklift certified?34 words
- yoshi was in Equestria?51 words
- Silver Spoon was a toaster?23 words
- Diamond Tiara was bread?19 words
- twenty more chapters of ponies being turned into household appliances?632 words
- Celestia and Luna were robots being controlled by ants?22 words
- the sun was made of jalepeño chips?29 words
- everyone thought the world was going to end?70 words
- the nuclear apocalypse came and nobody cared?119 words
- Fluttershy was a tree the whole time?50 words
- an army of dead memes came to steal Celestia's cake?406 words
- the moon got sent to Luna?38 words
- Clippy became the newest Princess?55 words
- Celestia was a broom, Luna was a mop, Cadance was a duster, and Flurry Heart was a McDonalds McFlurry that spilled on the floor?135 words
- the Elements if Harmony were made of beans?33 words
- story concept: Strands?556 words
- It was all a simulation?535 words
- Celestia wasn't who she said she was?186 words
- Sweetie Giraffe boots?45 words
- the zambos are comin' (plants vs. zambos)?126 words
- The Conversion Burro?65 words
- Celestia was voiced by John deLancie?19 words
- Cream cheese was considered forbidden by Equestrian law until it campaigned for and gained equal rights, leading to its conquering of Equestria as part of a plan by Sweetie Giraffe Bot, our lord and savior, to stay relevant, but this plan was soon hijacke152 words
- Spike got an email from a Nigerian prince?51 words
- Spike's pet phoenix, Peewee, inherited the Nigerian throne?47 words
- Sombra was wearing a sombrero and doing the samba while somber music was playing for Simba's dad?144 words
- Twilight became an Alicorn by Celestia fusing her with one of the Earth Pony and Pegasus members of the Mane 6 (Your choice)?55 words
- Celestia, Luna, and Discord got arrested by Child Services for turning Cozy Glow into stone?154 words
- Luna was mad at Santa because he didn't get her any vidya games?66 words
- story concept: The Oracles?189 words
- XKCD found this story and sued the author for copyright infringement?19 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was never tall?19 words
- Scootaroo?41 words
- sleep sought out ponies who were awake after midnight... with a bat?89 words
- Rainbow Dash was a weeb?20 words
- Sweetie Giraffe on a pogo stick?41 words
- Pinkie is the only one of the main 6 who didn't believe in Santa, but doesn't say anything because it brings everyone else happiness?240 words
- Story concept: Picture Me in Neon Colors?228 words
- Applejack couldn't get out of bed?41 words
- Granny Smith had Life Alert?54 words
- the sun moves just to make Celestia think she controls the sun?46 words
- the Mane Six were whalers?118 words
- Flurry Heart became the princess of Light Bulbs?54 words
- the sun died and Flurry Heart saved the day by replacing it with a lightbulb?74 words
- Horse Empire attacked Equestria because a Bron- I mean a Pony wanted their knees?74 words
- Pinkie had a sugar crash?187 words
- Twilight's magic did the opposite of what she expected it to do?330 words
- 2020 didn't end?38 words
- everything, and everyone, Cadance touched turned to crystal?60 words
- every mattress in equestria was replaced with a live bear?24 words
- dog barks sounded like pseudo swears?17 words
- story concept: When The Dust Settles119 words
- Chrysalis was trapped in a room with pinkie on a tangent?53 words
- everyone suddenly decided hand holding was an ok thing to to?37 words
- somone randomly booping change lings?47 words
- Twilight was eternally sleep deprived?28 words
- Apple Bloom was Apple Boom?26 words
- Silver Spoon was a silver spoon?43 words
- Karma Endangered met Scootaloo in Scootaloo's Soup Store?130 words
- Karma Endangered encountered Sweetie Giraffe?20 words
- Scootaloo was a non newtonian fluid?51 words
- an FBI agent censored a chapter?137 words
- Apple Boom was actually Apple Bloom?37 words
- Applejack was a jacked apple?81 words
- Twilight decided she'd rather eat donuts than confront Celestia about Nightmare Moon in episode one?171 words
- something about background ponies?91 words
- Rainbow laid an egg?46 words
- story pitch: Jack of no trades, master of all?363 words
- Equestria ran on internet explorer?72 words
- Rarity couldn't help save the world because Opal was in her lap?43 words
- OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?!345 words
- OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?! (part 2)271 words
- Willy Wonka didn't actually have any cake? (OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING PART 3)140 words
- the reason there were no cakes is because Lex Luthor took all forty of them? (That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.) (OOMPA LOOMPA PART 4)106 words
- Twilight was replaced by a hamburger?81 words
- a chapter to "officially" make What If a G5 story?50 words
- everything was the same... except Twilight was replaced by a velociraptor?59 words
- Twilight drives a Ford Raptor?44 words
- Story pitch: Deeps658 words
- this is g5?70 words
- Discord was a plastic beef patty?64 words
- everyone suddenly forgot Celestia and Luna existed?101 words
- Twilight got Rickrolled?37 words
- late St. Patrick's Day thing?31 words
- Applejack got a tank?57 words
- the pony are mad?125 words
- Lightning Dust choked on a waffle?21 words
- Twilight was locked in a room full of quesadillas, ladybugs, and books that were out of order?50 words
- Izzy Moonbow skewered more things with her horn?152 words
- Twilight was forced to burn a book?103 words
- nothing?132 words
- something happened?105 words
- PINKIE WAS’NT CONTROLLING THE AUTHORS LAPTOP BUT THE AUTHOR........71 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was a pony?51 words
- Scootaloo committed arson?31 words
- Scootaloo committed our son?39 words
- Phone typed chapter because screw it im not pulling my tablet out rn and I have midterms again so yay sleep deprivation?168 words
- angel is a devil?106 words
- Angel was a mini gun that shot deviled eggs at an angle?70 words
- Author Twilight fell asleep at her desk and smudged the next chapter?95 words
- the rogue tree grew taller than Sweetie Giraffe?57 words
- Sweetie Giraffe went technicolor?74 words
- the what ifs all stopped being what ifs?113 words
- Twilight got scammed by a Nigerian prince?92 words
- Twilight accidentally scammed a Nigerian prince?46 words
- all of MLP was just a ploy by Twilight to hypnotise people into giving her money so she could buy more books?56 words
- Story pitch: Goddess Inkarnate309 words
- Twilight was a Nigerian prince?53 words
- Twilight was tech support?79 words
- Twilight was too busy studying to write a chapter?60 words
- we had a chapter that wasn't about Twilight?101 words
- communist penguins invaded ponyville?64 words
- Spike became addicted to salsa dip?84 words
- salsa dip got Spiked?53 words
- the mane six constantly get pegged by high velocity cheese every Thursday afternoon at 3:47 on the dot, and there's nothing they can do to prevent it?67 words
- Spike got salsa dipped and became one with the salsa?92 words
- there never was a what if question?62 words
- Twilight finally went into therapy for writing all of this?103 words
- Twilight was a ghost but didn't care?62 words
- Equestria suddenly collapsed into itself trying to grasp modern scientific concepts?32 words
- rainbow dash lived a double life?169 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was the protagonist?59 words
- everything in Equestria was hampter powered?105 words
- Spike poured a bottle of soy sauce onto Twilights head?25 words
- the Mane 6 could break the fourth wall?258 words
- Discord was bored?37 words
- sweetie giraffe turned everyone in Ponyville into stock images of flames?10 words
- Equestria was overrun with various canines?211 words
- The Elements of Harmony turned Discord into Ice instead of stone?44 words
- Smolder turned into a dog?28 words
- Elements turned Discord into ice cream?54 words
- Austin Pets Alive renamed all the ponies of Equestria?181 words
- Twilight lost Jeopardy because she forgot to phrase her answer as a question?25 words
- Celestia meets her counterpart?44 words
- existential dread was instilled upon all of Equestria because of Kurzgesagt?137 words
- Elements of harmony were guns?645 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was on the moon?47 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Sweaty Jiraf?89 words
- Sweetie Giraffe and Sweaty Jiraf were on the sun?35 words
- Sweaty Jiraf stopped sweating?63 words
- all the comments on this chapter were combined to create the next chapter?20 words
- Randomness #18: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA315 words
- there was a chapter that was a rewrite of the first chapter except with all of the words in the comment section removed or replaced with synonyms?575 words
- Spike was a bottle of Shampoo?40 words
- world peace was achieved because Celestia farted?50 words
- Nightmare Moon was banished to Ohio instead?265 words
- Spike was a dragon?15 words
- Twilight became an earth pony instead of an alicorn?88 words
- Big Mac became a Big Mac? Actually, what if he was a whopper?87 words
- Chapter 665 and a hiatus 'til Friday the 13th for 66661 words
- Super spoopy chapter 666?6,666 words
- Twilight liked very, very, very dark chocolate?51 words
- the earth ponies were even MORE over the top when they saw Izzy?63 words
- MLP a New Generation was just a fanfiction written by the Crusaders?169 words
- the Crusaders' MLP A New Generation fanfic got edited by Twilight?75 words
- Earth pony news? (Villager news with earth ponies.)151 words
- Luna got too obsessed with Sailor Moon?32 words
- Apple Bloom had an automatic grenade launcher?146 words
- the remnants of Pineapples Inc. retaliated with the wolf railgun?63 words
- the CMC needed that trenchcoat shaped like a turtleneck but it was still in the wash?62 words
- Nightmare Moon was turned into stone instead of banished to the moon?45 words
- stone was turned into Nightmare Moon?121 words
- Celestia had to control the tides now that the moon is gone?183 words
- a certain Spinosaurus ruined the micro-story by suggesting that the Kurzgesagt duck take over Equestria?62 words
- Spike got his snout stuck in a can of spaghetti o's?70 words
- they were cursed to only eat off-brands, which caused Spike to get stuck in a can of spaghetti rings?106 words
- ice turned into NMM?76 words
- Frosty wanted his hat back, and hired somebody to get it back for him? (y'know, since he's not usually very animate without that hat)443 words
- Celestia and Luna just talked about things like rational adults rather than, y’know, that whole Nightmare Moon business?38 words
- Lulu Giraffe and Sweetie Giraffe had a height-off?1 words
- Randomness happened (#20 I think)?83 words
- nothing happened for once?29 words
