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Witching Hour


How did I manage to accrue a freaking following of other authors?!

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This story is a sequel to Steady as She Flies


No power in the 'verse can stop them. They live for flying dangerously, and trolling the ever-loving life out of everypony they meet.

Much to Captain Spitfire's annoyance, Squad 12's antics never cross the line into Violations... The best she can do is simply not feed the Trolls.

That doesn't mean that others aren't going to feed them...


This is a collaborative effort between myself, Sylvian, Jim Hoxworth and Zoljen, using our alternate OCs.

Moonbow is mine, Sunshower is Sylvian's, Azure Star is Zoljen's and Bear Claw is Jim Hoxworth's.


Advisory: This story will contain massive amounts of crude humor, feigned incest, shamelessness, and unadulterated crack that comes from writing in the wee hours of the morning in the delusional throes of fatigue. This story will NOT contain any significant amount of plot, unless you count these crazies flaunting their rear-ends at ponies.


Cover image is a cropped screen capture from MLP:FiM Season 3, Episode 7, Wonderbolt Academy, and rather appropriately captures Spitfire's expression while dealing with Squad 12.

Chapters (10)
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Comments ( 54 )

ITS ALIVE! :trollestia:

I mean, I did some horrible things writing this... things I shall never regret!

Finally got enough time to read one of these stories, and. . .

*sigh* Where do I even start?

(I mean that as a good thing by the way)

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If you're only reading my stuff, I have the timeline posted on my user page. In approximate chronological order, they go:
1) Crystal Wings
2) Steady as She Flies
3) Why the Streak Siblings can't have Nice Things
4) The Troll Squad
5) Chase the Wind
6) Touch the Sky

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By "Where do I even start", I meant that there are probably too many comments and thoughts I had after reading it that I had no idea what to say first. (As you can see, I am terrible at communicating.)

But anyway, on to the comments. First of all, this made my comedy stories sound so serious. I could never write comedy as well as you guys did. Seriously, how do you guys even come up with the jokes? XD

And it was nice to introduce some characters of other squads. I can already tell that this squad's going to be quite an interesting hooffull (lemme guess, that's an understatement.)

So. . . looking forward to see where this craziness goes!

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That part of your brain that says "This isn't going to be funny!" I ignore it and pretend I am the funniest bloody stallion in the world.

It doesn't always work... but when it does.

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OH! Derp!!! :derpytongue2: Don't mind me...

I'm not gonna lie... Most of this is pure, unadulterated crack, written in the wee hours of the morning in the deranged throes of fatigue... This isn't just comedy; this is straight-up Random insanity worthy of Twister, Surprise and Pinkie Pie. :twistnerd:

That being said, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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It was actually an apple pie, that they had piled whipped cream on top of to make it look like a cream pie...

Soarin may or may not have hurled the pie at someone else upon Fleet giving it to him... Only to discover that it was, in fact, an apple pie... And it was now ruined... The Saddest of Days for Soarin... A wasted apple pie...

GAH! I need to finish that! :twilightoops: But... Shadowbolts... and school... :applecry:

Well, that was clever. I wonder how the next fight will turn out.

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"Poorly... Very... Poorly..." ~Sunny
**whimpers and hobbles to Medical** ~Moony

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Oh. . . well. . . I guess it won't hurt to say good luck, wouldn't it?

So he launched a golf cart from a ski jump ramp using fire? This keeps getting crazier. . .

6807246 He was actually trying to just jump a cart with a cart, but as seen before, things got out of hoof... :rainbowlaugh:

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Welcome to the Troll Squad! :pinkiecrazy: Crazy wishes it could be this awesome! :trollestia:

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My personal theory is that 12's budget accounts for most of the payments on damages, and that whomever caused the mess gets it taken out of their salary... :rainbowlaugh:

I will always be proud of the ending I wrote to this. :trollestia:

Nice chapter! Only thing is you spelled Lightning without the 'n', but it's tricky to notice anyway.

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Hehe... woops... that's on me since I wrote the chapter :twilightblush:

Plan C will always be my Favorite Troll Squad moment xD

DON'T KILL ME MOONBOW.... :fluttershbad:

I mean. Yay for this being finished!

Sky is me drunk.

Sky is totally me drunk... and it's sad.

Blue Jay: *slaps wing over Syl's/Sunny's mouth* Shut up, idiot. Do you really want to die?

But yes, it is finished. Needs a second season though.

“Oh… Okay,” Sunny sighs, then pauses and looks over to Blaze who has returned to eating her sandwich while grumbling about the trolls. “But first, I have a question for you, oh dear Blaze!” Blaze looks up with a glare and opens her mouth to likely tell him to buck off, but Sunny cuts her off. “Can you tell me how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a High Winds?”

High Winds does a spit take, Wave’s wings spring out again, and Silver just sighs and scoots away a little. Blaze all but howls with fury as she goes to launch over the table at Sunny, but before she can, Sunny pulls a whip cream pie out from beneath the table and thrusts it forward into the enraged fire handler’s face as he gets up and sprints away with his sister not far behind.

This needs a fucking gold medal:pinkiehappy:

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I'll be sure to let Sylvian know that! XD Because he's the one who wrote that particular passage... :pinkiehappy:

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Thanks! It was a really fun part to write, and I am glad you liked it!

I do say, that this requires more, the flow follows a nice tempo, and the story doesn't drag on and on! Really enjoyed this collection!

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We're glad you enjoyed it! The Troll Squad 2: Electric Boogaloo is currently in the early planning stages as we figure out what shenanigans these clowns'll get up to next... :pinkiecrazy:

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Glad you liked it! It was a lot of fun to help write the first chapter. The next story, I am sure, will be just as fun, if not more so than this story!

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Crude humor, feigned incest, shamelessness, and unadulterated crack that comes from writing in the wee hours of the morning in the delusional throes of fatigue.

No power in the 'verse can stop them. They live for flying dangerously, and trolling the ever-loving life out of everypony they meet.

are you a firefly fan too?!

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Very much so! Firefly, Star Trek, Star Wars... If it's geeky, odds are pretty good I'm into it. :twilightsheepish:

7995550 same.... what about Stargate? Judging from your choices I'd highly recommend it :pinkiehappy:

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I used to watch it fairly religiously... But I kinda fell out of it because I lost the plot...

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I probably will... My brother has all of it on his computer.

..... :rainbowderp:

What did I just reeaaadddd.....??????

wHY dOEs ThIS ExISt?!?!?

GAAHHHHHHH

*deep breath*

WHOO!

I'M OKAY!

I SWEAR I'm okay!

*crickets*

No. No I'm not.

I made the right decision joining Misfits, right? I'm totally not gonna die, right?

RIGHT?!

:applejackconfused: :applejackconfused: :applejackconfused:

*SweetHarmony.exe has stopped working*

*proceeds to die in a hole*

*mutters*

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You say that like I haven't figured it out yet.

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No, that's just me trying to convince myself that I'll be okay when I actually know deep down that I'll be dead before it's all over.

Despite the formality of their visit, they each sport matching smirks and mirthful glints in their green eyes as they see the headline of the Equestria World News (“Squad Twelve Twins: Closer Than Family?!”) accompanied with a picture of the pair making bedroom eyes at each other.

Ok seriously I haven't even read half the story and I'm already laughing so hard


BEDROOM EYES. ........ Really guys

“Oh, Sunny, your hooves are always so gentle,” Moony whispers softly, her ears going back against her head.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahhahaahhahahahahh oh God pfffffffaaaahahahahahahah ok you're my second favorite author

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