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I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.


Twilight finds a dusty old book full of puns and begins to use them, much to the dismay of her friends, considering her puns are slowing down their travels and they need to be PUNCTUAL.

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Every ounce of my yes. Laughing the whole way through. Well done.




:twilightoops: Oh God, the horror.
So many puns. :facehoof:

Dat ending.


All I have to say.

Haha, even Pinkie Pie didn't like them. I loved that line. Kudos, it was very punny. Yeah I said that, wanna fight about? :duck:

Cute picture. On to the puns.

Lol to the highest limit.

This could very well be an episode except Hasbro would likely make Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash be the one to make all the puns. :pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh:


:trollestia: Trollestia approves of this fic. :trollestia:

You bastard you.

... you have my gratitude good sir/madame... i tip my hat to you

Oh. Dear. Gods. What have I just read.

You sir deserve this like for making me LAUGH at a story about puns! :rainbowwild:

Well my brain hurts, but it's quite nice, really.

This was hilarious, if a little painful to read!

wow, eye sea what you did there

So many puns! I love it!:flutterrage::heart:

Terrible. Absolutely terrible.


Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.
What happens when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

...That's all I got.

You do realize I'll have to punish you for this.

:ajbemused: very punny.

"Because I'm a little horse."

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Oh God! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

This is punderful.

The entire time I read this I just kept face palming. :twilightblush:
Was still funny

I "sea" what you did at the end:moustache:

Oh oh! I've got it

I don't see why everyone is raging on this story
I thought it was
*puts on sunglasses*

Ha ha ha ha! "I'll have to PUNish you." Well played Bugenhagen. Laughed until my cheeks hurt, can't really ask for more than that from a comedy tag. Kudos! You've won a like from me! Please keep writing, I'll keep reading.

677243 Your puny punishment will meet a punt from my foot, puncturing you, punk.

I got to say, i love puns, but you have to use it right for it's an art! You have to use them right, or you'll be left in the shade, but use it right and everyone will get a stroke of laughter.:pinkiegasp:
But then again, you should know your limits, otherwise the mood will have quite a bad contrast:derpyderp2:

When it comes to play on words, you have to roll them out right, other wise the feel won't come out prop-er.:moustache:

fine i'll cut with this act


You, my good sir, are one gloriously clever bastard. Hat's off.

Jeez Twi', somepony's being shellfish with the puns.
Keep this up, and you might oystercize your friends.
To stop her, the others might need a little extra kelp.
And Spike: Neptune, really? Could ya be anymore pacific?
But even though she's annoying, Rarity, no need to be a real beach about it. :rainbowwild:

Okay, I'm done. So much puns...oww.

Liked and favorited. I'm a sucker for some cheesey puns. I blame Dead Rising 2:rainbowlaugh:

JK. I thought they were very punny.
...I see what you did there...


ALL OF MY PUN-RAGE :flutterrage::rainbowlaugh::coolphoto:

Look at me, reduced to using a ton of emoticons. +1 for you

Well, this is the first time I've ever gotten cramps in my cheeks before...:pinkiehappy:

As far as puns go I think that Rarity would be the one to keep her friends in stitches . As long as she

didn't lose the thread of the story she could keep needling her friends. The story would just keep

bobbin along and if one of them got sad she could stop and singer a song until someone put their foot

down. I guess with all these puns I'm going to get a good basting from everyone. The cops will arrive

get out the cuffs and make the collar. OK,OK I'll stop put the rope away.

I'd complement you with a pun, but I suck at puns.
Good story, it wasn't painful like puns normally are(:twilightangry2:I'm looking at you Disney channel!), and at the end of every joke, my mind added a rimshot.

This was snot funny, i mean come on troll i nose you can write a story that will blow me away.

My teeth are literally grinding right now.
Why did it have to come to this?

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