- Izzy just HAD to try the time travel spell she found?78 words
- memes were brought to Equestria?155 words
- Rainbow Dash was a pegaSUS?69 words
- Twilight tried to badly explain the history of the entire world, i guess?113 words
- Pipp lost her phone?62 words
- Pipp DID get taller?1 words
- bringing the crystals together did something entirely different?41 words
- bringing the crystals together didn't do something entirely different?56 words
- Izzy covered Sunny with lots of Glitter?42 words
- Izzy bedazzled everyone's faces?44 words
- life is a video game?117 words
- Sandbar had fallen for Ocellus instead of Yona?41 words
- Twilight and Sunny switched places?116 words
- Tall Pipp tripped?5 words
- zipp was the one who got the note from young sunny instead of Izzy?55 words
- Celestia banned Daylights savings?49 words
- argyle was still alive?39 words
- Argyle was banished to the moon? (Keep in mind that there’s no magic.)83 words
- Zephyr Breeze was king of Zephyr Heights?103 words
- dinosaur for absolutely no reason?71 words
- 0 word chapter?1 words
- pies and cakes switched places?203 words
- someone ended yet another universe by blasting Megalovania?37 words
- The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The128 words
- saying "mayonnaise" made a random unicorn explode?85 words
- Rainbow Dash was secretly a super genius whose intelligence rivals Twilight’s?298 words
- saying a forbidden word teleported you to another world?56 words
- if what?44 words
- Equestria's anti-virus stopped working?121 words
- Twilight Sparkle became a bodybuilder?58 words
- just this once, a universe didn't end?80 words
- Shaggy appeared in Equestria and used 2% of his power?122 words
- MLP: The Next Generation was all one big fever dream?63 words
- My Little Pony was "Generic Sci-Fi Show?"80 words
- the minute Sprout said 'Discord' in his song, Discord appeared.24 words
- mayonnaise?144 words
- Alumx's Celestia was canon?45 words
- Luna got launched all the way into the next star system (ours)?35 words
- Spike worshiped Chef Boyardee?65 words
- Rainbow was a swarm of Parasprites in the shape of a Pegasus and nobody noticed?43 words
- instead of knowing how to do it instantly, Spike took 20 minutes learning how to fly when he first grew his wings after his molt?61 words
- Spike hit Twilight over the head with a roll of Bounty?47 words
- boss music started playing?80 words
- Celestia was full of Pilk?60 words
- pinkie had a pandoras box or something similar?101 words
- the Crystal Empire ran on the Source engine, but the rest of Equestria was on Unreal?35 words
- Twilight accidentally turned everypony in Equestria into alicorns?83 words
- Butter Knife woke up in an extrodinarily frilly dress?147 words
- someone gave gummy a gun?40 words
- Twilight bought Spike a Switch for Hearth's Warming?112 words
- nothing bad happened to Butter Knife?131 words
- spike wake up in among us ?54 words
- Sunset was asked if she ever heard of Among Us?80 words
- Among Us except it’s only impostors?85 words
- Twilight brought the generic brand of Chef Boyardee instead?54 words
- smol pip had hypnotic powers and attempted to use them on sweetie giraffe?1 words
- Sweetie Giraffe returned?41 words
- the cake Celestia bought was a lie?65 words
- Chef Boyardee went out of business?67 words
- we had an idea how we got here? :trollestia:114 words
- Zombies?24 words
- Twilight replaced the Chef Boyardee with Spaghettios?72 words
- zombies weren't that bad because ponies don't eat meat?45 words
- What if Rainbow Dash was actually a zombie, and on nightmare night she ate everypony's brains?34 words
- Apple family was responsible for Bloom and Doom Co.?50 words
- someone tried to assinate rainbow dash... with a rubber ducky.65 words
- it started raining bananas and Discord had nothing to do with it?41 words
- Applejack became Bananajack?142 words
- Twilght tried to micromanage all of Ponyville?116 words
- Twilight tried to microwave all of Ponyville?433 words
- Twilight started a melon spire and Bobert got jealous?143 words
- Twilight found a cure for stupid?92 words
- Twilight's status as melon queen gave her a frighteningly loyal bat pony army?166 words
- Twilight's plan of connecting Equus and the moon with melons attracted Sweetie Giraffe because it was too tall?62 words
- Sunburst and Starlight weren't childhood friends?818 words
- the root vegetable kingdom won the space race Twilight accidentally started?71 words
- Chancellor Neighsay was the main antagonist of School Raze instead of Cozy Glow?47 words
- .....why?48 words
- Pinkie discovered ruby chocolate?37 words
- they connected the moon to the earth so that it was dangling down and not standing tall?68 words
- Twilight made immor-tall-i-tea?131 words
- Grubber become a twist villain in the My Little Pony Movie (2017)?164 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was (heavens no) benevolent?133 words
- Twilight was yellow instead of purple?1,194 words
- Sprout ruled the equality village instead of Starlight Glimmer?47 words
- the giant robot broke down?52 words
- Twinana started a banana republic.66 words
- become a vampire hedgehog named "Grubbicula" and hungers for blood.52 words
- Apploosa declared war on the banana Republic?95 words
- What if the Banana Republic figured out how to grow in the ground and sprout back out of it?146 words
- the intro chapter was rewritten?511 words
- Spike dug a hole to China?37 words
- Legion of Doom won because they were all forklift certified?167 words
- Chancellor Neighsay had a reason for his racist behavior?215 words
- Legion of Doom from the DC comics sued the MLP Legion of Doom?106 words
- Forklift Alliance took applications for new members?155 words
- Discord's Forklift Alliance fell apart because the fishhooks kept poking the pokers?101 words
- Tempest was Neighsay's long lost childhood friend?83 words
- it is the end of the world as we know it and Celestia feels fine.:trollestia:147 words
- Spike the Dog became a mascot?12 words
- the members of the Forklift Alliance lost their certifications,659 words
- all of the other civilizations of the universe united against the root vegetable kingdom?72 words
- Celestia was replaced by Clippy?91 words
- the final battle was absolute, unbridled, braincell destroying chaos?186 words
- the world actually was ending, but it affected absolutely no one?140 words
- Rarity woke up with a potato on her horn?107 words
- Rarity was Rare Tea?88 words
- Equestria was located in a galaxy far, far away?109 words
- someone tried to assassinate the princesses as a joke?70 words
- Scootaloo had a Twin?37 words
- Scootaloo had an EVIL twin?72 words
- the forklifts became pony certified?91 words
- the Forklift Six defeated Nightmare Mover?202 words
- Princess Lift Truck had trouble reintigrating into the worksite?115 words
- Moon Mart then had a big two for one sale on forklifts?153 words
- potatoes were rare?193 words
- Fluttershy married a cabbage?176 words
- the real reason Fluttershy married the cabbage instead of Discord was because he was unbased and had skill issues?58 words
- one of Fluttershy's turkeys wanted to be based and redpilled, but being a turkey, it had to settle for being baste and breadpilled?226 words
- Twilight had an IQ higher than Einstein?80 words
- Big Mac the Big Mac met Flurry Heart the McFlurry?41 words
- Spike the strange purple rock who actually needed to wake up?145 words
- Gummy got dentures?32 words
- Rarity found a way to make her hats have unusual effects?101 words
- Spike also developed ice breathe?47 words
- Pinkie Pie ate too much pudding?63 words
- Sunny Scarstout?24 words
- man door hand hook car door?186 words
- Mount Canterlot turned into chocolate?57 words
- Tirek and cozy glow had a mentor student relationship. Like Twilight and Celestia have? ( Platonic relationship I feel forced to add this as some people may take the word relationship wrong)99 words
- like Celestia, Tirek was just using the mentor relationship with Cozy as a means to get her to do all the hard work so he could relax?116 words
- ......what???93 words
- Scootaloo was sent to Tartarus for tax evasion149 words
- tartar sauce was the punishment in Tartarus?53 words
- Rarity got sent back to her home planet?97 words
- Spike was replaced with Spyro?218 words
- the Spyro figurine was a SPY?130 words
- the SPYro figurine was trying to sabotage MLP G5?45 words
- bug bear was just looking for a date?42 words
- PInkie Pie broke a Pinkie promise?59 words
- Rarity was an oreo instead of a marshmallow?54 words
- Equestria was saved from an invasion because they used Rarity the Oreo as a peace offering?46 words
- someone put the Rareos next to Applejacks cereal?84 words
- Rareo took over the aliens? What if that only worked because the aliens were close relatives of ants?47 words
- they ran out of Rareos and had to switch to a different brand?50 words
- Sweetie Bell tried to make her own Rareos40 words
- the next chapter didn't have any vowels?58 words
- a door collapsing did have consequences but only in the past?92 words
- Twilight actually won the Ponyville Trivia Trot Game?135 words
- Spike pressed the wrong button?87 words
- the reward for winning Trivia Trot was 1 (one) AT-4 disposable, single-use anti-tank rocket launcher?112 words
- Celestia switched places with a sentient whale just before the impact?146 words
- the explosion sent the whale to the moon?80 words
- the whale's order was Big Smoke's order from GTA: San Andreas?113 words
- the whale used the stale food to survive the heat death of the universe and became the new universe by process of elimination?170 words
- cake was considered a weapon of mass destruction?99 words
- in the new whlae universe everyone had blow holes93 words
- twilight never chased the prophecy about luna calling it bogus and never wrote a letter to Celestia. would Celestia still send her to ponyvile (based on the fact in the comics it's canon the only reason Celestia knows her latest student will fulfill256 words
- Scootaloo was on The Price Is Right?77 words
- Equestria is full of cringe :/?61 words
- Angel Bunny hid Discords deodorant? [Honestly idk first thing that popped into my head when i decided to disregard all previous context]99 words
- Twilight realized gelatin is commonly made from animal hooves?171 words
- Celestia had non-regenerating hooves?64 words
- eating too much jello makes you grow hooves?158 words
- the mirror pool made Rainbow Dash clones that had Rarity's personality?93 words
- Rainbow Dash was the defect clone all along?77 words
- Twilight was Luna's daughter..... again171 words
- Whale universe got duplicated by the mirror pool while it was still malfunctioning and giving all the clones hard core Rarity vibes?59 words
- Rariwhale was the princess of Wales?31 words
- Celestia became tiny and turns into a Breezie" ??18 words
