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Lateral Movement - Alzrius



Having been granted rulership over the city of Vanhoover, and confessed their feelings for each other, Lex Legis and Sonata Dusk have started a new life together. But the challenges of rulership, and a relationship, are more than they bargained for.

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152 - Critical Examination

Lex Legis was nopony’s fool.

Analyzing a situation from myriad angles and processing the data found therein while simultaneously comparing it to what he already knew in order to extrapolate possible hypotheses had, for as long as he could remember, come naturally to him. So ingrained was that behavior that it had taken him a very long time to understand that everypony else didn’t think that way, and even now he still needed to continually remind himself that virtually everyone else he knew simply intuited their way through life. It was a truism that he found maddening no matter how often he encountered it.

Thus, it was with gritted teeth that Lex held out a hoof to stop Sonata from running to Nosey’s side. She skidded to a halt, almost colliding with his outstretched foreleg as she gave him a baffled look. “Do not approach her,” ordered Lex coldly, not taking his eyes off of Nosey.

“But she-”

“Shut up,” snapped Lex, mentally invoking his circlet again. Based on what Scrubby had just let slip, and what Nosey herself had admitted, she had been in close contact with Block Party shortly before his death. Between his having been in possession of Everglow magic of unknown powers and his unfathomable disposition – both in his lack of concern for the ponies under his care as well as in his purported suicide note – Lex couldn’t help but be extremely suspicious of everyone and everything involved in this incident, especially Nosey. If Block Party had cast some sort of spell on her…

But no magical auras appeared in his vision. Not even the slightest trace.

Frowning, Lex ceased concentrating on his circlet, still eyeing Nosey distrustfully. Just because his circlet hadn’t detected anything didn’t necessarily mean that there wasn’t some sort of magic at work, he knew. His circlet could only visualize spells, rather than magic per se. After all, magical energy was everywhere, contained within every living thing as well as flowing throughout the environment itself. Simply checking for the presence of magical energy would be futile due to that ubiquity, so the circlet’s detection ability focused on the complex construction that shaped that energy into recognizable spell effects. But his time on Everglow had taught Lex that some creatures had innate supernatural abilities that were little more than masses of magical energy, crudely shaped into some sort of effect that was too simplistic to be called spellcasting, and so were invisible to what his circlet could detect. The breath weapon of that dragon he’d killed back in Tall Tale had been like that, he knew. Its magical nature had been conclusively demonstrated by how it had wounded him even in shadow-form, but there’d been no indication that he’d seen of a spell being formulated when it had prepared to unleash it.

Could Block Party have had an ability like that? Lex wondered as he kept his eyes trained on Nosey. Obviously, it would have been something far more subtle than a breath of acidic fog, but if he had then there would be no easy way to detect it. But that didn’t mean that there was no way to investigate the pony in front of him right now…

“What was the name of the restaurant where we first met?”

“…huh?” Pausing in the middle of rubbing the tears from her cheeks, Nosey’s face twisted in confusion.

She wasn’t the only one; beside him Sonata was giving him a look as though she were questioning his sanity. “I thought-”

“I said be quiet!” growled Lex, shooting Sonata a dark look that caused her to recoil, her ears folding back as she stepped away from him. The sight sent a pang through him, but he pushed it away as he turned back to Nosey. “The restaurant where we first met. What was its name?”

“Wh-…we didn’t meet in a restaurant,” replied Nosey slowly, shooting a questioning look at Sonata before looking back at Lex. “We met in Tall Tale. I followed you when I heard you shouting at somepony else, and when you collapsed I took you back to my hotel room so I could interview you.”

“Ohhh!” exclaimed Sonata suddenly, her ears flipping back up as she realized what was going on. “You were checking to make sure that she was really her!” She grinned, pleased with herself, but her smile faltered a moment later as the next logical question occurred to her. “Wait, why were you worried that Nosey wasn’t Nosey?”

“Seriously, do we have to do this in here with the dead body?” murmured Scrubby, but everypony ignored him.

Not bothering to answer Sonata’s question, Lex instead glanced over at the candelabra, whose last sputtering candle had just gone out. Slowly lifting it in his telekinesis, everypony watched as he placed it on the ground in front of Nosey. “Pick it up,” he ordered.

Nosey glanced down at the candelabra, then back up at Lex. “Why?”

“I kinda wanna know that too,” admitted Sonata. “I mean, I get that the last one was to make sure she wasn’t, like, an imposter or anything, but what does this prove?”

“Just pick it up.” Outwardly, Lex’s expression didn’t change as he kept his eyes on Nosey. Inwardly, however, he struggled to hold back from unleashing a torrent of invectives at his girlfriend. Sonata’s insistence on interfering with his verifying Nosey’s identity and well-being, despite the gravity of the situation as well as being told twice to remain silent, was beginning to seriously test his patience.

“Okay…” Still giving him an odd look, Nosey reached a hoof out and easily lifted the candelabra off the ground, raising her eyebrows at him in an exaggerated manner as she brought it level with her head before placing it back on the ground.

As she did so, Sonata actually sat back on her haunches and clapped her hooves together, smiling as though she’d just watched a talent show. “She did it! Now,” she looked at Lex expectantly, “tell us what this was about. Please?”

