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kudzuhaiku
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So... are there corn subsidies?
I'm torn between asking myself 'what did I expect' and laughing my ass off... Well done, good sir.
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6567728 I had a similar thought
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*falls over on floor........twitches*
Twitch
...
you should be ashamed of this.
the pun gods should take you to pun hell,
where you shpuld be assaulted with a repetitive stream of all of your puns.
...
fin, it was a horrible, horrible pun.
but it was a berry grape story, and lather punny
i am getting kind of corny thinking about it
The only concern is the ages of the CMC. Making foal corn pictures or movies might be illegal....
Corn Liquor
Hardcorn Cornography.
CORNHOLIO!!!
This has left me feeling rather corny...
The fuck? I... I don't even know, i was expecting them to start growing corn, and somehow there was sex. I just... God damnit Kudz.
And the worst part is im going to track this! What the hell is going on!?!?
This
I don't know what I expected.
....... dies.
Not sure what to make of this but tracking anyway.
Right up until the end I was expecting it to all be a red herring and have Applejack suggest porn instead of corn as like the last line. lol.
I love all the creative puns, great little story.
Ha!
i.imgur.com/icLuHAu.png?1
6567782 nononononono. nono.
Well. That happened.
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No image.
2 fillies, 1 cob
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Dumb wiki.
Link (maybe)
I should be asleep. I should be asleep and resting up for work tomorrow, but what am I doing? Reading fics about corn. Congratulations, you have taken my last bit of sanity.
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Try this link: http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Applejack_getting_attacked_by_corn_S2E01.png
Also, everyone, I do not apologize for the cover picture. I had a stupid idea, and it had to be done.
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Eh. No one needs that shit to begin with. Life is more fun and interesting without it.
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Should I get some blame too since I suggested at first to put two apples on either side of it then said make it AJ and Big Mac to make it less obvious?
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Eh, maybe. I'm the one that added Bloom to it, though.
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Corn. Glorious Corn is what is going on.
You and your fucking puns Kudzu xD hahahah, you kill me...
no really...
I'm dead.
*falls over*
Nice job!
CORN IS GUUUD
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
What? No butter?
6569110
Nope, this was a dry cornholing.
6569272
Your puns are so corny. Kernel for your thoughts?
6568357 ...are those fillies on a cob?
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Yeah, I can't decide if I'm shucked or amaized.
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Having Applejack as your avatar really made your comment funny...
This was highly amusing. Also, what makes this funnier is that one without a gutter mind would think this harmless.
Nice job, Kudzuhaiku...Nice Job. I look forward to seeing little funny min-fics in the close future.
That happened.
It didn't really need to.
Upvoting this anyway.
Let's aim for 69 upvotes. For corn.
Yup. Grinned stupidly the whole way through.
Coming next year, the Cutie Mark Crusaders in Fillies of the Corn.
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The best part about this comment is there's actually a game called 'cornhole'.
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69, eh?!
So if the internet was in Equestria it would be for corn?
Either way magnificent way to make this into a teen level story! Have an up vote!
Honestly I thought this one was pretty corny.
As a native resident of Nebraska, The Corn State , I hear by approve of this message.