On The Proclivities of Alicorn Sisters During Spring
“Cadence!” Princess Twilight Sparkle broke into a rapid gallop and fairly flew across the Canterlot castle corridor to catch her former foalsitter and current fellow princess in an enthusiastic hug. “I didn't know you were going to be here too!”
“I've been here for a few days already, Twilight. Auntie Celestia said it was important, and had me take off for a whole month from the Crystal Empire.” Cadence returned the hug with added interest and a few bonus nuzzles. “I should have sent you a letter, but Shining Armor has been so busy shopping for the foal and Celestia had a special treat for me.” Cadence grinned. “She let me help raise the sun this morning.”
“No!” gasped Twilight Sparkle. “Princess Luna came to Ponyville last week and let me raise the moon with her too! The moon is all cool and calm, but there's a playful streak in her too. I think I might have made it laugh. Can the moon be ticklish? What did you think the sun was like?”
“The sun is a lot like Auntie Celestia, all warm and royal with a sense of majesty. It was really quite touching.” Cadence giggled. “I think it remembers you.”
“Oh.” Twilight blushed. “I really didn't get along with it very well when Tirek was rampaging around.”
“You did just fine,” said Cadence with a reassuring nod. “Did Aunt Celly tell you why she wanted to see us this evening?”
Twilight frowned with a slight narrowing of her eyes. “Princess Celestia? Princess Luna told me to be here this evening, right before sunset.”
“That's odd.” Cadence's smile faded slightly while she looked back and forth down the empty corridor. “I know something is up, because for the last few days everypony has been avoiding me or giving me strange looks. I thought it was just because I was pregnant.”
“Hmm…” Twilight's frown grew deeper. “The same thing has been happening to me since I got to the castle. And I'm not pregnant.”
Quietly chatting between themselves, the two young alicorns walked side by side through the castle corridors and along hallways until they reached Celestia's huge bedroom suite. Two armored guards at the doorway, one in gold and the other in silver, opened the doors for them, and then closed them silently after they had entered.
At first, Twilight Sparkle thought the huge bedroom was unoccupied. Brilliant sunlight mixed into vibrant pastel hues filled the room, highlighting the familiar collection of objects Celestia had acquired over centuries of rule. Every one of them had a story associated with it, and even after spending over a decade as the Student of the Sun, Twilight still felt as if she had only scratched the surface of their history. When she was a young filly, she had exchanged stories with Cadence about Celestia's collection, and had never heard a single duplicate tale about her teacher’s long and busy life.
Since becoming an alicorn princess, Twilight had discovered Princess Luna had a similar if somewhat smaller collection of memorable artifacts, ranging from tiny little blue sparkles nearly the size of a pinpoint up to the stars in the sky, which she knew individually by name and temperament. The Princess of the Moon had become a close friend to Twilight over the last year, and had even accidentally referred to her as 'sister' on occasion, which brought a delightful blush to Twilight Sparkle's cheeks whenever it happened. Luna was a much different princess than her sister, as different as the proverbial night and day, although they both had a sense of the theater about them in a unique mixture of comedy, tragedy and drama.
Celestia's pale form and pastel mane were nearly invisible against the sunlit clouds spread out across the horizon, making a vibrant camouflage which was the only way to conceal an alicorn of her majestic size. The shadow falling across the room from the balcony doorframe likewise concealed an alicorn, only one whose mane flowed with ethereal darkness. Luna's eyes were closed, as if in pain from the brilliant sunlight coursing in through the window, but both ears were unerringly pointed at Twilight and Cadence, and a look of divine patience and tranquility graced her delicate features when Celestia began to speak.
“Hello, Cadence. Twilight. Please, come forward. Luna and I have something very important for you this evening. Something we have been preparing for a very long time.”
As she walked forward with Cadence, Twilight Sparkle spotted something she had never seen before, or had even considered possible. It took several looks and a corresponding examination of the Lunar Princess before the importance of it soaked in, and several deep breaths once she had come to a halt on the balcony in order to ask the question simmering below the surface.
“Princess Celestia. And Princess Luna.” Twilight swallowed, trying to vocalize the disbelief holding her paralyzed, but was unable to proceed before Cadence burst out with a giggle.