- ponies generally had trouble counting?27 words
- Spike threw a remote at a painting of Celestia? And what if the painting of Celestia caught that remote?99 words
- Equestria updated its physics engine?68 words
- Luna broke the record for eating the most cheese quesadillas from Sweetie Taco Belle in a single sitting?12 words
- ShadOwObolts?59 words
- Scootaloot read the fine print and found a loophole out of that contract?102 words
- the next chapter was a rickroll?144 words
- Rarity tried to be French, but couldn't because France doesn't exist?150 words
- Sombra wore a sombrero?95 words
- someone stole his maracas?54 words
- rainbow Dash was evil the entire time.126 words
- someone stole Sweetie Giraffe?52 words
- Scootaloo was a ghost?13 words
- Rainbow Dash was a defect clone of Celestia132 words
- Rainbow Dash took over Equestria with her DNA test?31 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was Santa?59 words
- Celestia's coolness was negative, making Rainbow's coolness even more negative?298 words
- Sunny and Izzy switched roles in the movie?33 words
- Pinkie just stored her food in her cheeks like a hamster?51 words
- Twilight took "New Year New You" far to literally and started changing everything and everyone around her?186 words
- this story turned seven years old?700 words
- there actually was a serious chapter for once? Like, no trolling gimmicks, just something mildly serious...but also involving PvZ for some reason???233 words
- twilight never started writing what ifs. so we must ask. What if Octavia had a crush on Spike?23 words
- all the pies turned into cakes and all the cakes turned into pies?231 words
- Rainbow Dash was sus?57 words
- Twilight Sparkle was E V E R Y P O N Y?375 words
- Pinkie Pie got food poisoning?54 words
- instead of Celestia banishing Nightmare Moon, she accidentally banished the moon?156 words
- the moon banished Celestia and Luna to Equestria?55 words
- Twilight banned Canned Ravioli after Spike kept getting his snout stuck in the can?113 words
- Celestia and Luna stole the moon as revenge?88 words
- Chef Boyardee sought revenge for being banned?190 words
- we found out what was in Luna's g4m3r cl0s3t™?328 words
- Luna promoted a new brand of cheese?1,250 words
- a new hoof touches the beacon?18 words
- Twilight Spaghetti and friends used the Elements of Pasta and the Magic of Fettuccine to fight off Chef Boyardee?52 words
- the Mane 6 realized they couldn't truly defeat Chef Boyardee since Italians can move up to Mach 3 speeds?43 words
- more Chef Boyardee shenanigans?147 words
- nobody expected the spanish inquisition?41 words
- Rainbow Dash was dared to stick a lightbulb in her mouth?67 words
- ZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOE44 words
- Everything was the same except that Rainbow Dash was forklift certified?64 words
- It was going to yeet tomorrow?61 words
- there was more dakka?65 words
- there was LESS dakka?74 words
- there was just the right amount of dakka?95 words
- there was too much dakka?71 words
- Luna made Taco Tuesday mandatory?100 words
- Story pitch: Fractures1,277 words
- Equestria was saved with cringe?148 words
- the rusty safety scissors took over Equestria as it's rightful ruler instead?268 words
- Celestia was a Jedi master?111 words
- This chapter was written at 2 am on a phone?138 words
- Pinkie Pie was secretly not pink?89 words
- Pinkie Pie was secretly not Pie? Like an unholy brussel-sprouts-broccoli-cauliflower amalgamation?140 words
- Pajama Sam ruled Ponyville (and then Equestria after that)?72 words
- somepony teleported bread?133 words
- Celestia was so eepy?133 words
- the author did a serious chapter?329 words
- Trixie forged an alliance with an unkindness of ravens?131 words
- Catra, Scorpia, and Entrapta steal Rainbow Dash's secret stash of garlic bread?271 words
- instead of friendship or whatever, Twilight beat Tirek with Missiles of Nuclear Justice140 words
- Fluttershy sued the fandom for using her face as a profanity censor?42 words
- Applejack and Rainbow Dash's Elements of Harmony were switched?61 words
- Fluttershy and Rarity's elements were snitched?69 words
- Twilight and Pinkie's elements were stitched?121 words
- Princess Twilight kept a shrunken version of Celestia in her pocket for advice?160 words
- Twilight was just a figment of Princess Celestia's imagination?785 words
- the shrunken Celestia was evil the whole time?239 words
- Protect Pudding Paradox?107 words
- Techie didn't break Fimfiction in the next chapter?43 words
- Changelings invaded Japan (300 years ago)?124 words
- Fimfiction broke the space time continuum?190 words
- the only one able to fix the space time continuum was Hackerman?284 words
- the space time continuum decided to take a vacation from all the bs going on.84 words
- every prompt posted on this story was implemented in one chapter simultaneously?111 words
- Spike had to clean the mess all the explosions made?51 words
- Celestia invoked the 2nd Amendment when Sunset tried to steal Twilight's crown?129 words
- this chapter had to be written in the form of a question?77 words
- the chapter had to be written in the form of interjections?17 words
- Pajama Sam bought Ponyville?101 words
- Twilight was a glizard?108 words
- interjections interjected themselves?151 words
- Twilight used her new Glizard powers to make it big in the hot dog selling business?187 words
- Spike had Ravioli breath? (Able to breathe Ravioli)290 words
- Apple Bloom, because she doubted Spike's ravioli breath, was given garlic bread breath (able to breathe garlic bread) to go with all that ravioli?369 words
- everyone stopped reading because they were now super hungry for Italian?99 words
- Spike and Apple Bloom use their respective powers to wage war with Olive Garden?132 words
- Scootaloo took over a Texas Roadhouse?162 words
- applebloom used her garlic bread powers to make the best [REDACTED] grilled cheese the world has ever known?262 words
- Pinkie Pie got all the villains (all the G4 ones) and brought them together for a big party, and they actually enjoyed it?319 words
- when Twilight ascend, she was taken to the Council of Purple Ones to decide her power?252 words
- Celestia decided to burn down an Applebee's, a practice that is not only legal, but generally encouraged.208 words
- an army of sentient donuts attacked equestira with help from the giant monkey man who once terrorized the ninth dimension173 words
- when you become an alicorn, you also slowly morph into a Biblically-accurate angel, and most of your power is used to maintain the illusion of a winged unicorn?104 words
- the next chapter was narrated by David Attenborough?83 words
- Luna suddenly realized she peaked in high school [despite never actually going to high school] so she fakes a bunch of documents to enroll herself in princess celestia's school for gifted unicorn but accidently actually enrolls herself in Professor X43 words
- Ginosaji set its sights on Lyra Heartstrings?221 words
- pinkie pie got a medal for opening a jar198 words
- Lyra took away ALL the spoons?88 words
- there was something involved [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED] showed up, followed by Chrysalis sobbing in defeat while hugging Starlight like she was a teddy bear, and Starlight says: "It's tradition"?214 words
- The Ginosaji summoned a spoon made out of non-spoons to counter Lyra?51 words
- Thanos gave Twilight salad powers instead, because everybody needed to be eating healthier?147 words
- Apple Bloom's garlic bread powers meant she could still reform her vaporized body, assuming there was enough garlic bread present?91 words
- Princess Celestia became a goat?143 words
- the peasantry couldn't actually overthrow Celesita precisely because she'd become a goat?405 words
- Princess Celestia stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasant, West Virginia?59 words
- Trixie cloned herself upside down three times and tried to take over the Crystal Empire and Seaquestria with flamethrowers being held by kittens wearing PJs on bikes?166 words
- the jar Pinkie had opened was full of pickles instead of jelly beans?68 words
- equestria was attacked by the fire nation?287 words
- the Goat Moon was made of goat cheese?227 words
- one day Not Luna ate her way through the Moon?164 words
- Equestria built a super fortress on the moon?316 words
- Twilight got sent back to Magic Kindergarten?140 words
- the pony only known as Yeag became the new hero of the story?306 words
- Astronaut Twilight spent her time taped to the ceiling of magic kindergarten on a nice game of Counter-Strike?193 words
- Twilight used her newfound salad powers to turn Celestia into actual celery?159 words
- Twilight tried to wake up from the fever dream that "What If..." has become?975 words
- something something Adam Sandler's Click?162 words
- the whale that had become the new universe was the one who was actually having the fever dream?63 words
- Pinkie Pie got diagnosed with Bad Syndrome?61 words
- Twilight pondered her orb115 words
- Celestia got super drunk off rum cake and forced fluttershy and octavia to married because she always secretly shipped it?72 words
- Spike pondered his cube?126 words
- a herd of Mareep [they are adorable electric sheep pokemon] and a single Wooloo [an adorable super round normal sheep pokemon] took over Twilight's castle because as adorable sheep they are cuter and friendlier making them as a collective more fit to45 words
- the major villains were on a road trip, and accidentally became the Fellowship of the Ring?79 words
- Celestia had an Orb of her own?161 words
- that orb was an orb of dragonkind?88 words
- Tall Pipp did a comeback tour?147 words
- that genie came from the Land Down Under?145 words
- Tall Pipp and Sweetie Giraffe fused into one being?34 words
- Spike came back from anger management more powerful than ever?142 words
- Tall Pip/Sweetie Giraffe had to fight What if's greatest villains?237 words
- the Orb of Dragonkind served as a literal magnet to all dragons?25 words
- the comically large impact drill Spike tossed aside accidentally fixed something when it landed?91 words
- everyone thought Twilight was a rock?146 words
- Rarity had a sudden and unexplained obsession with pinecones.75 words
- Twiggles found a green bean56 words
- Sweetie Giraffee became president and Scootaroo vice president? And Tall Pipp became the secretary of state?133 words
- Chrysalis was assaulted by swiss cheese60 words
- every other word Twilight said was inaudible?56 words
- Every What If Was Canon?180 words
- Limit Break: 1001198 words
- a finale?1,828 words
“Eheheheh... knock knock?”
“Who’s there?”
...
...
“Nevermind.”
...
...
“Shall we never speak of this again?”
“Yeah.”
“Why does a pony like you wish to jest with I, Tirek, anyways?”
“I don’t even know anymore...”
