His biceps flexed, splitting the seams of his shirt sleeves. He'd prayed for this moment, for a home-invader he could snap in half like a skinny twig. So what if it was a woman burglar? He could still fight while sporting a boner. He clapped his hands twice. The ceiling light turned on. That's right. He has the Clapper. What of it?
The first thing that stood out to my semi-critical eyes was the style of writing. Thus far, this is only the first of your works my eyes have laid upon, but, I must say, you know how to leave a worthy impression upon my mind and body. In light of this -though I have only read the first of these dual chapters- I give you my up vote and a thank you, for giving a piece worth reading.
"Hmm," Celestia purred, "Indeed. You have been very naughty this year." Her magic flickered his computer on, bringing his screen to life. "I've been reading what you've been writing about me. Tsk Tsk, such a dirty mind." He felt his face go pale, expecting to become the thirteenth person to be on the moon.
Well, I did say that it wasn't really Christmas until you've frenched Fleur's ponut beneath the mistletoe. This should make for a suitable substitute.
you actually did it
You madman
*Clap, clap, clap*
6765507 You've confused the letters 'o' and 'a' again.
This alone has my up vote.
6765507
Hey, stop turning the lights off!
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Not bad.
Johnnie Walker taste like crap. Glenlivet is much better, also good story.
I think you mean at in that sentence. Anyway, so far so good. Can't wait to see what happens next.
The first thing that stood out to my semi-critical eyes was the style of writing. Thus far, this is only the first of your works my eyes have laid upon, but, I must say, you know how to leave a worthy impression upon my mind and body. In light of this -though I have only read the first of these dual chapters- I give you my up vote and a thank you, for giving a piece worth reading.
the whole thing is ryme....well I just lost 5 bucks
6768691 you turnin the lights on and off with that clapping tho.
Did you steal that? Because if you didn't that's a damn good one.
6773582 6773596 "A Batman Returns quote, in my clopfic?"
It's more likely than you think.
When she burned the pants all I could think was..."welp, my keys were in there...and my wallet."
6774015 that was the line poison ivy said to robin right if i remember the movie correctly
Are those references to Princess Bride and Bruce Almighty that I spot?
The idea of the story got my curiosity. The references got my attention. Carry on.
beautifully written my friend! its not often that Celestia gets to have a life as mentioned. but still wonderful story
Hahaha, what a start to this, a glorious bit of work it is, nicely done
I'm reading this again because tis the season of christmas, and boy does it feel like opening a new present all over again.
Here again for my annual holiday read. Cheers!
Oh buck! she knows!