Letting out a slow breath, Lex silently decided that it was easier to indulge Sonata than to waste more of his energy trying to make her cooperate. Right now he needed to focus on Nosey, and allowing Sonata’s simplemindedness to bother him distracted from that. “Lifting the candelabra proved that she had substance, instead of being some sort of illusion or spectral entity.”

“‘Illusion or spectral entity’?” echoed Scrubby quietly, a disbelieving look on his face.

“Are you kidding me?” Nosey gave Lex an incredulous look.

“Aw, come on, it’s kind of fun!” insisted Sonata, giving Nosey a smile. She wasn’t sure why Lex was suddenly being so paranoid; certainly, she didn’t see anything different about Nosey. From what Sonata could tell, she was pretty shaken up, but she didn’t seem like she was enchanted or anything the way Ribbon Cutter had been back in Tall Tale. So really, this whole thing was like one big ice-breaker. “So, what’s the next test?”

For a moment, Lex couldn’t help but look pained, but quickly recovered. “Hold your breath,” he ordered Nosey curtly.

An uncertain look crossed Nosey’s face then. “For how long?”

“Until I tell you to stop,” came Lex’s reply.

Nosey threw her hooves into the air. “This is ridiculous! Look, I’m me, okay? I’m Nosey Newsy, ace reporter for the Canterlot Chronicle! I interviewed you because I thought you were King Sombra when we first met, I watched you fight the dragon, and I’ve been making notes about everything you’ve been doing since you got here. Now, do you want to talk about what happened with Block Party or not?!”

“I do,” replied Lex flatly. “But first, you’re going to hold your breath until I tell you to stop.”

“You know what?” sighed Nosey. “I’ve had it. I’m exhausted and I’m hungry.” She gave Lex an irritated look. “I’m going to go see if there’s anything left to eat and then go take a nap. I promise I’ll still be me when I wake up, and then we can see about doing whatever this is supposed to prove, okay?”

She started to walk forward then, but only got as far as a single step before a row of small black crystals, each ending in a jagged point, sprouted in front of her. Squawking as she struggled to bring herself to a stop, Nosey just barely managed to avoid stepping on them, throwing herself backwards hard enough that she ended up sitting. “Was that really necessary?!” she yelled, giving him a glare.

“Yes,” shot back Lex. “I take this situation with the utmost seriousness, which means that you do not have the option of not doing the same. You are not going anywhere until I’m satisfied that you’re not a potential threat, which means that you can either comply with my instructions of your own volition,” his eyes flared green-and-purple then, “or I can force you to.”

The exchange was enough to make Sonata bite her lip, watching the back-and-forth. The sudden rise in tension had killed her good mood, causing her to wonder for a moment if she should intervene. Deciding that she should do something before Lex managed to alienate one of the few ponies that wasn’t afraid of him, she opened her mouth…only to catch Scrubby frantically signaling her out of the corner of her eye, shaking his head and mouthing “no” at her. When she gave him a confused look, he crept over to her in response, whispering. “Just let him do his thing,” he hissed. “The sooner he’s satisfied the sooner we can get out of here!” He glanced over at where Block Party’s body lay, still clearly afraid.

Nosey, meanwhile, fixed Lex with an indignant look. But it only lasted a moment before melting into one of resignation. “Fine,” she said tiredly. “Let’s just get this over with then.” Without further preamble, she took a deep breath before sealing her lips, standing still.

Long seconds passed, and Lex, Sonata, and Scrubby all kept their eyes on Nosey. At first she glanced around, making a show of her boredom, but eventually held still, tossing a look at Lex. When he didn’t react, she rolled her eyes, still holding her breath. Several more seconds passed, and now Nosey was starting to look uncomfortable. When Lex still didn’t give her leave to take a breath, she started to twitch, shaking slightly as she pursed her lips.

Both Sonata and Scrubby were shooting Lex worried looks now, but he ignored them, his eyes firmly on Nosey. Several more seconds passed, and Nosey convulsed, before finally opening her mouth and taking a big gulp of air, gasping. She took several deep breaths before finally getting herself under control, sending another glare Lex’s way. “What was that supposed to be? You didn’t tell me to breathe at all!”

“Sixty seconds is the approximate length of time that most ponies can hold their breath before it becomes too uncomfortable to keep going,” replied Lex matter-of-factly. “When they do, they’ll tend to turn noticeably red as a side-effect.”

“Why’s that important?” piped up Sonata, curious despite her earlier misgivings.

“An undead creature would have had trouble figuring out how long to pretend to hold their breath for,” answered Lex. “And they wouldn’t have turned red while doing it.”

Nosey’s eyebrows went up. “Undead? That’s what that was about?” She gestured at herself. “You know you could have just taken my pulse, right?” Lex opened his mouth, but she didn’t give him a chance to answer. “So what’s next? Should I punch a cloud to make sure I’m not really a pegasus that’s hiding her wings? Maybe I could go have Cerberus sniff me to prove I didn’t crawl out of Tartarus?”

Lex didn’t respond to her jibes, instead making a gesture at the black crystals at her hooves, which promptly turned into dust. “That will be all for now,” he declared. Behind him, twin sighs of relief were heard. But Lex immediately moved on to the next topic at hoof.

“Now, tell me what happened with Block Party.”

Author's Note:

Lex throws test after test at Nosey. Is he finally satisfied, or is his changing the topic another way of examining her?

Either way, we're about to hear her accounting of what happened with Block Party!

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