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Shadow Valkyrie

"I can say without a doubt that there are an infinite number of unverses. Some are just like our own... but for one or two significant events, exactly the same." -Lex Luthor


Twilight Sparkle has died. Now she is free from earthly bonds that once shackled her. Beginning a new life, one that can be compared to godhood, she returns. But for what purpose?

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 36 )

So Twilight dies and gets chosen to become GodSatan because the original GodSatan was essentially dying of old age. Now as GodSatan she must keep the balance of the universe, though I don't really know what that entails.

When I first read your summary I was imagining a lich Twilight so this is quite a step up from that, I've no idea how you're going to write a supposedly omnipotent/omniscient Twilight and make it interesting but I'll keep an eye on this.

im sorry but every time i see a god like charecter talking to a mortal all i see is morgan freeman in a white suit proclaiming himself to be god

6883997 God/Satan dies of old age. I now realize how weird that sounds.

6892729 Yeah I thought it was kind of odd too, if God/Satan has a natural end that means They are just an extremely long lived being, also if They can't prevent Their own end then I suppose They also aren't truly omnipotent. So in the end this God/Satan is a bit gimped in comparison to the supposed Catholic Jehovah.

well uhh huh dick move olympions

6884041 Don't apologize;Morgan Freeman is blessed with the voice of God.

Well shit, we have a pissed off god sparkle. Can we call her synthia? I don't know why, but I have always wanted to see a female villain named that.

Any plans to continue ?

*reads first two paragraphs*........ :fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry::applecry::raritycry::raritydespair: fuck you man *sob* fuck you

also first comment YEAH

7102861 not villain, a Neutral maintainer of balance

This shows.... Promise. The dark brotherhood and I will be watching. *Melts away into the shadows*

Buahahahahahaha oh this will be good. Now let's see what goes horribly wrong first and I almost feel bad for Discord when he crosses paths with the new Twilight. Let the games begin and the blood flow!


It took a few minutes, but my mind dredged it up. Sounds terrifying.

Granted, I prefer something with a little more energy. Sounds twisted.

Why the hell does it keep ending when it starts getting good? Lazy bastards.

Well, this is weird, good kind of weird tho.

Guess I'll be tracking this.

Strip her of any emotions, and Nemesis Sparkle would be a perfect villain.
However, if her 'amusement' over Celestia's suffering is more than just an act, I would start to question those "crushed emotions and attachments". :trixieshiftright:

Good chapter BTW. Keep it coming. :D

7562062 hello? Multiverse? There definetely is a world where Sparky is "evil" in one way or other.

While I doubt Twi could go evil, nice to see an update.

7563724 i just thought i would remind you about the multiverse.....:pinkiesad2:

sorry, if i made you angry....:ajsleepy:

7563741 no dont worry im not angry. it was just me going well fuck you are right

*Knock, knock*
Can you spare some time to talk about our lord and savior the Multiverse? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

:facehoof: That was terrible....

Wow just now realized that this was updated. I swear i was tracking this. But i like the new chapter. I have to ask does she have no emotions or does she. Cause the third chapter made me think she doesn't. But the new one shows she does.

Reading this is really enjoyable. Will there be more chapters?

The Aether and the Nether. Heaven and Hell. Olympus and the Underworld. Asgard and Hel. Why they named us as places I do not know, for whatever reason. The kind voice lost her train of thought for a second, thinking. How rude of me! We have a guest! Need to stay focused, but also ignorant.

Anybody else catch the minecraft reference in there?

Alas, he was not only insane, but old. He had a few gaps in his memory. He responded with: "Ha! There are only 3 princesses! Die, you foul demon!"

Now, what the actual fuck?
This is the most concentrated bullshit i heard in years.

Well, the whole chapter feels like a drunkard's dream.
Mixed with vomit.

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