There’s a pest in Carousel Boutique that only Fluttershy can deal with. But what happens when it’s the one animal, the one thing in all Equestria, that Fluttershy hates more than anything? The answer: absolute bucking destruction!
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APOCALYPSE SHY
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Well she's not wrong! Those things are fucking indestructible! And it's not even like they play some vital role in the ecosystem - no, they're disease carriers, they bite, they shit everywhere, they need to be genocided.
6739041 Who else but Fluttershy can do what no other pony can't?
6739435 I love crazy Fluttershy.
6739668 Yup. Probably would have survived the nuking of Ponyville anyway. Course, crushing it completely, as AJ did, seems to be pretty effective.
10 out of 10 the most funniest thing I have read so far and I read a lot
6744772 Glad you enjoyed it.
Yes!
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If the nuclear missile had failed to destroy the cockroach, what could they have done but to call in the next-higher-powered destructive force in Equestria: The Cutie Mark Crusaders.
Above that, there's the combined forces of Celestia and Luna. Above that, there's Discord unleashed, and then--Applejack's hoof.
They just skipped a few steps.
If Applejack had failed, they'd have had to invite Maude to the party. Maude... Now that's scary.
7297890 She'd probably have adopted the little bugger, named it "Bug" or something.
Well this was certainly different, hahaha
Nice job.
For some reason, this reminded me of those chicken fights from Family Guy.
7496691 Doesn't it?
7436735 Glad you liked it.
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Loved it!
so, all i have to do to have access to nuclear missiles, is record fluttershy's voice and rip out one of her eyeballs and/or clone her, rip the clones eye out, and kill the clone. im going to have some fun.
LMAO!
I did not know Rarity was into swordplay. Perhaps you mean "fainting" and "fainted"?
Staring, hmm.
And, can someone please tell me what I just read?
7751420 Thanks for pointing out those errors.
And to answer your question, it's a comedy.
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That much is clear. Where the hell did you get the idea for this from? That one deranged part of your mind?
7752123 Pretty much, yeah.
7752373 the thing is still alive. bring the sun down on it's head. that'll kill it
7768712 Or will it?
7768736 sir the planet will be dead, it'll die
I do! :)I like cockroaches that is, probably Jhonathan Wojick and Jason Bittel do as well.
It probably would have been funnier (in my mind)if rarity liked cockroaches though.
OOC the fic is pretty funny, I suppose although I have seen lots of other people react this way...well before the gun part.
The idea of "putting great weight upon a feather" is nicely demonstrated here.
O my god... I have never laughed for so long in my entire life than when I read this. This is pure comedy. I'm not kidding, I was laughing for 10 minutes straight.
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I read this before?! Well. It's 2022 and I'm still laughing.