Artemis Fowl the Second. Middle School Student. Eccentric Billionaire Mastermind. Well, that's what he was a year ago. After the disappearance of his father when his yacht was destroyed while shipping hundreds of thousands of cans of cola to Russia, and the loss of a considerable chunk of his family fortune, he has been hunting for a way to gain his wealth back. And his search has lead him to a world of peace, harmony, and magic. And he has plans for it. With his butler, Butler, and Butler's sister Juliet, he delves into the world where his honor, family, and most importantly, fortune, can be restored.
This is a "what if" scenario if Artemis Fowl decided to seek fortune in Equestria instead of with the People. Sincere thanks to jasontaylorblogs for proofreading and providing feedback, as well as Eoin Colfer for creating this wonderful series.
I don't own MLP, or the Artemis Fowl series, though I do own a few cucumbers.
I'm guessing this is an alternate-Artemis world, one where he didn't meet Holly and the people, but ponies instead? Our young Mr Fowl appears to be quite ruthless, which fits with his first appearances. His voice doesn't appear quite right, but I can't put a hoof on why just yet, so continue on!
Love the premise
I liked it. Didn't notice any immediate errors, I'll take a closer look later once there is more. Good luck!
*Before reading* I was wondering how long this would take to show up an Artemis Fowl/Equestria cross over... lets see what happens.
... wait it's Butler 
... um... I'll grab Mulch Diggums and sick him on Butler whilst I save Fluttershy... yeah that should work. Did last time 
*After reading* He tries to hurt Fluttershy AT ALL and I will personally use my own interdimensional transporter, travel into this story and
I need moar
I mean if that's all right with u I guess....
I'm so gonna read this, I FREAKING LOVE ARTEMIS FOWL thanks man!
Artemis Fowl crossover??
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OH YES OH YES OH YES OH YES THIS IS SO AWSOME OH YES OH YES!
and.. welcome eoin colfer. long time no see of that sort of crossover.
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You forgot about Juliet.
Huh! I loved the first three Artemis Fowl books. (Still need to get hold of the others.) So I appreciate what you're trying to do here. As mentioned above, you've remembered that Artemis was origonally realy ruthless, brring on vilian protagonist. I think that you're doing well so fr. I'll keep my eyes on this fic.
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Wait a second...
YOU!
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Oh, crap.
I look forward to more updates. Also, you've portrayed Artemis very well. Keep going.
Thanks to everyone for the likes and comments, they motivate me. More is definitely on the way.
I VERY much enjoy the Artemis Fowl series, and I believe you have done a good job with the start of this. And as for the constructive criticism request, I have this to say, be very careful with the use of technology, if you are going to go the route where he doesn't meet "The People", then he will not have access to basically everything that he made after the first book. Other than that, I don't really see anything else.
btw: Muahahaha, poor Fluttershy
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I loved the Artems Fowl books, definitely going to be following this story
I got so excited just seeing the cover of this...Artemis Fowl is without a doubt my favourite book series of my childhood, I can't wait to see what you've done here.
It feels as if you went a bit far with the pseudoscience behind the device and it kind of detracts/distracts from the story, but I think you have an interesting story premise.
Before reading this I was intrigued about how Artemis Fowl and Equestria were going to mix. I read through what there is so far and it's written really well. I like the idea. But if Artemis Fowl or Butler ouch a single hair on Fluttershy's mane I will seriously..
This is not acceptable. No one hurts Fluttershy!! 
But excited to read further and see what you do with this
Oh shit. If butler even touches a hair on fluttershy's head, most of the brony community will be after him.
Of course, then there's her "massage" techniques that could take down a bear...
I wonder what they would do to a human if applied "improperly".
I assume you are going to incorperate the demons into the story. Even though this is a what if? Scenario, I would still love to see that. Pweese?
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Poshibwy. Poshibwy...
And to all the
"Don't hurt Fluttershy" people, I'm probably hurting Fluttershy.
Oh, this is going to suck for the ponies. Artemis is smarter than them, and probably would use lethal force if he had to, unlike the ponies. There might be, at most, one problem he couldn't take out if he had to, but it depends on whether or not Celestia and Luna are passively invulnerable.
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Do yourself a favor and stop after Book 4.
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I went up to 7, all but it were good to me.
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Well, I wouldn't call any of them "bad" per se,(except maybe #6) but there is certainly a noticeable drop in quality (not to mention continuity) starting with 5.
Edit: and now that I have your attention: as for the Fic at hand. Thank you for this and please continue it.
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The demons, six I think? That was pretty good, but the first 3 will always be best.
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nono, the demon one is 5, 6 is the time travel one.
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Ah.
One thing, remember that Artemis is an asshole. He ain't afraid to choke a few bitches to get what he wants.
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I know that.
Chapter 2 is practically done, just waiting for my proofreader. By the way, sorry for the delay, I've been trapped in Idaho for a while, and can only type on my phone. Have you ever tried writing a fanfic on an iPhone?
Oh dear. Artemis vs.Angel
Without butler
Man I've forgotten how much of an cruel guy Artemis could be. I haven't read these books in forever, I'm remembering why i liked them so much. I've always liked stories where the protagonist is constantly walking the razor edge between good/evil, like a good guy that could so easily become evil but never really does. Although for Artemis it's a bit reversed, he starts out an evil criminal mastermind but becomes something of a good guy when he makes some ... odd friends, if I'm remembering the books correctly.
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You remember right. He starts out as the person who would go to any length to get what he wants, and then proceeds to get soften up along the way. I could get into a longer explenation, but I dont quite feel the mood to write a review of it right now, if you understand.
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No problem at all, just glad I'm remembering it correctly.
Oh yes!
Go FlutterRage! 
No Holy Hand Grenade to help you here Arty 
*reads some more*
Artemis! Don't you dare kill Fluttershy!
*continues reading*
Aaaaaand cue Angel
now for Artemis to face what will be one of his hardest challenges yet... a cute little bunny...(we need an Angel emoticon!)
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Monty Pyhton reference. He he.
Quick get Holly and Folly they know what to do!
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Foaly is too paranoid.
776803 He is paranoid but he'll be in Holly's helmet comm thing at the very least. What kind of scientist doesn't wanna see a new dimension?
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You're right, they probably would've picked up the disruptions in the time-steam...
Bravo, quite well written and believable. I do indeed wonder how this will turn out. Though I speculate, what would be considered an Artemis victory as opposed to a pony victory? I presume an Artemis victory would be of him attaining an entity with immense power, one worth levying to everyone on earth (or perhaps equestria) under the fowl name. A pony victory on the other hand, I believe would consist of somehow convincing Artemis to let go of the vow he made to himself when his father died and in turn letting them be (ponies using force to purge the human issue would feel quite uncanny, in my opinion.) Or perhaps there will be a villain crossover to act as an impetus for them to join forces, the banter between them would be an excellent time to throw in some clever jokes, yet after the villains would be thwarted (or maybe the bad guys win, BAM didn't see that one coming) will Artemis just decide to be on his way or to take advantage of the established trust? I wonder...
I'm glad to see this story's received such positive feedback. It definitely deserves it. I'm just as eager to see where this goes.
Has the ability to create and control blackholes/wormholes, doesn't see the giant business opportunity staring him in the face.
Just an apology to readers of this, I can't really help with the amount of time in between updates. I'm just a procrastinator who can't write fast in the first place.
And I have now started the next chapter. Yup. I loooove procrastination. Don't worry, once I get into it, I write like hell.