Tirek has taken every last drop of pony magic in Equestria, thanks to Twilight Sparkle. There's only one thing that's standing between Tirek and world domination.
A green bush.
An HiE parody written in two hours.
There is a man sitting on a park bench, perusing a weathered book in his red right hand. He smiles at you, inviting you to share a tale. Share a laugh, recall your fears; regardless, he will listen.
Tirek has taken every last drop of pony magic in Equestria, thanks to Twilight Sparkle. There's only one thing that's standing between Tirek and world domination.
A green bush.
An HiE parody written in two hours.
I love it
Okay, this story fits certainly the 'King of Random' award.