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- Supplemental: List of things I actually know enough about to write chapters for in this story (terribly outdated. I'm even more clueless now.)962 words
- What if...404 words
- Starlight Glimmer never held a grudge?773 words
- Sombra chose a better path? (Early timeline)245 words
- Potatoes Ruled the Earth?594 words
- Smartphones Existed in Equestria?1,076 words
- Rainbow and Rarity Switched Species?462 words
- Gummy Could Talk?566 words
- Rarity and Fluttershy were both stallions?651 words
- Pinkie Pie became an alicorn?1,072 words
- Luna played Goat Simulator?129 words
- The EQG Main 6 came to Equestria?353 words
- Fluttershy was the Princess of Animals?178 words
- Sunset Shimmer was a pro hacker?1,374 words
- Equestria was OP?1,008 words
- Twilight's mind was screwed over by Celestia?713 words
- Twilight was Celestia's Daughter?284 words
- Queen Chrysalis was one of the Mane Six?712 words
- Flurry Heart was replaced by Chrysalis' heir?467 words
- A Bowl of Salad came to Equestria?166 words
- Fluttershy was a park ranger in the Everfree Forest?516 words
- Twilight was Luna's daughter?327 words
- The author was too busy to write a chapter so he wrote a joke instead?17 words
- Celestia read Twilight's fanfiction?208 words
- A raging sh*t demon happened?88 words
- The Mane Six became the Mane Five?383 words
- the author accidentally wrote a portion of his homework in a chapter?288 words
- the CMC went to different mares in the Applewood Derby?362 words
- this story was a horribly written self-insert?209 words
- Twilight became the Princess of dad jokes?189 words
- Equestria was taken over by inanimate objects?43 words
- There aren't any more ideas floating in my head for What If?44 words
- King Sombra was Scootaloo's father?139 words
- Techie wrote a conglomeration of multiple what ifs and needed to take a shower so he only had a couple minutes to do something?1 words
- Spike stayed at the Dragon Lands?145 words
- Rainbow Dash reported the Wonderbolts behavior to Princess Celestia?23 words
- somepony was turned into a dog?218 words
- fanfics were canon?188 words
- the author felt lazy and wanted to spend his four-day weekend watching youtube?12 words
- Ponies ruined the Royal Changling Wedding?139 words
- Queen Chrysalis replaced Shining Armor instead of Cadance?188 words
- Everypony (except Sweetie Belle) was a robot?128 words
- Sunset Shimmer was living bacon?251 words
- every Princess was Trump?89 words
- the Kool-Aid man and Randy Savage showed up in Equestria?45 words
- Michael Bay made MLP and the Mane Six needed glasses?189 words
- Snips and Snails were alicorns and Fluttershy was rober?141 words
- Rainbow Dash was a unicorn?59 words
- Fluttershy was interrogated?214 words
- The author forgot what he wanted to write for the next chapter but knew that it was something hilarious?45 words
- Fluttershy was a butt-hoarder?100 words
- Applejack got triggered by Peanut Butter?404 words
- Applejack was an Alicorn?347 words
- the author took a long, hard look at the earlier chapters?87 words
- The author discovered BBCode icons?30 words
- the Mane 6 were in Game-of-Thorns and needed glasses?286 words
- The author decided to write a chapter at 12:34 AM?298 words
- Spike took Twilight on a date?415 words
- Text size was directly related to volume?34 words
- the author decided to watch youtube and read comics instead of using their free-time after the competition to do something productive?38 words
- Bleglhsjxowvjcpsjwvwicowv35 words
- the author is currently on an incredibly long road trip and ended up turning around because the weather decided to puke slush-balls down on the road?103 words
- a buncha other stories the author wrote were crammed into a single crossover chapter?570 words
- Spike was a dog in Equestria, and a dragon in the EqG world?333 words
- The author decides to try writing a chapter using his phone?128 words
- Rainbow Dash worked at Starbucks?139 words
- The author had homework to do?32 words
- Starlight Glimmer the human in a "very" convincing costume came to Equestria?551 words
- The author once again had no idea what to write?17 words
- Twilight was suddenly salad?134 words
- Apache Helicopters overthrew Celestia?273 words
- Sunburst and Starlight switched places?491 words
- Canterlot was made of cheese?106 words
- Everypony became Alicorns?176 words
- Thorax wasn't actually a Changeling at all?228 words
- An absurdly large amount of flashlights entered Twilight's life?260 words
- Sunglasses fused to the back of Twilight's head and everypony thought that it was an entirely different pony?418 words
- This chapter was written on a phone with all the plagues of autocorrect?380 words
- Twilight's mane turned to cheese?126 words
- The author was simultaneously bored and didn't want to write an update but decided to anyways?78 words
- The author happened to have a huge buttload of things to do at once and began panicking because he didn't finish the 100 follower special in time yet and at the same time had to draw a freehand map of china for an assignment?44 words
- The author had his first Finals Test of the school year starting tomorrow?137 words
- There wasn't such thing as Netflix & Chill?76 words
- Cadance remained a pegasus?105 words
- The Smooze was actually just enchanted jello?184 words
- Every day was a relaxing day?389 words
- ...Heck? (What if the author no longer has any freakin' idea of what the site is anymore?)55 words
- Spike was suddenly the ruler of Equestria?90 words
- The author just couldn't write comedy anymore?32 words
- Spike was replaced with a sentient paperclip?345 words
- A bonus chapter was called for in relation to the previous chapter?60 words
- Rainbow Dash suddenly became a tank and Fluttershy was literally a giant Apache helicopter?199 words
- Meerkat meerkat muffins? OH YEAH!64 words
- The author finally axed a story after giving up on it months prior?54 words
- Applejack was perpetually tiny, and only grew smaller?76 words
- Pinkie Pie encountered a genie?833 words
- Rarity became an edgelord?105 words
- Rainbow Dash was her own mother?331 words
- The number 8 was used in almost every conversation ever?136 words
- Twilight never had friends to begin with?278 words
- Randomness happened?25 words
- Randomness happened 2?321 words
- This fic became meta?105 words
- Rainbow Dash was allergic to pies?57 words
- Randomness Happened 3?54 words
- The author got Netflix?11 words
- Spike had a dirty mind?65 words
- Space Cats?44 words
- Spike was a Kewl Boi?95 words
- The Mane 6 were just Twilight's various personalities?74 words
- The author was currently fixated on studying for yet another barrage of quizzes and tests?29 words
- The author now cannot sleep?40 words
- Randomness happened 4?43 words
- The Fried Chicken Dealer came to Twilight?393 words
- Applejack sold propane and propane accessories?63 words
- THE GREAT FLARPETY-FLARP MADE AN APPEARANCE?!?!54 words
- Randomness happened 5?88 words
- The author just wanted to play Minecraft but Comcast was just all like "NOPE! YOUR INTERNET'S DOWN NOW!"37 words
- It was all a simulation?219 words
- Spike was a goldfish?24 words
- Equestria was a giant loaf of bread?39 words
- Randomness happened 6?38 words
- The TRIGGERING happened?206 words
- Rarity was as nerdy as Twilight?146 words
- Twilight encountered a Salt Lick block?109 words
- The author lost his nice apple earbuds?115 words
- Rainbow Dash bucked a Big Barrel of Brutish Baddies?110 words
- Flubbadub?46 words
- Tirek was loving and kind?66 words
- This fic didn't exist?9 words
- Twilight had deep thoughts?112 words
- Rainbow Dash couldn't see glass?103 words
- The Great Potato War happened?291 words
- Homework happened?47 words
- Luna was a ragey internet teen?64 words
- Celestia was a salespony?38 words
- Net Neutrality was repealed?11 words
- Rarity had only BARELY realized that mirrors were a thing?123 words
- There was no such thing as beds?83 words
- Twilight suddenly became extremely commonplace and was practically a generic term?246 words
- Sugarcube Corner was a literal gingerbread house?70 words
- The author's internet functioned exactly as he expected it to?33 words
- Sammichachu?239 words
- all of Equestria was replaced with mattresses?143 words
- guest humanoid entity: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH17 words
- The author ultimately decided that this year sucked?134 words
- An argument started over whether or not Jack could fit on the plank?107 words
- Lyra wanted to be anything BUT a pony?124 words
- Luna had a startling realization?83 words
- The CEILING was lava?127 words
- LUNA was lava?143 words
- Luna was suddenly "fashionable"?101 words
- Luna didn't quite understand modern politics?146 words
- Applesauce?87 words
- Luna learned of Da Wae?79 words
- LATE NIGHT/EARLY MORNING THING?!108 words
- Luna's lava obsession landed her in an intervention?229 words
- NOT late night update?45 words
- The author was tired and sick?83 words
- The lava trope was finally killed off once and for all?191 words
- All the glass in Equestria was replaced with ice?144 words
- Princess Baguette?419 words
- Ponies had big floppy shoes instead of hooves?50 words
- The sky turned into a giant magnifying glass?100 words
- Celestia was betrayed by cake?261 words
- Universe.exe stopped responding?41 words
- Twilight was attracted to π?81 words
- Homework day?160 words
- Spike was a lawnmower?49 words
- The author really hasn't put much thought into this story anymore?57 words
- Spike was as obsessed with crystals as King Sombra?94 words
- Super cross-fic mashup metaness? (AKA What if Techieverse happened?)753 words
- Twilight wrote by hoof?84 words
- Terrible writing?84 words
- Rainbow Dash was an old mare?179 words
- Sunset Shimmer never turned on Celestia?168 words
- Starlight saw the barren wasteland for what it was?305 words
- Spike was Trixie's assistant?132 words
- WHAT ARE WE?!8 words
- This?1 words
- I actually was originally planning on an alternate sequel for Lab Horse before I ended up writing Pony-Me?1,239 words
- Ember told Spike they were married?118 words
- Pinkie Pie drank a ton of espresso?33 words
- Daring Do was Scootaloo's mom?343 words
- Chrysalis had chosen to reform when Starlight offered it?234 words
- Super secret project?46 words
- Super Secret Project part 2?5 words
- ROFLcopter?46 words
- Chapter suggestions opened up again?5 words
- Ponies were stupid?19 words
- PRAISE CELESTIA?!?!3 words
- Celestia and Luna were secretly robots that ran on cake?85 words
- The author couldn’t decide on an idea to use?5 words
- Rocket launcher launcher? (Alternative title: What if the title of this chapter was longer than the chapter itself?)3 words
- Ember was actually Spike's mom?40 words
- Applejack grew Pineapples instead of Apples?19 words
- Applejack's parents never died?126 words
- Iron Will did Twilight’s home remodeling?78 words
- Equestria followed the physics of Tetris?87 words
- The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (Beyond the Shimmering Sky)1,000 words
- The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (The Day the World Exploded)171 words
- The author took a hiatus from his hiatus because he was stuck in traffic while on vacation so he decided to lift the hiatus temporarily to do some "What If..."-ing?55 words
- A thing happened?112 words
- Sneak peek?566 words
- Near-end-of-hiatus chapter?14 words
- villains were defeated by a boot to the head?71 words
- THE BOARD OF EDUCATION?!54 words
- Chancellor Neighsay vs. the Board of Education?19 words
- REEEEEEEEEEEEE all your problems away!40 words
- HIATUS RETURNUS?!36 words
- Pinkie showed Twilight the fourth wall?72 words
- Starlight fixed Cranky and Matilda's wedding?379 words
- what if what if what if what if...?16 words
- Alpaca of darkness?35 words
- Heccbochs?81 words
- Equestria was a tabletop RPG?6 words
- Minions came to Equestria?34 words
- MORE minions came to Equestria?7 words
- all of the What Ifs happened at once?5 words
- Asparagus?36 words
- Rarity was star-struck by Spike instead of the other way around?57 words
- Spike was a full-grown dragon still living at the castle?42 words
- Sweetie Belle was a giraffe?9 words
- the equivalent binary narrative hierarchy interval indicated in Equestria is trans-multidimensionally predestined to conceptionally collapse into a metaphysical singularity of the observable spatiotemporal continuum?41 words
