• Published 2nd Jan 2016
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Luna Gets a Quad Feed - Unidentified



Luna hits a quad and everyone loses their minds.

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QUAAAAAAADFEEEEEEEEEEEED

"You cannot comprehend my amazing sniping skills! I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU!" Luna shouted.

"Oh shut it Luna. You haven't even won a single quickscope match against me," said Celestia.

"You only won those matches because I was lagging!" Luna retorted.

"Oh sure, blame the lag. Just accept the fact that you suck at sniping," said Celestia.

"I WILL NEVER ADMIT IT!" Luna screamed.

Luna and Celestia were sniping each other in a 1v1 FFA quickscoping match. They were playing on MW3 on the map Erosion. They were on the same console so it was a split-screen match. Celestia was in the lead with 11 kills. Luna was trailing behind with only 4. One of them had to reach 15 kills in order to win the match. The only difference was that they had to trickshot for the final kill.

Luna was determined to beat Celestia this time. She had lost 7 games in a row but that wasn't going to stop her from reaching her goal. This will be her comeback! Her time to shine!

"STOP SPAWN KILLING ME!" Luna shouted.

Or not...

Celestia was now at 14, Luna was still stuck on 4. Luna was desperate to win the match, even if it meant cheating. In the world of quickscoping, it was a sin to kill a player with a weapon that wasn't a sniper, a pistol, or a throwing knife/tomahawk. If a quickscoper wanted to use streaks, they would either need to use the specialist streaks or non-lethal streaks like UAV, CUAV, EMP, etc.

Luna was running Overkill on her class setup and secretly had an AA-12 as her secondary. She was also running lethal streaks like the IMS and the Attack Helicopter. Luna could see Celestia near the tower, standing on the edge of the broken bridge.

"Luna get in the spot so we can end this match," said Celestia.

"Fine..." said Luna.

She walked over to the broken bridge and stood next to a large tree not far from it. Celestia jumped off of the bridge and did a 720, switching her guns back and forth. She shot once with her sniper. She missed. Luna took the chance to run towards Celestia, pulling out her AA-12 and dumping the entire magazine into Celestia's face.

"Hey! That's cheating!" Celestia said angrily.

"No it's not! It's perfectly fair!" Luna smiled devilishly.

"Okay then, since you want to play dirty I'll use this class instead!" Celestia said. Next thing Luna knew, she had lost to Celestia by an MP7. "Get on my level you loser!"

Celestia had then gotten up and left the room. Luna sat there, upset and furious that she had lost yet again.

"I hate this stupid game..." Luna removed the game disc from the console and placed it back into its rightful place. She had then took out a different game and placed it into the console: Advanced Warfare.

Luna didn't really play much of it due to the new Exo-Movement system and the Skill Based Matchmaking but this time it was an exception. The game had a new mode in it called One Shot which was basically sniper heaven for quickscopers and trickshotters. She actually had plans to play One Shot with a few friends of hers. Luna invited her friends as soon as she connected to the multiplayer servers. 3 new players had soon joined the party.

LunaSnipesWell

SKSnipezzz

TrikkyCaddy

TwiZ360

"Shining, Cadance and Twilight. Nice of you to join me today," Luna said over the mic.

"Luna, are you sure you want to play this mode?" Shining Armor asked. "You're not necessarily the best at sn-"

"Please do not question my skills, Shining," said Luna.

"Okay, fine then."


The four of them spent most of their time joining and leaving lobbies mainly because the maps were just awful. They had finally stopped when they had found their desired map, Terrace, appear on the loading screen. And lucky for them, the game had just started! They chose their class setups and went into battle.

"Us four and two randoms? This should be fun," said Shining.

"Alright, don't let them kill you too much. We can't afford to suffer de-" Luna's sentence was cut off as a sniper shot her from behind. "Damn it!"

"Welp, looks like the other team took the lead," said Cadance.

"I NEED SOME ASSISTANCE OVER HERE!" Twilight shouted. There were red dots appearing all around Twilight on the minimap.

"I'll save ya sis!" said Shining. He ran towards Twilight and killed off a couple of the attackers. Unfortunately, Twilight was shot before Shining could kill the final attacker.

"Aaaand I died," said Twilight. "You tried."

"At least I avenged you."

The match went on for a few minutes. Luna's team was 15 kills ahead of the other team -- most of the kills coming from the two randoms. Everypony was doing well except Luna. Luna was currently at the bottom of the scoreboard with 0 kills and 10 deaths.

"Why does life hate me so much?" Luna asked herself. "All I want to do is be a good sniper!" she paused for a moment. "And beat Celestia in a 1v1!"

"How about you stop rushing and start playing defensively?" Cadance said, obviously annoyed.

"NEVER!!" Luna shouted into the mic.

"Luna's gonna cost us the game..." Twilight murmured.

Luna continuously rushed onto the enemy side, constantly missing her shots and dying. Frustration overcame Luna with each death until she had finally lost it.

"YOU SHALL FEEL MY INFINITE WRATH YOU PATHETIC MORTALS!!" Luna screamed.

Everypony on her team stayed back and watched as Luna rushed onto the enemy side once again. Except this time, it was completely different. It was like the game had slowed down for her! Luna was dodging all of their attacks and she was shooting each enemy with 100% accuracy. She was slowly getting kill after kill, leading her team to victory. Then, Shining looked at the feed and saw the unthinkable, the impossible, the unimaginable happen! He didn't want to believe it at first but after looking at it again and again, he finally screamed at the top of his lungs:

"LUNA HIT A QUAD!!!"

It was like the whole world had awoken. Luna hit a quad. A QUAD. A quad feed is an amazing acomplishment for the average sniper. But, when a noob sniper like Luna gets a quad feed, it's mind blowing. Everypony on Luna's team freaked out and screamed at the top of their lungs.

"KEEP GOING LUNA! KEEP GOING!!" Cadance screamed into the mic.

Luna went on a five, six, seven, eight, NINE killstreak before the game ended. The final killcam showed Luna noscoping and getting a 4 piece collateral. Of course, this led to more screaming.

As the scoreboard appeared on the screen, Shining, Cadance and Twilight realized that Luna still had a negative K/D despite going on an insane streak. They also noticed that the two randoms on their team had left earlier. After they were back in the pre-game lobby, they left to recap on what had just happened.

"Luna, that was amazing what you did back there!" said Shining.

"Yeah! You hit your first quad AND got a noscope 4 piece collat!" said Cadance.

"You just went from noob to pro in one game!" said Twilight.

"It's what I do," said Luna.

"You should tell Celestia about your new accomplishment!" Shining suggested.

"That's what I'm about to do."


Celestia sat there on her throne, bored out of her mind. She was hoping for something interesting to happen like a new problem or a new disaster of some sort. Then, out of nowhere, a letter had hit Celestia straight in the face.

"Ack! What is the meaning of this?!" Celestia swiped the letter off her face and held it out in front of her. It was a letter from Luna.

Dear Celestia,

Just recently, I had managed to hit a quad feed and a noscope 4 piece collateral. SO SUCK IT YOU SKRUB! GET ON MY LEVEL!

~Luna

"...Not amused." Celestia burned the letter and continued to sit on her throne in boredom.

Author's Note:

Created out of boredom. Pure boredom. Forgive me.

Comments ( 3 )

Do I even wanna read this lmao

I've done far worse bro. Don't worry. :rainbowlaugh:

Absolute masterpiece

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