Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

The Hooffields and McColts

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

The Hooffields and McColts

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Dear McColts,

I can't believe you fell for the cake.

Everypony knows the cake is a lie!

-Twilight

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Dear Fluttershy,

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the map just had you come along because "animals".

To think I could've had some time to myself. It would have been so nice to just recline and watch these two families play catapult.

-Princess Twilight

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Dear Twilight,

I don't care how spread out your books are, stay the fuck off of my throne. Celestia only knows where that ass of yours has been.

-Applejack

Author's Note:

150 chapters of McBitchyPants Twilight!

Comments

[Voldine]

That author's note wouldn't be half as funny if I hadn't just started playing a new Skyrim character the other day.

[ShadowLDrago]

Everypony knows the cake is a lie!

Goddamn it Nappa! I mean Twilight! I mean Nappa!

[Lithl]

Twilight sitting on the wrong throne actually bothered me when watching the episode. And that's canon Twilight.

[Phazon]

Dear Twilight,

I don't care how spread out your books are, stay the fuck off of my throne. Celestia only knows where that ass of yours has been.

-Applejack

Thank you. I couldn't have been the only person asking, "What the hell are you doing on AJ's throne?" at that scene.

[kooarbiter]

how did I miss that?

also the skyrim .gif was glorious

[blazikenking]

The cake is a lie.
Then have some pie.
The pie is a fake.
Then have some cake.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Dear McColts,
I can't believe you fell for the cake.
Everypony knows the cake is a lie!
-Twilight

Apparently, the McColts didn't. But what did you expect from a family that was shocked to learn there were more than two alicorns? They clearly don't get out much.

[1stChosenStar]

Dear Twilight,
I don't care how spread out your books are, stay the fuck off of my throne. Celestia only knows where that ass of yours has been.
-Applejack

Hang on, I may have forgotten, did twilight really get laid in this universe or is she still clopping to death?

[treos]

lol bet that episode was fun. that feud between those 2 families will probably never end.

edit: oh and that gif. taking down buildings with you're voice alone from a good distance. quite the impressive feat. that guy must have quite the mighty shouting voice.

[Chapelseed]

6665126 Muffins are safe

[Neko Majin C]

My dearest Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,

I am so happy for you! The map finally called you somewhere. It is unfortunate that Fluttershy had to be the one to come with you. She did not happen to mention me or anything, did she? I am not asking for any reason. It is not like I said anything nice about her and am afraid of the consequences such a deed would bring upon my person. I was just thinking that had she mentioned me, it would remind you that you have not seen me for nine days. I am still trapped in this book.

Signed your loyal slave who is still booked solid,
Neko Majin C.

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~KBO.

[articunos bitch]

Dear Twilight,
I don't care how spread out your books are, stay the fuck off of my throne. Celestia only knows where that ass of yours has been.
-Applejack

Applejack knows someplaces where it's been, unfortunatly.

[Wolverine]

6665852 Yes, after she became princess.

[Nyerguds]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the map just had you come along because "animals".

I had the exact opposite impression actually. Like Twilight was only there because of her magic. It was Fluttershy who solved everything...

[Sollace]

6737553
Same, it just seemed like Twilight was floundering the whole time.

Or who knows, maybe it's both.