- Sweetie Belle accidentally brainwashed all of Equestria?191 words
- all ships became canon at once?9 words
- ponies discovered memes?2 words
- the Mane 6 were all the biological mothers of a single foal?90 words
- Spike ate Rarity's piano?23 words
- Sweetie Giraffe became a mascot?50 words
- Sweetie Giraffe + The Floor is Lava epic crossover?23 words
- Sweetie Giraffe grew to the size of the sun and broke the fourth wall?13 words
- you tried reading all the previous chapters except your head explodes from too much information?2 words
- the other 2 CMCs became giraffes as well and Equestria went to war over who was Best Giraffe?12 words
- Twilight whacked everyone with a ruler?5 words
- the guy with the moon head from the 90s McDonald's commercial Mac Tonight sells McDonald's goods with Big Macintosh?44 words
- Randomness happened 7?15 words
- Youtube died today? And then un-died? And then re-died again? And then revived again?19 words
- Ch33zb0rg3r?33 words
- Twilight read Twilight?17 words
- Discord had an existential crisis?30 words
- Staplers invaded Equestria?29 words
- Duel of the What Ifs?14 words
- the Techieverse Story Sing-ularity?19 words
- format C:?13 words
- Crows!34 words
- Twilight ate a quesadilla?91 words
- Discord babysat Flurry Heart?8 words
- Twilight stopped Flurry Heart before she could add additional ingredients to the pudding recipe?9 words
- Twilight stared at the camera like she was on The Office?32 words
- Pinkie had to glue the fourth wall back together?55 words
- Sidewards and Backways? (And upside-down, too!)10 words
- Luna got obsessed over lava and elephant boots again?25 words
- the narrator was coming up with a good idea but the lights went out and he forgot to save?2 words
- crappy red and black edgy alicorn OCs invaded Equestria?188 words
- Spike hatched Twilight?421 words
- Luna found a banacumber in space?173 words
- the Pillars of Equestria got into a seven-hour argument over the proper pronunciation of the onomatopoeia of attacks?62 words
- it started rain books?46 words
- Chapter name narrative?136 words
- Tech abuse?15 words
- Sweetie Giraffe invaded the internet?19 words
- Pinkie Pie overthrew Celestia and Luna?76 words
- Discord helped?81 words
- RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...14 words
- the author didn't know what to write anymore?27 words
- Cheese Sandwich was there too?14 words
- Minecraft invaded Equestria?72 words
- Spike molted at the same time that the CMCs got their Cutie Marks?17 words
- Sweetie Giraffe began to multiply while replacing Twilight's books with quesadillas and causing a literary singularity as the entire What If multiverse imploded upon itself?15 words
- Christmas Eve 2018 special?148 words
- Unnamed story idea #1?246 words
- it started all over again?456 words
- the author has been doing nothing but watching Smash Ultimate tournaments on Youtube instead of writing?29 words
- the Princesses had kirin traits?3 words
- The Spanish Inquisition invaded Equestria?22 words
- AN ARMY OF RIDICULOUS INFLATABLE SWAN THINGS INVADED EQUESTRIA?108 words
- Flashfic entry?150 words
- Mad Libs time?74 words
- Big Chungus entered Equestria?42 words
- Hasbro was part of the Kingdom Hearts canon in a story that wrote the author while Imperial Japan and Shaggy defeated the changelings before the latter decided to overthrow Celestia?326 words
- addendum to the previous chapter?51 words
- characters googled themselves?21 words
- Sleep-deprived keyboard slamming?23 words
- Big ol' something something sleepytime thingy?1,000 words
- HIATUS BREAKUS?!15 words
- Morgan Freeman came to (and voiced) Equestria?190 words
- Canterlot Castle tastes like banana?108 words
- Chapter 288?487 words
- TheMajorTechie was sent into Equestria?1,000 words
- Fanta in Equestria?173 words
- Equestria experienced a cultural Kirby revolution?126 words
- the Crystal Empire declared itself independent of Equestria?103 words
- Diamond Tiara found the Alicorn Amulet and took over Ponyville?186 words
- Randomness happened 8?83 words
- Tirek accidentally puked up all the magic, prompting Smartypants to become a real pony while worshipping Nightmare Moon because everything was taken literally for a day?115 words
- blep?7 words
- √169≠13?47 words
- every single horned pony in Equestria had their horns permanently fused together?101 words
- there was an entire chapter of this story dedicated to Maud eating cereal?32 words
- Lyra had A hand, and TheMajorTechie told Twilight to get some sun, already?53 words
- Twilight got a bad grade?50 words
- Starswirl's spell made Twilight an earth pony instead of an alicorn?67 words
- Twilight literally screamed her head off?125 words
- Holy heckin' heck?23 words
- the author has entered another writing hiatus after burning himself out?31 words
- Techie done diddly did a slep?10 words
- Big OOF!?17 words
- ♧☆●□~?31 words
- the author became his avatar? What if there was a request so specific it was basically already a chapter all by itself? What if every winged pony's wings got stuck together? What if Spike only spoke in kazoo sounds? What if the entire comment section341 words
- all the earth ponies' hooves got stuck together?93 words
- Twilight adopted the Changeling filly version of herself?26 words
- Spike ate Twilight's bathtub, leading to an FBI raid?103 words
- Story pitch: HELP, I'VE DISPLACED MYSELF AND I CAN'T GET OOOOOUUUUUT!1,083 words
- Story pitch: At the Edge of Forever615 words
- Story pitch: Wolf Railguns, among other things & stuff401 words
- Story pitch: Manufacture667 words
- Story pitch: And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.160 words
- A bot wrote this chapter?604 words
- 420 mega-Techieverse crossover thing again?22 words
- Surprise mid-hiatus update because the author is bored and actually has a tiny bit of free time in the middle of the night again?1,729 words
- Story pitch: Worlds Reset158 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Sweetie Belle?32 words
- Opal decided to fight Sweetie Giraffe (for disturbing her nap)?48 words
- Think thank thonk... Thanos?5 words
- I can try?77 words
- HTML test thing?26 words
- Story pitch: Worlds Reset (again)152 words
- 100 word slashfic ship for Super Trampoline?96 words
- Sneak peek + question about Worlds Reset?475 words
- I decided to actually take a look at the suggestions on my Discord server?74 words
- Story pitch: Table Legs222 words
- Randomness happened 9?262 words
- Unnamed story idea #2?28 words
- Chrysalis didn't exist and Cadance was actually the changeling queen?46 words
- Fragmented, disconnected thoughts of absolute randomness (Randomness happened 10)?262 words
- Twilight went insane over all the strange chapters she’s written?47 words
- It was time to purge unused comments again?54 words
- Twilight accidentally robbed a bank?156 words
- Rickroll?40 words
- Sonata met Deadpool?26 words
- Scarf?24 words
- Twilight hit a data limit?67 words
- Starswirl and Celestia had a difference of opinion and Twilight had to pick a side?83 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 1?252 words
- Welcome to Ponyville Armpitheatre?28 words
- there were so many entries that the author accidentally repeated a story?82 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 2?23 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 3?15 words
- Twilight headed her scream off?27 words
- Banassacre?39 words
- Randomness happened 11?116 words
- The Hole?63 words
- Unpublished story #1: [One More Time]?1,748 words
- Unpublished story #2: [One Last Time]?1,338 words
- Story pitch: A Dream Ended166 words
- Unpublished story #3: [μParallels]?755 words
- Celestia was a chatroom/server moderator?171 words
- Bob the Builder was a changeling?17 words
- Story pitch: The Quest to Send Celestia Hurtling Into the Sun?221 words
- Story pitch: Into Equestria169 words
- Pinkie got offended by a plant?72 words
- idk, stuff happened?112 words
- Cozy Glow was sent to the Equestria Girls world instead?125 words
- Chapter 365?453 words
- Techie hasn't updated anything recently and feels an invisible nagging pressure to write something before the crowd rises with pitchforks in hand?58 words
- The author's been too busy focusing on writing original fiction and a CERTAIN upcoming flagship story?42 words
- the Ponies had to make an Arbys ad?43 words
- Story pitch: The Pony of Many Talents112 words
- Advanced Stupid? (Randomness happened 13)90 words
- Discord was Twilight’s imaginary friend?56 words
- it was still all a simulation?596 words
- Spike became Santa Claus while Mr. Beast came to Ponyville, introducing Rarity to Hot Topic and Pinkie to Angry Birds resulting in her laughter becoming the world's most powerful non-nuclear fuel source?14 words
- hooves were replaced with feet?95 words
- tonkman was bored and wanted to write something without caring about any kind of consistency across chapters? (Randomness happened 14)477 words
- wings were replaced with hands?13 words
- inverted table?35 words
- every other pony turned into a cat?71 words
- the rest of 'em turned into dogs?65 words
- Celestia was replaced by Discord?38 words
- Haha lol the author is watching anime tonight?46 words
- Twilight beat the Wuhan Coronavirus by weakening it with Modelovirus with help from the Bud Knight while the universe imploded?84 words
- Spike's left knee started talking?114 words
- Spike's right knee started disagreeing with his left?60 words
- the closet skeleton apocalypse happened, resulting in everybody's knees being sacrificed to the shy, skinless, organ-less skeletal invaders?288 words
- the comments got absolutely buried?96 words
- Overlord Spike the Mighty?240 words
- yams?156 words
- Twilight Starchle?94 words
- Spike was literally just a spike?64 words
- Luna sunk the Titanic?31 words
- randomness #whatever?82 words
- randomness #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?388 words
- Carosel Boutique moonlighted as a soup store?281 words
- Rainbow Trix took over the cereal industry?217 words
- Pinkie Pie had chocolate syrup for blood, while all the ponies of Equestria suddenly gained hands while Rainbow Trix fought Sweetie Giraffe for dominance?292 words
- Late Pi day?86 words
- there was a single roll of toilet paper left on the shelf?117 words
- sleep was never a thing?51 words
- ponies questioned round doorknobs?240 words
- the doorknob was square instead?89 words
- March 32nd?25 words
- Pinkie Pie broadened her horizons?72 words
- all the pegasi turned into flightless birds?90 words
- all the Earth ponies became convinced that they were cats?59 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met something taller?141 words
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for the AAAAAAAAAAAAAth time?59 words
- Alicorn Pinkie traveled back in time to make herself an alicorn, thus completing the time loop?141 words
- regular Pinkie went foreward in time to stop herself from becoming an alicorn, thus creating the time loop?61 words
- ponies tried to use human keyboards?72 words
- randomness #heckin' heck i've been busy?292 words
- Pinkie and Twilight had a heated debate about the differences between ladders and step-ladders?102 words
- Sombra tried to *REDACTED* Equestria as his next evil plot?138 words
- Randomness #heckity heck?76 words
- ya boi Tonk came to Equestria?54 words
- Tonkus met the Ponkus?52 words
- pigeon?53 words
- you forgot to turn subtitles on?147 words
- Twilight being afraid of quesadillas was just an act?93 words
- Everything was on fire?63 words
- Cadance was jealous of Twilight for having Spike sell her microwave to a monkey?175 words
- this chapter was written by an AI?184 words
- Twilight explained why the laws of robotics were bullsh!t to her microwave before slamming her hot pocket into it?84 words
- the screaming never stopped?46 words
- spears of asparagus were viable weapons?50 words
- Apple Bloom was secretly a donut that was part of a lineage of sentient pastries created by Pinkie Pie that would go on to start a revolution?158 words
- words were done literally?71 words
- what if, but long?247 words
- Sweetie and Scoots kept doing stupid stuff and appul filly no liek?159 words
- Pinkie and Cadence had a competition to see who was the pinkest?58 words
- Sweetie Giraffe did a commission?107 words
- everything was opposite for a day?68 words
