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I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.



Currently undergoing cleanup

Call me Shiro. My story begins when I find myself in the land of Equestria. I would say something cliché, like, “a world I only thought existed in a show for little girls” or something, but it really isn't. I mean, sure, it's similar enough, but at the same time it isn't the perfect, peaceful world they depict. For starters, I haven't met a pony who hasn't had somepony the know and love get eaten by some predator. That's where I come in.

You see, when I arrived, I was changed into not a pony, but a tiger. I don't care what you say, I'm not a Gary Stu! Sure, I have chaos magic, get a girlfriend in less than a month, and get a katana, but the katana breaks... while fighting an elder god... Okay, fine, but I don't go full Stu. You never go full Stu. Anyway, this is the story about my quest to protect these ponies that I came to love.

Chaotic Harmony is an over-the-top action/comedy (emphasis on comedy) that takes all the clichés you know and love (or hate) and breaks, twists, turns them on their ears, or pumps them full of adrenalin and laughs as they rape your brain. This is, however, also a story about overcoming loss and forging a new life.

Contains: Different-but-not-quite-different-enough-for-AU Equestria, ridiculous comedy, over-the-top DBZ level action, borderline Stu self-insert, tigerxpony shipping, and dark, emotional chapters later on.

You'll laugh, cry, cheer, and d’aww throughout the rollercoaster ride that is Chaotic Harmony.

Chapters (90)
Comments ( 2040 )

HAHAHA the ending was epic! :rainbowlaugh:

Takes knife jams into into self to see if all this is real, hmmm where have I seen this before...

gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1377725_o.gif :rainbowlaugh:

*coughs*. Looks like my name makes for a good story title >.>

701881 does that mean you don't like it?
702076 702137 both of these are coincidences i swear

704873. It's allright :twilightsmile: I don't mind in the least.

705144 or a gun. this would have been a very short story.

This has got to be a dream "materialize a gun".
"Starts playing Russian roulette for 15 seconds" "Gun goes off [Horrible at aiming a gun and accidentally shoots Spikes tail]"

705269 :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: or ricochets off a shelf and still get a holy flank

Confound your 1st chapter's name! It drives me to sing!


Not really, unfortunately. Keep tryin'.

"That’s only part right. My life is decent, I unload trucks at Wal-Mart (a shit job but it pays), have a family, friends and a crazy ass dog. "
-Hay, I work at Wal-Mart too! Only, I push shopping carts in from the parking lot. What you said in () more-or-less applies here too.

"Over all I’m actually rather happy. Life could be better but it could very easily be worse."
-Yeah. As my personal motos go: Life sucks, but you have to take the Good with the Bad, the Bad with the Good, and live life day by day.
It can always get better and it can always get worse. It can always get worse and it can always get better.
In case you haven't noticed I like to both begin and end on positive notes.

"It seemed as if he didn’t belong. Maybe hes from another country."
-Twilight, you have no idea.

Shirotora stabbing himself in the flank with a knife reminded me of Echo stabbing himself in the leg with a fork to prove that he was dreaming.

Just yawning without falling asleep definitely seems like a unique transportation method.

I like this story by the way.

Meh, personally I think that Fluttershy and Pinkie are the top two, but to each his own.
I still like this story by the way.

706301 you may like future chapters, I'm just sayin'

707507 you always see these kinds of things with a big dramatic transition (i.e. lightning, fire, explosions, suicide.) i wanted the entirely sudden and anticlimactic entrance. you never see those.

I like the story so far, but I think you're going over the top trying to make Rainbow Dash seem completely paranoid.

It's actually something I see in many of these stories, which is really annoying. It's like in each one the first thing Rainbow says is, "Are you a spy?" Which makes no sense. Also, why did she say in this chapter that she has trouble trusting new ponies? There's nothing to show this, since she doesn't seem to mind Twilight at all when they meet. The way she acts in this chapter makes it seem like you took the one time she asked Twilight if she was a spy, and made that her entire character.

That said, I do like the story so far, so I look forward to the next update. :pinkiehappy:

711771 there is a reason for that. i don't want to give anything away but there is a legitimate reason for her accusing him of being a spy. i do agree though, it's used far too much without reason.

Beautiful. The word says it all.

Only one thing that bothers me, though. You should say 'hay' instead of 'hey'.


Starts out a lttle bit too fast

So... No guns... FOR NOW!!!! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

It would be awesum possum if he conjured some gaming setup with Internet connection and infinite battery, and started making 'Gaming Nights' :pinkiehappy:

757861 Great minds really do think alike:pinkiehappy:


Hmm, Interesting....Chaos magic is sentient right? That means that The magic controls what the user conjures/illusions/etc. He can conjure nice things like flowers but not guns. That must mean Chaos magic knows right from wrong, not just random things he cant make. But! Chaos magic lets him make fire withought holding back, So fire is a bad thing, but a good thing, So: He can only conjure good things and neutrul things. Also for illusion. He can conjure snakes, gerbils, etc. Illusions show no hold back because The illusion cant hurt ponies/people. Also, Chaos magic has infinite possibilites, but hold back.

758008 it's also limited by his own endurance. the TV almost made him pass out. plus it's not just what's good and bad (these are perspectives) it's what maintains balance. and don't forget that it can act on it's own at times as well


758040 Oh i get it! Like when shiro is about to get stabbed with a sword and chaos magic makes a shield right?

758046kind of but it also won't actively save him, that would upset the natural balance. it could warn him some how but that's about it


758111 Kinda like a.......Six sense?

758145 how ever it wants to... if it wants to, it could also just say "fug ewe" and let him die. Chaos is kind of chaotic like that :ajsmug:


760713 But with chaos must come order right? :moustache:

760804 nope. chaos comes from balance. light and dark conflicting.

order from unbalance. light with no dark to stir things up, or vise versa.


Is it wierd that i always thought Philomena was a bitch?


763005 Ha! I knew it! I give thee mustache to myself :moustache:

763015 though there is a reason she was a bitch in this case. As for what that reason is...:trollestia:

At least they didn't ask you F.M.K.

i might not be able to post every day now. i have a lot on my plate. i'll still try but no promises.

never give your kid the name jynx................

766795 She gave herself the name. Ponies sometimes change their names to better reflect themselves. So she changed hers to Jynx

WELL!! This is fan-fucking-tastic! Right when he was probably ask her out: HERP DERP PIPE INSIDE OF STOMACH!!!


771552 Nuclear Machinist Mate six years US Navy, hooah:rainbowdetermined2: . there are few other places I've ever heard cussing like that.

Yeah Shiro! Beat the secret herbs and spices out of that flank-hole!:flutterrage:

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