“Auntie Celestia! You're naked!”
It was true. The golden accoutrements adorning the Princess of the Sun's regalia since before mortal memory were missing, leaving Celestia's mane unburdened and hooves bare. Even the golden peytral which Twilight could never remember not being around Celestia's neck was absent, with only the shortened hairs of her coat to show where it had once been. Princess Luna concealed within the shadow of the doorframe appeared likewise unadorned, and Twilight jittered nervously on her hooves with little clicks and clatters on the balcony stone floor.
“Should we have taken our crowns off, Princess Celestia? I didn't hear anything about it from Princess Luna—” Twilight shot a quick glance at the Princess of the Moon, who returned her look without changing her expression of introspective peace at all “—but we can if you want us to even though technically Cadence is the Princess of an Aligned Realm and as such can't be ordered to unless she's under arrest for High Treason which I don't think—”
“Twilight.” Celestia's voice was calm and strong as the mountain Canterlot was built against. “Calm yourself.”
“Thou art a Princess of Equestria now,” said Luna, a tiny smile beginning to show at the corners of her mouth. “Thy stride must be such that all who see your demeanor know the weights of the heavens are balanced upon you, and no matter the circumstance, you are in control of the situation. Besides," added Luna with a sly smirk, “two naked princesses is a scandal. Four would certainly shake the foundations of reality and loose untold woes upon us all.”
Celestia rolled her eyes. “Quite well said, my sister. We have called you here for a far different purpose, but first, I would like you both to answer a question.” The Princess of the Sun walked over to Cadence and placed her long, fluted horn against the younger alicorn’s only slightly shorter horn, lowering her noble head while her translucent mane flowed silently in the breeze.
“I remember when I brought you to the castle, Mi Amore Cadenza. My love, Cadence. For over nine centuries, I had become a creature of my habits, locked into rituals and routines such that at times I lost track of myself. There are still decades I cannot recall when I walked along the halls and spoke to ponies who seemed as fragile as mayflies. Their faces would flicker, from young and eager servant to elderly retiree, and yet I would remain the same. Places in the hallways still show the set of depressions worn into the granite where I walked in unbroken lockstep over the years, repeating the same actions, over and over without end.
“And then you came into my life, so young and yet so old at the same time. To protect myself from the pain of losing my sister, I had become like an oyster trying to protect itself from a sharp grain of sand, and in return, I found a beautiful pearl. Without you, I may have slumbered in my unbroken routine until Nightmare Moon was released and all would have perished because of my inattention. You awoke me from my grief with your love, and gave me the hope I needed. Tell me, Mi Amore. What am I?”
“You are the Sun,” said Cadence, lifting up her head to rub her nose along Celestia's. “You are the ancient and wise mare who took a foolish young alicorn under her wing and brought her into the world from isolation. I was a foal for many years, but I never lived until you showed me the light. You may not have been the mare who birthed me, but you have been everything a mother could possibly be over these years, and I can feel the love you have in your heart for me which is indistinguishable from the love of a mare for her daughter.”
Ever so slowly, Celestia shook her head. “You are wise beyond your years, Mi Amore, and answer with your heart, but that is not the question I asked. Not who am I to you, but what am I, period?”
“Love is part of my nature, Aunt Celly. I can not separate who you are to me from what you are to the rest of Equestria, but I will try.” Cadence brushed her nose up the side of Celestia's face and nuzzled a floating piece of mane behind the Princess of the Sun's ear before taking a step backwards in order to meet Celestia's eyes. “I did not truly realize just what it was like to be a princess until I gained my own throne in the Crystal Empire. The crystal ponies do not just see me as their leader, but as an example of what it is to be a good pony. They strive much as I did when I was growing up under your wing. They want to be like me, much as I wanted to be like you, and still do.
“You are an example to us, a beacon of light leading us into a better place like the sun. You are Equestria with every breath, the eternal and forever alicorn who has guided our country from the time of its birth, through times of wonder and times of extreme pain, and even though you had to banish your own sister—” Cadence leaned over and gave a nuzzle to the nearby Princess of the Night “—you never gave up on her. No matter what doubts you may hold in your head, your heart tells the truth. She is your sister, now and forever, and shall always be at your side as a sister should.”