- everyone still hated Sunset Shimmer until the Friendship Games?243 words
- Equestria is just Ohio?103 words
- T̴̝̈̿͐̋̑̌́͒h̶̢̢͚̠̦̭̟͓̯̳̫̪̘͉͎̊̀̃̊͑́͋̌̌͘͘ḙ̴͉̬͇̰̫͂́͝ ̶̢͙͔͎̋̈́̾̐͂̀̈́̿̀̓V̴̢͓̗̟̼͔̤̳͇̭͈͉̣͛͝ŏ̵͍͉̻͎̯̙͓̹̬̩̀͜͜í̵̗̼̘͇͓́d̶̢̻̬̿̀͌͐̋́̈́̅̏̎̎͆͆̈͠ ate Equestria?27 words
- Pinkie Pie was Florida Man?15 words
- zombies but rated-E and stuff?39 words
- Pinkie discovered Biohazard Coffee?42 words
- Sweetie Giraffe Bot?23 words
- Sweetie Belle vs. Sweetie Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe?79 words
- The author didn't have the time to think about a good chapter at the moment?34 words
- Celestia became a bell while Angel became the rabbit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and subsequently took over Equestria?39 words
- quicksand?41 words
- water was replaced with lemon juice?29 words
- breadboi took over Equestria?78 words
- Everyone was named Phil?101 words
- the four Sweeties staged a coup, and Luna was too busy playing Ourcraft to even try stopping them?119 words
- There was no chapter today?20 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Breadboi?75 words
- Sweetie Giraffe became bread?41 words
- Sweetie Giraffe discovered mirrors?31 words
- a secondary moon apped?88 words
- inverted unicorn?23 words
- running gag?42 words
- pegasi randomly exploded?18 words
- Jorts?32 words
- unicorns randomly imploded?36 words
- hekdoejen?33 words
- prompt: They came for him one winter's night.23 words
- “What if The Great and Powerful Trixie met Ego Boost?”69 words
- the running gag appeared in the next chapter?34 words
- Tirek vs. Flurry Heart?67 words
- prison break?65 words
- Luna forgot Celestia's name?92 words
- Sweetie Giraffe spontaneously combusted?52 words
- heat wave?56 words
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAgain?69 words
- a Chinese dragon who is definitely not Discord but a Chinese dragon named Dorcsid, breaks out of Holder's Boulder and challenges Sweetie Giraffe for the fate of Equestria?105 words
- the portal to the world of Equestria Girls was replaced to one that went to an infinite plane of cheesecake?31 words
- the Cake family was a lie?41 words
- Sweetie Giraffe and Long Starlight meet?78 words
- the cheesecake was strawberry?100 words
- a fully coherent chapter using only five different words?5 words
- Rainbow Trix returned in the most over the top way that Involved buzzsaws, discords left toe, making out with Luna and thirty five sentient forks?144 words
- the Apple family were literally Apples?93 words
- Elephant Boots made a comeback?82 words
- Luna passed a law that everyone had to wear elephant boots?96 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was ˢᵐᵒˡ?52 words
- every set of elephant boots had elephant boots?71 words
- 95% of everything was on fire?60 words
- Celestia from "Hang in There Luna, I'll be right back" fought Sweetie Giraffe?113 words
- Twilight just started inexplicably speaking backwards?51 words
- Sweetie Giraffe had a cult of tallness?46 words
- everyone forgot the word “the”?80 words
- the royal security guards were insecurity guards?72 words
- Discord legitimately slipped on a banana peel?23 words
- nopony could stand to hear the word "it?"73 words
- the author remembered Applejack exists?38 words
- noclip got turned on for everypony?67 words
- the characters for this chapter were the most frequent commenters?158 words
- metallic objects were made out of high explosive?19 words
- Twilight wrote down her most recent nightmare?50 words
- floor suddenly change places with ceiling?58 words
- every time anypony accidentally bumped into somepony else, a street fighter-style fight broke out between somepony else?43 words
- Twilight started leaking purple?30 words
- Twilight's name was Twilight Snarkle?14 words
- moon was made of cake and Celestia found out?35 words
- Twilight's name was Twilight Snorkel?31 words
- Applejack ran out of bucks to give?27 words
- Fluttershy is the imposter?56 words
- running gag battle royal?171 words
- Twilight's treebrary just popped back into existence?46 words
- Raridash trash?35 words
- two ponies kissed? 😱47 words
- Shrek appeared in Equestria?60 words
- the author finally snapped?54 words
- Pinkie Pie accidentally foiled the entire US Government?105 words
- sleepy Twilight took over the universe?127 words
- every time pinkie pie jumped, a new and pointless law was installed?151 words
- the laws of physics had to be enforced?135 words
- the time police arrested Starlight and Twilight for tampering with the timeline in "Cutie Re-mark"?57 words
- they ran out of time(jail)?122 words
- Starlight was ruled by three Equestrias?82 words
- every pony in Equestria was mandated a magical 6-foot radius social distancing sphere? (Princesses included!)81 words
- Equestria was ruled by three Starlights?613 words
- the princesses were the only ones forklift certified?34 words
- yoshi was in Equestria?51 words
- Silver Spoon was a toaster?23 words
- Diamond Tiara was bread?19 words
- twenty more chapters of ponies being turned into household appliances?632 words
- Celestia and Luna were robots being controlled by ants?22 words
- the sun was made of jalepeño chips?29 words
- everyone thought the world was going to end?70 words
- the nuclear apocalypse came and nobody cared?119 words
- Fluttershy was a tree the whole time?50 words
- an army of dead memes came to steal Celestia's cake?406 words
- the moon got sent to Luna?38 words
- Clippy became the newest Princess?55 words
- Celestia was a broom, Luna was a mop, Cadance was a duster, and Flurry Heart was a McDonalds McFlurry that spilled on the floor?135 words
- the Elements if Harmony were made of beans?33 words
- story concept: Strands?556 words
- It was all a simulation?535 words
- Celestia wasn't who she said she was?186 words
- Sweetie Giraffe boots?45 words
- the zambos are comin' (plants vs. zambos)?126 words
- The Conversion Burro?65 words
- Celestia was voiced by John deLancie?19 words
- Cream cheese was considered forbidden by Equestrian law until it campaigned for and gained equal rights, leading to its conquering of Equestria as part of a plan by Sweetie Giraffe Bot, our lord and savior, to stay relevant, but this plan was soon hijacke152 words
- Spike got an email from a Nigerian prince?51 words
- Spike's pet phoenix, Peewee, inherited the Nigerian throne?47 words
- Sombra was wearing a sombrero and doing the samba while somber music was playing for Simba's dad?144 words
- Twilight became an Alicorn by Celestia fusing her with one of the Earth Pony and Pegasus members of the Mane 6 (Your choice)?55 words
- Celestia, Luna, and Discord got arrested by Child Services for turning Cozy Glow into stone?154 words
- Luna was mad at Santa because he didn't get her any vidya games?66 words
- story concept: The Oracles?189 words
- XKCD found this story and sued the author for copyright infringement?19 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was never tall?19 words
- Scootaroo?41 words
- sleep sought out ponies who were awake after midnight... with a bat?89 words
- Rainbow Dash was a weeb?20 words
- Sweetie Giraffe on a pogo stick?41 words
- Pinkie is the only one of the main 6 who didn't believe in Santa, but doesn't say anything because it brings everyone else happiness?240 words
- Story concept: Picture Me in Neon Colors?228 words
- Applejack couldn't get out of bed?41 words
- Granny Smith had Life Alert?54 words
- the sun moves just to make Celestia think she controls the sun?46 words
- the Mane Six were whalers?118 words
- Flurry Heart became the princess of Light Bulbs?54 words
- the sun died and Flurry Heart saved the day by replacing it with a lightbulb?74 words
- Horse Empire attacked Equestria because a Bron- I mean a Pony wanted their knees?74 words
- Pinkie had a sugar crash?187 words
- Twilight's magic did the opposite of what she expected it to do?330 words
- 2020 didn't end?38 words
- everything, and everyone, Cadance touched turned to crystal?60 words
- every mattress in equestria was replaced with a live bear?24 words
- dog barks sounded like pseudo swears?17 words
- story concept: When The Dust Settles119 words
- Chrysalis was trapped in a room with pinkie on a tangent?53 words
- everyone suddenly decided hand holding was an ok thing to to?37 words
- somone randomly booping change lings?47 words
- Twilight was eternally sleep deprived?28 words
- Apple Bloom was Apple Boom?26 words
- Silver Spoon was a silver spoon?43 words
- Karma Endangered met Scootaloo in Scootaloo's Soup Store?130 words
- Karma Endangered encountered Sweetie Giraffe?20 words
- Scootaloo was a non newtonian fluid?51 words
- an FBI agent censored a chapter?137 words
- Apple Boom was actually Apple Bloom?37 words
- Applejack was a jacked apple?81 words
- Twilight decided she'd rather eat donuts than confront Celestia about Nightmare Moon in episode one?171 words
- something about background ponies?91 words
- Rainbow laid an egg?46 words
- story pitch: Jack of no trades, master of all?363 words
- Equestria ran on internet explorer?72 words
- Rarity couldn't help save the world because Opal was in her lap?43 words
- OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?!345 words
- OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?! (part 2)271 words
- Willy Wonka didn't actually have any cake? (OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING PART 3)140 words
- the reason there were no cakes is because Lex Luthor took all forty of them? (That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.) (OOMPA LOOMPA PART 4)106 words
- Twilight was replaced by a hamburger?81 words
- a chapter to "officially" make What If a G5 story?50 words
- everything was the same... except Twilight was replaced by a velociraptor?59 words
- Twilight drives a Ford Raptor?44 words
- Story pitch: Deeps658 words
- this is g5?70 words
- Discord was a plastic beef patty?64 words
- everyone suddenly forgot Celestia and Luna existed?101 words
- Twilight got Rickrolled?37 words
- late St. Patrick's Day thing?31 words
- Applejack got a tank?57 words
- the pony are mad?125 words
- Lightning Dust choked on a waffle?21 words
- Twilight was locked in a room full of quesadillas, ladybugs, and books that were out of order?50 words
- Izzy Moonbow skewered more things with her horn?152 words
- Twilight was forced to burn a book?103 words
- nothing?132 words
- something happened?105 words
- PINKIE WAS’NT CONTROLLING THE AUTHORS LAPTOP BUT THE AUTHOR........71 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was a pony?51 words
- Scootaloo committed arson?31 words
- Scootaloo committed our son?39 words
- Phone typed chapter because screw it im not pulling my tablet out rn and I have midterms again so yay sleep deprivation?168 words
- angel is a devil?106 words
- Angel was a mini gun that shot deviled eggs at an angle?70 words
- Author Twilight fell asleep at her desk and smudged the next chapter?95 words
- the rogue tree grew taller than Sweetie Giraffe?57 words
- Sweetie Giraffe went technicolor?74 words
- the what ifs all stopped being what ifs?113 words
- Twilight got scammed by a Nigerian prince?92 words
- Twilight accidentally scammed a Nigerian prince?46 words
- all of MLP was just a ploy by Twilight to hypnotise people into giving her money so she could buy more books?56 words
- Story pitch: Goddess Inkarnate309 words
- Twilight was a Nigerian prince?53 words
- Twilight was tech support?79 words
- Twilight was too busy studying to write a chapter?60 words
- we had a chapter that wasn't about Twilight?101 words
- communist penguins invaded ponyville?64 words
- Spike became addicted to salsa dip?84 words
- salsa dip got Spiked?53 words
- the mane six constantly get pegged by high velocity cheese every Thursday afternoon at 3:47 on the dot, and there's nothing they can do to prevent it?67 words
- Spike got salsa dipped and became one with the salsa?92 words
- there never was a what if question?62 words
- Twilight finally went into therapy for writing all of this?103 words
- Twilight was a ghost but didn't care?62 words
- Equestria suddenly collapsed into itself trying to grasp modern scientific concepts?32 words
- rainbow dash lived a double life?169 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was the protagonist?59 words
- everything in Equestria was hampter powered?105 words
- Spike poured a bottle of soy sauce onto Twilights head?25 words
