Flim and Flam are up to no good as usual, trying to scam ponies into buying their products they end up coming across a certain stallion on his way back from Appleloosa. Deciding to try out their new sales product on him, the two brothers stop him before he can leave the town. Pitching a moustache growth tonic sure to attract the mares, (and stallions if you're into it) they try to get the stallion to buy it. But the question he asks them was surely something they did not expect to be tossed at them.
Additional Tags: Innuendo for the winuendo. Sexual References.
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I always wondered how they get staches. And honestly I want to now see a full story (more in depth)on how hailstorm comes to get a harem of mares with his mustache.
The howsits and whys are actually very arguable when it comes to the ponies, minotaurs and the like, though with gryphons we'll go with magic.
All a mustache and a beard are made of is hair that has grown longer and thicker than hair on the rest of the body.
I've heard tell that a rhinoceros' horn is made of compact hair, also heard tell it was nothing more than the material that makes up fingernails so what ever you want your oriental tonic made out of, go for it.
I've always loved that one oriental tonic "Take dick of Dik-dik to make dick grow bigger!" Seriously, do people NOT know how big Dik-diks are and get at max height??! If anything that tonic'll make you shrink
This...
Raises many questions.
But it was beautiful while doing so.
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