Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
To anyone who just got an alert for this chapter:
False alarm. No idea why, but this chapter had a red indicator on it, and for some reason required re-publishing. No idea how long it was like this.
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Hiatus Bonus Chapter
Conspiracy Theory
FOAL FREE PRESS
CELESTIAL ERA - 1,000-YEAR HOAX?
Princess Twilight Sparkle has spawned a fresh wave of controversy this week by claiming that the Celestial Era millennium was a hoax, and that Luna's banishing to the moon was staged.
"I'm not questioning that Luna was sent somewhere for one thousand years, I'm just doubting it was the moon. Her sister wasn't the only thing she sent away in a fit of rage. Toasters that burn her bread, festivity lights that went out, the list goes on. One of things she couldn't work worth a damn were cameras, so we got some footage of the "moon" that Luna was on, prancing and dancing around happily."
The key to Twilight's claim is that camera footage of Luna prancing.
"Her mane is moving and waving around. That's not possible when there is no atmosphere on the moon. How would she even be breathing up there? Also, you seriously expect us to believe that she just happily pranced around up there for one thousand years? She wasn't pissed or anything? If I was up there, I totally would have written a message in the moon surface, something along the lines of, oh, I don't know, 'Celestia is a whore.'?"
The footage of Luna also brings up the point that Celestia claims she banished Nightmare Moon, not Luna.
Twilight is not alone in her conspiracy theories. Others claim that Celestia and Luna worked together to win the "space race" against then-rival nation Griffondor.
Of course, Twilight conveniently ignores the marvel of modern telescopes, which have confirmed the presence of large piles of defective appliances on the moon's surface.
"I'm not going anywhere near another telescope. If I focus in on the moon, I'll probably end up with another eye patch."
Dear Sister,
I think we may have a problem. They are on to us about the moon.
Sincerely,
Luna
Dear Luna,
It's hardly my fault that it took you a millennium to get that Overkill achievement in Haylo 3, and had to pass all ruling responsibilities to me in the meantime.
Sincerely,
Celestia
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OH GOSH HAYLO HAHAHAHAHA
That last line!
If you believe that Celestia put a mare on the moon!
If you believe there's nothing up Celestia's sleeve!
That is all.
10/10
OMG YES
Gamer Luna is best Luna!
Some has to post it.
Buzz Aldrin will punch Twilight in the face
HAHAHAHAHAHA--- Wait a minute, if Luna was never banished to the moon, then how did she turn into Nightmare Moon? Did she assume her ultimate form or something?
4809122 Wrong, the pegasis she mentioned actually did sixteen proper barrel rolls. Unlike Star Fox and crew.
4809111 Raindrops was holding each item with Derpy before they fell, and you presume it's because of the girl with off-center eyes? Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Obvious joke is obvious but:
And it's amazing how many people still think the moon landing was faked. Even if it was, there's still no explanation behind the American flag that remains on the moon's surface.
4809503
I love that guy...so much.
4809698 Who doesn't?
Twilight has a point, if Luna was banished to the moon, why did she not make her escape during the first moon landing?
KBO.
4809503 A true conspiricist would claim all the powerful telescopes capable of viewing the landing sites are controlled by the illuminati and have show fake images when pointed at the moon. And that Mythbusters were paid to make up science on the spot.
Dear Princess Twilight,
You should probably be wary of thought control rays and psychotronic scanning, don't mind that. You'll be protected if you make this hat...
-Cheese Sandwich
P.S. Maybe you'll choose a refreshing herbal tea?
4809938 Because being stuck on the moon for 1,000 years makes you pretty lonely. So naturally, when other life set foot (or hoof or other type of transportation) on it, she was happy to have someone to play with.
How old was that camera by the way? Because depending on the age of the footage than it's either impossible to claim that she was in the moon for thousands of years or she was just simply visiting the moon after the incident.
Dear Sun-butt:
Next time Moon-butt goes on an extended vacation, why not hire someone to replace her? Why, I know of a certain Draconequus who would be more than willing to dress up like an alicorn for 1000 years!
Sincerely, Mr. Q,
who is totally not Discord, and totally not planning on retaking the throne4809183 *NMM appears*
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
4809704
Moon/luna haters.
So Celestia was mooning Twi. I buy that.
To be fair, that achievement took a while, and i like how it's like the conspiricy that the moon landing was staged in real life so kudos to you! But honestly, it must be boring up there!
... fuck
4819327 Hahahaha! Buck you Skippy.
4856149 Halo: 3, it's a pun
It is the only achievement I never got in Halo 3...
That achievement was not that hard.