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HOH MAH GOWD!
Thanks for warning me, here I was about to pour wine up my ass, close call. :rainbow laugh:
The hilarity
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But why snipps!!!!!!!!
*looks at warning*
Well... I know what I'm doing tonight.
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.....
Bueno.
But how am I supposed to make buttwine if I can't pour alcohol in my butt?
My brain is full of fuck, and I love it.
Actually, enema intoxication isn't an unheard of practice. In fact, in the early days of humanity, where debauchery was high in certain cultures (instead of just behind closed doors now), after getting too drunk to hold alcohol down (i.e throwing it up) they'd take it in other orifices... or rather just the one. *cough*Mayans*cough* Just ... putting that out there....
Anywho, for the story itself, it started out as fairly well thought out and quality smut before it then rushed to a conclusion. Almost like, you had more interest in the lead up to the sex and the intercourse itself was left as three large block paragraphs set before the fade out with the conclusion attached at the end. I don't feel it should get a thumbs up, but neither a thumbs down. I shall leave thee as a neutral. Still, interesting approach so I thank you for the entertainment.
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Didn't I read this on Pastebin several months back? Great to see it here.
good story, but it seems a bit rushed im one to talk, all mine are rushed too, but yeah,
EPICSAUCE HOTNESS!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!
Wine in ass?
Do i want to try?
that was awesome. lol, Things that aren't hot: Dad, wounds, broken horns, Snips
Crystallize the face isn't there. DAFUQ IS UP WHIT TIS STOREH!?
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two words Me Gusta
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This is my first time reading a Berry Punch clopfic. And damn, this was... I don't even have words enough to say how amazing this was.
But yeah, the sex scene itself felt rushed, also I question Snail's legality for everything that happens (though given his size is apparently enough to make a mare who's HAD CHILDREN think it was BIG, I assume he's somewhat older than canon. Hell, he might have been kept back a year at some point or something).
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Doing an alcoholic enema was on 1000 Ways to Die.
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703827 The power of friendship!
Actually; you can easily get incredibly intoxicated by 'butt-chugging'. Same drunkenness, zero chance of failing a breathalyzer test if you get pulled over, and about twice as bad in terms of long-term damage to your body.
2708007 I'm sorry Dad, but nobody's going to miss this for the world. My name's Steve-O, and this is the Butt-Chug.
:3
703827 I't basically an enema with wine.
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I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be underage.
/ss/ stands for straight shota: A sub-genre of shotacon hentai that depicts young boys (usually under 15 years old) paired with women (who are typically as young as the boy or older).
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Actually, lungs are passing alcohol no matter how it entered the bloodstream
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eh whatever