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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student - milesprower06



Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.

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Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Refugee Crisis

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Refugee Crisis


THE FOAL FREE PRESS
PONYVILLE VOTES TO DENY ASYLUM TO GOAT REFUGEES

Controversy is sweeping across our nation this week as the majority of cities are voting to not harbor refugee goats seeking asylum from the war-torn middle eastern nation of Cereal, known for its goat's milk and other breakfast-related exports. Ponyville is among the towns now refusing to harbor the goats.

"My voters and townsponies have spoken; we don't want them here." Mayor Mare said in a press conference after making the decision official.

"The only goats I saw in the Ponyville area were Iron Will's stage assistants, and they didn't seem so bad," Ponyville resident Pinkie Pie began. "But I've seen Goat Simulator, and I know what those creatures are capable of."

Public opinion on accepting refugees shifted drastically after terrorist attacks in Hayris, Prance, although there is mounting evidence that said refugees had nothing to do with the attacks.

Princess Twilight Sparkle could not be reached for her input, because she's currently charging 100 bits for a 30 minute interview, and we're just fucking fillies.

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