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Jade Ring
The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.
Jade Ring
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6716280 I know, right? It has to be 1k words exactly.
Omg yessss
I suggested this like yesterday XD my dream has come true
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6716287 GODDAMMIT I TRIED.
6716305 Still adding it to my page tho :P
Funny story there. Definitely a surprising change of pace.
And now, there must be a Maud Masturbates (whilst thinking of Tom and Boulder tag teaming her...)
All the other 'masturbating stories' simply can't beat this one... 10/10
I instantly got rock hard.
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Wat.
Thumbs up and favorite the fic anyway. Wat.
You need to remove 9 words or I will remain unhappy
(Insert clever rock joke)
So it's come down to this, eh?
6717278 Done.
Tenouttaten, would grind again
6717688 Lad
It saddens my soul that this is the FoTM, and by giving into this trend, these kinds of stories will get more press than some truly remarkable hidden gems scattered around this site.
Decent voice, regardless.
6716282 Hey, whatever gets your rocks off.
6718110 I'm right there with you. My Christmas story hasn't hit 100 views yet.
I just saw a comment and the next thing I knew, here this was.
6718885 I wonder how far this fad is going to go? Anyway, I made a group for the fad.
We've reached rock bottom.....
I'll excuse myself out now.
Oh god, I was thinking when somebody will write Tom masturbates :D And it was hard rock and roll
wow, how does this rock have a brain.
6721020 Discord.
6721026 the demon huh. well, if its canon... i missed EVERYTHING in seasons 2-5 except for the mane attraction
Well, schist.
Don't take it for granite, but you've really rocked the boat with this one. Despite being under pressure, you've really written a gem, with rock solid execution as well! I'm just glad Tom got his rocks off, and I hope he gets a little boulder too, as that might be a stepping stone to Maud's heart. It's no wonder Tom likes her, she's a stone cold fox! While it may have been a rocky finish, I feel like your writing fucking rocks. I shale favorite and like this sooner ore later, but right now I'm on a roll. Most of these puns are older than dirt, but that's not my fault. Hopefully they don't get buried in the comments because they're pretty groundbreaking.
I can't help but feel like, having read this take on the "X Masturbates" series, the rest are superfluous.
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What in the shit.
This... this is brilliant. I've always thought Tom was an unappreciated character, so it's good to see him getting the recognition he deserves. Definitely a better partner for Maud than Mudbriar. I applaud you!