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These are random assorted pony tales which, as the title implies, are more or less pointless in the grand scheme of the universe. Yet for some reason, they still exist.

Chapters (9)
Comments ( 34 )

This was rather cute, though for some reason I had this song running through my head while I was reading it. Not sure why though.

6743925 Also I've had that Purple People eater song stuck in my head all day. :P

You know if you don't want multiple visits you could have just called Jay and Silent Bob.

6745732 Thank you for taking the time to review these by the way. I appreciate it. :)

6743925 D'aww thank you. And I love that song! It has always been one of my favorites.

6745736 No problem, Oh I got to meet Jason Muse in person. Even got his autograph, he's a great guy.

6746212 Wow, that is really cool. I've met a lot of authors. But not too many actors, comedians, or anything. ;P

6746264 That's great, he's the only famous person I got to meet. He was in town for the comicon here in Tulsa.

I think some little pony needs to learn a quick lesson, so let's sing about it.

6746297 For some reason I always seem to miss the celebrities at comic cons and such. :rainbowlaugh:

6746368 I love Cowboy Bebop. Great show, great movie. And perfect video here. :P

"O~oh ya Cthulhu, he's so~o great. Every mortal loves him but forgets I exist." Grumbled one of a few Elder Gods sitting in a bar.

Walking up to him Cthulhu patted him on the back, "You're just jealous because mortals tend to summon me more often."

Downing his pint of beer the other slurred his words as he waved his hands to fill his glass back up, "No they soom, sloom, som..." Waving his hand back and fort in front of his face he soon grabbed his beer ready to down it believing he was not at the right level of drunk, "call you by mistake. If they called me by mistake we would have a grand old time."

"You know you are not allowed in the mortal plane Centzon Totochtin, not after last time."

Drinking his beer the god turned and shouted at all of the patrons in the bar, "Oh I'm so~o sorry. I turn all the water in the mortal realm into alcohol for one week, and everyone has a problem with it. How about you Cthulhu, you destroyed several of the mortal planes just because they didn't have anything to appease you." Pointing around the bar he began to try and shame everyone there, "And what about the rest of you, you each did something just as bad as me. I at least let them have fun with what I gave them, is that really so bad?"

6746429 I could see this as the hidden animation after he credits. lol

“He that can have patience can have what he will.”
― Benjamin Franklin

“Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beware the foreign exchange student Jason, he has a bit of an issue when meeting anyone new. Also don't mess with his machete if you value your life limbs organs... eh... just don't test your luck.

snafu-comics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/070924_snafu.jpg?344a3a Sorry I couldn't help myself, it was the first thing I thought about after reading.

6746410 They are always at the far end past the comics, art, hand crafted items and such. Oh and my thoughts on the last chapter... or the eighth chapter reminds me of this.

6746455 Good quotes. Probably too deep for this story though. lol

6746628 To be honest it was the best I could find.

6746612 I love prank videos! They are great. Good share.

6756133 Ya he did a great job for a while there.

This is adorable!:rainbowkiss:

Also, grammar nazi time, just because I'm a butthead:derpytongue2::

then

Should be, "than".:rainbowwild:

Also, the "lurving" is quite funny.:rainbowlaugh:

7209745 I am glad that you enjoyed reading it and thank you for catching the grammar error. Fair warning; the stories only get weirder from here. So prepare yourself for some weird shizzle. :p

7209755

Well, my eyes are already scorched, so I might as well continue reading.:rainbowwild:

7209762 Hurray! Let me know what you think.

This is the greatest story in the universe.

8828014 Aww thank you. I appreciate the compliment. :)

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