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Discord still has a lot to learn about friendship. Spending some one-on-one time with each of his new friends is helping. If only they wouldn’t get so upset about being turned into fruit or having their hair eaten.

What’s that? Make my life a living nightmare? Foolish pink pony! I’m Discord, the Lord of Chaos. What could a simple pony like you possibly do to me?

Inspired by the art of the ever so talented Madacon and a conversation with the stories editor Tired Old Man.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 186 )

Oh dear.

This...this is going to be very, very weird.

A Pinkie Pie vs. Discord fic. This won't end well for Discord. Can't wait for more.

Also, I don't give a like until the fic is finished. I have my reasons. But, for now, you can just count me as like.

A very good start, I look forward to more.:pinkiehappy::derpytongue2::moustache:

Oh dear...

I haven't even started reading this fic yet and I already know that this won't end well.

For the universe.

Or the multiverse.

Okay, you've earned the like from me based on the concept alone. :pinkiegasp:
Well, the first chapter too. :pinkiehappy:

But now...comes the real test. You are close.

If this next chapter completely hooks me in, the favorite will be earned. Regardless, I shall keep my eyes on this and track this puppy!

We've got the Pink Party Pony vs. the God of Chaos!
We're gonn be looking at 5:1 odds in Discord's favor!
Who's in?

He made a mental note to see a one-eyed, triangular-shaped friend of his and rub in the ability to become corporeal… Unless of course, the old dog had finally figured out a way to make himself tangible.

Why is it not surprising that you watch this, too?

Added to my tracking shelf, and within 5 minutes there's another chapter. That there is what I call a good Omen.

Lovely Story so far.

It is not a balloon! It is an zeppelin!

Get out!

Discord VERSUS Pink Pony. Who will win?

...I don't know. I mean, look at Season 5. Pinkie Pie has directly acknowledged the viewer three times! And two of those times were directly interacting with the viewer! So, in other words...Pinkie Pie's powers have increased. This is going to be a close one.

CCC

Well, this is off to a good start...

100 on the elder goddess know as dementia...errr i mean Pinkie pie please

And there it is! ...the moment you realize Ponyville's insurance policy is about to up a few bits. For Discord actually getting caught by Pinkie and getting 'inspired' by said pink horse, the favorite is earned! :pinkiehappy:

Well...that was an unexpected direction.

Loving where this fic is going.

Did... Did pinkie just reference Schrödinger? is that what she i-

BAR THE DOORS AND YOUR MIND! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! except... you can't escape Schrödinger. he really Could be everywhere...

*panics, grins* I'm quite enjoying this story. can't wait for more.

Okay, the name of the 2nd chapter caught my attention, and this is caught my liking. This CAN'T end well... And every time I say that, a fic ends up on my favorites. Seriously, why must you hit me in my weak spot of wanting to watch the chaos unfold every time, authors! :raritydespair:
Never regret it though.

BURNS. BURNS EVERYWHERE. DISCORD, YOU GET A BURN. PINKIE, YOU GET A BURN. EVERYONE GETS A BURN!

“Welcome to Ponyville, ehhhhhhh... Local time is 12:42 PM,” He said as ponies screamed and galloped about as they saved their instruments and themselves before running off into town. “Ehhhhhhhhhh… We’d like to thank you for flying Air Discord. We know you don’t have any options when it comes to being teleported against your will, but we thank you for being such good sports about it.”

OMG IT'S AVI!

Did Pinkie just do the thing War Boys do just before they go kamikaze, except with whipped cream? EVERYONE, GET TO YOUR CARS AND RUN!!! DO NOT STOP FOR GAS OR WATER JUST RUN, BRING NOTHING BUT THE CHILDREN!
(P.S. in case you didn't watch Mad Max Fury Road)

For some odd reason I had this disliked, enjoy your 70th like.

Ri2

That's a sweet ride.

BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH?!

Cue Pinkie Pie screwing with Quantum Physics. :pinkiecrazy:

Very much looking forward to future chapters. I love your characterization.

Future sight powers go!

Pinkie will use her mcguffin powers to take away discord's powers, and he'll have to live as a normal being. What's worse, Pinkie will create all kinds of chaos around town, and Twilight won't believe him when he says it wasn't him, and when he says his powers are taken away.

Ugh.

Justice... Can I call you Justice? You write good stories. You're a good writer - far better than I am. But I really hate the way you write Pinkie. You treat Pinkie as a reality-bending god, when she's honestly not. Yes, she has some form of power, obviously - but she can't write the show, she can only influence it. She obviously can't actually change or create major events or plot points - otherwise, she would have turned Tirek into a rubber duck.