“Very nice, Mi Amore.” Celestia wiped a hoof against her face and took a deep breath before shaking her head and moving to one side where Twilight Sparkle was fidgeting.
Before she could say a word, Twilight blurted out, “Can I have a little time to do some research first, Princess. I mean Celestia. I mean… Please?”
After a brief snort of laughter, Celestia leaned down and rested her horn alongside Twilight's, adding a brief and almost motherly lick across her former student's nose. “Breathe, Twilight. This is not a test. I merely want to hear in your own words what you think I am.”
“You're not a changeling. Not that I would have cast the changeling detection spell on you. Or Luna. Although you both are acting a little weird. I suppose…” Twilight Sparkle closed her eyes and took a deep breath, holding it for a moment before letting it out with one hoof cast outwards and a relaxation of her shoulders. “What you are. Right. A summary, I presume. Canonical order or… Right.”
After a few minutes of relative silence, Cadence gently bumped against her sister-in-law. “Just relax, Twilight. I'd like to hear this too. What do you think Auntie Celestia is? What do you see with those perceptive eyes of yours which I don't?”
“That's… difficult, Cadence. She's different to everypony. A teacher would see her passing on her years of experience to all ponydom. The Royals see her grace and authority. A bricklayer sees the civilization she has helped build, a railroad engineer the network of rails she had caused to be laid to the edges of Equestria and beyond. An explorer sees her pushing the boundaries of the country to the vast unknown, a bookseller sees her stores of knowledge, a mother sees the way she cares for all of us as her own children and a child…” Twilight paused with her eyes still closed. “A child sees her bring the sunrise, and the new day given to them. They see the opportunity to fling themselves out into the world, to relish every drop of it, because eventually the sun will set again, and they will have to return home, to sleep in the embrace of night and dream of the new days yet to come. I can't really say what she is, only what others see in her…” Although she kept her eyes closed, Twilight Sparkle slowed and a wave of relaxation swept across her body. “That's it. She's a mirror who reflects better than any physical piece of glass. We don't see ourselves when we look at her; we see what we could be and what we can help others be.”
“Very astute, Twilight Sparkle.” Twilight opened her eyes to find the soft violets of Princess Celestia's gaze replaced by Luna's cool teal eyes. “My turn. Who do you believe I am?”
The ghost of a smile rose up in Twilight's cheeks and her eyes glittered like stars. “You are the Night, the gentle repose of rest after a day of hard labor. Your touch is gentle and loving, for the night is made for love and dreams of what might be. You are an infinite beauty of a nebula spread across the sky, and the heart-stopping awe of a nova as the death of the aged stars give birth to new lights and fresh life. You are children, dancing beneath the moon and chasing lightning bugs through the summer night, and the brilliant silver of moonlit winter snow spraying out from under your skis when you plunge down the mountainside. You are the love of young ponies walking next to each other without words for hours under your light, and the aged widows who sit and look across the city in the night in mourning for lost loves. You are all the power and majesty of the moon and stars, touching our world but for a moment until you are gone again with the dawn.”
Celestia coughed once, with a faint blush rising in her cheeks. “Well, that's… very descriptive of you, Twilight.”
Luna turned and cocked her head to one side with a twinkle of joy in her eyes. “Jealous much, sister?”
It was Cadence's turn next to discreetly cough, looking a little embarrassed. “If you're going to ask me the same question, Auntie Luna, I think I'll have to use Twilight's answer. I really have not had the opportunity to be with you very much over the last year or so, what with all of my responsibilities in the Crystal Empire and getting married and…” Cadence ran a hoof over her still mostly-trim tummy.
“Quite acceptable, Mi Amore,” said Celestia. “Now, I just have one more thing before we go. I wanted to make sure you both were prepared for this responsibility. I know this is short notice, but I believe it is best to do this without a lot of ceremony and emotional outbursts.”
"Best to do what, Princess?" asked Twilight Sparkle with a bright, alert grin. “Are you sending us on another adventure?”
