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Lyra Heartstrings is a glorious mathematician, so it is no surprise when she decides to celebrate Pi Day with a pie-eating contest. As a critic of fancy-shmancy mathematics, Applejack bets Lyra that she can win the contest. Coincidentally, the contest also takes place on a day that Ponyville is to be a recipient of Princess Celestia, and things go downhill from there.

Part of the second SALT contest.

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My god...

All caps rages = bad.

And I'm not even gonna try register what the fuck I just read.

That was . . .
But good, actually, which just makes it stranger.


bitch please you carried your neon flumsy wrong add it to the 2 and then carry the 100 :facehoof: if you did that you could of opened a portal and get to the pie and stop time by hugging the flamzy manzy by 40 and yell its over 90! to stop everything

727426 you...you have half of my whats. cause i didnt understand a single word you said

Ya think someone could make an "It's Pi Day" Song? I mean, you werē all thinking it…

Yo dawg, we put some pi in your pie so you can pie while you pi.

And suddenly everything in Equestria makes sense. I can die happy now.

Anyway, here. Just thought I'd let you know it's on there.

"She once ate two barrels of apples! She only passed out for a little bit!"

Ahhhh I see that reference there. :rainbowlaugh:

Wow, the nostalgia. :derpytongue2: You going to join in on the new one?

:pinkiehappy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185...

I dunno what I was expecting, but that wasn't it. :rainbowlaugh:

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