- the Mane 6 could break the fourth wall?258 words
- Discord was bored?37 words
- sweetie giraffe turned everyone in Ponyville into stock images of flames?10 words
- Equestria was overrun with various canines?211 words
- The Elements of Harmony turned Discord into Ice instead of stone?44 words
- Smolder turned into a dog?28 words
- Elements turned Discord into ice cream?54 words
- Austin Pets Alive renamed all the ponies of Equestria?181 words
- Twilight lost Jeopardy because she forgot to phrase her answer as a question?25 words
- Celestia meets her counterpart?44 words
- existential dread was instilled upon all of Equestria because of Kurzgesagt?137 words
- Elements of harmony were guns?645 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was on the moon?47 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Sweaty Jiraf?89 words
- Sweetie Giraffe and Sweaty Jiraf were on the sun?35 words
- Sweaty Jiraf stopped sweating?63 words
- all the comments on this chapter were combined to create the next chapter?20 words
- Randomness #18: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA315 words
- there was a chapter that was a rewrite of the first chapter except with all of the words in the comment section removed or replaced with synonyms?575 words
- Spike was a bottle of Shampoo?40 words
- world peace was achieved because Celestia farted?50 words
- Nightmare Moon was banished to Ohio instead?265 words
- Spike was a dragon?15 words
- Twilight became an earth pony instead of an alicorn?88 words
- Big Mac became a Big Mac? Actually, what if he was a whopper?87 words
- Chapter 665 and a hiatus 'til Friday the 13th for 66661 words
- Super spoopy chapter 666?6,666 words
- Twilight liked very, very, very dark chocolate?51 words
- the earth ponies were even MORE over the top when they saw Izzy?63 words
- MLP a New Generation was just a fanfiction written by the Crusaders?169 words
- the Crusaders' MLP A New Generation fanfic got edited by Twilight?75 words
- Earth pony news? (Villager news with earth ponies.)151 words
- Luna got too obsessed with Sailor Moon?32 words
- Apple Bloom had an automatic grenade launcher?146 words
- the remnants of Pineapples Inc. retaliated with the wolf railgun?63 words
- the CMC needed that trenchcoat shaped like a turtleneck but it was still in the wash?62 words
- Nightmare Moon was turned into stone instead of banished to the moon?45 words
- stone was turned into Nightmare Moon?121 words
- Celestia had to control the tides now that the moon is gone?183 words
- a certain Spinosaurus ruined the micro-story by suggesting that the Kurzgesagt duck take over Equestria?62 words
- Spike got his snout stuck in a can of spaghetti o's?70 words
- they were cursed to only eat off-brands, which caused Spike to get stuck in a can of spaghetti rings?106 words
- ice turned into NMM?76 words
- Frosty wanted his hat back, and hired somebody to get it back for him? (y'know, since he's not usually very animate without that hat)443 words
- Celestia and Luna just talked about things like rational adults rather than, y’know, that whole Nightmare Moon business?38 words
- Lulu Giraffe and Sweetie Giraffe had a height-off?1 words
- Randomness happened (#20 I think)?83 words
- nothing happened for once?29 words
- Izzy just HAD to try the time travel spell she found?78 words
- memes were brought to Equestria?155 words
- Rainbow Dash was a pegaSUS?69 words
- Twilight tried to badly explain the history of the entire world, i guess?113 words
- Pipp lost her phone?62 words
- Pipp DID get taller?1 words
- bringing the crystals together did something entirely different?41 words
- bringing the crystals together didn't do something entirely different?56 words
- Izzy covered Sunny with lots of Glitter?42 words
- Izzy bedazzled everyone's faces?44 words
- life is a video game?117 words
- Sandbar had fallen for Ocellus instead of Yona?41 words
- Twilight and Sunny switched places?116 words
- Tall Pipp tripped?5 words
- zipp was the one who got the note from young sunny instead of Izzy?55 words
- Celestia banned Daylights savings?49 words
- argyle was still alive?39 words
- Argyle was banished to the moon? (Keep in mind that there’s no magic.)83 words
- Zephyr Breeze was king of Zephyr Heights?103 words
- dinosaur for absolutely no reason?71 words
- 0 word chapter?1 words
- pies and cakes switched places?203 words
- someone ended yet another universe by blasting Megalovania?37 words
- The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The128 words
- saying "mayonnaise" made a random unicorn explode?85 words
- Rainbow Dash was secretly a super genius whose intelligence rivals Twilight’s?298 words
- saying a forbidden word teleported you to another world?56 words
- if what?44 words
- Equestria's anti-virus stopped working?121 words
- Twilight Sparkle became a bodybuilder?58 words
- just this once, a universe didn't end?80 words
- Shaggy appeared in Equestria and used 2% of his power?122 words
- MLP: The Next Generation was all one big fever dream?63 words
- My Little Pony was "Generic Sci-Fi Show?"80 words
- the minute Sprout said 'Discord' in his song, Discord appeared.24 words
- mayonnaise?144 words
- Alumx's Celestia was canon?45 words
- Luna got launched all the way into the next star system (ours)?35 words
- Spike worshiped Chef Boyardee?65 words
- Rainbow was a swarm of Parasprites in the shape of a Pegasus and nobody noticed?43 words
- instead of knowing how to do it instantly, Spike took 20 minutes learning how to fly when he first grew his wings after his molt?61 words
- Spike hit Twilight over the head with a roll of Bounty?47 words
- boss music started playing?80 words
- Celestia was full of Pilk?60 words
- pinkie had a pandoras box or something similar?101 words
- the Crystal Empire ran on the Source engine, but the rest of Equestria was on Unreal?35 words
- Twilight accidentally turned everypony in Equestria into alicorns?83 words
- Butter Knife woke up in an extrodinarily frilly dress?147 words
- someone gave gummy a gun?40 words
- Twilight bought Spike a Switch for Hearth's Warming?112 words
- nothing bad happened to Butter Knife?131 words
- spike wake up in among us ?54 words
- Sunset was asked if she ever heard of Among Us?80 words
- Among Us except it’s only impostors?85 words
- Twilight brought the generic brand of Chef Boyardee instead?54 words
- smol pip had hypnotic powers and attempted to use them on sweetie giraffe?1 words
- Sweetie Giraffe returned?41 words
- the cake Celestia bought was a lie?65 words
- Chef Boyardee went out of business?67 words
- we had an idea how we got here? :trollestia:114 words
- Zombies?24 words
- Twilight replaced the Chef Boyardee with Spaghettios?72 words
- zombies weren't that bad because ponies don't eat meat?45 words
- What if Rainbow Dash was actually a zombie, and on nightmare night she ate everypony's brains?34 words
- Apple family was responsible for Bloom and Doom Co.?50 words
- someone tried to assinate rainbow dash... with a rubber ducky.65 words
- it started raining bananas and Discord had nothing to do with it?41 words
- Applejack became Bananajack?142 words
- Twilght tried to micromanage all of Ponyville?116 words
- Twilight tried to microwave all of Ponyville?433 words
- Twilight started a melon spire and Bobert got jealous?143 words
- Twilight found a cure for stupid?92 words
- Twilight's status as melon queen gave her a frighteningly loyal bat pony army?166 words
- Twilight's plan of connecting Equus and the moon with melons attracted Sweetie Giraffe because it was too tall?62 words
- Sunburst and Starlight weren't childhood friends?818 words
- the root vegetable kingdom won the space race Twilight accidentally started?71 words
- Chancellor Neighsay was the main antagonist of School Raze instead of Cozy Glow?47 words
- .....why?48 words
- Pinkie discovered ruby chocolate?37 words
- they connected the moon to the earth so that it was dangling down and not standing tall?68 words
- Twilight made immor-tall-i-tea?131 words
- Grubber become a twist villain in the My Little Pony Movie (2017)?164 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was (heavens no) benevolent?133 words
- Twilight was yellow instead of purple?1,194 words
- Sprout ruled the equality village instead of Starlight Glimmer?47 words
- the giant robot broke down?52 words
- Twinana started a banana republic.66 words
- become a vampire hedgehog named "Grubbicula" and hungers for blood.52 words
- Apploosa declared war on the banana Republic?95 words
- What if the Banana Republic figured out how to grow in the ground and sprout back out of it?146 words
- the intro chapter was rewritten?511 words
- Spike dug a hole to China?37 words
- Legion of Doom won because they were all forklift certified?167 words
- Chancellor Neighsay had a reason for his racist behavior?215 words
- Legion of Doom from the DC comics sued the MLP Legion of Doom?106 words
- Forklift Alliance took applications for new members?155 words
- Discord's Forklift Alliance fell apart because the fishhooks kept poking the pokers?101 words
- Tempest was Neighsay's long lost childhood friend?83 words
- it is the end of the world as we know it and Celestia feels fine.:trollestia:147 words
- Spike the Dog became a mascot?12 words
- the members of the Forklift Alliance lost their certifications,659 words
- all of the other civilizations of the universe united against the root vegetable kingdom?72 words
- Celestia was replaced by Clippy?91 words
- the final battle was absolute, unbridled, braincell destroying chaos?186 words
- the world actually was ending, but it affected absolutely no one?140 words
- Rarity woke up with a potato on her horn?107 words
- Rarity was Rare Tea?88 words
- Equestria was located in a galaxy far, far away?109 words
- someone tried to assassinate the princesses as a joke?70 words
- Scootaloo had a Twin?37 words
- Scootaloo had an EVIL twin?72 words
- the forklifts became pony certified?91 words
- the Forklift Six defeated Nightmare Mover?202 words
- Princess Lift Truck had trouble reintigrating into the worksite?115 words
- Moon Mart then had a big two for one sale on forklifts?153 words
- potatoes were rare?193 words
- Fluttershy married a cabbage?176 words
- the real reason Fluttershy married the cabbage instead of Discord was because he was unbased and had skill issues?58 words
- one of Fluttershy's turkeys wanted to be based and redpilled, but being a turkey, it had to settle for being baste and breadpilled?226 words
- Twilight had an IQ higher than Einstein?80 words
- Big Mac the Big Mac met Flurry Heart the McFlurry?41 words
- Spike the strange purple rock who actually needed to wake up?145 words
- Gummy got dentures?32 words
- Rarity found a way to make her hats have unusual effects?101 words
- Spike also developed ice breathe?47 words
- Pinkie Pie ate too much pudding?63 words
- Sunny Scarstout?24 words
- man door hand hook car door?186 words
- Mount Canterlot turned into chocolate?57 words
- Tirek and cozy glow had a mentor student relationship. Like Twilight and Celestia have? ( Platonic relationship I feel forced to add this as some people may take the word relationship wrong)99 words
- like Celestia, Tirek was just using the mentor relationship with Cozy as a means to get her to do all the hard work so he could relax?116 words
- ......what???93 words
- Scootaloo was sent to Tartarus for tax evasion149 words
- tartar sauce was the punishment in Tartarus?53 words
- Rarity got sent back to her home planet?97 words
- Spike was replaced with Spyro?218 words
- the Spyro figurine was a SPY?130 words
- the SPYro figurine was trying to sabotage MLP G5?45 words
- bug bear was just looking for a date?42 words
- PInkie Pie broke a Pinkie promise?59 words
- Rarity was an oreo instead of a marshmallow?54 words
- Equestria was saved from an invasion because they used Rarity the Oreo as a peace offering?46 words
- someone put the Rareos next to Applejacks cereal?84 words
- Rareo took over the aliens? What if that only worked because the aliens were close relatives of ants?47 words
- they ran out of Rareos and had to switch to a different brand?50 words
- Sweetie Bell tried to make her own Rareos40 words
- the next chapter didn't have any vowels?58 words
- a door collapsing did have consequences but only in the past?92 words
- Twilight actually won the Ponyville Trivia Trot Game?135 words