“Not… exactly, Twilight.” Celestia lifted a hoof to gesture, then sat it back down again. “Do you remember the time I told you about immortality, and how it does not mean quite what everypony thinks it means?”
“Of course. You said nothing is truly immortal, not even princesses. Everything has a beginning, and a middle, and an end, but princesses just have a very long middle." Twilight poked a gentle hoof at her sister-in-law and her expanding belly. “Some princesses have a longer middle than others lately.”
“Hey!” protested Cadence. “I'm eating for two. Or three.”
“Dozen,” said Twilight.
“Twilight,” said Celestia in the formal tone which always returned her student to a precise focus on the problem at hoof. “You are correct. Everything has its cycles. Children are born, they live, and they die. The seasons pass, the sun and moon rise, and even alicorns are subject to the immutable laws of nature. What I'm trying to say is… We have to leave. Soon.”
“What?” Twilight Sparkle quivered with tension while all of the happiness fled her expression, but Celestia continued before she could recover.
“Ever since the founding of Equestria, there has been an alicorn to raise the sun and moon. When my sister and I depart, I am glad to know my little ponies will be well cared for.”
“B-but what about training!” protested Twilight. “You can't leave! Princess Luna has shown me a lot, but there's so much more I have to learn! From both of you!”
“It is not the mind which determines your affinity with the heavens,” said Luna, stepping forward to stand directly in front of Twilight Sparkle just the same as Celestia was standing in front of Cadence. “Your heart will guide you far better than any number of lessons we could give you.”
“Your hearts are pure as any who I have met during my long years,” said Celestia, beginning to glow golden in the light of the sunset. “There are no other ponies who I would trust with our powers. Farewell to you both. Do not think of us as gone, but only distant for a time. Guard well our little ponies, and do not let—”
“Sister,” interrupted Luna. “The schedule? We're going to be late.”
“Oh. Very well, then.” Celestia burst into a golden light so bright that everypony on the balcony was forced to close their eyes. “Princess Cadence, I give you my power over the sun. Use it well.”
The blinding light faded, and there were only three ponies on the balcony, along with a fading voice. "It is time, Princess Cadence. Lower the sun."
Fighting back the tears running down her face, Cadence lifted her horn and spread her wings. Cascades of pastel flowed across her neck and tail, matching the fading colors of the sunset and curling around the golden crown sitting behind her horn. A golden glow filled the balcony, much softer than the last time, and the sun gently slid beneath the horizon as if it were a well-trained pet.
“Twilight Sparkle,” said Luna's voice from the impenetrable darkness surrounding them. “My time is short also. As your sister has, you too must take my power and use it wisely. Guard well my stars, and let not the monsters of the night threaten our little ponies, or permit the—”
“Luna!” sounded a distant voice. “The time?”
“Oh, yes.” Luna coughed once. “Accept my power, Princess Twilight Sparkle. Use it well.”
A darkness even more than dark surrounded the three alicorns on the balcony, and when it passed, there were only two. Twilight’s head was bowed, with her new mane of coiling darkness flowing around the black crown and cloth circlet around her neck. The swirls of stellar material combined with the few specks of light from the streets and paths below to provide a wan illumination making the tracks of tears down her cheeks glisten silver.
The two alicorns on the balcony leaned against each other for mutual support in the darkness, quietly sharing a box of tissues. They did not speak or move for a long while except for the near-silent blowing of running noses and mutual mopping of damp cheeks.
“I c-can't believe they're gone, Cadence.” Twilight Sparkle turned to her sister-in-law while fighting back more tears. “Just like that.”
“Just like that,” echoed Cadence. “Auntie Celestia always told me great changes either come very slowly or all at once. I don't think anypony could be ready for this, but we’re going to do our best. It's all any of us can do. I'm just glad I've got you at my side.”
“You're right, sis.” Twilight leaned against Cadence, breathing in and out deliberately while her impending tears gave way to the responsibility pressed onto her. It was a heavy burden dropped on her without warning, but Celestia and Luna had trusted her, and she was determined to prove them right. “Without Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, we need to stick together like real sisters.”
“Darned right. I’m just glad I’ve got you.” Cadence wrapped up Twilight in a crushing hug and gave her a peck on top of the head. “First, you need to raise the moon. And don't give me any lip, or I'll tell your mother.”
