You know what really grinds the gears of Twilight Sparkle? Whenever she tries to give Rainbow Dash an interesting lecture about something slightly left of the whole 'friendship' field, she ends up talking to no one but herself! Dash keeps falling asleep, as she has again this time.
So what if Twilight tries a style of teaching that's a little bit... different?
Well, I'm sure Rainbow's new boss (and the Foal Free press, for that matter) would have quite a day with another stubborn egghead around.
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I appreciated this... Can't wait for more c:
Don't you go using your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue!
That was... Wow.
6684193 But 4:30 (or, in fact, any measurement of time) is merely a perception of our perspective of our position in the space-time continuum, my friend! When all is said and done, when you tell the time according to any clock, it really amounts to nothing, simply because time not only has different effects on you depending on where you are positioned and how quickly you're moving (the utterly fabulous and brilliant movie Interstellar comes to mind), but also all organisms may perceive these effects differently.
What if nothing is actually real in our world? what if everything we see, feel, hear, etc. has all been programmed into our consciousness, regarding our entire loves into nothing but one big, hideous, confusing lie? Hint hint, nudge nudge, The Matrix.
And besides, if you still want to look further, always remember that when writing fiction, I don't necessarily want to follow the exact laws of physics in every way. I'm just bonkers like that
Poor Dashie. Twilight needs to stop abusing her mind.
The prose could be better in places, but the idea is fun.