- Spike pressed the wrong button?87 words
- the reward for winning Trivia Trot was 1 (one) AT-4 disposable, single-use anti-tank rocket launcher?112 words
- Celestia switched places with a sentient whale just before the impact?146 words
- the explosion sent the whale to the moon?80 words
- the whale's order was Big Smoke's order from GTA: San Andreas?113 words
- the whale used the stale food to survive the heat death of the universe and became the new universe by process of elimination?170 words
- cake was considered a weapon of mass destruction?99 words
- in the new whlae universe everyone had blow holes93 words
- twilight never chased the prophecy about luna calling it bogus and never wrote a letter to Celestia. would Celestia still send her to ponyvile (based on the fact in the comics it's canon the only reason Celestia knows her latest student will fulfill256 words
- Scootaloo was on The Price Is Right?77 words
- Equestria is full of cringe :/?61 words
- Angel Bunny hid Discords deodorant? [Honestly idk first thing that popped into my head when i decided to disregard all previous context]99 words
- Twilight realized gelatin is commonly made from animal hooves?171 words
- Celestia had non-regenerating hooves?64 words
- eating too much jello makes you grow hooves?158 words
- the mirror pool made Rainbow Dash clones that had Rarity's personality?93 words
- Rainbow Dash was the defect clone all along?77 words
- Twilight was Luna's daughter..... again171 words
- Whale universe got duplicated by the mirror pool while it was still malfunctioning and giving all the clones hard core Rarity vibes?59 words
- Rariwhale was the princess of Wales?31 words
- Celestia became tiny and turns into a Breezie" ??18 words
- ponies generally had trouble counting?27 words
- Spike threw a remote at a painting of Celestia? And what if the painting of Celestia caught that remote?99 words
- Equestria updated its physics engine?68 words
- Luna broke the record for eating the most cheese quesadillas from Sweetie Taco Belle in a single sitting?12 words
- ShadOwObolts?59 words
- Scootaloot read the fine print and found a loophole out of that contract?102 words
- the next chapter was a rickroll?144 words
- Rarity tried to be French, but couldn't because France doesn't exist?150 words
- Sombra wore a sombrero?95 words
- someone stole his maracas?54 words
- rainbow Dash was evil the entire time.126 words
- someone stole Sweetie Giraffe?52 words
- Scootaloo was a ghost?13 words
- Rainbow Dash was a defect clone of Celestia132 words
- Rainbow Dash took over Equestria with her DNA test?31 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was Santa?59 words
- Celestia's coolness was negative, making Rainbow's coolness even more negative?298 words
- Sunny and Izzy switched roles in the movie?33 words
- Pinkie just stored her food in her cheeks like a hamster?51 words
- Twilight took "New Year New You" far to literally and started changing everything and everyone around her?186 words
- this story turned seven years old?700 words
- there actually was a serious chapter for once? Like, no trolling gimmicks, just something mildly serious...but also involving PvZ for some reason???233 words
- twilight never started writing what ifs. so we must ask. What if Octavia had a crush on Spike?23 words
- all the pies turned into cakes and all the cakes turned into pies?231 words
- Rainbow Dash was sus?57 words
- Twilight Sparkle was E V E R Y P O N Y?375 words
- Pinkie Pie got food poisoning?54 words
- instead of Celestia banishing Nightmare Moon, she accidentally banished the moon?156 words
- the moon banished Celestia and Luna to Equestria?55 words
- Twilight banned Canned Ravioli after Spike kept getting his snout stuck in the can?113 words
- Celestia and Luna stole the moon as revenge?88 words
- Chef Boyardee sought revenge for being banned?190 words
- we found out what was in Luna's g4m3r cl0s3t™?328 words
- Luna promoted a new brand of cheese?1,250 words
- a new hoof touches the beacon?18 words
- Twilight Spaghetti and friends used the Elements of Pasta and the Magic of Fettuccine to fight off Chef Boyardee?52 words
- the Mane 6 realized they couldn't truly defeat Chef Boyardee since Italians can move up to Mach 3 speeds?43 words
- more Chef Boyardee shenanigans?147 words
- nobody expected the spanish inquisition?41 words
- Rainbow Dash was dared to stick a lightbulb in her mouth?67 words
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- Everything was the same except that Rainbow Dash was forklift certified?64 words
- It was going to yeet tomorrow?61 words
- there was more dakka?65 words
- there was LESS dakka?74 words
- there was just the right amount of dakka?95 words
- there was too much dakka?71 words
- Luna made Taco Tuesday mandatory?100 words
- Story pitch: Fractures1,277 words
- Equestria was saved with cringe?148 words
- the rusty safety scissors took over Equestria as it's rightful ruler instead?268 words
- Celestia was a Jedi master?111 words
- This chapter was written at 2 am on a phone?138 words
- Pinkie Pie was secretly not pink?89 words
- Pinkie Pie was secretly not Pie? Like an unholy brussel-sprouts-broccoli-cauliflower amalgamation?140 words
- Pajama Sam ruled Ponyville (and then Equestria after that)?72 words
- somepony teleported bread?133 words
- Celestia was so eepy?133 words
- the author did a serious chapter?329 words
- Trixie forged an alliance with an unkindness of ravens?131 words
- Catra, Scorpia, and Entrapta steal Rainbow Dash's secret stash of garlic bread?271 words
- instead of friendship or whatever, Twilight beat Tirek with Missiles of Nuclear Justice140 words
- Fluttershy sued the fandom for using her face as a profanity censor?42 words
- Applejack and Rainbow Dash's Elements of Harmony were switched?61 words
- Fluttershy and Rarity's elements were snitched?69 words
- Twilight and Pinkie's elements were stitched?121 words
- Princess Twilight kept a shrunken version of Celestia in her pocket for advice?160 words
- Twilight was just a figment of Princess Celestia's imagination?785 words
- the shrunken Celestia was evil the whole time?239 words
- Protect Pudding Paradox?107 words
- Techie didn't break Fimfiction in the next chapter?43 words
- Changelings invaded Japan (300 years ago)?124 words
- Fimfiction broke the space time continuum?190 words
- the only one able to fix the space time continuum was Hackerman?284 words
- the space time continuum decided to take a vacation from all the bs going on.84 words
- every prompt posted on this story was implemented in one chapter simultaneously?111 words
- Spike had to clean the mess all the explosions made?51 words
- Celestia invoked the 2nd Amendment when Sunset tried to steal Twilight's crown?129 words
- this chapter had to be written in the form of a question?77 words
- the chapter had to be written in the form of interjections?17 words
- Pajama Sam bought Ponyville?101 words
- Twilight was a glizard?108 words
- interjections interjected themselves?151 words
- Twilight used her new Glizard powers to make it big in the hot dog selling business?187 words
- Spike had Ravioli breath? (Able to breathe Ravioli)290 words
- Apple Bloom, because she doubted Spike's ravioli breath, was given garlic bread breath (able to breathe garlic bread) to go with all that ravioli?369 words
- everyone stopped reading because they were now super hungry for Italian?99 words
- Spike and Apple Bloom use their respective powers to wage war with Olive Garden?132 words
- Scootaloo took over a Texas Roadhouse?162 words
- applebloom used her garlic bread powers to make the best [REDACTED] grilled cheese the world has ever known?262 words
- Pinkie Pie got all the villains (all the G4 ones) and brought them together for a big party, and they actually enjoyed it?319 words
- when Twilight ascend, she was taken to the Council of Purple Ones to decide her power?252 words
- Celestia decided to burn down an Applebee's, a practice that is not only legal, but generally encouraged.208 words
- an army of sentient donuts attacked equestira with help from the giant monkey man who once terrorized the ninth dimension173 words
- when you become an alicorn, you also slowly morph into a Biblically-accurate angel, and most of your power is used to maintain the illusion of a winged unicorn?104 words
- the next chapter was narrated by David Attenborough?83 words
- Luna suddenly realized she peaked in high school [despite never actually going to high school] so she fakes a bunch of documents to enroll herself in princess celestia's school for gifted unicorn but accidently actually enrolls herself in Professor X43 words
- Ginosaji set its sights on Lyra Heartstrings?221 words
- pinkie pie got a medal for opening a jar198 words
- Lyra took away ALL the spoons?88 words
- there was something involved [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED] showed up, followed by Chrysalis sobbing in defeat while hugging Starlight like she was a teddy bear, and Starlight says: "It's tradition"?214 words
- The Ginosaji summoned a spoon made out of non-spoons to counter Lyra?51 words
- Thanos gave Twilight salad powers instead, because everybody needed to be eating healthier?147 words
- Apple Bloom's garlic bread powers meant she could still reform her vaporized body, assuming there was enough garlic bread present?91 words
- Princess Celestia became a goat?143 words
- the peasantry couldn't actually overthrow Celesita precisely because she'd become a goat?405 words
- Princess Celestia stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasant, West Virginia?59 words
- Trixie cloned herself upside down three times and tried to take over the Crystal Empire and Seaquestria with flamethrowers being held by kittens wearing PJs on bikes?166 words
- the jar Pinkie had opened was full of pickles instead of jelly beans?68 words
- equestria was attacked by the fire nation?287 words
- the Goat Moon was made of goat cheese?227 words
- one day Not Luna ate her way through the Moon?164 words
- Equestria built a super fortress on the moon?316 words
- Twilight got sent back to Magic Kindergarten?140 words
- the pony only known as Yeag became the new hero of the story?306 words
- Astronaut Twilight spent her time taped to the ceiling of magic kindergarten on a nice game of Counter-Strike?193 words
- Twilight used her newfound salad powers to turn Celestia into actual celery?159 words
- Twilight tried to wake up from the fever dream that "What If..." has become?975 words
- something something Adam Sandler's Click?162 words
- the whale that had become the new universe was the one who was actually having the fever dream?63 words
- Pinkie Pie got diagnosed with Bad Syndrome?61 words
- Twilight pondered her orb115 words
- Celestia got super drunk off rum cake and forced fluttershy and octavia to married because she always secretly shipped it?72 words
- Spike pondered his cube?126 words
- a herd of Mareep [they are adorable electric sheep pokemon] and a single Wooloo [an adorable super round normal sheep pokemon] took over Twilight's castle because as adorable sheep they are cuter and friendlier making them as a collective more fit to45 words
- the major villains were on a road trip, and accidentally became the Fellowship of the Ring?79 words
- Celestia had an Orb of her own?161 words
- that orb was an orb of dragonkind?88 words
- Tall Pipp did a comeback tour?147 words
- that genie came from the Land Down Under?145 words
- Tall Pipp and Sweetie Giraffe fused into one being?34 words
- Spike came back from anger management more powerful than ever?142 words
- Tall Pip/Sweetie Giraffe had to fight What if's greatest villains?237 words
- the Orb of Dragonkind served as a literal magnet to all dragons?25 words
- the comically large impact drill Spike tossed aside accidentally fixed something when it landed?91 words
- everyone thought Twilight was a rock?146 words
- Rarity had a sudden and unexplained obsession with pinecones.75 words
- Twiggles found a green bean56 words
- Sweetie Giraffee became president and Scootaroo vice president? And Tall Pipp became the secretary of state?133 words
- Chrysalis was assaulted by swiss cheese60 words
- every other word Twilight said was inaudible?56 words
- Every What If Was Canon?180 words
- Limit Break: 1001198 words
- a finale?1,828 words
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