PINKIE ISN'T JESUS. She can't do everything, and saying she can do everything would just plain be a lie.

Of course, if the story goes in an entirely different direction, I wholeheartedly retract this statement - But I just can't help but think this is what will happen. And I hope it doesn't happen. I really do.

6579794 Que pinkie screwing with discord.

6579914 This is a fanfic. The Author can do anything they please.

Also, pissed Pinkie is scary Pinkie.

Will we finally see Pinkie Unleashed.

When she can break the 4th wall at will, why do people beleive that we do not have a 4th wall also? After all, As soon as you write an autobiography, you have made yourself into a story. :pinkiecrazy:

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Pinkie's powers aren't quite so overwhelming. It's more like she's 'Bugs Bunny' in a world that has certain rules and restrictions, even when it comes to magic. She could no more turn Tirek into a rubber ducky than Bugs could banish Elmer Fudd to H-E-double hockey sticks (Or the Home For Infinite Losers for anyone else who sat through the original DBZ dub :derpytongue2: ).

Admittedly, this piece and much of my other works expands on and explores the idea of Pinkie having a power or ability that's actually a thing she has some control over rather then just "wacky cartoon hijinks". But she still lacks the raw magical power of Tirek, Discord, or even Twilight to "rearrange" reality as they see fit. Whether that's exploding a tree house, completely changing Equestria's weather and day/night patterns, or even just changing an apple into an orange. Pinkie's abilities are a bit more localized to herself and a sort of ability to appear in places ponies usually can't, such as mirrors, cookie jars, etc... Her Pinkie sense also seems to give her a vague idea what's going to happen. But like... at best she could probably give Tirek Equestria's largest exploding cigar and then quickly find herself atomized for her trouble.

Potential slight spoiler for this story: For parts that seem maybe a bit beyond what Pinkie has been show to do in canon, there is something of an explanation coming.

Anyhow, feel free to sit back and watch how this unfolds. I hope you won't be disappointed. :twilightsmile:

“See!” Discord said. With a flick of his wrist his gun turned into a sponge he used to scrub off the outfit he was wearing. “Now you’re saying clouds are lay-about, do nothings! Just… wow…. I can’t believe one of the Elements of Harmony is a racist.”

You shoulda been around for the Apple Family Reunion, Discord. Applejack's little song there would've been a real eye-opener! :rainbowlaugh:

Pinkie turned towards and Discord and opened her eyes. “Of course you know, this means war.”

Somepony get this mare a carrot!

In a cool, measured tone, Pinkie replied, “I will reach out to that what you hold most dear and destroy it.”

Oooooh crap.

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Okay.

So, considering I helped Justice with the conceptualization of this idea, thus I know how this story will end up going, I only need to say one thing.

Your prediction is way off from how things will go. It's too dark, too bleak, lacking fun! Lighten up a little bit, and maybe you'll really see where this might be going. :raritywink:

6580533 Ah, apologies mister rock. I've just been thinking this might go in directions vaguely similar to stuff like Discord in Hell. Not a story for the faint of heart.

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Truth be told, I actually like the basic idea of what you described, at least "Discord looses his powers, reality bending mischief happens, he gets the blame," though I definitely wouldn't execute it through something like Pinkie being able to just make his powers go away (I also wouldn't make it a "mature" story :twilightblush: ).

In fact, I may have an idea along those lines if I write a sequel to this, so thanks! :pinkiehappy:

Poor, Discord he doesn't understand what he's got himself into! I almost feel sorry for him! Almost.

6580555 ...I don't suppose saying "no" to this idea would have any influence?

I mean, I have a fear of losing control - as such, a situation where I am blamed for crimes I didn't commit, and even worse they don't listen to be being for mercy, is a nightmare scenario for me. I honestly I just described it because my mind went to the worst possibility.

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It's likely not as bad as you're imagining. In this case it wouldn't be "this is punishment for Discord being a big meanie, meanie-pants." It'd be more "...Wow... This was the worst idea ever... Of all time."

Did I spy a Gravity Falls/Bill Cipher reference?

Pinkie reveals her TRUE powers! She compels Discord to watch C-SPAN.... FOREVER!!! :fluttershbad:

Congrats, Discord, you just invoked the curse of 'What could possibly go wrong?' upon yourself. Murphy's Law is gonna smack you down hard.

And the war has officially begun!
And esquestria probably will be destroyed before it ends...

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