“Well, if you pick on me, I'll tell my big brother.” Twilight sniffed a little and blew her nose on a tissue which Cadence floated over from the nearby box, much as if Celestia had left them for just this occasion. “Thanks, Cadence.”
“Don't mention it, Twiley. What are sisters for? Big sisters, that is.”
“Really big sisters,” said Twilight Sparkle with a gentle touch to Cadence’s round tummy. “Really, really, really—”
“Twilight.”
Despite the tears, Twilight managed a small smile and a giggle “Oh, all right. How does this sound? I'll raise the moon, then once we have a good cry, we can go eat cake and break the news to the rest of the castle. It's going to be a lot of work. We've got some really big shoes to fill. Sis.”
“That sounds perfect.” Cadence smiled. “Little sister.”
Princess Twilight Sparkle arranged herself on the edge of the balcony with wings outspread and her horn lit with a dark glow. Ever so slowly, the moon rose up from below the horizon and the stars spread out across the sky, shining their light down on Equestria as they had for uncounted years.
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On the tallest balcony in the Canterlot castle, two alicorns sat in perfect silence and watched the stars. Manes of lightest pastels and darkest indigo curled together on the tile floor behind them, making swirls of colors in the wan moonlight. The young alicorns even breathed in perfect harmony, staring upwards until the youngest one spoke.
“I'm going to kill them both.”
Twilight Sparkle’s voice indicated that not only had the speaker thought out all of the needed actions which would go along with the promise, but also which prison she would most likely be incarcerated inside and what the reading list for the years of her sentence would be. And worse, the absolute pure determination that her actions would be worth the consequences.
Cadence sighed deeply and put a wing around her sister. “Twilight, I know you're upset, but I've known Princess Celestia much longer than you have. She brought me into the castle when I was very, very young, and raised me at her side. We are as close as mother and daughter.” Cadence rubbed her nose against Twilight’s cheek and whispered, “Which is why I’m going to kill her first. You can have Luna.”
“Sis!” Twilight turned to Cadence and put on her most pitiful begging eyes. “How about I kill them both and you can pardon me afterward. We can have a nice laugh about it while out in the park with ice cream, just like we used to do when Shining Armor and you used to take me for walks. I’ll even buy.”
“Twilight, we can charge the ice cream to the Royal Treasury now.” Cadence folded her bottom lip over and returned Twilight's big-eyed pout. “Besides, I'm your big sister, and I know what's best for you. Killing them both all by yourself is just greedy.”
“But I'm an alicorn now, sis! I'm supposed to be greedy. All of those stars are mine now, and you just get one.” Twilight paused with one hoof pointing towards the star-strewn sky and its present configuration. “Not helping, is it?”
“Not a bit. See if you can put the stars back while I read the letter.” Cadence opened up the envelope she had found in the tissue box and read while Twilight looked up into the star-strewn sky and lit her horn. The huge words 'Happy April Fools Day' written across the night sky in stars began to shift under her attention before the stars reluctantly shuffled back to their proper positions, or at least fairly close.
“I think I've got an extra,” said Twilight Sparkle, staring up into the sky with an expression of divine annoyance. “Maybe if we found out where they went, I could drop it on their heads.”
“Cancoon, Mexicolt,” said Cadence. “Aunt Celly included their vacation and cruise itinerary, just in case there are any problems over the next—” her mouth twisted up in a brief frown “—three weeks.”
“Three weeks!” Twilight gave a sharp look to the leftover star and jabbed it up into a currently empty piece of sky. “How am I supposed to plead Temporary Insanity at my murder trial if they're going to be gone for three weeks? There are limiting factors involved here!”
“I think they intend on you calming down by then, Twilight. Besides—” added Cadence with a quick hoof-ruffle to Twilight's now glowing and shimmering dark mane “—that gives us three weeks to come up with some way to get them back which doesn't involve physical violence. I, for one, plan on moving into Celestia's tower and having it totally redone in the garish shade of fuchsia she hates so much.” She cast a coquettish look at Twilight and batted her long eyelashes, trying to get a rise out of the sulking alicorn. “You could help, if you want. We could buy every colt band poster in Canterlot and glue them to the walls of her bedroom. Would a little bit of interior decorating help assuage your divine vengeance, little sister?”
