This story is a sequel to Celestiphobia
Sometimes it takes more than a reform for others to think you're good.
and other times, it's best not to even try to be good, least a group of changelings go and tell the whole town you're a psychopathic monster who rips creatures to shreds and feeds off their soul.
Author's weird words: A while ago, some people told me to make a sequel off of my first popular fic, but this time revolving around Discord.
and, seeing as how I reached over 600 followers, I thought I'd make it in thanks to you guys.
Hope you like it as much as my other stories.
Chapters (4)
Didn't read yet. Instant fav because I know its gonna be GLORIOUS!
And yeah I know its not original but I like this version xD
6659403 SAME THING! LETS GET ON THE HYPE TRAIN!
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And so begins the 3rd addition to the hilarious Stan and Carl stories, I am eager to see what side splitting jokes come out of this one. It is also time to once again feel little sorry for Discord, I'd be more so if this wasn't so damn funny.
But if there are two things that I have to agree with here; is that the ponies of Equeastria are both easily frightened and rather gullible.
*singing* He knows when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blasts your ass from here to Pakistan!
Oh you better not breathe,
You better not move,
You better off dead I'm telling you dude,
El Discordtalantilo is gunning you down!
6659644 YES!
Ah, time for another one of these. I really feel like I should feel sorry for Discord because he is getting totally screwed over for no good reason, but it is just too funny to care.
Oh well, I'm sure Celestia and the elements will straighten this mess out sooner or later and it will probably get the ponies over being afraid of the changelings, but there is plenty of time for the changelings to start a riot in the mean time.
I've been meaning to read that other story of yours, but I haven't managed to get around to it yet. This one is certainly funny as hell so far, though. Discord has surprisingly good fiscal awareness.
I still love that thing you do where all the changelings have the blandest of names. I don't even know why, but it just makes me laugh my ass off.
Pfft. I can just imagine Chryssie once she finds out about all this idiocy.
Cya
Raziel-chan
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Well, now that I'm done with that, I can only hope that there won't be a follow-up Discordophilia story when this one is done. Now there's a horrifying notion.
Early for the annual scare night, eh? ;p
Keep going! ;)
There gonna release Tirek to fight Discord, aren't they?
Never stop with the references. All references are good references!
I'm at soup.
Heh, the background ponies were more gullible than the changelings.
Keep going! ;)
My eyes started hurting when I read the part about the jelly.
I can't wait for more! I imagine more than half of all Changelings in existence standing beside at least one fourth of the ponies in Equestria to confront Discord, who is just holding groceries and is walking to Fluttershy's!
Can I get information on how long these chapters may take on an average?
... Chrysalis will facehoof so hard once she finds out what they were doing that she's liable to hurt herself.
Cya
Raziel-chan
Heh, it has been seen as a fact that the average equestrian seems to be easily fooled or tricked.
By the way Atlas, if I might be so bold as to ask if your willing to chat real quick? I have a small personal art project that I've been putting together, some fan art of characters made by other artists in the pony community who have inspired me for the long while. And I wanted to add some of your own changelings into the mix since you have likewise inspired me with your writing and stories here. If you're interested, let me know and I'll say the rest of what I was going to ask in a private message.
Well... That happened... *favs*
Poor Discord. Still hilarious, though.
Could use more proofreading in this chapter.
Cya
Raziel-chan
Huh, something in that comic was actually accurate. That's a surprise.
Haha, didn't see that coming, huh Discord?
Keep going! ;)
But Discord's removed his horns plenty of times without losing his magic...
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You can blame this comic for making me think his horns are the source of his powers.
Danny dammit beavernator.
6797624 I don't mind. It's silly enough to work for this story. I just felt the need to point it out anyway. I have obsessive-compulsive tendencies.
I'm not sure if she gonna applaud them or punish xD
The whole "eating ponies" thing is quite the miss for me. Sure I can follow the thought of a dragon or the more feral predatory creatures doing so, but not the more intelligent ones. That's just me however, and I simply disregard those parts when reading these stories. Not going to stop me from enjoying the humorous parts of them.
Now the whole shpeel of former villains arguing with eachother over who is the better/worst of them is a very good idea, it can make things both incredibly awkward and so very entertaining.
6803463 Judging by her phrasing, it looks like Chrysalis was making a euphemism to mess with Celestia's head. Remember, she said some ponies enjoyed being "eaten" multiple times. It could mean a lot of things.
6803691 My thoughts as well.
That's something I always found funny, that Discord was forgiven so readily. He arguably did some of the worst and most wide-reaching things imaginable, and for no other reason than his own amusement. All other villains had their reasons, ranging from the want of power to feeding their subjects. Yet it is Discord who's forgiven.
Very nice chapter. Sad to hear that mammy Cutelings did, but at least the rest seem to have a bright future ahead of them.
Cya
Raziel-chan
6804194 Welllllll who else are they going to forgive? In the canon it looks like Chrysalis was wiped out along with her swarm, Sombra was blasted to bits, and Tirek was imprisoned by rainbow power in the depths of Tartarus. It's kind of hard to forgive/reform a villain unless they are alive and readily available.
Getting eaten multiple times? Huh... Unless you can just regrow meat...
Keep going! ;)
6805053 Actually, word of god (one of the show writers during an interview) is that they survived, another said that Hasbro would never let them kill her. Plus she survives in the comics and changelings are still around in the show, judging by slice of life.
Cya
Raziel-chan
6806020 That's a fair point, she does survive in the comics. She attacks again, and this time she is locked up in a castle with her drones. But then Twilight tries to reform her as well, it just doesn't work.
6806259 Yeah, hahahah, Chryssie plays Twilight like a fiddle then and escapes with all her subjects. I really enjoyed that moment, she didn't even have tio overpower her, she just tricked her so completely and utterly she didn't stand a chance.
And they didn't really do much in terms of trying to reform her, they kept her locked up and wanted her to tell them of her origins. Still, I suppose she might be irreformable. Oh well, she's still badassery personified.
cya
Raziel-chan
6806299 Yes, it was hilarious the way Chrysalis tricked Twilight. But I think the "learning of your origins" was the first part of Twilight's plan to reform Chrysalis. I don't think it would have worked, but I feel pretty sure Twilight had a 37-point checklist somewhere on reforming Chrysalis and integrating her hive into Equestrian society eventually.
Looks at Luna.
6806299 Yeah, nothing says quality writing like idiot-balling the crap out of the protagonists.
6804194 Actually, having reasons to do evil is worse. Because it means you've RATIONALIZED your evil to some extent, taken into consideration many factors, and still decided to go through with it.
Discord really didn't even seem to possess the mental capacity for very long-term planning. He'd never had to with the sheer amount of power he possessed, and thus his actions were mainly impulsive. His plans were very simple and short-term. Once he'd accomplished a basic set of goals, he paid no attention to following up on anything.
And really, if we're to take Discord and the others for equal comparison, we must then imagine what the other villains would have done if they possessed Discord's powers from the get-go. Considering all the things Discord COULD have done, he wasn't really that bad. There are quite a countless number of horrific torments he could have devised... and refused to even allow any pony the mercy of death.
By the power invested in me, myself and I (since this story hasn't updated for six months) I declare this story to be dead.
May it forever rest in peace.
7365113 noooooooooo!!!!!! curse you life!!!!!!
and i was really starting to enjoy it.
Oh boy...
I hope you continue this story eventually.
Discord during his reign did not allow anyone to break his toys, or die of hunger, etc.