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Does this look infected to you?

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:rainbowlaugh: Amazing.

Huh, never knew that about Catherine the Great.

i...actually would like a story about Catherine the Great in Equestria thou i would prefer it be a story of politicking and the exchange of ideas and cultures




....sex is optional...:moustache:

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Clearly it needs to be about a time-travelling Catherine the Great visiting Equestria after ponies have made contact with the modern world and are aware of her ... reputation.

She travels the world, sees many strange things and negotiates canny trade-deals between her time-travelling Russia and Equestria ... while trying to work out why these funny little aliens all seem to think she's some kind of sex-crazed ponyfucker.

This was a lovely bit of silliness. The only disappointing thing was a great missed opportunity: you could have marked the fic "cancelled" instead of "complete" :trollestia:

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It would be good, but a lot of ppl won't read it becasue of status itself

“Because she…” Celestia raised her hoof up and rubbed the bridge of her muzzle. “There is a tale that she enjoyed having sex with horses.”

“What?!” Luna’s eyes suddenly took up the majority of her face. “That’s disgusting!”

“Well, that was the attitude of the humans as well,” Celestia explained. “But it is also a lie. She never did such a thing. She—”

“Then why would she venture from the human world to ours?” Luna interrupted.

“Well, to have sex with horses, but—”

:rainbowlaugh: Oh God, I'm dying here. Thumbs up, this was a hilarious read.

Who is this Catherine, and what is it that makes her great?

Well lucky, it the story remove "The great"
That will be...Catherine? Satan's daughter?! HER!?
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“Wow, you really need to get laid,” Luna finally stated.

I'm sure Catherine would gladly help with that.

:trollestia:

Well Luna knows best!

6548457 Agreed. That would've been the cherry on top right there.

6548457 Aw damn. That would have been perfect.... AND IT STILL CAN BE!

:pinkiehappy:

Interesting, but I heard the same about both her, and Queen Elizabeth. Maybe some people just couldn't handle, that a woman is the boss.

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Dude, no comparison even. Did Elizabeth have a penis table? No she didn't. Catherine had a penis table. And dick chairs. And a porn room. It's clear who the greater (and more powerful) queen is, right there.

6548336 lol its the Catherine from CIV V after a science victory

but i would prefer a time warp like event that brings a Chunk of Imperial Russia with it, im a huge fan of those story types

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Wow, that I did not hear XD

Well, to be fair, you got to be a little crazy, to rule Russia. It's in the job description

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The whole thing has been preserved and there is lots and lots of photographic documentation. If you're of legal age to look at it, I recommend it. It's utterly hilarious and makes the nobles of the last few centuries seem not actually all that different from the kind of people who post pony clop. I enjoy it just for the sense of perspective it gives. Being in the history books doesn't mean you weren't also a dirty old bastard. :rainbowlaugh:

Actually, the vaginal canal is extremely pliant and it's entirely possible for a human woman to ...

Wow, the things I've seen. The internet was a wild place back in the day. Anyway, it's possible to enjoy the act and not to be damaged (beyond extra stretching of the flesh) during it so long as the individual is used to those sorts of things. Jumping into the size is not recommended but it's possible to build up to it.

Please don't ask how I know this, I've just remembered how and am now trying to look up cute kitten pictures to scrub away the memory again.

This made me chuckle, :twilightsmile: and nice touch by having the story "cancelled". Like and fav form me buddy. :raritywink:

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I was young, drunk and walking back home from the wrong kind of party with the exact wrong kind of people on just the wrong kind of route. I seen some shit. Don't even ask.

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We have all been in messed up situations. I had to save my friends once from being used while under the influence. Almost didn't end well.

“There is a tale that she enjoyed having sex with horses.”

“What?!” Luna’s eyes suddenly took up the majority of her face. “That’s disgusting!”

“Well, that was the attitude of the humans as well,” Celestia explained. “But it is also a lie. She never did such a thing. She—”

Do not have sex with horses, children, no matter how good it feels. It freaks the horses out.

This was pretty funny. It is even more funny if you imagine Luna and Celestia to be the Luna and Celestia from the Who Rules? universe.

~KBO.:twilightsmile:

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I guess we'll just take your word for it.

Just another day for the two Princesses of Equestria.

Favorited. This is an amazing story and you deserve a medal or something for this ingenious idea.

Okay, this? This is awesome. :D

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