“It’s… a start,” admitted Twilight, obviously warming to the idea. “You know, Sweetie Belle came up with a recipe for an unbreakable glue while trying to make oatmeal one morning. We could arrange the Boyz to Stallionz posters down the corridors and put a Blue Oyster Colt one on the ceiling right over her bed. It will be just like when we were young and decorating your room. Afterwards, we can paint Luna’s tower entirely in rainbow colors!”
“Can you find any that glow in the dark?” asked Cadence.
“You’re so old-fashioned.” Twilight grinned. “I can find paints that strobe in the dark.”
“You and I are going to have the most fun three weeks ever,” squealed Cadence. “Auntie Celestia left us with the Cosmic Credit Card and we get to go shopping!”
“And I plan on buying out the Branch and Stables bookstore, from the foals section all the way back to travel," gloated Twilight. "We're still missing something, though.”
“What do you mean?” asked Cadence even as a curl of her glowing ethereal mane drifted across her face and into her mouth. “Phhffft! Oh, I see.”
“All the powers of the alicorns and three weeks to use them,” mused Twilight Sparkle. “I wonder. What do you think Shining Armor would look like with wings?”
“Ohhh…” Cadence broke into a broad smile. “I like the way you think, little sister.”
“Right back at you, big sister,” said Twilight. “Let's get started.”
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First note reserved for the author: I was going to title the chapter On The Proclivities of Alicorn Sisters During Spring Break, but that would have ruined the joke. For those of you who want a thoughtful and considerate story of deep emotional heart-tugging, stop at this line.
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For the rest of you, enjoy!
Extra Credit goes to the following stories:
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From Princess Twilight Sparkle, President of the Twinkle Nebula Frie Neutron Family Reunion
Sisters by Bad Horse
I think that Celestia and Luna are going to regret, seriously regret, trolling poor Cadance and Twiley like that. Upsetting them and making think that their mentors had died and left them? So not cool! Of course, revenge is sweet but never fattening...
And Twilight knows Discord and, more importantly, a mare who can persuade him to do almost anything!
how about a short epilog about the return. The reaction to the new décor would most likely be epic.
6649150 Twilight, I'm disappointed. When making ponies ascend, start with your friends. Let Cadence take care of Shining.
Dear Faust,
I hope not.
Signed,
Sigmacipher
Alicorn of Progress
Lol love its hope to read sequel where Celestia and Luna come back and they see there rooms and see 7 new Alicorns I bet the two would freek out
6649345 She probably should not have been studying so much for her pop quiz then.
Oh dear... well, hope the three weeks are worth the headache of months trying to fix all the "interior decorating" changes Candance and Twilight will get done.
Pfft. Nice bait and switch.. Have a star button and an up thumb.
Oh my. Now that was just vicious, as pranks go. A bit in bad taste.
I can think of a revenge prank, but the eternal and unstoppable horror of it might be too great: Make Prince Blueblood an alicorn.
<You'll need somepony to balance him--let me make a great and powerful suggestion...)
I would love to read a sequel to this.
I see that the "Trollestia" motif is still going strong; or would it be Tolluna in this case? I can't say that I'm a fan of the idea of Twilight and Cadance succeeding Celestia and Luna as mistresses of the heavens (it just doesn't fit in with my headcannon), but the joke made it totally worth it.
I like this... Dunno why, but I really like this...
You made me cry at first...
Then I laughed.
And now Equestria shudders under the yoke of the Great Alicorn Prank War. Tirek is suddenly glad to be safely locked in Tartarus...
Very nice story.
That was amazing
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Please. He won't be safe their. No where is safe. Except wherever Discord will be watching while eating all the popcorn.
6649675 Nah, Tirek'll be fine. They'll vent their frustration on each other, with the collateral damage confined to bystanders. I doubt any of them will use Tartarus as a hiding or planning place...
6649692
Not used as hiding or planning, but what if used as part of escalating pranks?
6649735 I just had the image of Pinkie's party planning lair in a side cavern; no one would interupt her there...
Addendum: her extra party cannons are used as an additional line of security...
I saw the joke coming. But the build up was still heart wrenching.
And the pay-off was still glorious.
Serious build-up, with some genuinely great moments of pathos, as well as great humor -- Twilight asking for time to do research, for example, or the pregnancy jokes -- culminating in a reveal worthy of alicorn-grade facehoof.
Loved it, by the way.
this would be 1000% trollfic except for the fact that Luna and Celestia would definitely do this
This is hilarious, the joke line up was masterful, and the vengeance ideas were artful.
I infact I have only one issue with this, and that is referring to Blue Oyster Colt as a boy band, something which deals a great rock band a dreadful insult. Their greatest classic, "Don't Fear The Roper", is sullied by such an accusation. The only things you could have done which would be worse would be to use the same term to refer to that great band made up entirely of former rock farmers, The Rolling Stones, or that legendary changeling band, The Beetles.
'Have fun with the sun and moon! We're gonna just chillax like bosses, chug fruity tropical drinks and collect colts like hoofball cards. Peace!'
bwahaha! too perfect!
Just because I expected the exact plot twist does not mean I can't appreciate it.
You magnificent bastard! That was hilarious and beautiful. Good job.
I don't think Celestia and Luna really thought this through... If you're going to play that kind of a joke on someone, you really shouldn't give them that kind of power in the process. That's just asking for it; I mean, look at what Twilight did when Tirek made her angry...
6650295 Celestia: Didn't there used to be a city on this mountain?
Luna: Perhaps we're looking on the wrong mountain range.
Celestia: No, I'm certain this is where I left Canterlot when we went on vacation.
Luna: So how do we file a Missing City report?
Honestly, I think the absolute best revenge on the part of Twilight and Cadance would be, upon the sisters' return, cheerfully telling them, "Nope, no take-backs!"
Definitely tugged at my heartstrings. Until it didn't. XD
And if they don't exist, Pinkie would help take care of that problem.
I would love to see this as an episode.
Nicely done...
See, I was about to chastise you for mislabeling this as "Comedy" instead of "Sad." But then that twist ending though.
"Not in this story, anyway."
The genre tags are a great help with this one, as is knowing what to expect. Given that, I like this a lot more here than in the Writeoff.
"Ha ha, yes, very funny. We're keeping the powers. Love, Cadence and Twilight." ;)
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Speaking of
i need to re-read that so I'm not lost when a new chapter comes out. Heh i still chuckle at Twilight's response to her soon to be mother in law at that party 
It is a mark of Georg's skill that he can write a story that I know has a happy ending, yet still wrings sniffles out of me at the right moment. It stands well as a sad fic up until a certain moment, then shifts flawlessly into chuckle-inducing comedy. Well done!
*reads title of story and of chapter*
*reads story*
Wait a minute... THIS ISN'T PORN
*upvotes and slams the door angrily on his way out*
You know, Sweetie Belle came up with a recipe for an unbreakable glue while trying to make oatmeal one morning.
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I think they'd be all in favor of that! No more paperwork! No more annoying nobles! Just the beach and the surf!
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You misunderstand. She has made sure Cadane is on the same wavelength. Obviously Twilight is going to make Pinkie an alicorn, and unleash her on the Two Sisters when they return.
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Then she'll put Princess Pinkie Pie and Discord in the
WarParty Room to start planning, with Rainbow Dash consulting.6650816 lol I didn't even read the tags going in. So fucking awesome
Uhhhh...
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams?
6650932 The 'E' tag should have made that clear
I have a hard time writing anything more naughty than T. I think Changelings, Love and Lollipops is about the naughtiest so far, with Buggy and the Beast coming in around second.
6650816 I also have a hard time writing anything that ends on too sad a note. I think Celestia Help the Outcasts is about the downer-est ending I've had, even in short stories.
6649563 The Royal Sisters will consider that while sipping on fruity drinks and having suntan oil being rubbed into their shoulders by handsome young stallions on Spring Break.
6649289 And ruin the noodles? Heaven forbid!
6650032 It's Celestia's fault. She used the oyster analogy first.